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Gwyneth Paltrow's request to give treats to bailiffs in her ski crash case denied by judge

What do you think the treats were????

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by Anonymousreply 170March 30, 2023 12:25 PM

Jade eggs for their vajines and anuses.

by Anonymousreply 1March 23, 2023 11:03 PM

Pussy scented candles

by Anonymousreply 2March 23, 2023 11:03 PM


by Anonymousreply 3March 23, 2023 11:03 PM

She’s so transparent with the no makeup, wearing the same clothes several days in a row, offering treats to staff etc.

by Anonymousreply 4March 23, 2023 11:04 PM

She looks better wearing her glasses.

by Anonymousreply 5March 23, 2023 11:04 PM

She's such a clown. How did the great Blythe Danner produce this third-rate disappointment?

by Anonymousreply 6March 23, 2023 11:05 PM

Cast-offs from her celebrity swag bags.

by Anonymousreply 7March 23, 2023 11:06 PM

She killed a man in broad daylight and skied away laughing, and THIS is where her priorities are? Honey, I'd worry about that electric chair instead.

by Anonymousreply 8March 23, 2023 11:07 PM

I love her. Such a class act. Americans are so trashy we need people Goop.

by Anonymousreply 9March 23, 2023 11:08 PM

R8 she didn't kill him

by Anonymousreply 10March 23, 2023 11:09 PM

Spray bottles of This Smells Like My Vagina. So the bailiffs can smell her when she's not there.

by Anonymousreply 11March 23, 2023 11:11 PM

Is this civil or criminal?

by Anonymousreply 12March 23, 2023 11:12 PM

It's civil and no one was killed. The guy she ran into is suing her. I hate Gwynnie but this is a cash grab. I would toss this out if I was on the jury.

by Anonymousreply 13March 23, 2023 11:15 PM

R12 civil

by Anonymousreply 14March 23, 2023 11:16 PM

With the aviator glasses at the pic in the link, she looks like Jeff Dahmer in a woman's wig

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by Anonymousreply 15March 23, 2023 11:16 PM

She looks like 70s era Gloria Steinem with the aviator glasses.

by Anonymousreply 16March 23, 2023 11:18 PM

Paleo cocktail wienies in cauliflower buns and petit steins of kombucha beer. What working class stiff wouldn’t drool over that?

by Anonymousreply 17March 23, 2023 11:22 PM

R16, someone in Twitter said that she looks like it’s 1987 and she’s on trial for hiring a hit man to kill her husband.

by Anonymousreply 18March 23, 2023 11:50 PM

Pretty much, r18.

by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2023 11:55 PM

Goop branded nasty shit that’ll cause everyone to shit copious amounts and calling it a cleanse.

by Anonymousreply 20March 24, 2023 12:05 AM

Not only should the request have been denied, she should've been backhanded across the face quite viciously, at the time the request was made.

by Anonymousreply 21March 24, 2023 12:14 AM

Is it wrong to hope she loses?

by Anonymousreply 22March 24, 2023 12:18 AM

You stupid bitch.

by Anonymousreply 23March 24, 2023 12:19 AM

Does she understand what’s going on? That’s she’s on trial, in an actual court of law?

Offering treats to the bailiffs DURING AN ONGOING TRIAL is an attempt at bribing a party that’s meant to be neutral.

The fact she showed up in court and actually made the request means her legal team didn’t or couldn’t stop her.

