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Toddler twins aged 18 months drown in pool of family's Oklahoma mansion

Link in next post because it's the Paper that Shall Not Be Named.

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2023 9:19 PM

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by Anonymousreply 1March 18, 2023 10:26 PM

This thread should be fun.

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2023 10:27 PM

Did they have an 8-month-old brother named Stewie?

by Anonymousreply 3March 18, 2023 10:28 PM

[quote]Locklyn and Loreli Callazzo

Tragic names.

Dad smells cookies.

Mom owns a "bow boutique."

by Anonymousreply 4March 18, 2023 10:30 PM

At least the great grandma won’t remember it was her fault!

by Anonymousreply 5March 18, 2023 10:32 PM

$565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?

Seriously though, this is heartbreaking.

by Anonymousreply 6March 18, 2023 10:34 PM

What does Alzheimer possess?

by Anonymousreply 7March 18, 2023 10:34 PM

At least they go out of Oklahoma. And what was up with that filthy pool?

by Anonymousreply 8March 18, 2023 10:35 PM

[quote] $565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?

Apparently, surprises abound

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by Anonymousreply 9March 18, 2023 10:36 PM

[quote] At least they go out of Oklahoma. And what was up with that filthy pool?

It was the bewitchin' pool.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 18, 2023 10:38 PM

If a baby can drown in an inch of water, does that mean there were two inches of water in the pool?

Or was this a murder/suicide??

by Anonymousreply 11March 18, 2023 10:38 PM

It's not a competition, OP.

Although at that age it is like rolling two bowling balls into a pool, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 12March 18, 2023 10:43 PM

Anyone who refers to Oklahoma City as being in the "South" knows nothing about the South or the history of Oklahoma.


(And Oklahoma City is a horrible place in a horrible state no matter how many former twinks take their shirts off.)

by Anonymousreply 13March 18, 2023 10:48 PM

Topics like this force one to ponder the serious questions:

What's preferable, death or a life in Oklahoma?

by Anonymousreply 14March 18, 2023 10:51 PM

They can afford a "mansion," yet they already set up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral?

by Anonymousreply 15March 18, 2023 11:07 PM

That’s not a mansion, but a nice house, so it is odd the mom in asking for donations for a GFM. My guess is the grandmother owns the house.

by Anonymousreply 16March 18, 2023 11:19 PM

[quote] My guess is the grandmother owns the house.

Perhaps she didn't remember to pay the mortgage?

by Anonymousreply 17March 18, 2023 11:21 PM

Which one pushed the other one in, and which one pulled the pusher down with them?

by Anonymousreply 18March 18, 2023 11:22 PM

Do they have "a" GoFundMe?

by Anonymousreply 19March 18, 2023 11:22 PM

Well, I guess it’s back to the IVF doctor again…

by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2023 11:22 PM

[quote]$565,100 buys a MANSION in Oklahoma City?

Yes, and it would be a fantastic bargain were it not located in OKLAHOMA.

by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2023 11:26 PM

[quote] Callazzo

Italians. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2023 11:32 PM

[quote]Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, six children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive.

I need some babies, y’all. They got more than they can handle!

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2023 11:33 PM

If they weren’t going to put a fence around the pool, they should at least had a cover on it.

That’s common sense.

by Anonymousreply 24March 18, 2023 11:35 PM

No fence around the pool?

by Anonymousreply 25March 18, 2023 11:40 PM

Murder-suicides are always the worst.

by Anonymousreply 26March 18, 2023 11:42 PM

R19 You're not very bright

by Anonymousreply 27March 18, 2023 11:46 PM

^^^ I'm not R19, but I'm bright enough not to live in Oklahoma.

by Anonymousreply 28March 18, 2023 11:48 PM

Are we sure this wasn’t another father family annihilator who got bored and didn’t finish?

by Anonymousreply 29March 18, 2023 11:55 PM

Does someone need me to drop the kids off at the pool?

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2023 12:26 AM

One of the other kids probably left the door open, but blamed it on grandma. That’s one of the perks of having someone with Alzheimer’s disease living with you.

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2023 12:46 AM

Damn, they lost the spare as well.

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2023 1:06 AM

[quote]Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, six children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive.

Jenny, a stay-at-home mother who runs a bow boutique, lives at the property with her grandmother, four children and husband Sonny, 42, a marketing executive. (Fixed it for them.)

