Little Debbie

YTF. Very F.

Zebra cakes, baby. Loved those as a kid. But theyre too sweet for me now.

I became a true FAT WHORE the first time I ate a peanut butter log.

I have spent a lifetime searching the globe for the elusive Cloud Cakes

Still Hot AF

I had bareback sex once with one of the 7th Day Adventist students who they "allow to intern" at the Little Debbie Factory in TN. As I was leaving, he gave me x2 boxes of Oatmeal Cream Pies. I told him I'd already had a cream pie.

Oatmeal Cream pies were their first product

I have never looked back on eating a Little Debbie snack cake and thought, "boy, that was a great time in my life."

I brought them as snacks to my sons soccer game. Devoured

At one point we were tired of Halloween Trick or Treaters who were little shits. I don't expect kids to be attentive or grateful or any of that, but there's a certain kind of selfish, grabby, rude kid I don't like. I don't need attitude when I'm freezing on my porch handing out freebies to strangers' kids who drove to the neighborhood.

So that year I had the good candy for the kids, but kept Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies (as the spelling was but the same product R7 mentioned) for the special cases. I hated the Little Debbie crap and figured kids would too.

Sure enough, one nasty little punk came back after about 10 minutes, after getting through the plastic and taking a bite. He handed the thing back and apologized. (I guess he noticed his sister got something better.) I said, "Watch it next time" and gave him some of the good stuff.

"What is your favorite Little Debbie memory?"

Well if you must ask:

Some of you are total trailer trash.

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She could make some decent money on OnlyFans with her signature hat and some black Pretty Woman thigh-highs

I know a woman named Mona who tells a story of a family road trip where at one point, the obese cousin squeezed out of the back seat of the car and walked into the gas station not realizing he had an unwrapped Little Debbie Star Crunch wedged in the top of his very-exposed ass crack.

I hope to receive a Little Debbie Easter basket to compliment my Little Debbie bonnet this year

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Haven't had any in at least 25 years but I loved the Donut Stick, Raisin Creme Pie and Swiss Cake Rolls.

My late grandma adored the Nutty Buddy ones.

Recollection Road: Little Debbie

Guess what I now need to buy when I go grocery shopping.

I grew up in a no sugar allowed household, and did not discover Little Debbie until college. Zebra Cakes made me gain 25 pounds the first year, I lost it, thank goodness, the following summer.

Goddamn, I was a fatass, but they were so tasty. I haven't had one in 25 years for a reason, and am glad to hear they are too sweet.

Either the Swiss Cake Rolls or the first Weight Watchers meeting it led to at 9 years old.

Burger King used to sell Little Debbie brownies as their own without crediting Le Grande Dame Lil Deb

I once did a comedy show where I played a filthy, sexualized Little Debbie talking about creamy filling, the banana twins & zebra rolls. Great fun.

OP. Are you like the male dancers in this video after you've enjoyed your Little Debbie's?

The peanut butter bars are incredibly delicious.

So many gays in Chattanooga would swear she was a lesbian.

They used to make a cake similar to Birthday Cakes, but without the sprinkles. Just yellow cake with vanilla icing. They were the only Lil Debs I couldn't eat, because I got a stomach virus as a kid and threw them up. I'm not sad that they don't make them any more.

The original fudge brownies with walnuts on top are far superior to the Cosmic Brownies with the rice krispies. The krispies have little crunch and less flavor. The Cosmic version has pretty much taken over, so I'm happy when I run across the original ones now and then.

Love the oatmeal cream pies, but they go right through me. Chocolate chip cream pies? Yes, yes, yes.

Is there a more delightful snack cake than a Nutty Bar? Light as air, but still flavorful and satisfying as a nosh. Chocolate and peanut butter, together. Legendary.

As chocolate cupcakes go, the Lil Debs are the optimal choice. There's barely any difference in taste, quality, or size compared to the Hostess or Tastycake versions; but the LDs are almost always less expensive.

Have you noticed the bag of Hostess mini donuts no longer comes with that bendy strip to seal the bag? They must have figured only fat whores buy them so they're going to eat them all in one sitting anyway. This alone is reason enough to go with the Lil Debs donuts.

Donut Sticks are a breakfast treat, but only with a lovely beverage of your choice. Eat one by itself and you'll be desiccated like a slug on a sidewalk in minutes.

If you're really needing a candy bar moment, a Star Crunch is a great alternative. The caramel hits that Milky Way or Rolo craving.

At the risk of offending its fans, I think the Swiss Roll is the Solange of the Lil Deb oeuvre. Puny, with a strong chemical taste and a somewhat gritty texture. Opt for the Ho Hos here.

Fudge Rounds? They are what they are. You look at them and think, "ooh, fudgy cakey yumminess." Then you take a bite, and chew, and chew, and just before you swallow, you think, "wait, do I taste chocolate?" The ennui of snack cakes.

How much do you weigh^?

Little Debbie cancelled my favorite - Boston Creme Rolls. She can die in a grease fire for all I care.