She’s not getting the gravity of the situation.

by Anonymousreply 24March 24, 2023 12:20 AM

Why bribe the bailiffs, they can't help her.

by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2023 12:35 AM

I bribed the bailiff, but I did not goop the deputy.

by Anonymousreply 26March 24, 2023 12:36 AM

I kinda enjoy her more now that she's become a caricature of herself.

by Anonymousreply 27March 24, 2023 12:38 AM

This has John Waters potential.

by Anonymousreply 28March 24, 2023 12:44 AM

Oh fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 29March 24, 2023 12:47 AM


by Anonymousreply 30March 24, 2023 12:55 AM

Claudine Longet did it so much better.

by Anonymousreply 31March 24, 2023 1:12 AM

Duh. Edible candles.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 24, 2023 1:19 AM

She's a...what's the word...ditz.

by Anonymousreply 33March 24, 2023 1:21 AM

Placenta cookies

by Anonymousreply 34March 24, 2023 1:23 AM
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by Anonymousreply 35March 24, 2023 1:28 AM

R34 Glad I’m not the only one who’s mind went there.

by Anonymousreply 36March 24, 2023 1:41 AM

She was going to shoot some ozone up their anuses.

by Anonymousreply 37March 24, 2023 1:53 AM

She is unbelievably tacky.

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by Anonymousreply 38March 24, 2023 2:02 AM

Ski lift tickets in Park City, Utah

by Anonymousreply 39March 24, 2023 2:05 AM

She will enlighten them with her new course:

Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I Eat a handful of nuts per week, drink on cucumber martini and smoke on pretentious French cigarette from my vagina every 8 months after I allow Brad to stick his dirty boner into my pristine vagina.


by Anonymousreply 40March 24, 2023 2:35 AM

Breast milk-shakes, ethically sourced from Peruvian womyn who experienced recent late stage miscarriages. They were adequately compensated for their production.

by Anonymousreply 41March 24, 2023 2:43 AM

She looks like she's trying to adjust to life for regular people in this photograph.

by Anonymousreply 42March 24, 2023 2:45 AM

Hey I tried to give them cans of bacon grease and back issues of Vogue. That judge is out of order.

by Anonymousreply 43March 24, 2023 2:47 AM

It is unfortunate that the untouched photo coverage of the trial emphasizes Miss Well Adjusted's facial surgeries

by Anonymousreply 44March 24, 2023 2:53 AM

Two almonds and an admonition to chew them really well, or maybe three little smiles of grapefruit.

One or the other; not both. Don't get any crazy ideas, fatties.

by Anonymousreply 45March 24, 2023 2:58 AM

She's making Amber Heard style "pity me, I'm the victim here" types of facial expressions in court. A sure sign of guilt (and poor acting ability).

by Anonymousreply 46March 24, 2023 3:00 AM

I believe they said today that lawyers from both sides are equally splitting the cost of buying lunch for the jurors because the trial will go on for a good while, and they don't want to burden the jurors with the cost. This isn't a new concept, it's a rather normal practice.

by Anonymousreply 47March 24, 2023 3:05 AM

Vagina scented sweets?

by Anonymousreply 48March 24, 2023 3:07 AM

Those candles are quite expensive, it's rather shocking what she dares to charge. Not a site for the little people.

by Anonymousreply 49March 24, 2023 3:08 AM

[quote]She killed a man in broad daylight and skied away laughing, and THIS is where her priorities are? Honey, I'd worry about that electric chair instead.

Yup. Killed him dead. And he's prepared to testify to that.

by Anonymousreply 50March 24, 2023 3:27 AM

R8 “skied away laughing?” She didn’t run off the former President!

by Anonymousreply 51March 24, 2023 3:31 AM

That quoted post in r50's reply is really something

by Anonymousreply 52March 24, 2023 3:52 AM

Those are jurors, not bailiffs, R47; both legal teams agreed to split the costs.

Paltrow’s gesture was different: she thought providing her dingbat treats to officers of the court was a good idea. And, no one that she’s paying for legal advice was able to dissuade her of how stupid/inappropriate such a move could prove.

