Christie Brinkley's son is HOT!

The blonde daughter is no prize either

Alexa, play Uptown Girl!

There seems to be an ironclad rule, that whenever some ugly guy marries a beautiful woman... any daughters they have will look 100% like the dad.

I think Alexa has grown into her looks, even if they are surgically enhanced. All in all, a nice-looking bunch.

Not seeing it in OP's pic. Maybe others show him in a better light.

Christie looks great for her age, but her age is definitely showing. She'd look better with an updated and more age appropriate hairstyle.

R3 Blue Ivy is quite adorable little brown girl.

Blonde daughter reminds me of mom.

He looks like a young George Michael, maybe it's the hair.

I never believed that Christie's looks are natural.

Blonde daughter is a plain version of mom.

Neither of the blond/e kids are that great looking.

Alexa looks fine. Best she’s ever looked.

Alexa looks like my friend Rogerio.

[quote]Blonde daughter is a plain version of mom.

So, mom without makeup?

Alexa has a nice smile, nice lips and teeth. Christie and the other daughter look like The Joker when they smile, which is all the time.

I don’t want that big-eyed husband coming after me!

Alexa looks just like dad.

George Michael had striking Greek features. This young man related to Christy Brinkley could be the new King of the AWGs.

I’m glad to see that Alexa is apparently no longer suicidal.

[quote]George Michael had striking Greek features.

Don't get me wrong, I think George was very good looking, but, striking Greek features?

[quote]Blonde daughter reminds me of mom.

In the same way Patrick Swayze's brother reminds us of Patrick

Is Jack still dating tennis player Genie Bikini?

[quote]Alexa has a nice smile

She has A LOT of teefs!

[quote]could be the new King of the AWGs.

I'll let you know that AWG is an ethnic slur.

I just realized I've never seen Christy Turlington-Ed Burns kids, so I googled. This is from last year. The daughter is lovely:

Alexa would look fine in that picture if she weren't with photogenic blond(e) beauties Mom, Sailor and Jack (or Sailor and "Hello, Sailor").

R17, leave pugs alooooooone

No. No he is not.

I love pugs, r26! I don't have a dog, but if i did, it would be a pug.

All her kids are average. He’s the best looking out of the lot.

He’ll get fat you can just tell

You can have him....not for me.

Any vids of him rubbing one out?

Two have all-American good looks. Alexa is super ethnic looking. Unfair comparison. She has striking, exotic quality for sure. Must be hard for her.

Alexa will probably age better than her sister. I think she might also have some musical talent. She's got the wealthiest father, by far.

[quote]Two have all-American good looks.

Oh, please. Those two couldn't be more bland. Even by "All -American" standards, they're average.

The son looks like your typical overprivileged Young Republican. The younger daughter is a less-hot clone of her mother.

Alexa looks undernourished, and all that plastic surgery she had won't age well.

Funny how one daughter has huge bug eyes and the other has tiny, beady ones.

I think Alexa looks good.

This son has that unfortunate thing where his features are too small for his face.

"Sailor" lol

Christy T and Ed Burns son looks like this TikTok guy

R40 hideous

Alexa looks nothing like her dad.

I remember Christie's ex Peter Cook being a lot more attractive than he actually is.

I can't imagine trading in Christie, even at her age, for this.

At 69, Christie is still more beautiful, even without makeup.

R43 right? That looks like a trans situation or Jamie Lynn Spears. Manly face, long fake blonde hair.

Do all of Ms. Brinkley's children have different fathers?

Hard pass on the ginge.

R35 Maybe, but I suspect more people would want to look like them than the other.

The woman at R43 is 21 and a college student with hard-looking escort titties.

Wonderful.

Christie looks great for her age. She needs to modernize her look. I always get the feeling she's trying to look 25.

[quote]She needs to modernize her look. I always get the feeling she's trying to look 25.

She looks best like this. The weird bangs she's sporting are probably some attempt at hiding her forehead. This pic is only two years ago, so I don't know why she seems to have reverted back to that strange look - it must be a wig.

Peter Cook has been partying his balls off for years and years! Good for him. Tan, bloated and half drunk at all times. He sounds fun to me. And his date. She is an "uncomfortable blonde". It's so wrong on her that it is painful if you look for too long. I start to see the products and hours at some salon. Probably run by hilariously wicked queens who fill her head with things like..."yasss girl, that little tap pants number is perfect for your date to Peter's charity event. They let your tease that awesome rib cage tattoo!". Two snaps!

Gummy smile at R8. That's all I got.

Blonde daughter has weird proportions. It’s off-putting.

R43, Peter Cook didn’t trade in Christie. She kicked him to the curb after finding out he was fucking the teenage babysitter. She also had to pay him alimony and a settlement. He’s a total loser.

Is the hot son standing behind them or inside the house?

Meathead / douchebro vibe. Nothing to see there.

