What is the diagnosis?
Dark green feces and unexplained bruises that appear out of nowhere
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 22, 2023 4:59 PM|
Too much grape soda.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||March 17, 2023 12:51 PM|
Green beer and a poltergeist.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||March 17, 2023 12:52 PM|
Your parasitic twin is attempting to break free.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||March 17, 2023 12:53 PM|
Unexplained bruising is not something to mess with. I was covered in bruises for months, mostly below the waist but some around the torso (no, not party bruises). I just kept thinking," Something isn't right." Turns out I had no platelets because of a.bone marrow cancer that was causing my inability to produce blood.
Don't want to be overly dramatic but that was my experience. Discoloration in bowel movements can indicate GI issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||March 17, 2023 12:57 PM|
You drink a lot of booze?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||March 17, 2023 12:58 PM|
Mayo Clinic: Easy bruising sometimes indicates a serious underlying condition, such as a blood-clotting problem or a blood disease. See your health care provider if you: Have frequent, large bruises, especially if your bruises appear on your trunk, back or face or seem to develop for no known reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||March 17, 2023 1:00 PM|
Can I have your stuff?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||March 17, 2023 1:21 PM|
You got anally raped by a Leprechaun. Happy St. Patrick's day!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||March 17, 2023 1:26 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||March 17, 2023 1:28 PM|
Don't feed the troll. Her other "contribution" as an OP:
[quote]I was just diagnosed pre-diabetic. I can't believe it. I don't understand it. I'm 30 y.o., 5'8.5" and 135 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||March 17, 2023 1:35 PM|
Well, you're seeking medical treatment over Datalounge, so clearly there are cognitive issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 17, 2023 1:37 PM|
R11 speaks truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||March 17, 2023 1:41 PM|
R11, she's pretending to seek a "diagnosis," which is worse.
But from the symptoms and especially the behavior, we all can see the OP is a zombie.
And apparently proud of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||March 17, 2023 1:47 PM|
OP, do you take any form of iron?
Iron meds often turn bms dark green.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||March 17, 2023 1:50 PM|
Have you been Touched by a Martian?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||March 17, 2023 1:55 PM|
Have you been eating spinach or other dark, leafy greens lately?
Aspirin and some NSAIDs can cause bruising - also frequent consumption of alcohol.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||March 17, 2023 2:05 PM|
Are your affairs in order?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 17, 2023 2:06 PM|
I have that too.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 17, 2023 2:14 PM|
Don't worry, maybe they're not yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 17, 2023 2:15 PM|
Diagnosis: revolting troll
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 17, 2023 2:17 PM|
Did you get the jab, OP? It's the jab, killing you from the inside out. Here's what you need to do: go get some baking soda and Epsom salt to remove the radiation that has leeched into your body from the "vaccine". Put them into your bathwater for the next four months, diligently! Also purchase some bentonite clay. You'll be eating this as it will pull that poison right out of your body! Now lastly, every other bath, add a full cup of Borax soap powder to your bath. It will help kill the nanotechnology that B!ll G@tes put in the "vaccine".
If you do this, OP, you'll be feeling better real soon!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 17, 2023 2:50 PM|
Was it a WAVE of dark green feces? Sounds like you're at the Bellagio for St. Patrick's day. Pick your cloth purse up off the floor!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 17, 2023 3:05 PM|
But was it 'grape' grape, R1?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 17, 2023 3:09 PM|
You’re clearly a hobbit bottom who’s been stealing leafy vegetables from farmer Maggot’s crop, tussling with his dogs, then nearly rolling off cliffs. Your slut trench is clean enough, you fool of a Took.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 17, 2023 3:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 17, 2023 3:25 PM|
Liver issues can cause poop discoloration. Get your liver levels checked. Not sure about the bruising. Get yourself checked out!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 17, 2023 3:29 PM|
Drinking alcohol, being anemic, malnutrition, vitamin B12 and other vitamin deficiencies such as vitamin c and vitamin K, and:
[quote] Even over-the-counter supplements such as garlic, ginkgo, ginseng and fish oil can inhibit normal platelet function and cause bruising
Take a look at your diet and habits.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 17, 2023 3:39 PM|
A probable cause
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 17, 2023 4:05 PM|
I misread this as dark green faces, & assumed you were being haunted.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 17, 2023 4:06 PM|
Everyone's poop is green on St Pat's Day, silly!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 17, 2023 4:07 PM|
This is just OP's St. Patrick's Day lark, a bit of a prank and joke, let's all chill a bit, lads. Top of the Mornin to Ye from down here on Turty-Turd and Turd!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 17, 2023 4:25 PM|
R10 oh we got a skinny bitch?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 17, 2023 4:30 PM|
I hope you get better soon. Here is a database to check things out. Herbal remedies sold in health food stores can also be a major factor because they are unregulated.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 17, 2023 4:37 PM|
If you don’t want it on your insurance request a test is a good option.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 17, 2023 4:39 PM|
I drank 2 big glasses of Sonic's Ocean Water™ and my poop turned a bright blue 🔵
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 17, 2023 4:46 PM|
When I was a kid Boo Berry cereal would turn my shits a deep blue-green color.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 17, 2023 4:48 PM|
I like blue (feces)
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 17, 2023 4:56 PM|
Eat the green until it comes out brown.
Like you usually do, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 17, 2023 5:07 PM|
Not enough warm semen shot straight up your ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 17, 2023 5:14 PM|
OP I'm dealing with absorption issues in my small intestine. We don't yet know the cause, but I am telling you get to the doctor and get checked out. Tell them you want a full blood panel as part of any exam. I'm guessing you have vitamin deficiencies and a low red cell count, so probably anemia, but once they verify that, they have to find out what caused it. Do not procrastinate. Get moving.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||March 17, 2023 5:21 PM|
R40 here. By absorption issues I mean that nutrients are not getting absorbed. The result can be vitamin deficiencies and iron deficiency and low red cell blood count. It means your body is doing the opposite of what it should.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||March 17, 2023 5:23 PM|
Black licorice makes your poop bright green.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||March 17, 2023 6:23 PM|
Green feces on St. Patrick's Day? I'm so proud of you!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||March 17, 2023 6:52 PM|
R6 one of the unexplained bruises appeared on my eye area. It was the weirdest goddamn thing. It literally looked as if I had been punched in the eye (I hadn't).
R5 yes, I've had a chronic alcohol dependency issue for about 3 years
|by Anonymous||reply 44||March 22, 2023 1:02 PM|
Red M&M’s turn your poop purple.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||March 22, 2023 1:06 PM|
[quote]I've had a chronic alcohol dependency issue for about 3 years
Well, there you go:
|by Anonymous||reply 46||March 22, 2023 1:49 PM|
You have synistic coprovert.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||March 22, 2023 1:52 PM|
A flood of DARK GREEN FECES
|by Anonymous||reply 48||March 22, 2023 1:56 PM|
And I mean the REAL PLAGUE.
As in Black Death. Excuse me, I mean POC Death. 17th century style or for those real retros, 14th or 16th century style. Talk about your mid centuries.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||March 22, 2023 2:18 PM|
Doo doo feces.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||March 22, 2023 2:43 PM|
OP, stop procrastinating and get to a doctor. Something is wrong. Very wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||March 22, 2023 3:21 PM|
Have a dozen or so hot, fit, straight guys run a train on you and dump in you. Should clear this problem up.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 22, 2023 4:59 PM|