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2023 1:07 AM

Could have been worse. They could have been killed by a pit bull.

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2023 1:10 AM

So....they are going to blame grandma huh ??? Sounds fishy to me. What the hell ever happened to a Mom supposed to Watch Her children ! I would Never put anyone who has alzheimers through having to deal with SIX BRATS. Thats elder abuse .

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2023 1:20 AM

A large Oklahoma City tract home ≠ a mansion

by Anonymousreply 36March 19, 2023 1:30 AM

Cruise Ship Grandfather - 1

Dementia Grandmother - 2

by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2023 1:33 AM

Quibble all you want,. It is more home for less money than anyone on the coasts will ever see.

by Anonymousreply 38March 19, 2023 1:34 AM

[quote] Toddler twins

I lost interest when I didn't see a "k".

by Anonymousreply 39March 19, 2023 1:34 AM

Two less Republican voters

by Anonymousreply 40March 19, 2023 1:35 AM


by Anonymousreply 41March 19, 2023 1:37 AM

[quote]They can afford a "mansion," yet they already set up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral?

And when I saw that was the moment I stopped giving a shit about the parents.

by Anonymousreply 42March 19, 2023 1:38 AM

It’s like a double abortion in the ninth trimester. Were there any drag queens reading stories nearby?

by Anonymousreply 43March 19, 2023 1:39 AM

What an ominous looking pool, filled with green and black, slimy algae. I know toddlers are fascinated with water, but that thing looks like something out of a horror movie. I personally wouldn’t go near it!

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by Anonymousreply 44March 19, 2023 2:57 AM

At least they don’t have to grow up in Oklahoma.

by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2023 2:59 AM

Very reckless to have a pool open to the kids like that. It wasn't just a door. NO FENCE. Right off the patio. Dumbasses.

by Anonymousreply 46March 19, 2023 3:28 AM

[quote]the paper that shall not be named

You mean [italic]The Oklahoman[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 47March 19, 2023 4:48 AM

So a couple frau fruit went missing behind a McMansion in bumble fuck.

by Anonymousreply 48March 19, 2023 5:06 AM

Ok I’ll bite. Why was Alz-grannie watching two toddlers?

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2023 5:15 AM

So is that six children now, previously eight, or previously six and now four??

Anyway, that's a crazy amount of kids.

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2023 5:24 AM

And that's why ISR is so important for babies and toddlers.

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by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2023 5:32 AM

Really rough. It happens with some frequency. The parents will never get over this.

According to the CDC, drowning is the number one cause of unintentional death for children between the ages of 1 and 4. And according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, 390 deaths a year on average are attributed to drowning in a swimming pool or at a spa.

Lou Costello of Abbott and Costello lost a child similarly.

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by Anonymousreply 52March 19, 2023 5:42 AM

r52 That's a bit strange how Castello was able to go on with the show that night. First sign of a nervous breakdown, perhaps? That doesn't seem normal.

by Anonymousreply 53March 19, 2023 5:45 AM

[quote]You mean The Oklahoman?

Ha! No, but it deserves that status too. Fuck Eddie Gaylord.

by Anonymousreply 54March 19, 2023 2:28 PM

This could’ve been prevented if one of the toddlers just had a gun with which to shoot Alzheimer’s disease granny!

by Anonymousreply 55March 19, 2023 2:39 PM

You can’t put a fence in front of a door that opens to a patio with a pool. You have to either keep the door permanently locked or have child alarms on the door.

by Anonymousreply 56March 19, 2023 5:30 PM

That is an ugly looking pool. Not even because of the nasty water, but the shape and style is unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 57March 19, 2023 5:37 PM

They could and should have put up some sort of fencing- even if it was just plastic netting. Plus door locks and a pool cover. You can’t be too cautious when there pools and babies.

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by Anonymousreply 58March 19, 2023 5:41 PM

[quote] What an ominous looking pool, filled with green and black, slimy algae.

That's not algae. It's regurgitated toddler!

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2023 5:58 PM

This story is crazy. Who, with six children, takes on the care of an Alzheimer's patient, and why would you leave two toddlers AND an elder with dementia unattended?

I wonder if the home belongs to the old lady and the family was sponging off of her?

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2023 6:57 PM

The parents might be anti-abortion, but clearly they’re open to alternative measures.

“I will leave the patio door open while the children play, and step out of the room for 5 hours.”

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2023 9:19 PM
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