What classics are actually good, enjoyable reads?

Jane Eyre - Emily Bronte

Around the World in 80 Days - Jules Verne

Gargantua and Pantagruel -- especially when inventing the arsewipe - Rabelais

Emma - Jane Austen

for starters

for starters

oops, sorry for the redundancy.

Grapes of Wrath is very good.

I remember liking Wuthering Heights. I don't remember what it was about.

The first classic I ever read was Jane Eyre — had to read it in junior high. I’ve read tons of other classics since then but that was an easy read as far as classics go.

Ahaha here's a review of Wuthering Heights when it came out in 1847:

Graham's Lady Magazine wrote: "How a human being could have attempted such a book as the present without committing suicide before he had finished a dozen chapters, is a mystery. It is a compound of vulgar depravity and unnatural horrors"

Classics are not "reads," Philistine.

Define "classic" OP. Plenty of the 20th century ones are, and even some late 19th century. But the further back you go the harder it is, no matter who did the translation or the abridgement.

Anything that has seen the Classics Illustrated or graphic novel treatment should be easier, and you may want to watch the movie first just to get images of the characters.

Idk if Sherlock Homes counts, but that was readable. I'd love to read Don Quixote but it was just not readable for me. I mean I understood about 90% of everything but it took me like twice as long at least lol.

Charlotte Bronte wrote Jane Eyre. Emily Bronte wrote Wuthering Heights.

I detested Wuthering Heights.

Hey uh R7 go suck a tailpipe.

They are “reads” just like any other fiction, snob. Nobody thought of them as being highbrow at the time. Just the opposite.

Heart of Darkness is very enjoyable

A Room with a View by E.M. Forster

Anna Karenina is a page turner.

War and Peace is too, but you have to get through the (very readable, interesting and gossipy) multiple character introductions before the book really takes off. That takes about 50 pages. But when it does take off, it is unputdownable from that point forward.

The Leopard

R15 why is it so compelling?

Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe

East of Eden. Steinbeck is easy to read; my 14 year old read many of his short stories which are enjoyable too.

r17 Well, I didn't know too much about the story at all when I read it (at 15 or so) and I remember, to my relative shock, that I stayed up all night reading it. I just kept thinking, just a few more pages, then I'll turn the light out, over and over, and then suddenly the sun was up. I basically finished it in 24 hours without ever setting out to do so.

And to think I only picked it up because I thought it was a boring "ought to" read, and it was the summer vac. so I had some time. It was absolutely great.

I was delightfully surprised that Crime and Punishment was such an enjoyable read. It took me 3 days to read

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

The Picture of Dorian Gray

The Manchurian Candidate

Advise and Consent

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Is Giovanni's Room considered a classic?

Tender is the Night A Moveable Feast!

at r20 I'm referring to Anna Karenina. War and Peace was also a fast read, but a much longer book. Loved them both.

Also seconding the poster who mentioned Crime and Punishment. which is absolutely fantastic.

A Moveable Feast

The Bell Jar

Barry Lyndon. A very, very good book and an excellent movie as well. Once is not enough, by Jaqueline Susann. A really good book, you won't be sorry if you read it.

The Stranger by Albert Camus was a fairly easy, enjoyable book... I thought I would have a hard time with any book belonging to the fancy-named genre"French Existentialism" but it was an easy read.

OP, sometimes a good place to start is wit. Try reading the essays of Mark Twain. I also agree on Steinbeck. I also happen to love Willa Cather.

For those of you who love Crime and Punishment, you'll adore The Brothers Karamazov.

The Outsider. I read in 9th grade

Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier

I've heard that so many times, r33, and I've still yet to read it. Thank you for the reminder. That's my next read.

R20 you were 15. Reread it again and let us know if it's still great.

Agree with The Picture of Dorian Gray. It's entertaining and super gay!

Dostoevsky is what makes me see heart in Russia.