The Nutty Bars (were they once called Nutty Buddies?) are amazingly delicious, at least in my memory. (Haven't had any Little Debs in decades.) Great texture with the light crunchiness and the smooth, fatty PB and chocolate... mmmm. The oatmeal creme pies were fantastic, too. Lightly chewy cookies with super-sweet, fluffy frosting. Yes, I appreciate better things, too, but when you want something sweet and satisfying with no fuss, Deb is the queen.

I don't have any particularly great memories involving snack cakes, but I do remember stopping for a Nutty Bar at the convenience stand in the Loyola El station when visiting a friend on campus in my early 20s.

R31 I used to love the Nutty Buddy as well. But as an adult they now taste like a shadow of themselves. They put in way too many preservatives and chemicals and they don’t taste so good to me anymore.

Mom would put an Oatmeal Pie in my lunchbox daily, and I still enjoy them. Sometimes, I nuke the Swiss Rolls for 15 seconds and top with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

[quote]Donut Sticks are a breakfast treat, but only with a lovely beverage of your choice.

I used to dip mine in orange juice

Star Crunch were always disgusting to me.

I don't think they were a national brand when I was a kid (a long time ago). I don't think they were sold on the East Coast. Does anyone know?

We had Tastykake which was a Philadelphia brand, but no Little Debbie.

I’ll need to add zebra cakes to my shopping list for my snack drawer

I grew up on Hostess and Drakes but I used to occasionally buy the LD Fudge Round snacks when I was in my teens. While shopping on the Amazon Fresh site, I hit on some LD items and decided to try the donut sticks. Sooooo dry! Awful

Love the zebra cakes and the banana cream things.

I'm hoping 2024 is the year Little Debbie goes into overdrive like McDonald's and release a product blitz like Little Debbie Cereal, Little Debbie Ice Cream, Little Debbie Cookies, Little Debbie Thins, Little Debbie Coffee Drinks, Little Debbie Egg Bites

Little Debbie ice cream

Little Debbie cereal

Little Debbie cookies

Emma Stone would make a good Little Debbie

R40 or anybody else try their ice cream? thoughts?

The Canadian equivalent would be Vachon.

Little Debbie my ass!

My favorite memory is from the ‘70s after she grew up & did Dallas.

R44 Yes! I just discovered the ice cream recently. I bought oatmeal creme pie and nutty buddy flavor. The creme pie was...it was kind of meh, I don't remember being wowed by it. I took a bite of the nutty bar one the other day and again, it was just okay. They come in those small sizes and I think they were 2 for 5 dollars. I do love LD and eat the nutty bars and oatmeal pies as an alternative to any candy or ice cream I would usually eat. And I'm not fat, I swear. I loved R28s review. Pretty perfect.

The vachon cakes are much better

R35- Me too. I grew up just north of NYC I don't recall Little Debbie. Our so called local junk was Drakes which I loved as a kid- Coffee Cakes, Yodels, Ring Dings and their Apple Pies and Cherry Pies.

Used to be palatable. Gross now.

Well . . .

Will Ferrell as Little Debbie

I as a man went as Little Debbie for Halloween 🎃 one year.

R53, he looks a little bit like Imelda Staunton in that get up.

Growing up in MA, it was all Hostess and Drake’s Cakes. First time I encountered LD was at college. My roommate’s grandfather would regularly send huge boxes filled with LD products. Surprisingly, roommate was not a fat whore.

She was a big whore. Just not a fat one.

I can't find Little Debbie Star Crunch anywhere.

That's my favorite.

😋 I like the Gingerbread Boys. They're not just for Christmas anymore, you can buy them all year long !

As a kid, I'd hide Star Crunches in the freezer and eat them when my parents weren't around. We were not allowed to snack on LDs, except for lunch. And all hell would've broken loose if I was caught "ruining my teeth" by eating a frozen Star Crunch.

But the way they'd get just a slight melt when you broke it apart with your teeth ....

The yuletide season does not begin until the Christmas tree cakes come out! LD used to make a pecan pie That I would have taken over any homemade pecan pie.

Little Debbie was calling me this morning I told her to get fucked

Swiss Cake Rolls are much better than Ho-Ho's

Cloud Cakes are an urban legend

Defatso strikes again

I’d rather have Big Daddy

Devil Cremes are my absolute fave. The cake is a perfect consistency.

I love the Swiss cake rolls. When I was a kid, we would keep them in the fridge and then eat them on the beach. I love Little Debbie products. The oatmeal cookies with the cream in the center were also amazing.

The Oatmeal Creme Pies have always been my favorite, although nowadays they taste super sweet to me. The filling used to be much richer I think.

I’ve had to gain weight a few times in my life and I have tried everything and the best way to gain a huge amount of weight in a short period of time is to eat these things. And it doesn’t take many.

I don’t see how anyone eats those and keeps a decent figure.

I like the fudge rounds but you have to check the expiration date because they get stale when they are not fresh from the factory.

What’s the difference between cloud cakes and twinkies?

Those devil cremes do look good.

Why don’t they ever put little Debbie in the isles? It’s always on the end caps. That’s how they get ya.

