What's your deepest, darkest secret?
I was a serial thief as a child. Mostly small things like stuff from the teacher's drawer, the school donation box, cheap jewelry and stationery items from department stores, money from my drunk father's pockets.
I was never caught or questioned, but I stopped stealing when I was about ten. I don't know why I stopped; the urge just wasn't there anymore.
I know that's not a very scandalous secret, but I've led a dull life.
What's your secret?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||March 19, 2023 4:49 PM
I dial a rotary phone with a pencil.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||March 17, 2023 10:04 PM
I actually bought Janet Jackson CDs.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||March 17, 2023 10:04 PM
My friend Julie is a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||March 17, 2023 10:05 PM
I'm too ashamed to share.
I still blush with shame— despite the incidents happening decades ago.
They flare up in my dreams.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||March 17, 2023 10:06 PM
R3, you think that's bad?
I dial my iPhone with a pencil.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 17, 2023 10:17 PM
People will die because of me. OK FBI SEARCH ME
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 17, 2023 11:05 PM
Sittin’ in the movie show thinkin’ nasty thoughts.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 18, 2023 8:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm playing a word game and get stuck, I'll use a word unscrambler to move to the next level.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 18, 2023 8:13 PM
I have severe depression but everyone at my work thinks I'm the most happy go lucky person, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 18, 2023 8:18 PM
My shoelace once came untied.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 18, 2023 8:23 PM
This one time, when I was 5 years old, I pocketed a small box of Mallomars from the Piggly Wiggly.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 18, 2023 8:25 PM
I'm the only one of the children in my family who knows about two half-siblings that we have through our mother. It's so fucked-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 18, 2023 8:54 PM
Do the half siblings know, R23?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 18, 2023 8:59 PM
To make things as complicated as possible, R24, one does and one doesn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 18, 2023 9:04 PM
Thank you, R23/R25. That pleases me.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 18, 2023 9:07 PM
Good to know, R26. Why, incidentally?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 18, 2023 9:09 PM
Because it muddles and complicates the situation more. It increases the interesting possibilities.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 18, 2023 9:11 PM
My mother said I'd be the death of her so many times she MADE IT COME TRUE.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 18, 2023 9:12 PM
I picked Bobby's nose in his sleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 18, 2023 9:13 PM
Well, it USED to be a secret.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 18, 2023 9:15 PM
I shit and piss in your food
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 18, 2023 9:16 PM
I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 18, 2023 9:18 PM
I did the same thing Angela Bassett did.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 18, 2023 9:26 PM
I wore white pumps two days after Labor Day in 1953 in Boston while shopping in Gilchrists.
I've been wanting to admit that ever since I went home that day and shot my husband. I understand it was in all the papers, even in Hong Kong.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 18, 2023 9:28 PM
R33 here. Sorry I forgot to sign my post.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 18, 2023 9:29 PM
Secret? R35, we all know.
What is it, about 11 times now.
Well, keep doing what you do best, I always say.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 18, 2023 9:32 PM
When I was 18 I voted for Richard Nixon. It was an act of petty rebellion.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||March 18, 2023 9:34 PM
I fucked my cousin's husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||March 18, 2023 9:39 PM
Don't have any -- my life is an open book.
Makes life a lot easier in a lot of ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||March 18, 2023 9:49 PM
R40, you're referring to 1952 when Nixon was the VP with Eisenhower, right?
