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Dog parks. Ghee-zis. The millennium fern bars.

Ghee-zis. Like stepping back into a junior high dance. Notice I said junior high. We didn’t have “middle school”. The insiders standing in a cluster center. The newbies and wallflowers circling the perimeter. Everyone pretending to watch their dogs. I sit at a picnic table and they get up leave. To go stand in the middle with the other insiders.

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2023 9:05 AM

Do they pick up the warm doo-doo and nestle it in their hands like fraus nestle their coffee cups?

by Anonymousreply 1March 18, 2023 9:04 AM

[quote] Fern bar - Wikipedia

An American slang term for an upscale or preppy (or yuppie) bar or tavern catering to singles, usually decorated with ferns or other greenery, ...

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2023 9:05 AM
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