GOOP in court

Looks about right for 50 yrs old

Her pussy looks STEAMED.

She looks like mother, more than ever

Goopy looks fine, given she’s so skinny. She’s letting some greys in among the blonde.

She looks like a Barbie that was left by the fireplace too long.

r5, great description!

I think she looks fine, too. Not as pale as usual.

Courtroom lighting, the great equalizer.

The no-makeup look has never worked for her, despite the fact that she thinks it has, and it especially doesn't work now.

My god, why she looks like an indignant 80-year-old Joan Didion!

“Don’t you know who I am?!”

Give me a normally aging Gwyneth over a pulled, plastic Real Housewife any day. I think she looks fine.

[quote] The no-makeup look has never worked for her, despite the fact that she thinks it has, and it especially doesn't work now.

She must think she's so beautiful she doesn't need makeup. Technically, no one "needs" makeup, but she always has looked washed-out.

This is Paltrow in October of 2022 in conventional makeup when she was to appear as a guest on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

I'm assuming that the no makeup and glasses in the courtroom is a look she planned with her lawyers. She's being sued for $300,000, and she needs the jury to know that she's not some fancy-pants, highfalutin Hollywood star. Underneath it all, she's just ordinary relatable people, like you and me. (Only not.)

R14, that's not really her normal look, esp. not that red lipstick.

[quote]She must think she's so beautiful she doesn't need makeup. Technically, no one "needs" makeup, but she always has looked washed-out.

She basically quit acting and has devoted the last 10 years of her life to her appearance. She spends most of her time on beauty treatments, diets, devices, and all kinds of things devoted to her appearance.

And she looks like something the cat vomited up

It would be hilarious if Weinstein testified against her. He knows a few things about her "honesty".

Because Harvey is so honest and upstanding?

R18 = That was sarcasm. She is a Nepo Princess. She "auditioned" for her roles. You cannot point at TWO dishonest people and ignore the blonde one currently on trial.

Weinstein always has that avuncular look, but then you spot where his hands are and it’s always on the actress’s ribcage, right below the breasts.

Now I remember who she reminds me of lately

I think her legal strategy is to look like a homeless crackhead so the jury will think she’s broke. I was shocked when I saw how horribly she’s aged.

She looks like an aging elf from some Tolkien rip off.

She looks like an average suburban frau you’d see at any mall in the Midwest

I've never put Weinstein and "avuncular" together in my mind before now

She's lost her lips! What happened to her lips?

r26 They're now part of her cheeks! They're happier there.

R2, does it look like this now?

R 21,😆😂!

It would be cute if this had a rom com ending with Gwyneth and Terry hooking up after the trial and then spending their honeymoon back on the Park City slopes.

"Double Diamond!"

Are they allowing her to have her IV drip vitamin flush while she’s in court?

R31, no, but she's allowed some vaginal steaming time with the prison air fryer.

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^^Going for the Gloria Steinem look that's all the rage these days.

She was never a great beauty, she just had youth, hot boyfriends, and connections on her side. So she looks as good as could be expected. I'm glad she hasn't gone for the puffed up boxer look.

Love her outfit at the NY Post link.

Those Doc Martens are fab.

Why wouldn't she just give him the 300k?

I hope she’s doing a GRWM TikTok each day about what she’s wearing to court.

Yeah, it does seem like her attorneys’ fees would be at least $100,000 to fight this case, excluding an actual trial. She should settle. $300K sounds relatively modest. Maybe she feels like: Nobody shakes down Gwyneth.

she put on sunscreens like lighlights, at 5.11. The sun causes upto 90% of the visible signs of the againg

Will Sonny Bono and Natasha Richardson be brought up during this case?

I like her. She could easily pay, but doesn't feel she was in the wrong. Who cares about her makeup?

By 50, you can either look old or look like an old freak who has had plastic surgery. The exceptions are rare and few.

R37 Don't be a dolt. It's not about the money. Gwyneth has plenty of it. It's about the principle. The guy isn't dead and seems to be well enough to battle her in court. He is obviously trying to fleece her because of who she is and Gwyneth knows it. We all do. If she caved and gave him the $300k with no fuss: a) he might still try and go for more and b) it might encourage others to do the same. Duh. All of a sudden Gwyneth finds herself in the Heartbreakers (2001) sequel no one asked for.

Rule #1 of being a public figure: never let people know how much money you have. Rule #2: Never admit fault or wrongdoing if there's plausible deniability. The fastest way to lose your fortune is to give it way to everyone who asks you for money or to settle with everyone who sues you. Hire sharks and bury those peasants beneath the courthouse. Second fastest way to lose your money is to be overly litigious and let the blood sucking lawyers deplete your fortune with their expensive services.

