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Let's Be Punny Dirty Book Titles

There is a poster on the Classics thread who has created a riotous list of punny/dirty book titles for his fellow adults on this board.

Can any of you add to this uproarious list? How would you diagnose his sense of humor?

[bold][italic]The Old Man and the Twink

Slave Under My Desk

Two in the ass is worth more than one in the pussy

Qym with a finger

My Pussy, My Friend by Margaret Snatcher

by Anonymousreply 3March 17, 2023 8:49 PM

Fucking hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 1March 17, 2023 5:17 PM

How Red Was My Valley

by Anonymousreply 2March 17, 2023 6:33 PM

He stole my cherry and my money

by Anonymousreply 3March 17, 2023 8:49 PM
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