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There’s a Special Place in Hell for _________

people who use books as coasters.

by Anonymousreply 79March 17, 2023 8:44 PM

People who use speakerphone in public places.

by Anonymousreply 1March 16, 2023 12:07 PM

Animal abusers.

by Anonymousreply 2March 16, 2023 12:49 PM

Whomever is responsible for apps that log you out randomly and always at the most inconvenient time....(like when you're at the register paying)

by Anonymousreply 3March 16, 2023 12:52 PM

People who stand around in a busy supermarket chatting or talking on the phone. Why they can't do that outside out of the way of everyone else trying to shop, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 4March 16, 2023 12:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 5March 16, 2023 12:52 PM

OPs who lack humor in their posts and R1's who debase the R1 position by jumping in with a stupid contribution rather than reading the OP for filth.

by Anonymousreply 6March 16, 2023 12:53 PM

wallpaper on the ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 7March 16, 2023 12:54 PM

Drivers who aggressively tailgate the second they get behind another car.

by Anonymousreply 8March 16, 2023 12:56 PM

People who dawdle on busy sidewalks.

by Anonymousreply 9March 16, 2023 12:58 PM

Whoever supports labyrinthine customer service automations.

by Anonymousreply 10March 16, 2023 1:01 PM

People who walk s-l-o-w-l-y and shoulder-to-shoulder taking up the entire bike path.

Same for people with dogs on leashes that have the leash across the entire bike bath.

by Anonymousreply 11March 16, 2023 1:03 PM

People who say they “could care less” when they mean they “could NOT care less”.

by Anonymousreply 12March 16, 2023 1:04 PM

Donald J Cunt

by Anonymousreply 13March 16, 2023 1:04 PM

A heck of a lot of Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 14March 16, 2023 1:10 PM

Houseguests who offer what THEY would do about minor problems you never noticed. “You know you can get the lichen off that tree trunk by mixing saltpeter with kerosene” Same for dinner guests who are mediocre cooks but feel comfortable editorializing their free meal. “I use a bit of red wine in my stew if you want to cut back on tomato.”

by Anonymousreply 15March 16, 2023 1:10 PM

Lady Gaga.

by Anonymousreply 16March 16, 2023 1:19 PM

People who don’t know when to use loose versus lose when they write something.

by Anonymousreply 17March 16, 2023 1:24 PM

People who ask questions about things that are none of their business.

Like "So how much do you make from doing that?"

by Anonymousreply 18March 16, 2023 1:40 PM

Anti Trans trolls. It's a place where they go through gender reassignment surgery against their will without anesthesia over and over again for all eternity.

by Anonymousreply 19March 16, 2023 1:56 PM

Sanctimonious, rage-wanking one-issue trolls like R19.

by Anonymousreply 20March 16, 2023 3:04 PM

So like Groundhog Day filmed in Iran, R19?

by Anonymousreply 21March 16, 2023 6:46 PM

The person who invented Aluminum/Vinyl siding.

by Anonymousreply 22March 16, 2023 7:48 PM

Anyone who fights against raising the minimum wage using greasy, disingenuous talking points about how poor 'ol business owners are just barely scraping by and couldn't possibly pay their employees 30k a year. Fuck you and your whore mothers. Satan has a special lake of diarrhea for you greedy cunts.

by Anonymousreply 23March 16, 2023 7:56 PM

…people who keep making Paul Mescal threads.

by Anonymousreply 24March 16, 2023 7:59 PM

[quote]Whomever is responsible for

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 25March 16, 2023 8:01 PM

the Kardashians and Paris Hilton.

by Anonymousreply 26March 16, 2023 9:57 PM

People who say "Beep Beep!" when they approach you with their shopping cart.

by Anonymousreply 27March 16, 2023 10:03 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis.

by Anonymousreply 28March 16, 2023 10:04 PM

People who finger your taint!

by Anonymousreply 29March 16, 2023 10:05 PM

[quote] Whomever is responsible for apps

Whoever misuses "whomever."