Even MJ had to go to court the second time. Couldn't afford to be taken for another $20M+. Alas, his lavish lifestyle, limited solo output, expensive settlements, and drawn out legal battles depleted his fortune into death. The estate remains awash in cash, but only after his demise. Same with Elvis and Marilyn in that regard.

Gwyneth looks fine. She looks like a rich woman who had money her whole life, because she has. No need for garish, ostentatious fashion. Everyone knows the trashy nouveau riche fuck with their face using obvious plastic surgery and heavy fillers. She'll win and live to push more Goop on us.

The building blocks of collagen are PROTEIN and FAT. Not really GOOP diet friendly- hence the face. I also think despite all the health talk, that she's been quietly living a pretty sybaritic existence for a while now. She likes booze *quite a bit*, is not averse to some sun worshipping, and as of a few years ago had a policy whereby she was allowed one cigarette a week, as a treat.

She’d look fine for a normal woman her age, but she looks awful for a woman that pumps millions into her appearance and nutrition.

Nobody can smoke one cigarette a week.

I saw something on TV that said she was being sued for $3 million and counter-suing for $1.

The face lift she had around 2013 or so looks good but she should stop messing with her eyes, as she is is starting to get that Jocelyn Wildebstein upward tilt.

She never had lips, same as her mother. She’s always been plain. I think it’s the lack of top lip that makes both of them look so insufferably smug.

I’m really shocked she let this go to court. $300k is nothing to her. Why not settle out of court? Maybe she just craves attention so much that any media coverage is “good” coverage?

Also, I think the turtleneck is to hide the layers of thick chains you usually see her wearing.

Court lighting is flattering to NO ONE. And if you’re getting sued you’re not really supposed to “look good” anyway.

Speak for yourself, R51.

Quote[She basically quit acting and has devoted the last 10 years of her life to her appearance. She spends most of her time on beauty treatments, diets, devices, and all kinds of things devoted to her appearance.]

Which is why it strikes me as oddly arrogant that she doesn’t get a little bit of lip filler. She seems to spend 99% of her time on some aspect of herself, but she’s too good for a little restalyne? That’s tacky?

The first time I saw Gwyneth Paltrow was as Wendy in Hook, where she looked like a wan, pale Victorian ghost child.

I recently watched WeCrashed, starring AnnE Hathaway as Gwynnie’s jealous cousin. Man. Talk about an upgrade! She looks about as much like Anne Hathaway as Paul Giamatti looks like Brad Pitt.

GOOP looks like Helen Of Troy compared to her cousin.

A DJ in my area described her as having the body of a 13 waif; he couldn’t understand why anyone, other than pedos would find her hot. Once I saw it, I couldn’t unsee it; now she’s a middle aged woman with the body of a 15 year old. Pass.

Did that chest binding in Shakespeare in Love ruin her for life?

all that ozone she shoved up her poopoo

He was suing for millions, but the judge threw that out and only let him sue for the $300,000. If she wins, he pays her attorney fees. Maybe she sees him as a grifter, and she's not going to reward that or admit any wrong on her part.

No, why would she EVER admit to any wrong doing? It’s this guy’s fault for being in her way.

R46: you nailed it. She looks fine for an average older woman. But she’s not an average older woman. She’s someone who’s made her fortune in health, beauty, and nutrition.

She's always been plain looking, she just had good hair and was very thin, which in the U.S. frequently passes for beauty. I think she looks fine, but I never found her beautiful to begin with.

R60 Ummmm…

Ooh, Blythe got herself a little of restylane! She looks positively glowing and not a day over 65!

That’s considered good hair? When I think of “good hair”I think of Elaine Irwin or someone like that.

I maybe in a minority but I think she looks good. It's refreshing to see a 50 year old woman in Hollywood who doesn't look pulled, botoxed, plumped. And I always thought she's pretentious. But maybe that motivated her to go against the norm in Hollywood to look young. It's beneath her.

I foresee an Amanda Bynes like mental breakdown in her future...this woman is not well.

She’s only 50. Madonna looked like Madonna at 50. Give her time.

It MUST have been his fault. Her insurance company would have settled otherwise, but she’s standing on principle on behalf of the rich and famous everywhere.

God bless you, GOOP.

I think she got a bad botox job around the eyes right before the trial. That's what's making her look 'off'. Pro tip, always be nice to your aesthetician.

I’m surprised the accident happened in the first place. Michael Kennedy was her ski instructor when she was a teenager.

[quote] Also, I think the turtleneck is to hide the layers of thick chains you usually see her wearing.

What? Those chains can be removed.

For some reason, the turtleneck looks odd, to me. She looks like she's on vacation in Aspen.

