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Anti-Woke Bank.... Fails.

There were threads about this when it happened in 2022 but it's worth a reminder, imo.

[quote]A bank that promoted itself as an "anti-woke" alternative to Wall Street and won the support of Peter Thiel and Candace Owens is closing down just three months after it started operating. The Wall Street Journal reported on Monday that Texas-based startup GloriFi had laid off most its workforce and was planning to close its doors, according to people familiar with the matter.

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by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2023 1:57 AM

Money laundering.

Why, & for whom, exactly?

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2023 9:35 AM

How can a bank be anti woke?

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2023 9:57 AM

[quote]How can a bank be anti woke?

1. Our joint checking accounts are for legitimate male/female couples only — none of that Adam and Steve crap allowed.

2. We don’t forcibly lesbianize our female employees by allowing them to wear slacks and no makeup to work.

3. No diversity hires, i.e. employees whose names are confusing, or have too many syllables. How can you be qualified if we can’t even pronounce your name?

4. All ATMs and automated phone systems are ENGLISH ONLY. If you want Spanish, press “star” to kiss our ass!

by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2023 10:49 AM

What is this shit. They think Wall Street is woke??

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2023 11:07 AM

It's just the usual right-wing diversion created by banksters.

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2023 11:10 AM

In addition to what R3 said: women cannot have their own credit cards unless they're in their husband's name.

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2023 11:55 AM

“No gays, no fems, no blacks, but straight white fatties are fine!”

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2023 12:05 PM

I deposited some money there, but being it’s a right wing bank they lied to me, took my money and won’t give it back. Lesson learned. I’ll stick with woke banks from now on.

by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2023 12:43 PM

God Candace Owens keeps being garbage

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2023 12:48 PM

"Anti-woke" is just meaningless branding for morons on the right. It's "virtue signalling" at its finest.

Grifters are so cynical and greedy. People complain about "identity politics" but the Right are the ones co-opting identity "branding" to make a buck.

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 12:51 PM

I wonder how you marxists plan to pay for anything. Or are you just gonna print extra money that doesn't exist like always?

Lololol, the sock shills in this thread sure are original and not repetitive at all.

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2023 1:02 PM

R11 "lololol" - how old are you?

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2023 1:38 PM

R11 Is KiwiFarms still down or smth?

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2023 1:39 PM

I see Candace has arrived.

I hope the depositors have rejected that big socialist woke FDIC insurance.

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2023 1:42 PM

Mom and dad have left for the weekend, so their incel offspring have a run of the house and can visit gay message boards without fear.

by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2023 1:43 PM

LOVE IT! Glad it failed. Candace Owens along with Laura Ingraham,Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Steve Bannon, Ron DeSantis and the entire Right Wing propaganda/disinformation lie factory are a blight not just on this country but on humanity.

by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2023 1:57 AM
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