by Anonymousreply 30March 16, 2023 10:07 PM

People who mistreat and neglect their pets. I don't think about a lot because its so upsetting to think that people can be that cruel and that right now animals are suffering. I know, Mary! But it is upsetting.

by Anonymousreply 31March 16, 2023 10:18 PM

People who say “irregardless”.

by Anonymousreply 32March 16, 2023 11:00 PM

Scum like this pig (a former VA social worker) who falsely claim they were in the military and further claim they were disabled as a result. I would absolutely volunteer to permanently and truly disable these liars, so they would know what it's really like to be broken and in pain. I HATE these lying grifters.

Here's an extract from the linked article about her conviction and sentencing.

[quote]East Greenwich resident Sarah Cavanaugh, 32, was sentenced Tuesday to 70 months, or just under 6 years, in federal prison. Cavanaugh pled guilty in August to wire fraud, identity theft, forged military discharge certificates, and fraudulent use of military medals. U.S. District Court Chief Judge John J. McConnell Jr. remanded Cavanaugh into custody immediately following her sentencing.

McConnell said the fraud perpetrated was the “worst kind of victimization” and “beyond comprehension.”

Cavanaugh, a former licensed social worker employed by the Dept. of Veterans Affairs at the Providence Veterans Affairs Medical Center, falsely claimed to be a corporal in the Marine Corps. In addition, she claimed to be suffering from cancer that originated from exposure to burn pit sights in Iraq and Afghanistan and that she was dealing with PTSD from an IED blast. She went as far as to tell people at her gym that she was so wounded from her time in the military that she had trouble tying her shoes, which many routinely did for her.

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by Anonymousreply 33March 16, 2023 11:16 PM

Those who tell me I'm going there.

by Anonymousreply 34March 16, 2023 11:17 PM

People who use coasters as books.

by Anonymousreply 35March 16, 2023 11:25 PM

People who constantly tear down others

by Anonymousreply 36March 16, 2023 11:30 PM

R11 Don't you have a bell?

by Anonymousreply 37March 16, 2023 11:32 PM

The cretin posting all the Jamie Lee Curtis threads.

by Anonymousreply 38March 16, 2023 11:44 PM

Clarence and Ginny Thomas

Animal abusers

Noisy chewers

by Anonymousreply 39March 17, 2023 12:27 AM

... people who use phrases like "Touch grass" or "You need to sit with that for a while."

by Anonymousreply 40March 17, 2023 12:28 AM

[quote][R11] Don't you have a bell?

He should. If you saw him you'd swear it was Quasimodo.

by Anonymousreply 41March 17, 2023 12:41 AM

People using the fragment "end of."

Or, "I can't," "let that sink in," and "full stop."

by Anonymousreply 42March 17, 2023 12:42 AM

---the giant, mother fucker-sized SUVs whose drivers predictably enter a highway and plop themselves always in the passing lane blocking traffic behind them and going no faster than 35 mph -- until they decide to want to pass and merge in the right lane right in front of you, immediately, at the very last moment before your upcoming exit on the right.

by Anonymousreply 43March 17, 2023 4:07 AM

Monolingual people who make fun of non-native speakers trying to learn their language.

by Anonymousreply 44March 17, 2023 4:27 AM

What is your native language, r44?

by Anonymousreply 45March 17, 2023 4:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 46March 17, 2023 5:03 AM

White Cracker Jimmy Carter

by Anonymousreply 47March 17, 2023 5:06 AM

Idiot Trolls ^

by Anonymousreply 48March 17, 2023 5:08 AM

^^ Fascist thought police

by Anonymousreply 49March 17, 2023 5:10 AM

Drivers in front of you who doodle-doodle-doodle along until they see a yellow light and then gun it — leaving YOU at the red light.

by Anonymousreply 50March 17, 2023 5:10 AM

^Look who's R49 talking about fascism....

by Anonymousreply 51March 17, 2023 5:12 AM


Unfortunately, they'll feel even more special

by Anonymousreply 52March 17, 2023 5:12 AM

Did someone call me.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 17, 2023 5:14 AM

Crap, messed up my post by repeating the punchline. Guess I get my own special place

by Anonymousreply 54March 17, 2023 5:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 55March 17, 2023 5:18 AM

Fox "News"

by Anonymousreply 56March 17, 2023 5:19 AM

People who cruise like they're being showcased in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in the passing lane.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 17, 2023 5:34 AM

Those who use "joy" in phrases like "trans joy" or "black boy joy."

