Happy Birthday, Chaka!
And Joan Crawford would have turned 119!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 23, 2023 10:49 AM |
And she doesn't have to sell pies for a living!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 23, 2023 11:10 AM |
She’s only 70??? Looks more like 85.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 23, 2023 11:13 AM |
Sometimes black crack, r5.
And yes, she is, r4!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 23, 2023 11:17 AM |
She's my favorite Chaka!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 23, 2023 11:21 AM |
R5 You’re just fat and jealous. She looks sensational.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 23, 2023 11:23 AM |
She looks beautiful!
This is a couple years ago, the bitch still looks pretty damn good!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 23, 2023 11:23 AM |
They share a birthday with:
Keri Russell - 47
Ric Ocasek - Dead
Akira Kurosawa - Dead
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 23, 2023 11:24 AM |
If you're a Datalounger and your birthday is today, you're in good company!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 23, 2023 11:29 AM |
Chaka Khan!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 23, 2023 11:34 AM |
I sell pies!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 23, 2023 11:49 AM |
Still looks great, r8!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 23, 2023 12:16 PM |
I bought one of Chaka’s sweet potato pies. Delish!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 23, 2023 1:57 PM |
Selling pies is beneath me!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 23, 2023 2:23 PM |
[quote]I bought one of Chaka’s sweet potato pies. Delish!
Lucky you! I bough a Dionne Warwick chicken wing and it tasted like shit!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 23, 2023 6:02 PM |
[quote]I bought one of Chaka’s sweet potato pies. Delish!
Wait until you fart.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 23, 2023 7:23 PM |
[quote] Selling pies is beneath me!
Too bad snorting coke and getting drunk on Hennessy isn't!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 23, 2023 7:26 PM |
[quote] Too bad snorting coke and getting drunk on Hennessy isn't!
At least I still got a voice, Barry White!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 26, 2023 4:00 PM |
HB to the old cokehead Chaka.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 26, 2023 4:04 PM |
Considering she probably did way more street drugs than Mr Pharmaceutical, Keith Richards, she looks amazing. More amazing than most of us. I love her.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 26, 2023 4:11 PM |
Love you and your big ass, babe!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 26, 2023 4:20 PM |
I'm grateful for all the wonderful music, god bless her
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 26, 2023 4:25 PM |
We love you, gurl!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 26, 2023 4:35 PM |
Madonna's Erotica was one of my favorite albums of hers. It's silly, gauche fun.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 26, 2023 4:36 PM |
In the early 70's Rufus, the band which she sang lead for, would play the college town bars around the midwest. This was before their first album and before they became known as "Rufus featuring Chaka Khan" but they already had a huge following. I lived down the alley from the bar and invariably Chaka and guys would be out there passing a joint between sets.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 26, 2023 4:38 PM |
Do her farts stink?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 27, 2023 5:17 AM |
[quote] Do her farts stink?
No.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 28, 2023 1:11 PM |
[quote] "And Joan Crawford would have turned 119!"
How kind. She was at least that old when we made "Baby Jane" in '62!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 15, 2023 7:48 PM |
Happy Birthday Chaka! One of the greatest Pop & R&B voices of all time! ❤️
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 15, 2023 7:54 PM |