I loved reading fiction when I was a kid. I would devour books all up to high-school. However after over 10 years of higher learning, reading has now almost become a chore for me. Since I finished my studies, I haven't been able to aenjoy a good read. It's been almost a year.

The Three Musketeers, which is many times better than any of the film or TV adaptations.

Madame Bovary

Mrs. Dalloway

The Great Gatsby

Gone With the Wind

Lord of the fries

"Finnegan's Wake"

And it's traditional, OP, to tear out each page when you finish it and eat it.

Start tonight.

Orwell’s 1984 is extremely readable.

Great Gatsby is really beautiful prose.

Another total pageturner is The Moonstne by Wilkie Collins. The first 'detective mystery' style book. Having said that, it really is just a "pageturner" because it uses hooks on every page. It doesn't have the lyricism or insight of the others I mentioned.

Still good, though. Gladstone apparently skipped an official dinner as Prime Minister because he couldn't put it down, having started it in the bath before said dinner.

Animal Farm, Shane and Slaughterhouse Five

I remember reading Gatsby in high school and hating it, but then I read it a few years ago and found it profoundly moving.

Similarly, I disliked 1984 in HS, but read it a few years back and found it riveting.

In contrast, I loved Brave New World when I was young, but tried reading it a few years back and found myself losing interest and ended up not bothering to finish reading it.

Re Wilkie Collins, mentioned @ R48: Not long ago I read a short story of his - "The Biter Bit" - and it was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

It's so delightfully sarcastic, I found myself laughing out loud.

I like and appreciate The Great Gatsby, but I enjoy The Beautiful and the Damned more. It may be “simpler” in some ways, but I think it is an easier read, more direct themes, and more enjoyable.

Brideshead Revisited is a simply gorgeous, poignant, read. Waugh at his very best.

The Age of Innocence and The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton.

My ex-wife Aunt Esther left in her LA Jolla home the entire Edith Wharton collection (1st edition-signed) plus Bram Stoker Dracula& Mary Shelley Frankenstein and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde(RLS-all 1st editions hardbacks).

I thought OP was asking for opinions on page turners and enjoyable reads not random classics

The Wizard of Oz

I enjoyed Booth Tarkington's "The Magnificent Ambersons" for the same reasons I enjoyed the Welles film- except for the film's flawed happy ending. It was interesting to see how the novel finishes off the fate of George Amberson. If you liked the movie, you should check it out.

Anything by Jack London. Hatchet, White Fang, Call of the Wild, etc. Very quick reads, middle school-level prose.

Great Expectations

Anna Karenina

War and Peace

Anthony Trollope's novels

The Woman in White

The Man in the Iron Mask

Kristin Lavransdatter

L.P. Hartley's The Go-between. It's beautiful and ruthless and cruel. For or non-UK readers, it deals with class, and you must remember this if anything confuses you. Also try We by Zamyatin. A perfect dystopian novel in 140 pages. Huxley and Orwell seem poor writers in comparison.

R1 Gargantua & Pantagruel is hilarious & that passage is indeed the apex.

Wilkie Collins is a good one to start with too. He wrote tons of novels, most of which I’ve read. I actually enjoyed The Moonstone the least of all his books.

But his writing style is easy to follow and he created some very appealing characters.

Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens

Dangerous Liaisons Pride and Predjudice War & Peace (borrows a bit from P & P) Lolita On the Road A Tree Grows in Brooklyn The Odyssey Ironweed Confederacy of Dunces Jane Eyre Great Expectations

Catcher in the Rye

^^^Dangerous Liaisons, Pride and Prejudice, War & Peace, Lolita, On the Road, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Odyssey, Ironweed, Confederacy of Dunces, Jane Eyre, Great Expectations (I forgot that line breaks disappear here)^^^

Actually, most all classics are "good reads" after all that why they are "classic's" !

"The Grapes of Wrath." And another vote for "The Great Gatsby."

"The Scarlet Letter," by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser

Dickens and Tolstoy both wrote what, at the time, was considered popular fiction for the masses (Dickens was even serialized)

So you should find their works easy to get through and very plot-driven.