She looks like what she is- a lifelong heavy smoker.

Fortunately, she took the destructive criticism to heart and showed up today wearing a statement piece, makeup, and a decent hairstyle.

She's actually in trial - going to he mat on this - Utah.

Jowls.

She's certainly got some prime cock in her day- Brad, Ben, Chris and married one of the few straight producers who is rich and not a beast.

She looks terrible in some pictures and good in others. She is too thin, and appears to have some facial her as well. Like her court look though.

And yes, i had the same question why wouldn’t she pay the 300k, but the initial claim was much higher, the judge reduced it. I am guessing she thought she was being grifted and had a chance to win.

Why does she look like she's from Whoville?

Here attorneys' fees for the trial are probably more than $300,000. But I guess it's the principle of the thing. I think, if she wins, the judge can order the plaintiff to pay her attorneys' fees, but he probably can't afford it. So, GOOP pays.

I think she was high on pills and crashed into the man. Then had the balls to yell at him. Her lawyers are crap.

She looks like Yoda in that pic.

On Emily D Baker’s podcast today, she reported GP was being sued for 3.5 million not $300,000.

[quote] Looks about right for 50 yrs old

You must be joking. In that photo she looks like she's at least two decades older than that.

What about now everybody is comparing her look in court to Jeffrey Dahlmer? I guess it’s the glasses.

In the OP, she looks like a parody of HRC. Where do you guys live that GOOP and her play-doh face look “good” for any age, let alone 50?

Paltrow has been caught on tape being reckless while operating a scooter. I don’t care enough about her or her problems to link it but she was carrying one of her kids as she swerved in front of a school bus.

I hope the she loses, if only as retribution for the audacity of that cooter-scented candle and trying to drag the public into the lie that she is presentable without the assistance of make-up.

She’s a killer. She has transformed her looks to resemble Jeffrey Dahlmer.

[quote] On Emily D Baker’s podcast today, she reported GP was being sued for 3.5 million not $300,000.

Here's what Forbes says about how much she's being sued for:

[quote] Terry Sanderson initially sued Paltrow over the incident in 2019 for $3.1 million—he later amended the complaint, ultimately seeking $300,000.

[quote] Paltrow countersued Sanderson, seeking “only symbolic damages in the amount of $1,” plus costs and attorneys’ fees, as her injuries from the incident “were relatively minor”—she pledged that any damages she wins will be donated to charity.

It's Jeffrey Dahmer, not Dahlmer.

She's valid and always has been. Who fucking cares how she looks?

This guy is a scammer.

Paying him $300k for the pleasure of getting him to leave her the fuck alone? Eh. She is richer than Croesus, I understand why she would take it to trial to not show that she is not a mark for future blackmailers.

Will the Coldplay Twink be asked to testify?

I can’t believe they put chronic-pain doc and chronic pain Wendell Gibby on the stand. He’s been in the news since I was a kid, shrieking about a government “jihad” being waged against him.

He was (still is?) insistent on building a subdivision on protected land, and the criminal and civil cases, arrests, convictions, and overall drama have dragged on for decades.

Meanwhile, in certain photos, Goop looks a lot like Vladimir Putin from the nostrils down.

If I'm a juror here, I could see from miles away the man suing and is not being truthful and is just after Goop's money. She could easily settle this but it's the principle she's fighting for. Good for her.

R93 totally agree. If it were literally anyone else no one here would even question it. Shakedown from a mile away.

If she skied away how did he know it was her?

When you decide to go skiing don't you assume some risk?

She skied away without ever looking back.

She stayed on the scene for 3-4 minutes.

She stayed for at least 10 minutes.

Pick one. But by the time you do, he'll probably be telling a new story.

^^Sorry. I forgot to include the MARY! version, in which she stood with her back turned and refused to turn around and survey the carnage she wrought.

What R46 said. This is not a normal 50, she looks 65.

I think she has an obvious eating disorder.

She should pay him in vagina candles and ozone enemas. That’ll show him.

R94 I know, right? It breaks my heart to see real injustice:

I hope she gets the death penalty.

Her upper lip/philtrum area is Simpsons cartoonish long in that photo, I never noticed this before

I think she's a witch! We should burn her!

Oh this is totally a money grab. Goop is a ridiculous charlatan but I'd be on her side as a juror in this case. .

I hope she loses big.

That looks like a smoker's mouth. Does she still smoke? I know she used to. It would fit the whole health goddess/snake oil salesman dynamic if she was secretly a rabid smoker while shilling her new age garbage.

[Quote] and married one of the few straight producers who is rich and not a beast.

Feel free to elaborate on that at any time...

