Let’s be the Coronation!

I'm the incredibly long list of things that the money for this could be better spent on.

I am Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, wearing an eye-catching designer ensemble replete with flowing cape and a hat shaped like a crown. To my dismay, I am seated in the last row behind a tall pillar, next to some ancient elderly cousin whom I fear is incontinent!

Harry's gonna pay for this!

I’m Princess Charlotte being told that if I ever act up like Harry then I’ll be fully disowned.

...and I am Princess Charlotte calmly watching the ceremony and reflecting that in the fullness of time, that crown on Grandpa's head will be placed on her own.

RIP, Prince George! So young!

I can't wait until people finally stop using the word "woke". I can't remember the last time a dumb word was so inescapable.

I'm Camilla acknowledging all the sniggering by the spectators as she is being crowned: "No, my first name AIN'T 'Milla! It's QUAAAAYNE! YOUR MAJESTY if you're nasty!"

I'm Prince Harry, high as a kite, completely dishevelled, and hoping no one notices my dripping nose

I’m the gospel choir commissioned by the awakened (salutes r5 saucily) and mistakened young staffers on the event planning team.

When a more senior member discovers there’s “not time” for us to be slotted to perform , a large check will be issued to us.

I am Princess Charlotte, casually letting Meghan know on the balcony that the jewels I am currently wearing are worth more than hers.

I'm ignoring it!

I am Catherine, Princess of Wales, looking like the Queen of the Universe.

Cannot believe this Con-A-Nation warranted a thread!

I am the street vendor selling eggs!

I’m the perfection of this day. Everyone wants this to fail but this will be a success for the realm.

I'm Princess Charlotte walking down the aisle and taking a moment to glance back and glare at the dlist actress the way she glared at me at her wedding and thinking "You are right Rachel, you aren't anything like my Auntie Pippa and never will be".

I am Prince Louis, troublemaker extraordinaire. Little do I know that plans are already in place to remove me from the Abbey at lightning speed should I misbehave.

I'm Just Harry and Trying to Blend In Meghan once again intentionally being late for their group transportation and taking a separate solo car so as to make a grand entrance.

The Courtiers are once again upset KC vetoed the idea of laying down tire spikes to give the belligerent duo's solo vehicle flat tires.

I’m Princess Michael of Kent, denied the opportunity the ride in the carriage procession. I blame it on Meghan, somehow. I will fondle my Blackmoor brooch prominently..

I'm the secret lapel mic a Netflix producer has clipped to the underside of the Duke of Sussex's tie, preventing said tie from laying flat, and thus serving as a both a nervous distraction and a welcomed fidget toy of sorts for the wired, embittered, coked-out out fingers of the Duke during the most mind-numbingly sedating moments of the Archbishop of Canterbury's monotone, sleep-inducing speech.

We’re the Muslims, we were promised a prominent role since Charles is King of ALL faiths, he claims. We brought a burqa, for Queen Camilla. It’ll do her a spot right.

I am the crown itself, a weighty confection of solid gold and more than 400 precious and semi-precious stones. How long will I have to stay upright on this little person? I can feel myself slipping ... thank God for those ears.

I'm Fergie standing with the crowd outside Westminster Abbey selling selfies and answering questions at 20 pounds a pop. And hey - if you to meet one of the Palace janitors responsible for rubbish removal, the I can make that happen in exchange for a lovely gift of an "empty" new wallet!

R1. I'm the garish parties and exorbitant MP salaries that the Tories would no doubt spend that money on rather than even look at that list.

I'm also the dignity and prestige of nobility that no amount of money can buy (as livid as it makes Americans).

I'm Prince Archie blowing everyone's hair back in a fit of toddler rage. "Dafuq is going on here?!! Who the hell decided to have the old dude crowned on MY special day?!!"

I'm Archie and Lili crying "Who are these strangers?" when any member of the RF approaches them. Followed by perfectly rehearsed "Are these the people that hate mommy and us because we are black?". And the fluid Prince and Princess of Montecito will wrap it up with choreographed "Why are those three kids involved in this ceremony and we aren't? Is it because we are black?"

Malevolent Meg's programming of the children against the RF will be put to use if not at the Coronation then definitely for decades to come in the press. What has she got to lose? The future is in William's hands and he won't give them anything. She might as well monetize the continued 'genetic pain".