With the Russians, it helps to have a little cheat sheet with the names at first - Russians have nicknames that are often unrelated to their real names and Boris and Natasha will be having a conversation and then Tatiana will come in and say "Misha! You have a letter!" and you have no idea who Misha is until you eventually realize it is Boris's nickname and that he is also "Count Badenov"

But easy enough to sort out and should not impinge on your enjoyment.

Speaking of Dickens, "David Copperfield" is a very enjoyable read.

The Ambassadors The Portrait of a Lady

The House of Mirth Custom of the Country

The Transit of Venus

Burger’s Daughter A Sport of Nature - these aren’t classics but they’re very good

Howard’s End

Vanity Fair is a good read and should appeal to DLers with its emphasis on manners and Things That Are Upper Class.

Past Imperfect by Joan Collins

I enjoyed Homer.

Somerset Maugham's short stories

Another vote for House of Mirth.

A Passage to India, Forster —- or anything else by him

Great Expectations —- Dickens

The Great Gatsby — Fitzgerald

Edith Wharton is very entertaining. Start with a book of her short stories, then try House of Mirth

Saki

Not considered great literature, but highly readable, semi-forgotten classics by Sherwood Anderson (Winesburg, Ohio) and William Saroyan (The Human Comedy)

Anything by Steinbeck

Jane Austen - you may like Emma or Persuasion to start. Mansfield Park is my favorite but I’m in the minority there.

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison

Speaking of Edith Wharton, I really like her ghost stories, too

Anything by Shakespeare

Flannery O'Connor's short stories (all of them). I guess you either like it or you don't. I love her writing, though.

Great Gatsby, another vote for this.

East of Eden (Steinbeck), another vote for this.

The Stranger (Camus). Yes, easy to read. IMO, not enjoyable.

Barbie's New York Summer

I've been reading a lot of Herman Melville recently, OP. My favorite gay American novelist. Billy Budd is a masterwork, but Moby Dick is as good as hyped too. His short stories are a blast. Everything is extremely homoerotic.

r78 - I love Saki, I think he was the original dataloungers

I really liked Winesburg, Ohio as well

Bram Stoker's Dracula is one of the best books I've ever read.

I think it is a classic.

Great Expectations is a highly enjoyable read as well.

Uh, that should be "datalounger"

Lord of the Flies - is 'evil' really just the will to have power. Scary, sad, true.

The Red and BlacK

Death in Venice

[quote] "Grapes of Wrath is very good."

I'll second that, R3. It's the only Steinbeck I've read so far (sadly), but it's excellent. Very cinematic.

"The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow" is my addition to the list. The story is probably familiar to most here, but it's very richly told. I'd love to design a stage production.

Another vote for Kristin Lavransdatter, War and Peace (and Bondarchuk's film), Call of the Wild, Grapes of Wrath, Brideshead Revisited, The Magnificent Ambersons (and the film), Lord of the Flies . . .

and . . .

Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

Melville, Moby Dick

O Henry/Guy de Maupassant (brilliant short stories)

Kafka, Metamorphosis

Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men

Pasternak, Dr. Zhivago

Huxley, Brave New World

Orwell, 1984

Sholokhov, And Quiet Flows the Don (Tikhi Don)

For the hard-core: Herodotus, Histories

It’s been a long time since I’ve read them, but works by Faulkner, like Absalom, Absalom, and The Sound and the Fury were very interesting to me. The latter with the whole Benjy thing, and the former with its story within a story. I recommend them.

Lots of great recommendations here. I'd add BLEAK HOUSE, CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY, IN COLD BLOOD, BARCHESTER TOWERS, E.F. Bension;s LUCIA novels, and echo the vote for MADAME BOVARY, especially the Lydia Davis translation.

R73, Vanity Fair, along with the novels of Jane Austen and Anthony Trollope, might as well be Datalounge in book form. Bitchy queens verbally sparring for hundreds of pages, only Thackeray doesn't say cunt quite so often. Becky Sharp would definitely have "an" onlyfans.