[quote][R43], Peter Cook didn’t trade in Christie. She kicked him to the curb after finding out he was fucking the teenage babysitter. She also had to pay him alimony and a settlement. He’s a total loser.

Yes, I realize that. I was making a larger point that he was married to her, but couldn't keep it in his pants and ended up with that.

No doubt Pete is a nightmare. A playboy n'er do well with a big dick and good coke.

R48, they really are terrible implants. Look at them. You could park a truck right between them

Helen Keller weighs in at r4.

Blonde daughter looks like Jessie Schramm

Christie now has that weird pinched-nosed thingy that is a tell tale of one too many plastic surgeries

Christie can't dance

but she sure looked amazing then

Wow, if you zoomin, Christie's face is scary.

...Also she can't do much to make her feet look young. I know I'm alone in this but I hate the trend of women over 50 or60 with the 20-ish hairstyles and clothes. And the face work. I guess it's normalized by now but it just seems like a weird inability to accept reality and be in denial about aging. You actually can look attractive while not trying to look 30 or 40 years younger than you are.

I always thought Christie's looks vastly overrated. Christie's ex is scraping the bottom of the barrel with that hard ass looking white trash bitch.

All the kids are good looking, even if there was some help. With a mom like Christie, looks seem to be a priority in that family....especially with the daughters.

I already know what Alexa Ray looks like, but I had no idea the other two were so ordinary. None of them come close to Christie Brinkley's good looks, even at her advanced age.

The blonde daughter, who favors Christie, does the over the top, exaggerated posing with the big smile....like her mom. Mom is a hard act to follow.

The son's father was an odd duck. He and Christie were survived a helicopter crash and bonded, quickly married and then separated 7 months later. I remember her saying he wasn't what she thought he was so maybe he was broke or had some bad habits she didn't know about.

He didn't have the money Christie thought he did....so that ended that.

Maybe they kept the placenta by mistake?

This is some of the messy/juicy details of Peter Cook and the demise of their marriage

From the article above:

What she ultimately discovered was sickening. The saucy email exchanges between her husband and 18-year-old Diana Bianchi were nothing compared with the webcam he'd set up to pleasure himself in front of strangers.

It transpired Cook was spending £1,800 a month on porn sites using their then 11-year-old son Jack's name.

He'd signed up to a local sex site, had posted naked pictures of himself on the internet and was advertising for swinging partners.

'It was not a voyeur site. It was a meeting site,' a tearful Brinkley told the divorce hearing. 'It was more than I could bear.'

Christie Brinkley looks like a scare crow. She looks like shit with them pumpkin cheeks. Like, yo, get a grip on reality. You ain't a teenager.

Brinkley and Cook did look very good together....sort of like Barbie and Ken...lol..

Christie has the plastic surgery "Joker" mouth like Britney

Hot damn!

Can you imagine having Christie Brinkley as your mother and you look like Billy Joel?

R45. Yes. Jack was adopted by Peter Cook who is Sailor’s father. His bio dad is Richard Taubman. Alexa’s father is Billy Joel.

My first response was - why is Alexa Joel there? Ooops. Forgot that was her first child.

Peter Cook is an architect. He modeled some when he was young.

I completely forgot she was married to Richard Taubman. I always thought the son was Peter Cooks, too.

Brinkley and Cook could almost pass as brother and sister....two blond/es with the same look in their younger days.

I dunno, I think Alexa looks the best of all of them in that pic. The other daughter is gummy and the son’s face and smile are too broad for the set of his teeth. Looks gooher-ish.

Three baby daddies…okay.

*sucks teeth*

This thread is so good. I was on the Suri Cruise thread and the comments were how much she looked like Tom Cruise. There was a point when Suri was point around 12/13 where she looked so much like Tom, I was worried Suri was going to go the way of Alexa Rae Joel in terms of looking too much like her dad. Fortunately, she grew out of it. That is really a fuck you when your mom is Christie Brinkley but you look just like your dad who is no model.

Peter Cook’s new woman must have come from a Russian mail order catalog. Maybe he got tired of *somewhat tasteful* and wanted some strange.

There’s a lot of tacky out in the Hamptons, actually. But that gal is over the top. Wow.

I'm with those who say they never got Brinkley as a supermodel. I mean obviously she's a stunning woman, but she's not Vogue-beautiful to me. She's the All-American-beautiful. Someone like her sells surfboards and suntan lotion, not couture.

Did she ever model couture in her day? From my understanding she modeled sportswear and had a lot of beauty and makeup contracts. And sports illustrated.

She was on some Vogue and Bazarre magazine covers....a lot of Glamour covers, too. A lot of the covers were in Europe. I don't know if she was high fashion within the contents. She did have that California tanned and healthy blonde look with a good body, which was great for Sports Illustrated. She wasn't rail thin like the Vogue models were. She did a lot of ads...had a good contract with Cover Girl. She did look like the ultimate surfer girl beach babe.

