Let's cast the Trump indictment TV series or movie

Reese as Stormie? No. More like Emily Blunt.

Patricia Routlege = Sidney Powell Fred Willard (hologram) = My Pillow Guy Lisa Kudrow = Kayleigh McEnany George Lopez = Don Junior Charro = Kim Guilfoyle

The Space Needle as Barron.

Jim Carey with a special hairpiece and prosthetics as Gym Jordan?

Jim Carey is too tall and narrow. Better choice

Danny DeVito

^ 5'1" Elliot Page as Jim Jordan

r5, he lacks the hump back bell ringer look.

Maybe in a mini hulk fat suit., r5

...and yet he still has bigger balls than gymbo...

And also starring Miss Cynthia Erivo as Fani Willis

Sidney Powell has to have a product placement for Dr. Pepper. It’s all I ask.

How the hell does Reese Witherspoon come to mind when casting the role of a stripper?

Steve Carell and Rainn Wilson as Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson

Josh Gad as Ron DeSantis

Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon.

Lady Gaga as Stormy Daniels (for the EGOT)

Chunky Mexican Speedo Daddy as George Conway

A bottle of black shoe polish as Guiliani.

Nosferatu as Rudy Giuliani

Pam Anderson as Stormy

M as Trump

RuPaul as Stormy

Glenn Close in a fright wig and her "Albert Nobbs" makeup as Trump

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Tiffany.

^ Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

Jada Pinket-Smith as "Woke"--ALL of it...and this time she gets slapped.

Cassandra Peterson as Mel.

r20, only Trumpsters complain about "wokeness" - piss off

Kelly Clarkson as Maria Bartiromo.

Get Adam McKay to direct it as a dramedy. Cast Jennifer Coolidge as Stormy Daniels.

Jennifer Coolidge as Kim Guilfoyle!

I'd get Mark Ruffalo to play Michael Cohen.

Cate Blanchett as Stormy Daniels.

If he can grow a full beard and put on some weight, Aaron Paul as Don Jr. As crazy as it sounds, I could see Ryan Phillippe playing Don Jr too, but I don't know he'd be willing to make himself that unfuckable.

Penelope Cruz as Melania Trump

Guy Pearce as Michael Avenatti

The ghost of Ted Knight as Robert Costello.

Reese can’t be stormy Daniels. You have to have big tits. We need somebody like that playboy bunny that married the Wahlberg guy Jenny McCarthy. She’s got the equipment and the right luck.

[quote] I'd get Mark Ruffalo to play Michael Cohen.

Ruffalo is bit too short to play Cohen. He would probably beg to stand on stools during filming in order to get the Cohen role. Ruffalo and bunch of actors are probably hoping to weasel their way into Trump related movies and TV shows for the chance at getting award nominations.

I wouldn't be surprised if Viola Davis finds a way to play Tish James in a Trump related project.

Jennifer Coolidge would be perfect as Ivana. (Not Ivanka.)

The doll from "The Boy" will play Jared

Reginald VelJohnson is still alive! I thought he died of cancer several years ago.

Aaron Paul would make a great Don Jr.

Shouldn’t Austin Butler play handsome Josh Hawley? Probably only a walk-on.

[quote]Reginald VelJohnson is still alive! I thought he died of cancer several years ago.

You haven't noticed his incessant "TV Dad" commercials for Progressive?

Jamie Leigh Curtis as Kellyanne Conway

r13, totally

Early 2000s Virginia Madsen would have been a good Stormy.

Adele Dazeem as Guilfoyle.

The boy who cried wolf

I feel like Connie Britton could pull off Stormy despite being 12 years her senior.

Paris Hilton as Stormy Daniels !

Steve Bushemi as Guiliani.

Jennifer Coolidge as Ivanna

Beth Behrs as Ivanka

Paris Hilton as Stormy

Pam Anderson as Kim Guilfoyle

Sarah Jessica Parker makes a brief cameo as a policeman’s horse at the events of Jan 6. She’s billed in the credits as playing “Old Nan.”

I'm willing to play Marjorie Taylor Greene in a powerful scene in NYC in which she gets heckled with whistles.

r45, Kate made serious FU money while she was on SNL and those marginal movies.

Her IMDB page looks like a series of GRAB THE CASH movies.

I like her. I hope she reinvents herself. She needs to do a movie with Saoirse Ronan.

You need someone with bigger boobs to play Stormy... maybe someone like Kimberly Guilfoyle would be perfect. Her jugs are enormous.

R48 Jessica Simpson maybe?

Sydney Sweeney was born to be Stormy

John Goodman as Trump.

Esal Morales as Judge Merchan

This reminds me of the "Let's Cast the COVID miniseries" thread we had three years ago. That shit was so funny. Good times.

R52 I remember that thread. Some of our casting suggestions will probably pan out in projects about covid, 2020 election, insurrection, Trump indictment etc.

Ken Jeong as Mr. Santos at the courthouse - not cheering on his ex president, but tending to his own business.

"Special Guest Appearance by Miss Lena Dunham as Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders"

Lens Dunham can also play potato faced fug Elise Stefanik.

Alana Ubach as Kimberly Guilfoyle

Gina Gershon - Melania Trump

The cast of The View playing themselves.

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WHET Jon Lovitz (another actor who should have been playing lying donald all these years)?

[quote]Glenn Close in a fright wig and her "Albert Nobbs" makeup as Trump

Poor Glenn -- still looking for an Oscar.

[quote] Reginald VelJohnson is still alive! I thought he died of cancer several years ago.

I think it was the actor who played Uncle Phil on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air who died of cancer.