[Quote] Paltrow has been caught on tape being reckless while operating a scooter. I don’t care enough about her or her problems to link it but she was carrying one of her kids as she swerved in front of a school bus.

I posted a gif of the scooter "incident" in another Goop thread. She cut it real close.

Here's his 2019 press conference announcing the lawsuit.

I think Putin, Madonna and Gwynnie all share a plastic surgeon

Does she really have to be there? I thought in civil cases you could skip court and let your lawyers handle everything.

^^^ She and her children are expected to testify later this week. So, yeah, she has to be there.

Her kids look like smug assholes.

[quote] Does she really have to be there? I thought in civil cases you could skip court and let your lawyers handle everything.

No, you have to be in court.

She’s had one of those old school facelifts, they pull up from the hairline and it pulls your eyebrows up off the brow line, you constantly look surprised. It makes you look nicer and you don’t get mean old lady face but it’s obvious.

R103 that seems to happen to a lot of celebs who were overdo the fillers eg. Zooey Deschanel who also has an elongated philtrum

Gwen was just on a Celebrity House rehab. She looked fine to me, certainly not 80!

She needs to do a high speed chase in a white Bronco on and off the freeways of L.A. with Ryan Murphy driving to add a bit more action to this trial.

She wants to look relatable and not like Alexis Carrington with a veil.

What is it with the trend of ugly eyewear? Brooke Shields, Jamie Lee Curtis, now Goop. Ed McMahon glasses do not work on women.

werk, gurl

In the courtroom pictures she definitely looks as if she had some work done.

Eyeglasses on older faces also require, at least, a subtle tint.

Even if you’re young, only the very prettiest or most handsome of faces, can get away with clear, no tint.

She is so unbelievably tacky. I realize the nouveau worship her. But she is a money grubbing, attention-whore embarrassment, who can't ski. She is no WASP.

... she dropped out of UCSB. She's basically a Wellness Ralph Lauren.

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Oops my poste got lost. To sum - it’s to say I can wear something ugly and still look good.

A headline from the Independent.co.uk tells us what's a stake and what was lost:

[quote] Gwyneth Paltrow trial: Victim says he is now unable to enjoy wine tastings after ski collision

Remember her quote about the frienemy that many took to be Winona

[quote] I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road,” she added.

I’ve always hated Goop but r128’s quote just made me like her.

[quote] It's Jeffrey Dahmer, not Dahlmer

Eat my ass!

[quote] Eyeglasses on older faces also require, at least, a subtle tint. Even if you’re young, only the very prettiest or most handsome of faces, can get away with clear, no tint.

Disagree with this. The shape of the frame, vis-a-vis the individual's face, is more important.

When did she have her upper lip replaced with a duck bill?

R130- do it n upload it online

R16- You are one VICIOUS queen 🫅.

Please,

sit next to me 🤣

I am watching it now on youtube, and I feel bad for that family, they probably didn't except the case would be televised, now their entire family is under scrutiny, the attorney is bringing out every tidbit of their life and questioning everyone under the oath, the dad's divorce, the sister's mental state....the dirty laundry is all out and they will stay on youtube forever. I think they might even regret the case now, it's not worth it!

^ expect

Oh for god's sake, "older faces" do not require tinted lenses. The appearance of eye bags and wrinkles is not so horrific that we need to emply camouflage techniques, which tinted lenses won't accomplish anyway. And the statement about only "pretty people" is just too dumb to address.

What a moronic idea. Eyesight degrades with age so tinted lenses are obviously a bad idea, but R131 is correct that the shape of the face in relation to the shape of the lenses is what makes or breaks a pair of eyeglass frames for anyone at any age.

"Older faces...." I would love to see how R123 handles aging. Won't be pretty I can guarantee.

R14, she looks pretty there . I think the lacking light , sad eyes and her dissociated affect has made her dull . I wonder what happened to her in childhood.

Reposting the live feed for today....

Has she started marketing a Court Room Personal Recovery Clutch on Goop yet, with touch-up hair and makeup travel size products, soothing essentials oils, rescue Valium, forever tears eye drops and “what, me worry?” organically sourced peppermint breath mints?

Jeffrey Dahmer

[quote]I am watching it now on youtube, and I feel bad for that family, they probably didn't except the case would be televised

They should have had a word with daddy, because from his one-hour press conference on, he has fought to have everything—even the most mundane hearing—made public.

The only time he wanted privacy was during discovery, when his lawyers argued that it was completely out of line for the defense (in a personal injury case!) to have access to their client’s medical and psych records. You can imagine how that went over.

What was revealed about the victim's divorce?

He can no longer enjoy wine tasting? Does this mean he's claiming a ski accident damaged his olfactory bulb?

She should have settled. She is NOKD.

