Link in next post because it's the Paper that Shall Not Be Named.
Toddler twins aged 18 months drown in pool of family's Oklahoma mansion
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 19, 2023 9:19 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 18, 2023 10:26 PM |
This thread should be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 18, 2023 10:27 PM |
Did they have an 8-month-old brother named Stewie?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 18, 2023 10:28 PM |
[quote]Locklyn and Loreli Callazzo
Tragic names.
Dad smells cookies.
Mom owns a "bow boutique."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 18, 2023 10:30 PM |
At least the great grandma won’t remember it was her fault!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 18, 2023 10:32 PM |
$565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?
Seriously though, this is heartbreaking.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 18, 2023 10:34 PM |
What does Alzheimer possess?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 18, 2023 10:34 PM |
At least they go out of Oklahoma. And what was up with that filthy pool?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 18, 2023 10:35 PM |
[quote] $565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?
Apparently, surprises abound
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 18, 2023 10:36 PM |
[quote] At least they go out of Oklahoma. And what was up with that filthy pool?
It was the bewitchin' pool.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 18, 2023 10:38 PM |
If a baby can drown in an inch of water, does that mean there were two inches of water in the pool?
Or was this a murder/suicide??
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 18, 2023 10:38 PM |
It's not a competition, OP.
Although at that age it is like rolling two bowling balls into a pool, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 18, 2023 10:43 PM |
Anyone who refers to Oklahoma City as being in the "South" knows nothing about the South or the history of Oklahoma.
Idiot.
(And Oklahoma City is a horrible place in a horrible state no matter how many former twinks take their shirts off.)
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 18, 2023 10:48 PM |
Topics like this force one to ponder the serious questions:
What's preferable, death or a life in Oklahoma?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 18, 2023 10:51 PM |
They can afford a "mansion," yet they already set up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 18, 2023 11:07 PM |
That’s not a mansion, but a nice house, so it is odd the mom in asking for donations for a GFM. My guess is the grandmother owns the house.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 18, 2023 11:19 PM |
[quote] My guess is the grandmother owns the house.
Perhaps she didn't remember to pay the mortgage?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 18, 2023 11:21 PM |
Which one pushed the other one in, and which one pulled the pusher down with them?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 18, 2023 11:22 PM |
Do they have "a" GoFundMe?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 18, 2023 11:22 PM |
Well, I guess it’s back to the IVF doctor again…
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 18, 2023 11:22 PM |
[quote]$565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?
Yes, and it would be a fantastic bargain were it not located in OKLAHOMA.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 18, 2023 11:26 PM |
[quote] Callazzo
Italians. Of course.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 18, 2023 11:32 PM |
[quote]Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, six children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive.
I need some babies, y’all. They got more than they can handle!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 18, 2023 11:33 PM |
If they weren’t going to put a fence around the pool, they should at least had a cover on it.
That’s common sense.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 18, 2023 11:35 PM |
No fence around the pool?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 18, 2023 11:40 PM |
Murder-suicides are always the worst.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 18, 2023 11:42 PM |
R19 You're not very bright
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 18, 2023 11:46 PM |
^^^ I'm not R19, but I'm bright enough not to live in Oklahoma.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 18, 2023 11:48 PM |
Are we sure this wasn’t another father family annihilator who got bored and didn’t finish?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 18, 2023 11:55 PM |
Does someone need me to drop the kids off at the pool?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 19, 2023 12:26 AM |
One of the other kids probably left the door open, but blamed it on grandma. That’s one of the perks of having someone with Alzheimer’s disease living with you.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 19, 2023 12:46 AM |
Damn, they lost the spare as well.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 19, 2023 1:06 AM |
[quote]Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, six children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive.
Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, four children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive. (Fixed it for them.)
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 19, 2023 1:07 AM |
Could have been worse. They could have been killed by a pit bull.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 19, 2023 1:10 AM |
So....they are going to blame grandma huh ??? Sounds fishy to me. What the hell ever happened to a Mom supposed to Watch Her children ! I would Never put anyone who has alzheimers through having to deal with SIX BRATS. Thats elder abuse .