Bitch, I'm gay and we never had to pump ourselves up via external validation with phrases like "gay boy joy" or "lesbian joy."

by Anonymousreply 58March 17, 2023 5:46 AM



Nigger Faggots

by Anonymousreply 59March 17, 2023 5:50 AM

People who ask if you're working hard or hardly working.

by Anonymousreply 60March 17, 2023 5:52 AM

bottoms with giant cocks.

by Anonymousreply 61March 17, 2023 5:58 AM

Grown men who eat well done steak with ketchup.

by Anonymousreply 62March 17, 2023 6:14 AM

Is it okay if they eat it rare with ketchup though, R62?

by Anonymousreply 63March 17, 2023 6:17 AM

R63 yes

by Anonymousreply 64March 17, 2023 6:19 AM

Prissy fussbudgets.

Oh wait... that's everyone on this thread...

by Anonymousreply 65March 17, 2023 6:24 AM

One who doesn’t clutch pearls. Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 66March 17, 2023 6:31 AM

Lazy entitled fucks who don't want to work because they are sticking it to the man, who stuck it to their parents and grandparents... all from the safe spaces of their parents basements, which they rarely leave.

And the parents that created these monsters.

by Anonymousreply 67March 17, 2023 6:43 AM

Trolls, like the last 10 posts.

by Anonymousreply 68March 17, 2023 6:50 AM

Paper towel manufacturers who don't perforate the rolls properly, so you get six sheets when you only wanted one.

by Anonymousreply 69March 17, 2023 6:57 AM

The designers of this year’s trashy Oscar gowns that looked like they were fished out of a dumpster behind Hot Topic.

by Anonymousreply 70March 17, 2023 7:00 AM

... people who don't return the grocery cart to the corral and instead just leave it there in the parking lot, which not only blocks a potential parking space for someone else but can also cause damage to nearby cars if a gust of wind blows it into one. Been there, done that.

by Anonymousreply 71March 17, 2023 7:10 AM

Well, more like it was done to ME.

by Anonymousreply 72March 17, 2023 7:10 AM

The subject of this thread: "Minnesota Republican: 'I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry'", who also is known for assaulting his 14 year old daughter.

Rot in Hell, fucker!

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by Anonymousreply 73March 17, 2023 11:51 AM

Kari "I'm Really in Heaven" Lake [of Fire]

by Anonymousreply 74March 17, 2023 5:05 PM

People who use corporate speak and change verbs to nouns, such as "What is the ask?". Ask is a verb, not a noun. Better to say "What is the request", or "what is the question"........

by Anonymousreply 75March 17, 2023 5:39 PM

Those who let their dogs bark outside.

by Anonymousreply 76March 17, 2023 6:01 PM

anyone who like disco music in the 1970's

by Anonymousreply 77March 17, 2023 6:11 PM

That was everybody.

by Anonymousreply 78March 17, 2023 6:13 PM

People with over 200 items who s-l-o-w-l-y use the self-checkout at the grocery store.

People with 50 items who use the "15 Items or Fewer" line at the grocery store.

People who will announce, "Oh, I forgot something!" while in line at the grocery store and then go wandering off, expecting everyone to wait until they have returned to be checked out next.

People in front of me at the grocery store who either pay with a check or question every price, claiming it was cheaper, requiring the cashier to send someone to go check.

by Anonymousreply 79March 17, 2023 8:44 PM
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