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What's your deepest, darkest secret?

I was a serial thief as a child. Mostly small things like stuff from the teacher's drawer, the school donation box, cheap jewelry and stationery items from department stores, money from my drunk father's pockets.

I was never caught or questioned, but I stopped stealing when I was about ten. I don't know why I stopped; the urge just wasn't there anymore.

I know that's not a very scandalous secret, but I've led a dull life.

What's your secret?

by Anonymousreply 80March 19, 2023 4:49 PM

my bussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 1March 17, 2023 10:01 PM

I drain my pasta.

by Anonymousreply 2March 17, 2023 10:02 PM

I dial a rotary phone with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 3March 17, 2023 10:04 PM

I actually bought Janet Jackson CDs.

by Anonymousreply 4March 17, 2023 10:04 PM

My friend Julie is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 5March 17, 2023 10:05 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 6March 17, 2023 10:06 PM

I'm too ashamed to share.

I still blush with shame— despite the incidents happening decades ago.

They flare up in my dreams.

by Anonymousreply 7March 17, 2023 10:06 PM

R1 stole my answer!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8March 17, 2023 10:08 PM

I drain pasta.

by Anonymousreply 9March 17, 2023 10:13 PM

I'm actually into guys.

by Anonymousreply 10March 17, 2023 10:14 PM

R3, you think that's bad?

I dial my iPhone with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 11March 17, 2023 10:17 PM

I like red

by Anonymousreply 12March 17, 2023 10:31 PM

R9, are you also R2?

by Anonymousreply 13March 17, 2023 10:36 PM

I'm a fag

by Anonymousreply 14March 17, 2023 10:38 PM

I hate crocs

by Anonymousreply 15March 17, 2023 11:00 PM

I eat raw cookie dough

by Anonymousreply 16March 17, 2023 11:01 PM

People will die because of me. OK FBI SEARCH ME

by Anonymousreply 17March 17, 2023 11:05 PM

Sittin’ in the movie show thinkin’ nasty thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 18March 18, 2023 8:09 PM

Sometimes when I'm playing a word game and get stuck, I'll use a word unscrambler to move to the next level.

by Anonymousreply 19March 18, 2023 8:13 PM

I have severe depression but everyone at my work thinks I'm the most happy go lucky person, etc.

by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2023 8:18 PM

My shoelace once came untied.

by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2023 8:23 PM

This one time, when I was 5 years old, I pocketed a small box of Mallomars from the Piggly Wiggly.

by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2023 8:25 PM

I'm the only one of the children in my family who knows about two half-siblings that we have through our mother. It's so fucked-up.

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2023 8:54 PM

Do the half siblings know, R23?

by Anonymousreply 24March 18, 2023 8:59 PM

To make things as complicated as possible, R24, one does and one doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 25March 18, 2023 9:04 PM

Thank you, R23/R25. That pleases me.

by Anonymousreply 26March 18, 2023 9:07 PM

Good to know, R26. Why, incidentally?

by Anonymousreply 27March 18, 2023 9:09 PM

Because it muddles and complicates the situation more. It increases the interesting possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 28March 18, 2023 9:11 PM

My mother said I'd be the death of her so many times she MADE IT COME TRUE.

by Anonymousreply 29March 18, 2023 9:12 PM

I picked Bobby's nose in his sleep.

by Anonymousreply 30March 18, 2023 9:13 PM

I got knotted by a dog.

by Anonymousreply 31March 18, 2023 9:15 PM

Well, it USED to be a secret.

by Anonymousreply 32March 18, 2023 9:15 PM

I shit and piss in your food

by Anonymousreply 33March 18, 2023 9:16 PM

I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 34March 18, 2023 9:18 PM

I did the same thing Angela Bassett did.

by Anonymousreply 35March 18, 2023 9:26 PM

I wore white pumps two days after Labor Day in 1953 in Boston while shopping in Gilchrists.

I've been wanting to admit that ever since I went home that day and shot my husband. I understand it was in all the papers, even in Hong Kong.

by Anonymousreply 36March 18, 2023 9:28 PM

R33 here. Sorry I forgot to sign my post.

by Anonymousreply 37March 18, 2023 9:29 PM

R34 What was it?

by Anonymousreply 38March 18, 2023 9:30 PM

Secret? R35, we all know.

What is it, about 11 times now.

Well, keep doing what you do best, I always say.

by Anonymousreply 39March 18, 2023 9:32 PM

When I was 18 I voted for Richard Nixon. It was an act of petty rebellion.

by Anonymousreply 40March 18, 2023 9:34 PM

I don't know you, R40.

by Anonymousreply 41March 18, 2023 9:35 PM

I fucked my cousin's husband.

by Anonymousreply 42March 18, 2023 9:39 PM

Don't have any -- my life is an open book.

Makes life a lot easier in a lot of ways.

by Anonymousreply 43March 18, 2023 9:49 PM

R40, you're referring to 1952 when Nixon was the VP with Eisenhower, right?

We sense it.

by Anonymousreply 44March 18, 2023 10:27 PM

She’s my mother AND my sister.

by Anonymousreply 45March 18, 2023 10:38 PM

Once in a while, I put some Fresca on a panty shield. You can disco all night!

by Anonymousreply 46March 18, 2023 11:21 PM

There's a can of allspice in my cupboard that expired, I shit you not, in august of 1960. And I have several library books that were due in 1981. I'm too embarrassed to return them.

by Anonymousreply 47March 18, 2023 11:54 PM

I masturbated in the backseat on a family car trip at night.. Everyone was asleep. I had a small cooler next to me and my dad was driving. We were in a rural area so it was very dark.

by Anonymousreply 48March 19, 2023 12:09 AM

I've never bottomed.