She must be a nightmare of a client.

by Anonymousreply 53March 24, 2023 3:54 AM

The Perfect Murder II: Park City Boogaloo

"She killed a man in broad daylight and skied away laughing... And she'll do it again!"

by Anonymousreply 54March 24, 2023 3:57 AM

She refuses to pretend to make $40k per year.

by Anonymousreply 55March 24, 2023 4:50 AM

She killed a man on the bunny slope, just to watch him die.

by Anonymousreply 56March 24, 2023 6:17 AM

R6, Blythe "Prolia" Danner's no brainiac herself.

by Anonymousreply 57March 24, 2023 6:34 AM

that's is so her, loves it♥️♥️♥️

by Anonymousreply 58March 24, 2023 6:35 AM

u bitches r getting boring, where r the catty comments

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by Anonymousreply 59March 24, 2023 6:56 AM

She really is stupid. She's got that gormless face too. She's insufferable and ridiculous. What'd she want to give them, her recipe for bone broth or a vagina steamer? She's an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 60March 24, 2023 7:48 AM

[quote]She killed a man in broad daylight

I nominate this "fact" to be the fresh new replacement for the old "fact" about Lorna Luft claiming she was molested.

by Anonymousreply 61March 24, 2023 9:09 AM

Quartered radishes are hardly a treat to anyone, Gween

by Anonymousreply 62March 24, 2023 9:12 AM

An ionic air freshener.dog bone for the taint. She like the vagina smell everywhere....but there.

by Anonymousreply 63March 24, 2023 9:57 AM

[quote] She’s so transparent with the no makeup, wearing the same clothes several days in a row,

r4 She's wearing enough makeup, mascara, (I guess eyeliner and subtle shadows too), blusher, foundation/powder, those lips are not naked. Obviously different from current generation's pancake makeup.

by Anonymousreply 64March 24, 2023 10:24 AM

How deeply did she delve into the other skier’s wellness before she skied away ⛷️

by Anonymousreply 65March 24, 2023 11:42 AM

put some lavender on that brain injury. Bye, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 66March 24, 2023 11:47 AM

vaginal yeast popovers

by Anonymousreply 67March 24, 2023 11:58 AM

Does she steam her vadge with bone broth vapor?

by Anonymousreply 68March 24, 2023 11:58 AM

Real world lighting does not do that woman any favors.

by Anonymousreply 69March 24, 2023 12:19 PM

R68 oh there is a bone involved.

by Anonymousreply 70March 24, 2023 12:31 PM

I was hoping the bailiffs would find me relatable so I did the food stamp challenge for them and bought them a week's groceries for $29. Now everyone's mad at me.

by Anonymousreply 71March 24, 2023 3:07 PM

Is she a yellow person or a new breed of opaque?

by Anonymousreply 72March 24, 2023 3:15 PM

Say what you want about Gwyneth but her Spanish is perfect. It's the sophisiticated Castellon Spanish too (aka Spanish from Spain).

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by Anonymousreply 73March 24, 2023 3:56 PM

Why didn’t this case settle? It seems Goopy has all her family and the ski instructor lying for her. Is there any witness for the man saying she hit him?

by Anonymousreply 74March 24, 2023 4:42 PM

Yes, there was an eyewitness present on the slope.

by Anonymousreply 75March 24, 2023 6:46 PM

What a stupid, manipulative idea. Who doesn't know that giving gifts to any court employees is not appropriate until the case is settled?

by Anonymousreply 76March 24, 2023 6:51 PM

[quote]How deeply did she delve into the other skier’s wellness before she skied away.

Well. She killed him, so all she had to do was make sure he was dead before skiing off laughing. What did you expect her to do? Stand and around and plan his funeral?

by Anonymousreply 77March 24, 2023 7:02 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow Kills!

by Anonymousreply 78March 24, 2023 7:17 PM

If she wanted to be “relatable”, she should have worn that fat suit from Shallow Hal.

by Anonymousreply 79March 24, 2023 7:18 PM

She will win and then she will dine out on this with her friends but I doubt she talks much publicly.

by Anonymousreply 80March 24, 2023 7:27 PM

I have to hand it to her, she hasn’t acted in anything in years, but she still manages to be in the headlines constantly. She is always up to something.

by Anonymousreply 81March 24, 2023 9:48 PM

She may win but the ghost of the guy she killed will haunt the fuck out of her. She will never again enjoy a bone broth lunch.

by Anonymousreply 82March 24, 2023 10:03 PM

A bunny slope.

