Brooke Shields Got Her Good Looks From Her Italian Daddy

Mom should have been behind bars.

Who’s mother was worse: Drew’s or Brooke’s?

Her mother was a mess.

Shake your money maker, honey! Momma needs a new Mercedes!

Enough with the Brooke Shields troll.

The father was moderately good-looking at best, photographed well from some angles but not this one.

Brooke looks NOTHING like him, funny about that.

so, she's a person of colour?

black don't crack!

Who molested her?

Teri Shields might have been moderately good-looking woman in her youth, she was tall and her bone structure was decent, if you don't mind a strong jaw on a woman.

But she's in the Aging Badly Hall of Fame, she was reportedly a horrible alcoholic, and gained weight and smoked and was a vicious harpy, she became a mass of sagging wrinkled pure evil at a comparatively early age. She wasn't born ugly, she *made* herself ugly.

I think Brooke looks a lot like her dad at r5 from the nose on down.

[quote] Brooke looks NOTHING like him, funny about that.

She looks exactly like him especially in that photo from the nose down.

No doubt Big Daddy had a big cock.

Daddy was probably enjoying the fact that Brooke was such a good earner he didn't have to pay child support.

She got daddy’s eyebrows times 2. Shave those suckers off!

Brooke was pretty, but I can’t believe her beauty defined the early 80’s (multiple Vogue covers, lucrative modeling contracts).

Tootie Ramsay almost gave BS a run for her money but Mrs. Garrett convinced her otherwise.

So then, R9, she was a lot like Greg.

I’ve always considered it one of life’s ironies when gays use the expression “butt ugly.”

[quote] So then, [R9], she was a lot like Greg.

Hey! Now wait just a minute!