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 19, 2023 1:20 AM |
A large Oklahoma City tract home ≠ a mansion
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 19, 2023 1:30 AM |
Cruise Ship Grandfather - 1
Dementia Grandmother - 2
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 19, 2023 1:33 AM |
Quibble all you want,. It is more home for less money than anyone on the coasts will ever see.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 19, 2023 1:34 AM |
[quote] Toddler twins
I lost interest when I didn't see a "k".
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 19, 2023 1:34 AM |
Two less Republican voters
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 19, 2023 1:35 AM |
Fewer!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 19, 2023 1:37 AM |
[quote]They can afford a "mansion," yet they already set up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral?
And when I saw that was the moment I stopped giving a shit about the parents.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 19, 2023 1:38 AM |
It’s like a double abortion in the ninth trimester. Were there any drag queens reading stories nearby?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 19, 2023 1:39 AM |
What an ominous looking pool, filled with green and black, slimy algae. I know toddlers are fascinated with water, but that thing looks like something out of a horror movie. I personally wouldn’t go near it!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 19, 2023 2:57 AM |
At least they don’t have to grow up in Oklahoma.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 19, 2023 2:59 AM |
Very reckless to have a pool open to the kids like that. It wasn't just a door. NO FENCE. Right off the patio. Dumbasses.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 19, 2023 3:28 AM |
[quote]the paper that shall not be named
You mean [italic]The Oklahoman[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 19, 2023 4:48 AM |
So a couple frau fruit went missing behind a McMansion in bumble fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 19, 2023 5:06 AM |
Ok I’ll bite. Why was Alz-grannie watching two toddlers?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 19, 2023 5:15 AM |
So is that six children now, previously eight, or previously six and now four??
Anyway, that's a crazy amount of kids.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 19, 2023 5:24 AM |
And that's why ISR is so important for babies and toddlers.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 19, 2023 5:32 AM |
Really rough. It happens with some frequency. The parents will never get over this.
According to the CDC, drowning is the number one cause of unintentional death for children between the ages of 1 and 4. And according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, 390 deaths a year on average are attributed to drowning in a swimming pool or at a spa.
Lou Costello of Abbott and Costello lost a child similarly.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 19, 2023 5:42 AM |
r52 That's a bit strange how Castello was able to go on with the show that night. First sign of a nervous breakdown, perhaps? That doesn't seem normal.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 19, 2023 5:45 AM |
[quote]You mean The Oklahoman?
Ha! No, but it deserves that status too. Fuck Eddie Gaylord.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 19, 2023 2:28 PM |
This could’ve been prevented if one of the toddlers just had a gun with which to shoot Alzheimer’s disease granny!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 19, 2023 2:39 PM |
You can’t put a fence in front of a door that opens to a patio with a pool. You have to either keep the door permanently locked or have child alarms on the door.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 19, 2023 5:30 PM |
That is an ugly looking pool. Not even because of the nasty water, but the shape and style is unappealing.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 19, 2023 5:37 PM |
They could and should have put up some sort of fencing- even if it was just plastic netting. Plus door locks and a pool cover. You can’t be too cautious when there pools and babies.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 19, 2023 5:41 PM |
[quote] What an ominous looking pool, filled with green and black, slimy algae.
That's not algae. It's regurgitated toddler!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 19, 2023 5:58 PM |
This story is crazy. Who, with six children, takes on the care of an Alzheimer's patient, and why would you leave two toddlers AND an elder with dementia unattended?
I wonder if the home belongs to the old lady and the family was sponging off of her?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 19, 2023 6:57 PM |
The parents might be anti-abortion, but clearly they’re open to alternative measures.
“I will leave the patio door open while the children play, and step out of the room for 5 hours.”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 19, 2023 9:19 PM |