For real white people, she's done.

by Anonymousreply 83March 24, 2023 10:34 PM

Of for fucks sake. READING SKILLS. She killed no-one. A troll up thread was made a joke, because gullible twats can't understand a joke. The joke is on you!

by Anonymousreply 84March 24, 2023 10:37 PM

Why doesn't she just pay out a settlement? She certainly has enough money. She must want the publicity of this publicized trial. She's getting off easy, considering she killed that man and won't face any charges.

by Anonymousreply 85March 24, 2023 10:40 PM

R79, try to get over it.

She wasn't mocking your mother.

She was mocking you. And you don't count.

Because you're fat.

by Anonymousreply 86March 24, 2023 10:40 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow’s courtroom looks: Everything she’s worn during her ski tria

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by Anonymousreply 87March 24, 2023 10:44 PM

This disinformation is BULLSHIT. She did NOT kill a man. She skied over a baby, and when she realized what she did, she turned around, spit on it, and laughed before skiing away. A BABY!

by Anonymousreply 88March 24, 2023 10:46 PM

Looks her age, shockingly

by Anonymousreply 89March 24, 2023 10:47 PM

r24 No.

This has always been her... completely out of touch and oblivious to how the real world works for most people.

It's not something she can comprehend. . . when I say that I don't mean the circumstances in which she has lived, no, she seriously, can't comprehend it.

this has always been her.

by Anonymousreply 90March 24, 2023 10:55 PM

I'm going to need an extra cigarette after this stressful week!!

by Anonymousreply 91March 24, 2023 11:02 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow blames brain-damaged ‘victim’ — and thought she was being sexually assaulted after ski-slope collision

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by Anonymousreply 92March 24, 2023 11:04 PM

r91 please, the girl is going to have a nicotine colonic, retreat to some cliche place to reflect and process her victimhood, write a book, and rebrand herself to milk this entire situation out for decades to come... this is the realest thing that has happened to her in the last decade. Just watch all the fraus line up for this eat. pray. love.

by Anonymousreply 93March 24, 2023 11:05 PM

r92 she needs to fire her p.r. team and attorneys....

she should have just been open that she was advised (as most celebs are) to remove herself from the situation and contact her attorney immediately. . . and pulled a Di with a danger of the paps, potentially making a bad situation worse. This just seems all too poor little rich bitch... which people will see right thru and drag her for.

But meh, completely unable to comprehend how she's not the victim here.

by Anonymousreply 94March 24, 2023 11:10 PM

People really just don't like her.

by Anonymousreply 95March 24, 2023 11:26 PM

Lemon face

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by Anonymousreply 96March 25, 2023 12:01 AM

She looked lovely and handled herself well on the stand. Christ, she's almost 5'10". She's in Nicole territory. .

by Anonymousreply 97March 25, 2023 4:02 AM

What is DL's sick obsession with Paltrow? It's right up there with the insane obsession with Markle.

Are the lives of all Gays this empty?

by Anonymousreply 98March 25, 2023 4:25 AM

Yeah guys, this is incredibly serious and no joke.

At least negligent homicide.

by Anonymousreply 99March 25, 2023 11:56 AM

Who died?

by Anonymousreply 100March 25, 2023 12:18 PM

Let's start with child slave workers in the quartz mines of India, to make GOOP's vagina eggs.

by Anonymousreply 101March 25, 2023 12:29 PM

What kind of work had she done to her FACE ????? she looks awful ! She looks older than Blythe

by Anonymousreply 102March 25, 2023 12:33 PM

R96 Hey, that's my schtick!

by Anonymousreply 103March 25, 2023 1:08 PM

She doesn't have earlobes.

by Anonymousreply 104March 25, 2023 1:14 PM

She made the lawyer look cartoonish , she's quite savvy, the Paltrow .

by Anonymousreply 105March 25, 2023 1:40 PM

Jar Jar Binks went blond at r96!

