What's your deepest, darkest secret?

my bussy stinks

I drain my pasta.

I dial a rotary phone with a pencil.

I actually bought Janet Jackson CDs.

My friend Julie is a cunt.

I was molested.

I'm too ashamed to share.

I still blush with shame— despite the incidents happening decades ago.

They flare up in my dreams.

R1 stole my answer!!!!

I drain pasta.

I'm actually into guys.

R3, you think that's bad?

I dial my iPhone with a pencil.

I like red

R9, are you also R2?

I'm a fag

I hate crocs

I eat raw cookie dough

People will die because of me. OK FBI SEARCH ME

Sittin’ in the movie show thinkin’ nasty thoughts.

Sometimes when I'm playing a word game and get stuck, I'll use a word unscrambler to move to the next level.

I have severe depression but everyone at my work thinks I'm the most happy go lucky person, etc.

My shoelace once came untied.

This one time, when I was 5 years old, I pocketed a small box of Mallomars from the Piggly Wiggly.

I'm the only one of the children in my family who knows about two half-siblings that we have through our mother. It's so fucked-up.

Do the half siblings know, R23?

To make things as complicated as possible, R24, one does and one doesn't.

Thank you, R23/R25. That pleases me.

Good to know, R26. Why, incidentally?

Because it muddles and complicates the situation more. It increases the interesting possibilities.

My mother said I'd be the death of her so many times she MADE IT COME TRUE.

I picked Bobby's nose in his sleep.

I got knotted by a dog.

Well, it USED to be a secret.

I shit and piss in your food

I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.

I did the same thing Angela Bassett did.

I wore white pumps two days after Labor Day in 1953 in Boston while shopping in Gilchrists.

I've been wanting to admit that ever since I went home that day and shot my husband. I understand it was in all the papers, even in Hong Kong.

R33 here. Sorry I forgot to sign my post.

R34 What was it?

Secret? R35, we all know.

What is it, about 11 times now.

Well, keep doing what you do best, I always say.

When I was 18 I voted for Richard Nixon. It was an act of petty rebellion.

I don't know you, R40.

I fucked my cousin's husband.

Don't have any -- my life is an open book.

Makes life a lot easier in a lot of ways.

R40, you're referring to 1952 when Nixon was the VP with Eisenhower, right?

We sense it.

She’s my mother AND my sister.

Once in a while, I put some Fresca on a panty shield. You can disco all night!

There's a can of allspice in my cupboard that expired, I shit you not, in august of 1960. And I have several library books that were due in 1981. I'm too embarrassed to return them.

I masturbated in the backseat on a family car trip at night.. Everyone was asleep. I had a small cooler next to me and my dad was driving. We were in a rural area so it was very dark.

I've never bottomed.

I *still* can't remember when I ate corn! It's been DECADES goddammit!

R14, you can’t use that word anymore, I just learned a lot of fags don’t like it

R47 the library they came from has probably been demolished by now. Or turned into apartments or a pre-K.

Shortly after I turned 16 I planned to kill my mother. I stayed at her doorway several nights thinking about spiking her drink with her pain medication and helping she just overdose and not wake up. Between my mom's not so problems and my little sister and brother who also suffered from severe mental illness and issues with my dad and stepmom and just life overall I just figured if she died somebody would have to put me in a better situation.

Eek, r53.

I like crocs.

Louis DeJoy gets me hard.

I screwed my ex’s best friend. My ex had problems getting erect and would never see a doctor. He best friend had no problem of the sort and it was great.

R34 either needs a LifeTime movie made about him or he needs to be kicked off the internet and SWA T raided. Or both. Depending on how bad and fucked up what he did was.

People who say they have no secrets hide their secrets even from themselves.

My sister insulted me in front of the entire family so I keyed her new car on the way out. It was a little crazy of me but I have no regrets. She's never asked me about it.

I like to sniff my boyfriend's jockstrap. He has no idea that I do it.

I never smoked marijuana.

I registered as a Republican because of President Ronald Reagan when I was a teen and I have never changed my party affiliation.

I befriended a kind, elderly widowed neighbor in his eighties when I was in my late teens, or maybe 20. Anyway, one night he began talking about the Andrew Crispo scandal and the death of a male model, and he started asking about sexual activity and before you know it, I pulled my pants down and my shirt up and he blew me and I ejaculated in his mouth. However I never saw him again, because he actually said "You are fat." after he finished.

It's very rude to eat a meal and then complain about the quality.

[quote] I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.

You shouldn't post that and not tell us what you did because it goes against the very premise of the thread.

… I STEPPED on the ping pong ball!

Well I just squashed it to bits!

Careful you don’t get doxxed by this thread, people. It’s been known to happen on other boards after confessionals.

like when Rose's naive but much more world-wise daughter wanted to share her deepest, darkest secrets with her?

Who would have thought that DLers' deepest, darkest secrets would be so tawdry?

I stole a Tina Turner's watch from my neighbor.

i do not have the guts to kill myself

Pity, R69.

Maybe you could get some help for that, you little trolling turd.

What R69 is all about:

Data Lounge is My Family ♥️♥️♥️

Cultural Appropriation the appropriations of the romans and the greeks by the christians

Cultural Appropriation the muslim killed everyone in the middle east n stole their cultures

Cultural Appropriation op, drop dead murderers

Diplo comes out as having received blowjobs from men before R25- go eat the straight guys cum out of the vaginas, David Geffen, u failed woman

OP, I was the same way. But after I would steal I would feel really bad so I stopped. Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.

For three months when I was 16 I had sex with my dad's best friend until he suddenly died of a heart attack. No one ever found out.

Not a secret OP. Everybody knew.

I’m too ashamed to post it.

R73 fucked a guy to death????? we can't just skate over that

[Quote]Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.

Damn, I was hoping you'd help me out.

r76 no he died of a heart attack not with me. But I found out when my dad told me.

Were they fucking, too? Damn, y'all crazy!

Was your dad fucking you when he told you? Is that what you're saying?