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Rate Nikocado Avocados hole! 🕳️

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by Anonymousreply 78March 30, 2023 2:41 AM


I give it 5 out of 5 buckets of vomit.

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2023 8:44 PM


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by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2023 8:47 PM

Why wouldn’t you give your hole a good clean and get off all the crusty bits (is that a sesame seed?!) before backing up for a close up and posting?

0 out of 10 Salad Tossings from me.

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2023 8:47 PM

Isn’t that the obese guy? He has an OF now?

I guess there is a market for that.

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2023 8:48 PM

Front is somehow even worse.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2023 8:48 PM

The goatse of mukbangs.

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2023 8:49 PM

Imagine the smell

by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2023 8:49 PM

OP = Nicholas Perry

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by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 8:52 PM

What’s he got crusted on there, some Lume??

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2023 8:53 PM

This is the most

🌊 🐄 🧵

that ever

🌊. 🐄'd.

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2023 8:53 PM

NSFA = Not Safe for Anywhere

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2023 8:54 PM

Can someone help me decipher R12?

Wave Cow Spool?

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2023 8:57 PM

Sea cow thread r14

by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2023 8:58 PM

It's a DL troll obsessed with another DL troll r14

by Anonymousreply 16March 25, 2023 8:58 PM

Typed with emojis since that poster already got Muriel to block his real first name from being posted.

by Anonymousreply 17March 25, 2023 8:59 PM

It’s looks very dirty and what’s the little white stuff?

by Anonymousreply 18March 25, 2023 9:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 19March 25, 2023 9:01 PM

A yeast infection.

Who would fuck this nasty skank?

by Anonymousreply 20March 25, 2023 9:01 PM


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by Anonymousreply 21March 25, 2023 9:04 PM

Does he not wipe?

by Anonymousreply 22March 25, 2023 9:04 PM

I’m genuinely curious because he is quite gross but does he have any only fans? If not why is he posting these? Who wants them?

by Anonymousreply 23March 25, 2023 9:06 PM

There are cleaner latrines in Bombay.

by Anonymousreply 24March 25, 2023 9:08 PM

He’s in the top 0.14% of creators.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 25, 2023 9:08 PM

and almost-as-clean latrines in SF, even!

by Anonymousreply 26March 25, 2023 9:10 PM

OP is a sadist.

by Anonymousreply 27March 25, 2023 9:12 PM

Does one even feel anything when one penetrates it?

by Anonymousreply 28March 25, 2023 9:14 PM

Death of the soul, perhaps.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 25, 2023 9:21 PM

It looks like a vadge.

by Anonymousreply 31March 25, 2023 9:26 PM

OP, is he a "king?"

Is he goals? Is he a mood?

Is that gaping maw a "bop?"

by Anonymousreply 32March 25, 2023 9:28 PM

The whorer. The whorer.

by Anonymousreply 33March 25, 2023 9:28 PM

His parents must be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 34March 25, 2023 9:30 PM

The fuzz around hole looks like Ben Shapiro’s beard.

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by Anonymousreply 35March 25, 2023 9:38 PM

How did his hole get in that condition?

by Anonymousreply 36March 25, 2023 9:40 PM

He shovels dozens of pounds of food down his gullet every day, R36.

by Anonymousreply 37March 25, 2023 9:42 PM

Grand Canyon

by Anonymousreply 38March 25, 2023 10:00 PM

Marry me r29

by Anonymousreply 39March 25, 2023 10:27 PM

So sad..he was hot and had a huge cock.

by Anonymousreply 40March 25, 2023 10:28 PM

At first I was like what an I looking at? There’s nothing here?

Then I realized I didn’t have my settings all the way to asbestos eyeballs. I’m so genteel.

by Anonymousreply 41March 25, 2023 10:31 PM

I try not to judge, but that hole has been through some things.

by Anonymousreply 42March 25, 2023 10:34 PM

Yuck! A revolting freak. So typical of the uncut variety.

by Anonymousreply 43March 25, 2023 10:35 PM

Was he molested?

by Anonymousreply 44March 25, 2023 10:36 PM

Go away “marry me” troll!!

by Anonymousreply 45March 25, 2023 10:36 PM

Her slot looks about 3 inches wide. All that food has seriously opened her up.

by Anonymousreply 46March 25, 2023 10:42 PM

Sadly, I WISH my hole looked even *that* good. Years of whoring left my dusty-ass man twat looking like a raisin-y vadge after birthing an entire "quiver-full" of Mormon babies