We sense it.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||March 18, 2023 10:27 PM
She’s my mother AND my sister.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||March 18, 2023 10:38 PM
Once in a while, I put some Fresca on a panty shield. You can disco all night!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||March 18, 2023 11:21 PM
There's a can of allspice in my cupboard that expired, I shit you not, in august of 1960. And I have several library books that were due in 1981. I'm too embarrassed to return them.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||March 18, 2023 11:54 PM
I masturbated in the backseat on a family car trip at night.. Everyone was asleep. I had a small cooler next to me and my dad was driving. We were in a rural area so it was very dark.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||March 19, 2023 12:09 AM
I *still* can't remember when I ate corn! It's been DECADES goddammit!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||March 19, 2023 12:21 AM
R14, you can’t use that word anymore, I just learned a lot of fags don’t like it
|by Anonymous||reply 51||March 19, 2023 12:42 AM
R47 the library they came from has probably been demolished by now. Or turned into apartments or a pre-K.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 19, 2023 12:49 AM
Shortly after I turned 16 I planned to kill my mother. I stayed at her doorway several nights thinking about spiking her drink with her pain medication and helping she just overdose and not wake up. Between my mom's not so problems and my little sister and brother who also suffered from severe mental illness and issues with my dad and stepmom and just life overall I just figured if she died somebody would have to put me in a better situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||March 19, 2023 12:54 AM
Louis DeJoy gets me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||March 19, 2023 1:11 AM
I screwed my ex’s best friend. My ex had problems getting erect and would never see a doctor. He best friend had no problem of the sort and it was great.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||March 19, 2023 1:14 AM
R34 either needs a LifeTime movie made about him or he needs to be kicked off the internet and SWA T raided. Or both. Depending on how bad and fucked up what he did was.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||March 19, 2023 1:19 AM
People who say they have no secrets hide their secrets even from themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||March 19, 2023 1:31 AM
My sister insulted me in front of the entire family so I keyed her new car on the way out. It was a little crazy of me but I have no regrets. She's never asked me about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||March 19, 2023 1:40 AM
I like to sniff my boyfriend's jockstrap. He has no idea that I do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||March 19, 2023 1:51 AM
I never smoked marijuana.
I registered as a Republican because of President Ronald Reagan when I was a teen and I have never changed my party affiliation.
I befriended a kind, elderly widowed neighbor in his eighties when I was in my late teens, or maybe 20. Anyway, one night he began talking about the Andrew Crispo scandal and the death of a male model, and he started asking about sexual activity and before you know it, I pulled my pants down and my shirt up and he blew me and I ejaculated in his mouth. However I never saw him again, because he actually said "You are fat." after he finished.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||March 19, 2023 2:21 AM
It's very rude to eat a meal and then complain about the quality.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||March 19, 2023 2:35 AM
[quote] I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.
You shouldn't post that and not tell us what you did because it goes against the very premise of the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||March 19, 2023 2:37 AM
… I STEPPED on the ping pong ball!
Well I just squashed it to bits!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 19, 2023 7:25 AM
Careful you don’t get doxxed by this thread, people. It’s been known to happen on other boards after confessionals.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||March 19, 2023 12:12 PM
like when Rose's naive but much more world-wise daughter wanted to share her deepest, darkest secrets with her?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||March 19, 2023 12:37 PM
Who would have thought that DLers' deepest, darkest secrets would be so tawdry?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||March 19, 2023 1:28 PM
I stole a Tina Turner's watch from my neighbor.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||March 19, 2023 1:38 PM
i do not have the guts to kill myself
|by Anonymous||reply 69||March 19, 2023 1:47 PM
Maybe you could get some help for that, you little trolling turd.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||March 19, 2023 2:08 PM
What R69 is all about:
Data Lounge is My Family ♥️♥️♥️
Cultural Appropriation the appropriations of the romans and the greeks by the christians
Cultural Appropriation the muslim killed everyone in the middle east n stole their cultures
Cultural Appropriation op, drop dead murderers
Diplo comes out as having received blowjobs from men before R25- go eat the straight guys cum out of the vaginas, David Geffen, u failed woman
|by Anonymous||reply 71||March 19, 2023 2:09 PM
OP, I was the same way. But after I would steal I would feel really bad so I stopped. Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||March 19, 2023 2:29 PM
For three months when I was 16 I had sex with my dad's best friend until he suddenly died of a heart attack. No one ever found out.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||March 19, 2023 2:48 PM
Not a secret OP. Everybody knew.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||March 19, 2023 3:23 PM
I’m too ashamed to post it.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||March 19, 2023 3:28 PM
R73 fucked a guy to death????? we can't just skate over that
|by Anonymous||reply 76||March 19, 2023 3:30 PM
[Quote]Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.
Damn, I was hoping you'd help me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||March 19, 2023 3:40 PM
r76 no he died of a heart attack not with me. But I found out when my dad told me.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||March 19, 2023 4:17 PM
Were they fucking, too? Damn, y'all crazy!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 19, 2023 4:48 PM
Was your dad fucking you when he told you? Is that what you're saying?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||March 19, 2023 4:49 PM