[quote]Three baby daddies…okay

Chrisniqua Jonson.

I think Alexa is pretty in a very unique way.

I agree with the poster upthread, those feet show her age.

R88 that's exactly what she was and supposedly on some of the photo shoot locations, while other models were lolling around looking glamorous, she was wind surfing and taking part in water sports.

She was a Chanel girl.

Alexa is very pretty. Because she isn't blonde and doesn't look like Christie, but Billy Joel....she get unfairly compared to her, given her beauty and fame. If she were the daughter of another mother, people would say how pretty she is.

Christie did a lot of hair ads...forget which. She had...still has great hair.

[r65] racist POS!!

Alexa is the most attractive imo. The rest of the family looks too bland: like wonder bread left out in the sun too long.

Hi, Alexa! Welcome to DL! You'll fit right in!

R92, would you say she's "breathtaking"?

[quote] Hi, Alexa! Welcome to DL! You'll fit right in!

Haha, I wish, R100. More of the Wonder Bread type, myself.

OP, either fix your prescription or get higher standards. Please.

Christie B was the epitome of beautiful/stunning in the late 70s and early 80s. As other have said, she had the looks of a healthy, fit California girl. Blonde hair and blue eyes was the in-look (Cheryl Teigs, Christy B, etc) in models and actresses.

Her sorta look alike daughter pales in comparison

Alexa has nice unique looks (she just needs to now stop with plastic surgery

She sounds dumb. Leaves wealthy Billy Joel for a "layabout" she met during a helicopter crash. Divorces the layabout (after having a child). Then marries Cook, a porn-loving, teen pussy hound, obvious opportunist. Buys properties for Cook to fix up. Spends probably a million dollars on the divorce from Cook.

I always thought Alexa was stunning and unique. It's a shame she gave in to the plastic surgery pressure.

R95 That isn't Christie.

Sailor used to be fat. As the one who looks like Christie she probably feels the most pressure to live up to those standards. I definitely think she has a cute/pretty face (her eyes aren’t “too small” wtf) but she obviously pales compared to her mother because who wouldn’t?

Alexa needs bangs. The blonde daughter is gummy. The son looks like the dad. Hopefully he won’t have the same personality. They’re all attractive. Alexa was never unattractive, she just didn’t style herself properly.

Rumor has it Billy Joel was unfaithful to Christie multiple times, which was why she left him.

Alexa Joel should look decent now. She's had several million dollars worth of plastic surgery.

[quote]Alexa will probably age better than her sister. I think she might also have some musical talent.

She has zero musical talent.

Alexa's before is truly terrifying

Sort of like Ivanka in the before and after surgeries... Well, she looks good anyway.

R96 Uh, no.

R109 You think Jack looks like Richard Taubman? Lol.

If the dad was slutting it up all over the internet, where's the dick pics?

There's a rare photo of Christie's biological father, not her step father....who I think, her son resembles. You can see a lot of Christie in him, too. His name is Herbert Hudson.

Try again...one more time. You can google him.

Wasn’t it something like Christie’s mother remarried someone very rich? I guess that’s where she learned her ways.

By the way, it’s weird, because in the past few years I’ve definitely agreed with most on her that she had gone too far with procedures, but there’s a video on her IG getting some fern procedure, and she looks GREAT. And this is with her face actually having to move, and there’s at most a minimal feature. After seeing that I’ve changed my tune quite a bit and am convinced she may just be a witch.

Christie's mother was very attractive. Good genes in both parents. The mother had a date with Elvis...I read somewhere.

Christie is old enoguh to have been on of Elvis's dates...

I think Alexa looks great. She looks a lot better and more natural than she did a few years ago when she looked like a blow-up doll or a brunette version of Stormy Daniels.

Skin procedure, minimal filter, sorry a few annoying autocorrects there

I always thought Christie looked great for her age until I saw her in a recent interview. Huge wig, old lady gait as she walked on set. I agree that she needs to update a bit. She does look great for her age, just not as great as the pictures imply.

Alexa like her daddy is heinous. Sorry.

Alexa? When you finish changing those cat boxes I need you to hit those dishes. They won't wash themselves!

And crack me open a Tab*

Alexa looks like she was adopted into that family. Doesn’t look one bit like her mother, but the other siblings do.

I think the son is the best looking of the three. The blond daughter is nowhere near as pretty as her mother.

It must be jarring to be a supermodel and give birth to a child so ugly. I guess it was her choice to reproduce with an unattractive man.

I think Alexa is probably adopted. BJ got some groupie pregnant, and Christie adopted her as her own.

R131, that's probably what Sailor told Alexa all the time when they were growing up...

[quote][R131], that's probably what Sailor told Alexa all the time when they were growing up...

Alexa is 13 years older than Sailor, so they barely grew up together.

I bet Alexa despises her younger siblings

Billy Joel was at the Taylor Swift concert with his two younger daughters and they both have his troll face. Dude has some strong genes.