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by Anonymousreply 48March 26, 2023 1:40 AM

A very brave Aussie man by the name if Isaac Butterfield already put himself through this pain and provided the cliff notes version.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 26, 2023 2:02 AM

So does he just post pictures of his dirty gaping hole on only fans and there’s enough self hating people who pay for that!

by Anonymousreply 50March 26, 2023 2:04 AM

Who regularly starts threads on this eastern European MAGAt nobody?

by Anonymousreply 51March 26, 2023 2:06 AM


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by Anonymousreply 52March 26, 2023 2:11 AM

I've watched his mukbangs in the past. I don't know why I'm shocked when people who had "normal" ways of making money (I know mukbangs aren't normal), turn to doing this porn shit. I know it pays good, but wow. I'm naive I guess.

by Anonymousreply 53March 26, 2023 2:22 AM

That's not a coin slot, it's a bank vault!

by Anonymousreply 54March 26, 2023 2:41 AM

That's a hate crime!

by Anonymousreply 55March 26, 2023 2:42 AM

It’s like looking in a mirror!

by Anonymousreply 56March 26, 2023 2:43 AM

A bit too close for my comfort.

by Anonymousreply 57March 26, 2023 2:51 AM

You're all going to cry when he starts bottoming for hot straight guys. That said, he's fucking gross, he's a fucking mental case and he'll probably become some kind of LGBTQIAXYZ hero when he gets AIDS and becomes thin again, before being torn down and cancelled by the YOU MUST BE FAT GESTAPO.

by Anonymousreply 58March 26, 2023 3:13 AM

I just want to know who’s paying for his only fans. Is this some gen z fetish?

by Anonymousreply 59March 26, 2023 3:54 AM

What, R3? The words Nicocado Avocado and hole weren't enough of a warning to you?

You retard.

by Anonymousreply 60March 26, 2023 3:56 AM

[quote]Does one even feel anything when one penetrates it?

Clearly meth sweats, R28 but also likely self-loathing and revulsion.

by Anonymousreply 61March 26, 2023 3:58 AM

He was a cute femme twink.

WTF happened?!

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by Anonymousreply 62March 26, 2023 4:03 AM

Did he used to pig out on fruits?

by Anonymousreply 63March 26, 2023 4:05 AM

I admit I kinda want to stick my foot in it. I reckon it feels like a warm mud bath.

by Anonymousreply 64March 26, 2023 4:17 AM

Lol, R54 is why I love DL! Nik's hole looks like he enjoys being fisted with whole rotisserie chickens. I am disgusted at his downward spiral indicative of mental illness. And we all just watch as he turns into a Studio Ghibli creature representative of demonic, modern, Western excess. Is there no one who will counsel him?

by Anonymousreply 65March 26, 2023 5:01 AM

R65 called it. He is a live action version of Chihiro’s parents.

JFC, now I just keep hearing that old witch character saying “Here’s Zen!” on repeat. Well done R65 but fuck you as well.

by Anonymousreply 66March 26, 2023 6:42 AM

Could everyone FF OP so we never have to see that hole again.

by Anonymousreply 67March 26, 2023 7:26 AM

I'm surprised it's still not grayed out r67

This thread tempts me to switch from asbestos eyeballs

by Anonymousreply 68March 26, 2023 9:04 AM

The pic does not appear if you are set halfway, or lower.

by Anonymousreply 69March 26, 2023 9:25 AM

He could eat an entire holiday bird with that gaping hole, Martha Stewart style:

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by Anonymousreply 70March 26, 2023 9:32 AM

Holy Mary mother of Jesus. It would be like throwing a banana down a subway tunnel.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 29, 2023 3:32 PM

I can't believe there's a market for this

by Anonymousreply 73March 29, 2023 5:13 PM

You’d think even if you were into fatties you’d want to Jack off to someone who washed their hood and didn’t look like that. Also there’s all the videos of him pigging out and weeping

by Anonymousreply 74March 29, 2023 8:23 PM

Hole not hood

by Anonymousreply 75March 29, 2023 8:23 PM

I'm not sure that his hood (seen at R6) gets warshed either.

by Anonymousreply 76March 29, 2023 9:05 PM

What's that stuff around his hole? I feel disturbed and may need therapy because I can't stop wondering.

by Anonymousreply 77March 30, 2023 2:25 AM

Could someone do something to R12, please?

You know what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 78March 30, 2023 2:41 AM
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