Maybe the Sussexes will all turn up wearing dashikis to remind everyone of their African heritage. What a showstopper that would be!

I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury. Am I nodding off because of my own boring speech or because His Majesty is so dull himself, the least inspiring monarch in decades? You decide.

I’m the ermine robes.

Will I be hauled out of the attics and make an appearance for the first time in 72 years?

Will new ones be made for the working royals?

Will Prince William wear one when he pledges his troth to the King?

Will foreign royals wear theirs this time? Does synthetic ermine count?

Or, am I considered too politically incorrect and shunned this time around?

Chuck reflects on how getting to this moment has been the entire purpose of his life, resulting in disputes (he probably regrets) with his mother, turning his back on the love of his life and a bad marriage resulting in resentful children. "Is that all there is?" plays in his head as he wonders if life would've been better if his ballbuster sister had been the 1st born.

Quite.

R29 - Even if the Princess Royal had been born first, she still would not ascend the throne of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as "The Succession to the Crown Act (2013)" was NOT retroactive. See link which explains all.

I'm the team of Windsor Greys potentially tasked with the extremely physically taxing job of hauling that heavy ass solid gold coach from the George III era. We all agree that if Charles really wants to modernize the Monarchy, then he'd take the fucking Rolles instead!

I'm the cocktail of meds little brother Andrew will have prescribed and organized for him to get through his awful big brother's Coronation Day: Beta blockers, assorted benzos, an ADHD stimulant, an SSRI, and as a special treat, a few bumps of coke for Andy and Fergie to get them through any crushing afternoon slumps, doubling as a general two-finger salute to King Asshole.

We are a vast collection of slights, grievances, oversights, offenses, and insults. We can hardly WAIT to be packed into the prince’s carry-on! We’re going to California where we’ll be stars in a best-selling book!

I'm the eldergays commenting on the tiaras. "Oooh the Queen Alexandra Pussy Bow Diamond tiara"

My tiara predictions-

Camilla: bareheaded, until crowned with Queen Mary’s coronation crown.

Catherine: the Lover’s Knot tiara associated with Diana, else something unexpected from QEII’s collection, perhaps the Girls of Great Britain and Ireland.

Anne: the Festoon tiara, else something from her mother’s collection, perhaps the Brazilian aquamarine.

Bridget Gloucester: the Cartier Indian tiara

Catherine Kent: probably not attending

Alexandra Kent: that one tiara she owns that can be swapped out for pearls of sapphires.

My tiara predictions-

Camilla: bareheaded, until crowned with Queen Mary’s coronation crown.

Catherine: the Lover’s Knot tiara associated with Diana, else something unexpected from QEII’s collection, perhaps the Girls of Great Britain and Ireland.

Anne: the Festoon tiara, else something from her mother’s collection, perhaps the Brazilian aquamarine.

Bridget Gloucester: the Cartier Indian tiara

Catherine Kent: probably not attending

Alexandra Kent: that one tiara she owns that can be swapped out for pearls of sapphires.

Marie Christine Kent: probably Princess Marina’s diamond tiara with the pearls

Sophie Wessex/Edinburgh: hopefully something unexpected from QEII’s collection, perhaps a loan of the Burmese rubies. Else perhaps her wedding tiara.

Beatrice and Eugenie York: their wedding tiaras, if they’re lucky.

Sarah York: doubt she’s been invited. In the off chance that Charles can stomach her being there, her diamond wedding tiara.

Meghan Sussex: doubt she’s going to risk being booed in public, but if she does have the balls to attend she probably will merch a tacky tiara from some jewelry house in exchange. I doubt Charles will loan her Queen Mary’s diamond tiara that she wore to her wedding.

Zara Tindall: her mother’s Princess Andrew Greek Key tiara, that she wore to her wedding. Unless Charles says that she is not allowed to wear a tiara.

Lady Sarah Chatto: that floral tiara (brooches?) that she wore to her wedding. Else the turquoise tiara that Princess Margaret used to wear that once belonged to Queen Mary. As a fond relative who hasn’t ever caused any problems in the family, maybe Charles will let her borrow something from her beloved aunt QEII.

Marie Christine Kent: probably Princess Marina’s diamond tiara with the pearls

Sophie Wessex/Edinburgh: hopefully something unexpected from QEII’s collection, perhaps a loan of the Burmese rubies. Else perhaps her wedding tiara.