Tastykakes are good but you can’t find the singles much outside of philly of a couple other states. You have to buy the whole box which is just too much.

Live the glazed cherry pies and butterscotch and basically all of the tastykakes are good.

I was always fond of Swiss rolls. Mom packed them for lunch almost every day.

They’re covered in wax and filled with suds. Yum!

The chemicals in them are off putting.

R69 how were you so lucky to have that problem? Also good to know what to avoid

I always thought Little Debbie was just cheap Hostess.

It's generally agreed that little Debbie was best in "The Unsinkable Molly Brown," even though the rest of the film isn't very good.

Cloud cakes are the least offensive from a nutritional standpoint

oatmeal cookie , bologna and white bread sandwich -wrapped in wax paper - all inside my 'Lost in Space' metal lunch box.. As a little gay boy I had deep, deep feelings for the dad- Dr. John Robinson but at that age, I was not clear on what those feelings were- LOL

Little Debbie my ass!

As a kid, I loved getting the star thingies at the roller rink (millennial here but there was one close by). These days they are too sweet for me. The oatmeal pies are as well. Not sure if they changed, I changed, or both.

Judge Judy, back in the day.

During my lifetime I often enjoyed little Debbie's snack cakes!

Nutty Bars satisfy that same wafer crunch craving as Kit-Kats

The chocolate in Kit-Kats now is super-sweet like cheap chocolate Easter eggs

Hee Hee

Tastykakes are the best of this type of snack. Over time, Lil Deb started to taste waxy, specifically the white frosting filling. Still though, some are better than others and Food Lion always has them on sale.

If Niki Kidman or Emma Thompson starred in The Little Debbie Story, they would be guaranteed to bring home Oscar Gold

Big Ass Debbie

I used to be a snack cake snob, only buying the Hostess brand, occasionally. Insidiously, quickie marts starting placing twenty-five cent, Little Debbie Swiss Rolls next to the register. What goes better with an ice cold, carbonated, soft drink? Real Coke users know the score, the convenient, indulgent, satiating, Little Debbie. Many a time I've sat in the comforting safety of my car, intermittently swapping bites and sips until my twin, chocolate covered, lard logs were gone. Never forgetting to smell and finger the inside of the wrapper for any lost chocolate, I've looked in the rear-view, smile slightly, relishing my sweet roguishness and then, drive away with the 42 ouncer rattling tween my legs.

Jennifer Lopez would be an interesting choice for a Latina Little Debbie novella

R90 [quote] Never forgetting to smell and finger the inside.

Just like you enjoy doing to my ass.

R90 [quote] Never forgetting to smell and finger the inside

I tried the Little Debbie Strawberry Rolls, and they are my new crack.

I could never eat Little Debbie. That's how I knew I was Gay.

R4 Those look like Twinkies to me.

Is there any real difference?

I never had Little Debbie, but I was addicted to Hostess. Twinkies, cupcakes, pies, etc. LOVED them. Walking home from school we would pig out on that shit.

The closest you'll get to the Twinkie flavor of your youth is the cream-filled glazed donut at Krispy Kreme

R85 try Reece’s sticks. They’re like a mini version of a nutty buddy. But they taste better.

Snack cakes used to be a rich, trashy little indulgence. Like everything else, the formula was changed, and now they all taste like super sweet chemicals. SAD.

Never a real fan although the raisin one was acceptable. I did love Tastykake French Apple pies. Again with raisins. But as a young gayling I thought the “French” part made them sophisticated. That’s how you knew you were gay.

Listen, between penny candy and snack cakes of my youth, it's a wonder I have any teeth left.

Apparently it’s her birthday?

I loved Tastykake French Apple pie because it had frosting. Pie with frosting. What a concept!

I bought Swiss Cake Rolls and Nutty Buddys today as a tribute to my besties at the Lounge

My two favs.

My favorite little Debbie story is when she brought over the Swiss chocolatier. He was one hot stud. I stole him from her. The end.

Strangling her with one hand while writing the ransom note with the other. Wait a minute, what was the question?

I recall swiss rolls being better when I was younger. Same with the Hostess cupcakes with the twisty white frosting on top. Now they taste too artificial.

One of my favourites of all time is Vachon Billot Logs (coconut and jam cakes).

Hostess crushes Little Debbie w/ Suzy Q's and Ding Dongs.

Suzy Q's are pure chemicals nowadays and they don't even try to conceal the noxious flavor

The only area Hostess still shines are their cinnamon crumb cakes

Blue Bell ice cream makes oatmeal cream pie ice cream— homemade-style vanilla ice cream with big chewy pieces of oatmeal cream pie throughout.

Little Debbie should have been one of the women on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue this year

I wish Blue Bell ice cream were sold in my area. I'm too far north. Someday, I hope. The Christmas Cookie flavor sounds delightful.

I'm as moist as a snack cake down there.

-Jerri Blank

Veda Pierce and Ann Blyth approve of delicious snack cakes- but no fucking pies !

If I want to indulge I buy those peanut butter cups covered in dark chocolate from Trader Hoes.