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Happy Heavenly Birthday, Joan Crawford!

Joan Crawford was born on this day circa 1906, or 1904 to 1908, depending on who you believe. Here's a direct link to 19 blog posts I've written about JC's life and career. Cheers!

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by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2023 12:22 AM

Happy birthday, darling Joan, my loyal minion.

by Anonymousreply 1March 23, 2023 1:43 PM

When Joan and Norma faced off!

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by Anonymousreply 2March 23, 2023 1:57 PM

Oh Norma, darling,

I'm actually over here.

You just extended those birthday wishes to Lassie ass, dear.

(Poor Norma, she won't admit that wonky eye is always spinning around like a pinwheel.)

by Anonymousreply 3March 23, 2023 4:17 PM

Class, nothing but class!

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by Anonymousreply 4March 23, 2023 4:29 PM

Barbara, please!

Allow a sister a moment to swoon - my favorite actress! Horrible, horrible woman... but great acting, and such a striking beauty. I'm grateful for the work she left behind.

Happy birthday, Ms. Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 5March 23, 2023 4:36 PM

[quote]Horrible, horrible woman

She was complicated, not horrible.

by Anonymousreply 6March 23, 2023 4:50 PM

Here's Joan in one of her best roles, with one of her best leading men! My take on this grown up melodrama...

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by Anonymousreply 7March 23, 2023 4:59 PM

"Humoresque" is probably the film of Joan's that critics find the most accomplished. Maybe it's because it succeeds while being such a strange hybrid of a Clifford Odets/Group Theater plus Joan Crawford melodrama mixed together. It is a very entertaining movie nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 8March 23, 2023 6:15 PM

Heavenly birthday? You think they'd open the pearly gates for that bitch?

by Anonymousreply 9March 23, 2023 6:57 PM

^ As if you'd know, you low-bosomed slag from the bowels of Lowell, MA

by Anonymousreply 10March 23, 2023 7:52 PM

I'd rather be "blessed" by Joan Crawford than any Pope.

by Anonymousreply 11March 23, 2023 8:23 PM

Will you guys call me Mary! if I admit that I always end my personal notes with "All good wishes to you always"? I stole it from Joan.

by Anonymousreply 12March 23, 2023 8:25 PM

There are no wire hangers in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 13March 23, 2023 8:30 PM

But someone can bring you an axe.

by Anonymousreply 14March 23, 2023 8:51 PM

Over the top, crazed and so much fun.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 23, 2023 9:12 PM

I can't ever think of her without seeing a rat dressed in mayonnaise and tomato slices.

by Anonymousreply 16March 23, 2023 10:01 PM

We watched Queen Bee on Christmas day. Joan in brilliant as a malignant narcissist. Later, we watched Cecil B Demented. What a fun day!

by Anonymousreply 17March 23, 2023 10:08 PM

Harriet Craig and Female on the Beach are also excellent.

by Anonymousreply 18March 23, 2023 10:17 PM

Joan gave a more subdued but still strong performance in "Autumn Leaves".

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by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2023 10:24 PM

Here's my take on "Autumn Leaves," which I thought was one of her best latter day sympathetic roles... of which there were few!

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by Anonymousreply 20March 23, 2023 10:31 PM

Spanish subtitles help me practice my Spanish speaking skill

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by Anonymousreply 21March 24, 2023 12:08 AM

Shemale on the Beach!

by Anonymousreply 22March 24, 2023 12:14 AM

Crawford did have a hardness about her appearance and a fierce, cold expression in her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 23March 24, 2023 12:16 AM

[quote]Spanish subtitles help me practice my Spanish speaking skill

Oh yes, R21!

This is Mamacita's favorite version of this movie.

I sometimes let her watch it while she's scrubbing my floors.

Handsie/kneesie, Mamacita, it's the only way to get them truly CLEAN!

by Anonymousreply 24March 24, 2023 12:19 AM

I thought Mamacita was Polish American. Polish is a tough language to learn

by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2023 12:22 AM
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