by Anonymousreply 106March 25, 2023 1:42 PM

Grandpa Buster!!!

by Anonymousreply 107March 25, 2023 3:15 PM

She has no lips.

by Anonymousreply 108March 25, 2023 3:17 PM

Gwynie looks like she had a really stank pussy.

by Anonymousreply 109March 25, 2023 3:27 PM

She looks like my sister. Limp blond hair, an oatmeal sweater, working in HR.

by Anonymousreply 110March 25, 2023 4:16 PM

She looks like my older sister too R110

by Anonymousreply 111March 25, 2023 4:20 PM

Never really worked a day in her life.

by Anonymousreply 112March 25, 2023 4:26 PM

On the contrary R112. Working as a film star is so much harder than a regular 9 to 5 job. You're on location anywhere for weeks on end, staying at hotels, waiting on sets round the clock, unable to see your loved ones or do normal chores, such as shopping at Louis Vuitton, or getting a vegan brazilian pluck, like anyone else, and then the paparazzi thing is like war; It's like the killing fields of Pol Pot. Cleaning ladies and secretaries don't know their luck, believe me.

by Anonymousreply 113March 25, 2023 4:39 PM

Nothing wrong with that, r112. I have worked from age 16 and have nothing to show for it.

by Anonymousreply 114March 25, 2023 4:42 PM

I haven't watched the trial, who skied into who? They both claim it was the other.

by Anonymousreply 115March 25, 2023 4:44 PM

It was clearly this dude, his daughter testified he'd drive at high speeds while reading books, he hit some guy hitting on his wife, he's obviously unhinged. There were allegations of him verbally abusing his ex-wife and daughters.

by Anonymousreply 116March 25, 2023 5:24 PM

After all those years as Mrs Martin of Belsize Park did Gyenn ever put on an English accent à la Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 117March 25, 2023 6:45 PM

r98: Hi Gwyneth!!

by Anonymousreply 118March 25, 2023 7:07 PM

She got away with murder.

by Anonymousreply 119March 25, 2023 9:16 PM

"Here are some gifts I thought you ignorant peasants would appreciate!"

--Gwyneth, to bailiffs

by Anonymousreply 120March 25, 2023 9:52 PM

300K is nothing for her. Why is she sweating this one?

by Anonymousreply 121March 25, 2023 9:54 PM

She's had plenty of plastic surgery but she still looks haggard and old.

No more leading lady roles for Goop. Good luck with the Snatch scented candles.

by Anonymousreply 122March 25, 2023 9:57 PM

[quote]300K is nothing for her. Why is she sweating this one?

Needs the publicity

by Anonymousreply 123March 25, 2023 10:05 PM

This human dumpster DELIBERATELY and with malicious intent, crashes into an innocent man and tries to offer her heated Vagina Stones and lettuce mask to jurors?

She killed a man!!!

This, and her Oscar for Shakespeare in Love requires-the Death Penalty.

Multiple Death Penalties!!!!

by Anonymousreply 124March 25, 2023 10:26 PM

[quote]300K is nothing for her. Why is she sweating this one?

Because if she lets one of the people she's crashed into on skis get away with this, then all the others will try to.

by Anonymousreply 125March 25, 2023 10:28 PM

I can't wait to read about that in the GOOP newsletter

by Anonymousreply 126March 25, 2023 10:30 PM

R73 Sophisticated Spanish? Spaniards sound like Silvester the cat.

by Anonymousreply 127March 25, 2023 10:42 PM

R73,I speak 7 languages !

by Anonymousreply 128March 25, 2023 10:48 PM

I found this interesting. She's coming off very badly. Maybe she should focus on her unnerving cuntface instead of treats for the help.