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2023 12:15 AM

I *still* can't remember when I ate corn! It's been DECADES goddammit!

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2023 12:21 AM

R14, you can’t use that word anymore, I just learned a lot of fags don’t like it

by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2023 12:42 AM

R47 the library they came from has probably been demolished by now. Or turned into apartments or a pre-K.

by Anonymousreply 52March 19, 2023 12:49 AM

Shortly after I turned 16 I planned to kill my mother. I stayed at her doorway several nights thinking about spiking her drink with her pain medication and helping she just overdose and not wake up. Between my mom's not so problems and my little sister and brother who also suffered from severe mental illness and issues with my dad and stepmom and just life overall I just figured if she died somebody would have to put me in a better situation.

by Anonymousreply 53March 19, 2023 12:54 AM

Eek, r53.

I like crocs.

by Anonymousreply 54March 19, 2023 1:03 AM

Louis DeJoy gets me hard.

by Anonymousreply 55March 19, 2023 1:11 AM

I screwed my ex’s best friend. My ex had problems getting erect and would never see a doctor. He best friend had no problem of the sort and it was great.

by Anonymousreply 56March 19, 2023 1:14 AM

R34 either needs a LifeTime movie made about him or he needs to be kicked off the internet and SWA T raided. Or both. Depending on how bad and fucked up what he did was.

by Anonymousreply 57March 19, 2023 1:19 AM

People who say they have no secrets hide their secrets even from themselves.

by Anonymousreply 58March 19, 2023 1:31 AM

My sister insulted me in front of the entire family so I keyed her new car on the way out. It was a little crazy of me but I have no regrets. She's never asked me about it.

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2023 1:40 AM

I like to sniff my boyfriend's jockstrap. He has no idea that I do it.

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2023 1:51 AM

I never smoked marijuana.

I registered as a Republican because of President Ronald Reagan when I was a teen and I have never changed my party affiliation.

I befriended a kind, elderly widowed neighbor in his eighties when I was in my late teens, or maybe 20. Anyway, one night he began talking about the Andrew Crispo scandal and the death of a male model, and he started asking about sexual activity and before you know it, I pulled my pants down and my shirt up and he blew me and I ejaculated in his mouth. However I never saw him again, because he actually said "You are fat." after he finished.

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2023 2:21 AM

It's very rude to eat a meal and then complain about the quality.

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2023 2:35 AM

[quote] I did something once that is one of the things you don't even write on a piece of paper in a locked, shuttered room and immediately burn in the fireplace afterwards.

You shouldn't post that and not tell us what you did because it goes against the very premise of the thread.

by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2023 2:37 AM

… I STEPPED on the ping pong ball!

Well I just squashed it to bits!

by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2023 7:25 AM

Careful you don’t get doxxed by this thread, people. It’s been known to happen on other boards after confessionals.

by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2023 12:12 PM

like when Rose's naive but much more world-wise daughter wanted to share her deepest, darkest secrets with her?

by Anonymousreply 66March 19, 2023 12:37 PM

Who would have thought that DLers' deepest, darkest secrets would be so tawdry?

by Anonymousreply 67March 19, 2023 1:28 PM

I stole a Tina Turner's watch from my neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 68March 19, 2023 1:38 PM

i do not have the guts to kill myself

by Anonymousreply 69March 19, 2023 1:47 PM

Pity, R69.

Maybe you could get some help for that, you little trolling turd.

by Anonymousreply 70March 19, 2023 2:08 PM

What R69 is all about:

Data Lounge is My Family ♥️♥️♥️

Cultural Appropriation the appropriations of the romans and the greeks by the christians

Cultural Appropriation the muslim killed everyone in the middle east n stole their cultures

Cultural Appropriation op, drop dead murderers

Diplo comes out as having received blowjobs from men before R25- go eat the straight guys cum out of the vaginas, David Geffen, u failed woman

by Anonymousreply 71March 19, 2023 2:09 PM

OP, I was the same way. But after I would steal I would feel really bad so I stopped. Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.

by Anonymousreply 72March 19, 2023 2:29 PM

For three months when I was 16 I had sex with my dad's best friend until he suddenly died of a heart attack. No one ever found out.

by Anonymousreply 73March 19, 2023 2:48 PM

Not a secret OP. Everybody knew.

by Anonymousreply 74March 19, 2023 3:23 PM

I’m too ashamed to post it.

by Anonymousreply 75March 19, 2023 3:28 PM

R73 fucked a guy to death????? we can't just skate over that

by Anonymousreply 76March 19, 2023 3:30 PM

[Quote]Taking anything that's not mine, no matter how small bothers me.

Damn, I was hoping you'd help me out.

by Anonymousreply 77March 19, 2023 3:40 PM

r76 no he died of a heart attack not with me. But I found out when my dad told me.

by Anonymousreply 78March 19, 2023 4:17 PM

Were they fucking, too? Damn, y'all crazy!

by Anonymousreply 79March 19, 2023 4:48 PM

Was your dad fucking you when he told you? Is that what you're saying?

by Anonymousreply 80March 19, 2023 4:49 PM
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