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Is it rude to eat an airplane?


by Anonymousreply 5March 17, 2023 6:20 PM

Mein fat Fuhrer.

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by Anonymousreply 1March 16, 2023 10:38 PM

I would eat a private jet. I'm on a diet!

by Anonymousreply 2March 16, 2023 10:42 PM

And stay tuned for "Whale 2: Unleashed,"

"Whale 3: He Touched My Ass" and

"Whale Four-Square: No One Is as Big as God."

by Anonymousreply 3March 16, 2023 10:54 PM

I simply ADORE airplanes, but I could never eat a whole one.

by Anonymousreply 4March 16, 2023 10:55 PM

Try pooping an airplane!

by Anonymousreply 5March 17, 2023 6:20 PM
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