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by Anonymousreply 129March 25, 2023 10:56 PM

Why is there a chasm of space between her upper lip and her nose? What happened there?

by Anonymousreply 130March 25, 2023 10:57 PM

was she telling the truth

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by Anonymousreply 131March 25, 2023 11:01 PM

She's a smoker, so she probably developped these atrocious horizontal wrinkles above her upper lip, like Deneuve, and ironed them out. It looks bad. She's aged very poorly, despite her crazy obsessive regimen

by Anonymousreply 132March 25, 2023 11:02 PM

You can tell she had a full facelift because she has no ear lobes.

by Anonymousreply 133March 25, 2023 11:02 PM

Here she is with her hair its natural color.

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by Anonymousreply 134March 25, 2023 11:03 PM

She wanted to give them bespoke plague masks she designed during lockdown.

Her lips (or lack thereof) are like a duck bill. They’re so hideous they’re giving me seizures.

by Anonymousreply 135March 25, 2023 11:03 PM

R133 no I know what you’re saying but hers are just naturally attached - which is considered preferable. Look at old pics.

by Anonymousreply 136March 25, 2023 11:10 PM

[quote]It was clearly this dude

Jenny Bea said that? There is no dude. Jenny Bea is neurotypical [sic] and her truth isn’t my truth. Rephrase that for me and give me a tissue.

[quote]his daughter testified he'd drive at high speeds while reading books

He did! I’m so very proud of the man he used to be. Let’s talk about what I’ve lost since that woman nearly decapitated my daddy on the bunny slope:

1. He beat up my minivan and screamed in my daughter’s face. Like Jenny Bea, she wants nothing to do with him.

2. He cut his inner thigh and almost bled to death. I was spared the inner thigh, but I did have to see photos of the bloody bathtub. Ick!

3. He ODed and was brought back with naloxone, but he didn’t come to with even a [italic]hint[/italic] of élan. No flair; no flourish. That, to me, was the saddest.

[quote]he hit some guy hitting on his wife, he's obviously unhinged.

Hit? Hitting? Unhinged? I’m the granddaughter of a 102-year-old woman who is MY Native American link, and you seem neurotypical.

[quote]There were allegations of him verbally abusing his ex-wife and daughters.

Oh, Jenny Bea again? Again, Jenny Bea’s truth isn’t my truth. Do you want to rephrase that for me?

Judge? Sir? Hello? I’m taking myself off the stand now. I have a plane to catch at 5:30.

by Anonymousreply 137March 25, 2023 11:10 PM

I bet she wanted to give them gold plated sextoys and shit like that, thinking it cool and fun .she's so clueless

by Anonymousreply 138March 25, 2023 11:15 PM

The bailiffs will consider a walkout after not getting their ethically-sourced, organic, brown rice cakes.

by Anonymousreply 139March 25, 2023 11:36 PM

Why didn't she just make this go away with a settlement and an NDA?

by Anonymousreply 140March 25, 2023 11:46 PM

Why is she wearing so much gold jewelry?

by Anonymousreply 141March 25, 2023 11:53 PM

Is this a jury trial, or is the judge going to determine if she's liable?

by Anonymousreply 142March 25, 2023 11:57 PM

Because he skied into her. She was down slope of him, so he is responsible for the fall and his injuries, if they, in fact, resulted from the fall. Why should she pay him?

by Anonymousreply 143March 26, 2023 1:41 AM

I wanted to love her again for a brief moment because of “YOU SKIED INTO MY FUCKING BACK”. I don't know, maybe if she had thrown in a "DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM", it may have turned out differently.

I tried making her into a comic book character and she's even boring then.

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by Anonymousreply 144March 26, 2023 3:04 AM

I'd be pissed af having to deal with this horse shit for 7 YEARS because this ancient troll wants an undeserved payout.

He's going to get saddled with her legal fees. Then he'll repeal the verdict. Then he'll die before paying her legal fees.

by Anonymousreply 145March 26, 2023 3:17 AM

Seaweed soaked in bone broth.

by Anonymousreply 146March 26, 2023 3:20 AM

This will be her legacy.