Beatrice and Eugenie York: their wedding tiaras, if they’re lucky. Otherwise maybe pretty hair clips, their granny had a set.

Sarah York: doubt she’s been invited. In the off chance that Charles can stomach her being there, her diamond wedding tiara.

Meghan Sussex: doubt she’s going to risk being booed in public, but if she does have the balls to attend she probably will merch a tacky tiara from some jewelry house in exchange. I doubt Charles will loan her Queen Mary’s diamond tiara that she wore to her wedding.

Zara Tindall: her mother’s Princess Andrew Greek Key tiara, that she wore to her wedding. Unless Charles says that she is not allowed to wear a tiara.

Lady Sarah Chatto: that floral tiara (brooches?) that she wore to her wedding. Else the turquoise tiara that Princess Margaret used to wear that once belonged to Queen Mary. As a fond relative who hasn’t ever caused any problems in the family, maybe Charles will let her borrow something from her beloved aunt QEII.

I'm Camilla and Charles. We are proud of our Diverse cost cutting inclusive Coronation. Brought to you by their head of Public Relations who used to run the far right anti Migrant anti trans anti BLM anti Muslim anti woke Daily Mail which is currently in court facing hacking charges against our own son and a dead mans mother who was a victim of a racially motivated hate crime. We only employ the best. Toodle pip

I'm Klansman OP, raging against "woke" people

We're Lillibet and Archie. We're standing in front of a mirror trying to figure how we're Black like Doria or even Mom and what our royal titles mean.

I’m the Prince of Wales. I’m studiously (but remotely) polite to the Duke of Sussex for the 3 milliseconds our eyes meet in the Abbey as I pass him to assume my prominent position at the front, but Inside I am happily remembering how good it felt to snap his necklace and throw his ass into the dog bowl.

I am the working class Brit. I have been standing in line for 2 days to see my KiNg and rOyAl fAmiLy pass by in their carriages. Tomorrow I will worry how the fuck am I gonna afford supper.

I'm the funny hats.

I’m the cost, which the UK has had to fork out for only 5 times in the past 120 years. I am a bargain compared to the obscene amounts of cash wasted on US presidential inaugurations every 4 years.

I'm the Koh-i-Noor Diamond. Conspicuously missing...cancelled due to my past. If this logic applied to the rest of the regalia, it would be practically nonexistent.

I'm the Queen Cantersort

I'm Joe Biden's long fart, waiting to make my appearance when Camilla is crowned Queen.

'I'm the bad teeth.

I'm the one you all want inside you deeply.

r36, tiaras in the daytime? No coronets?

I'm the real Queen.

I'm the new a bit crowded marriage.

I'm William seething with rage at the mere sight of Meghan: that ni...., errr black bitch has ruined my brother. Oops inside thoughts, inside thoughts

I’m Princess Sparkle attempting to mend bridges and quite blend in during the ceremonies. I’ll be stepping onto the Royal Balcony in the nude.

I'm the zest of youth!

I’m the coronation chicken served at the luncheon afterwards.

I'm the ghost that can't be exorcised.

I'm the Drag.

I'm the side eye

William wants to hate fuck Meghan and is pissed that Harry got the hot wife

I'm the only one who looks the part.

Or at least the one who does anal.

I’m the USA. I like to remind posters that “we fought a war to get rid of the monarchy!” And yet strangely, I can’t keep away from these threads.

Why do I care?

Sheesh R60 these royal family members are midgets next to Harry

I'm the only ones anybody wants to see.

I’m the monarch’s reclusive younger son, desperately trying to avoid the limelight. I’ll be discussing my aversion to the resulting publicity exclusively in my new Netflix series, and in my new line of adult coloring books, and in USA Today and on Spotify and on a bus with James Corden and in the National Enquirer and to whoever my dealer says I have to talk to to get a 25% discount.

I made a friendship bracelet for my brother to wear at the Coronation, but he says he snapped it.

I'm R65 Charlie's Angels

I'm the non-Fabergé egg .

We’re the horses, we’ve been starved for two days so we don’t shit during the procession.

^ Actually I won't be able to eat for a week.

I’m the DLer with the small dick unhappy with my life so I start inane threads like this one.

I'm the snappy retorts of R70

I'm the neurotic non-orgasmic anorexia.