His brain before the accident:

[quote]Lots of fine memories of last week;dining,dancing, band, wedding, Jenny, near rear-end experience that I peeled away from, 24 btles of wine.

[quote]cntd: a butiful pictur calld The Billy Boys from my frend, Sandee. Mercy was loaded. Lookd at a possible clinic locatn suggstd by frnd Cindy

[quote]ell, Hope Montana, I'll send you a link to this site and wait for your request. Then you'll have to reciprocate and let me follo u. Hugs GT

[quote]I 4got to mentn tht my frnd, Rich stopd to vst for "a day or 2" -was nice to hav him 3. We dncd at cncrts at Deer Valle and The Jewish Cntr

[quote]Interstn evnt last nite at concert wen getin redy to leave: A yung lady abt 28 sitting close by askd me if I was famous. . .I smiled (contd)

[quote](Can I do this here?). . .and sed hand me sumthin to autograph. She sed she dint want to be sittin nxt to sumone like Einstein and (contd)

[quote]find out latr. She said I had Einstein's hair but was much more handsome. 8^] Intrstn. . .and a familiar story told agin evn w shortr hair

[quote]Wen my receptnist askd which Dr a lady wantd to c, she said " the one with hair like Einstein". . .I just don't get it!

[quote]That was the first time this happened a couple of years ago. . .maybe I'm Jewish or just eating too many bagels. . .ya think?

After, it's just MAGAtry and the Olympics.

Are you literally bringing Trump into this to make Goop look better?

Which PR firm are you with? Who keeps playing this 2018 bullshit hand? A. Let it go. He's over.

B. Two wrongs don't make a right. Everyone can be assholes here.

Gwyneth has destroyed her carefully polished veneer with this case, and revealed herself as the tacky, money grubbing poseur many of us knew she always was.

She looks 65 and that stringy straight hair pulled away from her face does her no favours. The face lift is also really obvious. Jesus...what a wreck.

I don't understand why people are saying she looks like Dahmer? Because she's blond and wears geeky big square glasses in court???

She's counter suing for $1 plus attorney fees. That would have to put the jury on her side.

she looks good for someone who wears sunscreen like highlighters. What procedures has she done

She looks mid 50s at least.

You just know she's got one of her own marble benwa eggs up her hooha.

[QUOTE]money grubbing poseur

How does this work for her in this scenario with a $1 countersuit, Einstein?

R151 wow I always knew she had a “straight” build (as many tall, lanky women do) but I never realized she quite literally had no waist. Small curves are fine but that just looks…odd.

R154, a. Attorney's fees, Jessica Reed Kraus, at least $250-500K by now.

B. The candles, dear. The hideously tacky candles. Don't you look me in the eye and tell me those aren't a money grab?

The candles a publicity stunt. That worked. She wouldn’t have made that much money from them.

As for this trial, the man is a grifter.

The candles she sells for $42,00 cost her $1.20

And why can she sell such a vulgar product?

Because the buyer KNOWS she's such a CLASS ACT. It's ironic and cheeky.

Does this case HELP or HURT her that brand?

(She can't behave at a resort nor ski. It is material fact she is no class act.).

Rumor has it she was trying to get the cameras to only shoot her from one side to hide her recent facelift

When does the Snowy Ski Slope candle come out?

DM says Judge ordered her and her team to stop bringing in "treats" for the Bailiffs.

WTF, how transparent.

She's always had an old lady face and body to me. The lack of lips and waist are the culprits.

She has great legs I'll give her that.

Her children look like little shits. So do Cindy Crawford's. Oddly Angelina jolies children look gentle and soft, Shiloh in particular.

This case helps her brand because is in no way out of character for her to sue a grifter for $1 plus costs.

Rape! Raping!! I was raped!

R161 and what will it smell like?

R165 I think Taylor Swift did the same thing.

What color ribbon shall I wear for Ski Rape Awareness?

Let me know when you figure out the color.

She’s despicable for verbalizing that she initially thought the crash was a sexual assault. A calculated move on her part to besmirch the plaintiff’s character, though not true, does put a tiny seed in people’s minds. Evil, nasty bitch.

R170, I agree; horrible.

BUT after Amber Heard this could backfire.

If I were a juror, I'd see right through that transparent act of hers.

The space between her nose and top lip is almost as long as the Vallée Blanche.

Her lawyer was so fucking obnoxious. It’s almost like she was trying to get Gwynnie convicted and sentenced to death.

So who should play Goop in the lifetime movie?

That's because "she" was Sanderson's lawyer, R173.

The guy's female attorney was pathetic today.

Gwen will win, and I believe her.