She can't ski.

by Anonymousreply 147March 26, 2023 3:59 AM

R133, I have attached earlobes and it has nothing to do with facelifts. It’s just someone your born with. Apparently Angelina Jolie has them too.

by Anonymousreply 148March 26, 2023 4:01 AM

I'm surprised the jurors have to buy their own lunches. In my jurisdiction, I think the judiciary pays for their lunch. They also get a small daily fee (which is probably sub-minimum wage).

by Anonymousreply 149March 26, 2023 4:14 AM

I heard when she saw what she had done she skied ⛷️ over 40 more

by Anonymousreply 150March 26, 2023 6:03 AM

She needs less vagina smelling candles and more semen smelling candles. Big, fat, twelve hour ones.

by Anonymousreply 151March 26, 2023 6:34 AM

Bitch looks elderly.

by Anonymousreply 152March 26, 2023 6:58 AM

She has no star power. Even in this courtroom she’s as dull and charisma-free as she is onscreen.

by Anonymousreply 153March 26, 2023 12:31 PM
by Anonymousreply 154March 26, 2023 1:59 PM

R133 No way she's had a facelift. In fact I kept thinking while looking at those photos, "this bitch desperately needs a lower face lift and forehead botox...maybe even a lip lift". She probably feels she's above it. I honestly don't think she's had any major facial cosmetic work done than other than the kinds of treatments you can get from your derm. She barely even wears sunscreen! I think she'll probably allow herself to age like her mother did—tastefully.

by Anonymousreply 155March 26, 2023 6:33 PM

She's always been a very high maintenance pain in my ass.

by Anonymousreply 156March 26, 2023 10:54 PM

op, shook yet? That's the power of goop

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by Anonymousreply 157March 27, 2023 11:16 AM

She stole that script of Shakespeare in Love from Winona Ryder while poor Winona was out busy shoplifting. She is capable of anything.

by Anonymousreply 158March 27, 2023 2:51 PM

is that story really true, i thought it was the other way around? isn't ryder the klepto?

by Anonymousreply 159March 29, 2023 2:04 PM

Snausage treats for the poors

by Anonymousreply 160March 29, 2023 2:30 PM

R159 Nope, I've always heard Gwyneth was the thief, too.

by Anonymousreply 161March 29, 2023 4:11 PM

Widely reported that organic cruelty free rapeseed waxed sticky fingers Paltrow stole that script.

by Anonymousreply 162March 29, 2023 4:58 PM

It sounds as if he has no case, which is a shame because thin-lipped, big-nosed Goop is so awful. Being photographed without filters is her undoing.

by Anonymousreply 163March 29, 2023 6:30 PM

She needs to put some weight on her body, STAT. She looks disgusting and very unhealthy. No wonder she suffers from major health issues.

by Anonymousreply 164March 30, 2023 3:01 AM

I wish DL was a Goop-free zone.

by Anonymousreply 165March 30, 2023 5:22 AM

R164 she’s NOT that thin anymore. I can think of many thinner actresses. She simply didn’t age very well (not as badly as people are saying though)

by Anonymousreply 166March 30, 2023 7:08 AM

R141 Because she's tacky that way. One of the tabloid articles did the tally of the thick gold chains, five bracelets, watch, and other stuff, at $650K. Another claimed she was wearing 750-800k worth. She has toned it down since the negative press. She's very 1980s conspicuous consumption. I don't think this look helps her in court TBH.

by Anonymousreply 167March 30, 2023 9:03 AM

How did you expect the Ultimate Spence Mean Girl to dress?

by Anonymousreply 168March 30, 2023 10:03 AM

How bizarre that the parties pay for the jury's lunch.

In the UK jurors claim an allowance for lunch.

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by Anonymousreply 169March 30, 2023 10:47 AM

R167, growing up in 80s LA "high society" adjacent, I LOVE how underneath their cool veneers both Goop and Angie clearly have that Dynasty-Betsy Bloomingdale- bigger is better- 80s thing in their souls.

by Anonymousreply 170March 30, 2023 12:25 PM
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