I'm the charismatic leader men follow into battle.

I'm the freedom from these bloody losers!

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Smell me, bitches!

I’m the after party at Canada House sponsored by Crown Royal whiskey.

I'm the Queen's stylist.

Transylvania Royalty

I'm the caring.

I’m the festive bunting.

I'm the festive cunting.

[quote]I'm Prince Harry, high as a kite, completely disheveled, and hoping no one notices my dripping nose

So the only one there even remotely enjoying himself.

I'm The Princess Georgette, in a snit because Mummy and Daddums won't let me wear the Girls of Great Britain and Ireland Tiara to Pop-Pop's party.

I am the Coronation Crown wondering where the fuck I have been for the past 70 years!

You've been in a pawn ship r85.

I'm the comfort with touchie natives.

I'm the real comfort with touchie natives

I'm Prince Andrew the Duke of York, wondering which important role i am sure to be given because I am the Prince's eldest brother!

I'm a fan of the cancelled bad TV show "The Royals," fully expecting a living Princess Diana to show up unexpectedly at the coronation because that's just how these things work.

r89, Royal Knacker?

I'm the sword of Damocles hanging over the sorry proceedings -- everyone secretly asking themselves how many coronations away they are from the abolition of the monarchy.

I'm simultaneously the other sword of Damocles, which is related to the first one but with a dildo-shaped hilt -- the very real possibility of Georgie growing up to be an unrepentant cocksucker and bringing an end to the whole circus sooner rather than later.

R92 I'm sure American fangurls of la Markle, you will be the downfall of the monarchy.... in which case she and her rugrats lose their titles.

I’m Kate’s one millionth coat dress.

I am LTC Johnny Thompson sitting behind Harry and Megs wondering why I am sitting here, again.

I'm the new wing of the British Museum.

I'm Eve Harrington

I’m the mostly semiprecious stones of the St Edward’s Crown, looking on with envy at my blingier sister the Imperial Crown set with 2,000 diamonds. After the ceremony i’ll be put away and no one will think of me until the next coronation. Sigh

I'm the reconciliation.

Any bets on how long KC3 will reign before he carks it? Those red sausage fingers do not bode well...

I think 9 or 10 years or under, a la Edward VII

I'm the RSVP that got lost in the mail.

[quote]the very real possibility of Georgie growing up to be an unrepentant cocksucker and bringing an end to the whole circus sooner rather than later.

As if.

I'm the coronation breakfast sausages.

I'm the Coronation Big Lunch

There are so many recipes to choose from, including that old standby, Coronation Chicken.

I could care less about Charles but why pass up a party?

I vote for a Texas BBQ for everyone on the block.

You mean that you couldn’t care less about King Charles, R105. If you could care less that means that you actually do care.

I'm be the fairies in the bottom of your garden

Where is Prince Andrew in all of this?

I don't understand the purpose of this circus. The old lady died how long ago? This whole bs should have been done within a few weeks of her death. No one gives a shit anymore so why the expense?

R109 you have me puzzled. If “no one gives a shit anymore” (or even “any more”) then why are you here, obviously giving a shit? Why do you care enough to post a reply in this thread when you apparently don’t give a shit?

[quote]Catherine: the Lover’s Knot tiara associated with Diana

Not in a thousand years.

R109 you spam the DL constantly so apparently you give a shit.

I'm His Majesty's official portrait.

I'm all the overpriced memorabilia that's going unsold, due to the presence of Camilla's hideous likeness on it.

Nobody wants THAT in their house.

R113 I hope you get paid for trolling. Otherwise, you're unhinged.

I'm the standing room only.

I'm the toast to the only honored guest who showed up.

I'm what you ordered and what you got.

I’m Zadok.

I'm Kari Lake wanting my filter back.

Saw that the kid of the Marchioness Meghan's rabid fangirls claim is William's mistress is going to be a page at the Coronation. Is that Will and Kate telling Meghan and her water-carriers to fuck themselves?

I'm the blood diamonds.

I'm the joyfulness of R121

I'm the the love of the subjects of the Crown.

^^ EGADS!

Settle down Kate H&M are the least of your problems Your ex- friend and Willy's side -piece Rose Hanbury's son has been given a role in the coronation, they’re paving the way for your exit luv. Single dads get sympathy remember.Time to start checking your brakes Katie.