#BelieveAllWitheredCrones

#StandWithHags

[quote]I like her. She could easily pay, but doesn't feel she was in the wrong. Who cares about her makeup?

[quote]She's certainly got some prime cock in her day- Brad, Ben, Chris and married one of the few straight producers who is rich and not a beast.

[quote]The guy's female attorney was pathetic today. Gwen will win, and I believe her.

Calm down, sweetie. She doesn't know you're alive.

Nor you, doll.

R178 how pathetic to copy and paste 3 posts out of 178. You need a life.

How is her triangle of sadness holding up during the trial?

[quote]how pathetic to copy and paste 3 posts out of 178. You need a life.

Those were all from the same Goop-obsessed poster, doll. Try Celeb*tchy if you're going to be a Karen, Karen.

[quote]I like her. She could easily pay, but doesn't feel she was in the wrong. Who cares about her makeup?

[quote]She's certainly got some prime cock in her day- Brad, Ben, Chris and married one of the few straight producers who is rich and not a beast.

[quote]Gwen was just on a Celebrity House rehab. She looked fine to me, certainly not 80!

[quote]The guy's female attorney was pathetic today. Gwen will win, and I believe her.

[quote]Nor you, doll.

[quote]R178 how pathetic to copy and paste 3 posts out of 178. You need a life.

These are all from YOU... doll. Anyone who stans Gwyneth Paltrow this hard needs to get a life.

Gals, gals. If only you could put so much passion into Kevin McCarthy's adultery, the world would be such a better place.

R183, stans? Not only are you pitiful, I don't give a fuck to search YOUR posts.

You must be a retard to think a few posts in a long thread is obsessive.

You can eat my ass, after a bad fusion Mexican/Indian restaurant in WeHo.

R183 you really do need to get a life, hall monitor.

[quote]The guy's female attorney was pathetic today.

I agree. The lady attorney was obnoxiously bad and should make the jury turn against the plaintiff.

How does she have any money? I don’t she makes any real profits on all her stupid e-commerce website. Her expenses must be steep. Is she married to someone with money? That would explain the money pit business.

Goop makes a lot of money.

The most annoying thing about Goop's testimony was all the smirking she did as she answered questions. It seemed a little cra-cra like some over-the-hill Rhoda Penmark trying to put one over on her gullible Mom.

Goop's alter ego

Ultimately, her court look is trying to replicate a well off Mormon frau who would command respect from her community because of her place in the “church” and illicit sympathy right?

Yup, Yoda

She looks older than Blythe

This is a nasty litigious gold digger who is suing GOOP because she has money.

She will win, and those whore daughters will lose everything paying legal fees.

Cunts!

The glasses and sweater are giving me Robert Evans.

everyone is a fan, goop

gooped, gaged n beyonggg

That dizzy bitch is HIS lawyer?!

There are some interesting comments on social media that his lawyer has been using inane fangirl flattery as a technique to gain Gwenyth's trust and lower her defenses.

The day got off to a rousing start with Craig Ramon playing the town drunk on an ancient sitcom.

“Ya shee, occifer ::hiccup:: I woke up in the shnow, and the ::hiccup:: pink elephant wash shkiing away with my friend’sh head under her trunk, I shwear!”

And now we have the plaintiff on the stand.

For anyone watching Court TV, try Emily Baker's live YouTube feed. It's more interesting with her commentary.

R201, it worked like a brilliantly for Uncle Angelo's lawyer when he brought Dorothy and Stan to court because the apartment he was renting to them was not up to code.

[quote] For anyone watching Court TV, try Emily Baker's live YouTube feed. It's more interesting with her commentary.

Thanks for that info. Her commentary is helpful. Here's the day 5 link to her livefeed.

Built straight up and down, like horsey faced Gisele Bundchen. But at least Fishsticks has better legs than Gisele.

Since their stories are so vastly different, unless there is some compelling testimony to come, I'll bet the jurors find 50-50 fault, and call it a day. Each (or their insurance companies) will pay their own fees.

[Quote]So who should play Goop in the lifetime movie?

Apple Martin was born for this role.

Jennifer Collidge

If they can't afford Apple, any school-production Carrie will be fine.

R208 LOL

Fun Article.

expert:

....A few years ago, Gwyneth stopped acting to focus on her lifestyle brand Goop, and I would be overjoyed if she now stopped that to focus on starring in court cases serving up this level of farm-to-table hilarity. “Private security for my client wanted to bring in treats for the bailiffs for how helpful they’ve been,” announced her lawyer one morning. “So, I wanted to do that transparently and see if there are any objections?” Alas, there were some objections. That basic bitch Lady Justice apparently says madam can’t treat-basket her way out of this one.

But you can’t keep a good wellness entrepreneur down. Every aesthetically challenging day in that hideous orange Utah legal facility, Gwyneth has swept in wearing category 5 neutrals, hopefully drawn from her own brand’s Courtroom Casuals line. (Though all Gwyneth’s garments are made from the neck hairs of these really incredible Himalayan goats to whose sheddings a normie like you could never have access, do be reassured they WILL be lovingly ripped off in never-pill nylon and available later this year as Halloween costumes.) Just as Goop is a place where food is never eaten, but “grabbed” or “reached for”, so it is that one of the best things Gwyneth’s website can say about any outfit is that it “takes you effortlessly” from one part of your day to another. In this case, from pursing your lips in court, to making that evening’s waiter give you the resume and achievements of every ingredient in the biodynamic salad, before pursing your lips once more and hissing: “No thank you, I’ll just have broth.”

She looks like her mother, but she's never been as pretty as her mother. I haven't seen photos of Blythe lately, but she was aging quite beautifully. Gwyneth did do a very good English accent in some of her films though.

Blythe and Gwyneth should really consider doing a production of ‘Night Mother after this trial wraps up, she can wear this outfit.

I literally hate everyone involved in this trial, including the people sitting behind the attorneys.

Did anyone comment or notice the manner of how kid gloves and how flatteringly starstruck Paltrow's lawyer is questioning her and making in essence highlighting her celebrity? I'm amazed the judge allows that bs.

Bitch stole my look today.

Marlene

Steve Owens was starstruck, r216? I must have missed that. He comes across exactly as what he is: a guy who represents insurance companies and who is most comfortable with depositions and settlements…not this clusterfuck.

If you’re talking about the woman who thought she was clever playing hey-girl-let’s-talk-about-heels games that even the dumbest 1L would advise against, that’s Kristin VanOrman. She’s one of the plaintiff’s attorneys.

She looks fine. She's being railroaded and refuses to let it happen. I like that.

Lucky Gwen.

Kristin Vanorman also known as Diane Keaton

I keep wondering what’s going through Paltrow’s mind when she looks at that basset hound faced lawyer with the ironed straw hair and cheap, ill fitting blouses and suit jackets. She must really look done on her.

And yet that homely bitch is smart to some degree and probably didn’t have to suck an obese slob’s cheesy, sweaty malformed dick to have a decent career.

DOWN on her, not done

Blonds generally don’t age well

Maybe if I write it in Caps, she'll hear..nah..She knows all, sees all, is all things to everyone. Freshly steamed vag & all.

I'll write it anyway. You have loads of money, break down..PAY A STYLIST.

BTW. In one of her big..reveal moments she shared how she & new victim aka hubby lived apart for a year after they first married. She said it was due to parenting issues. Always wondered what the real deal was & is.

Vanorman isn't starstruck, she's just being a smart ass bitch who thinks she's clever enough to intimidate Paltrow. Paltrow didn't get to where she is today because she's a shrinking violet.

[Quote] And yet that homely bitch is smart to some degree and probably didn’t have to suck an obese slob’s cheesy, sweaty malformed dick to have a decent career.

Goop is the original Harvey's girl.

Sanderson’s attorney is REALLY funny.

She missed her calling. She should have gone into comedy.

She reminds me of Gilda Radner! I really like her.

What say you, DL?

The guy suing shit himself on the stand today. He's losing.

All good picks

this was an accident, how can she be liable? If his account of events is true, he should be suing the ski resort, who has to be more liable than another guest? This lawsuit makes no sense.

The resort was already released from liability.

He tried to sue the ski resort and failed/lost. People sometimes ski into each other on snow and ice on a busy ski run, and the back of the ski ticket at the resort notifies the skier that they are assuming risk just by being there. He claims he was just skiing along safely, and she recklessly crashed into him and caused damages. She pretty much maintains that the opposite happened.

Isn't it odd there isn't any footage anywhere of the accident? It happened on a beginner slope near the lodge so you'd expect resort cameras or other vacationers to have picked some action up.

^especially at a higher end ski resort. Wouldn't security cameras along the runs be expected?

Something tells me they don't have vagina steamers on death row. The're gonna find a heap of dried-up skin when it's her time for the chair.

That attempt at humor is as tired as your asshole.

Where was Goop’s bodyguard during all this, when will they take the stand?

It's going to rhe jury, no more witnesses.

Today's cross didn't disappoint. I loved it when he was allowed to go off on a tangent about the "pain of suing a celebrity," which apparently involves being insulted and insulted and insulted while simultaneously being ignored. "Ignored! IGNORE...ance!!"

He had to take a stand because:

"What is going on here? This is obviously an issue that someone needs to be accountable for. If they're never accountable, what are they going to do? They're going to do it again! Now we have the molesting of young children on an island, and..." Objection!