I'm the coronet Meghan steals thinking it's the actual crown.

Oh god R126 just stop - you’re embarrassing yourself,

Meghan's besotted fangirl needs to give it a rest.

R129 Camilla's besotted fangirl resting.

I'm everything Harry said.

R130 that's Princess Di's step-granny Barbara Cartland. Oops.

I'm the crowds going wild yet again

R132 Ancient evil step -cunts of a feather,dearie

I'm the silk bling in the sow's ear.

I'm the Churchillian V for Victory sign.

I'm the Empire Strikes Back

I'm Andrew Lloyd Webber, wondering if he should add a couple of key changes to spice up the song he wrote for the occasion.

I had guess three posts in for the first mental Meghan post. I underestimated you, Brit Bigots!

[quote] Catherine: the Lover’s Knot tiara associated with Diana

[quote] Not in a thousand years.

She's already worn it multiple times.

I'm Queen Camilla's role model.

I’m the catheter and urine collection bags necessary for such a long ceremony involving old people.

I'd respect King Charles' efforts to modernize the British monarchy if he excised all the religious malarkey from the upcoming ceremony.

Th Church of England was founded in fit of royal pique over divorce and over the centuries has come to have a very minor presence in the everyday lives of the Kingdom's people.

[quote]Queen EIII’s death was also less than a yr ago.

Excuse me, @Queens.R.Made! I have not even ascended the throne yet!

I'm the new Side- Piece In Waiting

I'm the Perp Walk

I’m the souvenir tea towels, cups and caddies.

I’m the jumbo tron at Badders, interfering with the dressage phase.

I'm By Appointment Of His Majesty Charles III official coronation souvenir.

I'm the competition.

I'm bloody broke.

I'm the new egg proof ride.

I'm the official Coronation Emoji

Official Coronation Emoji revealed.

So funneeee!

I'm Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

I'm the wild & crazy guests.

I'm Conspicuous By My Absence

I'm glad they're not bringing Oskar, R157. Whatever you think of the British Royals we don't need to see another Red Wedding.

I'm the official Royal Mail Stamp

I’m Charlène of Monaco. My athletic beauty has been spoiled forever by botox and fillers, my face is so tight and bloated I make Madonna look beautiful. But I have a rich ruler for a husband, Meghan. So there’s that…

I'm the Queen Consnot

I'm the official entertainment .

I'm Katy Perry's Teenage Dream

I'm the official Coronation Figurehead.

I'm what we ordered vs what we got

I'm the new Princess of Woke

R167 do you get paid each time that you post the same image?

I’m the orb.

R-167 - Is that Kate in a bad wig???

R167 - Is that Kate in a bad wig???

I'm Free At Last!

I'm the Crown Jewels

I'm the pile of shitty nappies at Montecito blocking the view of the TV.

The Duchess can't pay the nannies anymore and Doria is back inside.

I'm the pile of psychotropic drugs R174 forgot to take today.

I'm the Court Jester

I’m Camila popping out to cloister for a cheeky fag.

I'm what the REAL UK is concerned about.

I'm the Yankee Doodle Dandies

I'm the traditional happy royal couple

I'm the cash under the orb.

I’m the Koh-I-Noor diamond. Like Fergie, I didn’t make the guest list either.

I'm the revenge served cold.

I'm the Sugar Daddy.

I'm the new Coronation Coach!

I'm the crowd going wild.

I'm the caterers.

I'm the Former

I'm the Coronation Bust carved from chocolate ( hopefully)

It’s minor, but yesterday’s coronation news was new colours for the Life Guards, the “King’s Company” of the Grenadier Guard (who will eventually be HM’s bearer party like they did for the late Queen) and the other services which will be on parade next week.

His CIIIR cypher is quite attractive. I also see the logic in waiting several months to premiere things like new colours, new livery, and even things like dish service sets and other celebratory items, out of respect for the previous monarch.

I'm the demand for the sequel.

I'm the advertising campaign

I'm the Scourserpalloza

I'm the Faberge Egg

Time for a new meme, R194.

I expect the Coronation threads next weekend to contain:

10% Useful updates about the coronation

30% Polite discussion and humorous debate

30% Accusing each other of being Megstans or Klan grannies.