^^Sorry, that happened during direct.

Cross had the car-ignition breathalyzer; ~80 photos of the "self-imposed recluse" globetrotting after the accident; and his assertion that the VA doctors got it twisted and "blindness" is really just a figure of speech.

Owens: "But you're an optometrist."

[QUOTE]Now we have the molesting of young children on an island, and..." Objection!

Did you slip that in, r240, or did he really try to bring up Epstein?

If anything, this case exposes Paltrow’s extreme cuntitude. And it’s causing her stress. I don’t think her vaginal eggs will help her with any of that.

i hate her too guys but this dude is a complete bullshit artist

R242 -

I can see why she didn't want to give this grifter any money.

She's so un-wrong. They should consciously un-agree to validate his claim, and pop a jade egg up his ---.to cleanse him from his toxicity.

R220 it looks like he is sucking in his gut in all those yacht pictures. Which is weird because it also looks like he has a flat stomach, so need to suck it in more.

Live streaming the verdict.

^^ Inside Edition says Verdict will be in 5 to 15 minutes from now.

Fish Stick Paltrow walks away with her pussy candle monies.

R244: and not a very good one.

$1 to GP.

Now this guy pays her years of legal fees

She's the anti-Trump! Free at last to... fuck with the earth's headspace.

This is... a day for American justice. And vagina related merchandising.

The determination as to whether he pays her legal fees will be in a separate hearing, and her lawyers may have to prove Sanderson brought this to trial "in bad faith" according to Emily Baker's Youtube commentary.

Thanks, r256. I stand corrected

On her way out of the courtroom, Paltrow touched the Plaintiff's shoulder and said that she wished him well, and then quickly left.

She got away with murder.

R258 Not Namaste?

Did she really touch his arm? How cunty! That’s a move that real assholes make.

The plaintiff and his lawyer said that she was very nice to say that goodbye to him. They were actually happy about it, and said so in a non-sarcastic way.

Happiness is winning.

I think she and her lawyers are smart to say almost nothing about the trial right now, especially if the plaintiff could make a timely decision to appeal. It appears unlikely that he'd do that, but there's no reason to piss him off, just in case.

No Prisoner theme song for Gwen.

He doesn't have time for an appeal. His main concern now is rehabilitating his image on the dating apps. He mentioned it for the fourth and hopefully final time when he was drawn like a moth to the cameras outside the door today as Sykes and Buhler tried in vain to keep him moving.

I will give him credit for not grabbing his chest and dropping to the floor when the verdict was read. After seeing his face drop when his lawyers were laughing, after-hours, with the defense team about Sykes saying he's "just a country lawyer," I fully expected a scene.

This is General Conference weekend, so I doubt they'll even shoot him a text to see how he's holding up.

😁 He doesn't realize he lost. He thought Goop was being a good sport when she wished him well.

He can't quite connect the dots with his [italic] Traumatic Brain Injury.

goop wins. I think her legal team told her she would win too.

Bunny

Song of Triumph

Hit it!

the judge has a very calming voice.

Goop Seems like an unhappy person. I wonder what her childhood was like

Maybe you should be a little less concerned about how traumatic her childhood was for her and a bit more concerned about how traumatic her childhood was for those caught in the crossfire.

Ski Crash Doctor Considering an Appeal

[quote] Robert Sykes, attorney for Dr. Terry Sanderson tells TMZ ... "We sincerely disagree with the outcome and will consider all options moving forward .... including a motion to the court for a new trial or a possible appeal. All of those things are on the table."

[quote] Sykes says he believes there were a number of errors made in the case that could form the basis of an appeal. He says one issue is that the judge allowed Gwyneth's lawyers to dig into Terry's past, which they insist was "totally unrelated" to the collision on the mountain but didn't allow his lawyers the same with respect to Paltrow's past.

They supposedly have a limited time to make an appeal, maybe 30 days after the verdict (but I'm not sure about that exact deadline).

Some commentor on a New York Post article about a possible appeal made this point:

[quote] Lawyer is trying to get his client off the hook for GP's legal fees. Hail Mary that she will settle and not go to trial again.

The threat of appeal may be the bargaining chip to get Paltrow's lawyers to stop asking the court for Sanderson to pay her legal fees. This does makes some sense.

She looks like 💩.

This would have been more fun during lockdown.

She shouldn't budge. This is a nuisance lawsuit by a person with BPD. Fuck him.

I´m canceling the GOOP-newsletter while wolfing down a Martha Stewart cake here.

Isn't she now working on some orgasm product where she teaches women how to cum? Curious way to follow up this court case especially since she looks frigid in all recent photos.