30% Horse/tampon/egg memes

Even though my grandma was a devoted royalist, as an adult the BRF didn't really register on my radar until the Harkles starting trying to bring them down. Now I can see that they do serve a purpose and feel for them having been grifted by Markle. I'd much rather have one of the working royals serve as head of state than someone like Trump.

Catherine's Early Years Foundation will hopefully achieve a lot.

R197 et al Do you even know what a DL LET'S BE THREAD is ? Obviously not.

Let me help you:

You start the post I'M THE then you post something related to the subject of the thread ie THE CORONATION

Example:

I'm the stupid fucking senile hag fraus who never have been on DL before and have no bloody idea what the hell this thread is or how it's formatted but need to vomit their stanky royalist CORONATION shite every chance they get or their empty heads will explode.

See easy peasy.

I'm the Coronation Theme Song

I'm the fan girls!

I'm the revisionist delusion.

Dear Charles,

Sorry I can't make your big day, would so loved to have been there but am busy with lots of projects, including resurrecting my blog The Tig! Exciting developments afoot!!

Love Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

^ I'm the person living in your head rent free R202. Thanks.

I'm the revised £250 Million beno bill.

I'm Princess Charlotte, memorising the vows and the blocking for future use.

I'm the self awareness.

I'm the living vital modern monarchy.

I'm the tasteful souvenirs

I'm the ghost that won't be exorcised.

I'm the beautiful Queen and don't you bloody forget it!

I'm the Crown Jewels

I’m the indifference bordering on disgust that the chattering classes are feeling with respect to this whole to do.

I’m the Americans who assume that what they think, matters.

I'm the Magic Kingdom!

I'm your beautiful Queen and don't you bloody well forget it!

I'm your eyes after looking at R215

I'm the enthusiasm.

R217, I can't see a scarecrow competition attracting too many people other than Stephen King fans, whatever the impetus.

Everything objectionable about the monarchy is evident in Harry and Meghan, who cling to their titles like a life raft. Sorry, you can't have it both ways.

I'm Charlie's and his Side Piece biggest fans!

^ I'm their American Cousin

I'm the regalia.

I'm the much needed resurrection.

Harry and his kids should be removed for the list of succession. It's one thing for him to move away and give up the life of a working royal, but to make so much money trashing his father and brother that he's previously said he has compassion for (because they can't leave like he did) is beyond the pale. His likeability ratings have crashed in the UK. He's too unpopular to be so close to inheriting the throne.

^ I'm this nit wit

I’m the chairs of estate.

I'm what Harry will be wearing at the coronation.

I'm the royal gardener's tribute.

I'm the sincerity.

I'm the strong beating heart of the monarchy.

And that’s all that you have, R230? This weekend is going to be absolute torture for you and the squaddies. Never mind, just keep posting the same five memes. Proof perfect that you’ve run out of anything to say.

I’m the ampulla.

I'm the fingertips he's hanging on by.

I'm the first bearded monarch in 100 years.

I'm what ya ordered vs what ya got.

I'm the funky white boy.

I'm the backbone of the monarchy

I'm the Coronation Breakfast

I'm the fake miscarriage claim from Megs that will have Harry whizzing back to the States to be at her side.

She's capable of anything.

I'm the Harry's cockblock feather

I'm Andrew wearing ceremonial robes. Big mistake.

I'm the new Side-Piece wearing wifey's shoes

I'm the gotta jet got a roast in the oven.

I'm the fairest in the land.. or else

I'm the bed she's wearing.

Will they start eating cats and dogs now? It's bad and getting worse it seems. Perhaps India could send them some food so they won't starve.

Well, at least in the UK they don't go broke going to the doctor.

Now that the coronation is over, what international event are you Americans going to use to justify the fact that you have to live where you do?

R244, I am Kate’s bridal sequined “tiara “ worn because Camilla had forbidden others from wearing tiaras on the day. Tacky as hell. It was like what happens when you order a “diamond tiara” on Wish.

R249 can't tell Alexander McQueen from Walmart.

Now that the fuss of the Coronation is over and activity on these BRF threads has dropped right off, may I suggest that all you frauen who invaded DL for the royal talk a couple of years ago should migrate over to RoyalDish? Although they discuss lots of royals there, they save their venom for Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, some of it way more vicious than anything that I’ve seen on here. Haters of Meghan or Kate - take it as a challenge! You’ll find your spiritual home over there. RoyalDish - make it your next stop!