To Kill a Mockingbird

Balzac's "Pere Goriot," "Cousin Bette," and "Cousin Pons."

"To Kill a Mockingbird"

Trollope's "Phineas Finn"

Everything by D.H. Lawrence and Virginia Woolf

I found "The Count of Monte Cristo a good, enjoyable read in every version I've assayed. If the current 500+ page edition is too much, I found this version very enjoyable after I'd finished the Classics Illustrated comic book. It even has pictures.

Yes. Finally saw it at r94 this book lives in my heart.

R79, love all your suggestions. DL has so many real readers.

Oops, I meant R78. But agree with R79, too, about Wharton's ghost stories.

Thomas Mann's Buddenbrooks

R100, I had a class in college in which I was supposed to read Buddenbrooks, but I didn’t read even a page of it. I still have the paperback from 40 years ago and for some reason, I have a goal to read it, to do what I was supposed to do back then. It looks so daunting though. I’ve thought about getting an audiobook of it instead.

It's great, r101. I really enjoyed it.

My Pussy, My Friend by Margaret Snatcher

Recently reread The Picture of Dorian Gray , and, though a children's novel The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett.

"He turned round and, walking to the window, drew up the blind. The bright dawn flooded the room and swept the fantastic shadows into dusky corners, where they lay shuddering. But the strange expression that he had noticed in the face of the portrait seemed to linger there, to be more intensified even. The quivering ardent sunlight showed him the lines of cruelty round the mouth as clearly as if he had been looking into a mirror after he had done some dreadful thing.

He winced and, taking up from the table an oval glass framed in ivory Cupids, one of Lord Henry’s many presents to him, glanced hurriedly into its polished depths. No line like that warped his red lips. What did it mean?

He rubbed his eyes, and came close to the picture, and examined it again. There were no signs of any change when he looked into the actual painting, and yet there was no doubt that the whole expression had altered. It was not a mere fancy of his own. The thing was horribly apparent.

He threw himself into a chair and began to think. Suddenly there flashed across his mind what he had said in Basil Hallward’s studio the day the picture had been finished. Yes, he remembered it perfectly. He had uttered a mad wish that he himself might remain young, and the portrait grow old; that his own beauty might be untarnished, and the face on the canvas bear the burden of his passions and his sins; that the painted image might be seared with the lines of suffering and thought, and that he might keep all the delicate bloom and loveliness of his then just conscious boyhood. Surely his wish had not been fulfilled? Such things were impossible. It seemed monstrous even to think of them. And, yet, there was the picture before him, with the touch of cruelty in the mouth."

Everything by Judy Blume

All Quiet on the Western Front by Remarque is excellent. Don't worry about the film it's absolutely nothing to do with the book, the book is great.

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn is a very good book. Its easy to read and so relatable. I'm sure I'll catch hell for this, but Gone with the Wind is good too.

Although he seems to be mostly forgotten now, I just read several novels by Sinclair Lewis, highly readable, extremely interesting, and very relevant to today’s times.

I suggest you start with Babbitt or Elmer Gantry, then Arrowsmith and Dodsworth are also really good, and so is Main Street.

It seems human nature has not changed much in the last hundred years.

A Separate Peace

Someone above was messing with your head when they said "Heart of Darkness. Yes, it's short, but it's very difficult to get through.

I agree with "The Magnificent Ambersons", which I also read to see what scenes possibly the Orson Welles films that were infamously cut from the film by the studio. Very enjoyable. I then went on to read Booth Tarkington's "Alice Adams". It's one of Katharine Hepburn's best performances -- interestingly, she pulls off playing a lower-middle class person for once. The book is very good, though the film changed the ending.

The Magnificent Ambersons has to be one of the most ironic and deceiving titles I’ve ever read.

I wish Booth Tarkington would have a revival and more of his novels would come out in modern editions. He's great.

When I see the film of "Magnificent Ambersons" as well as read the book, there's one person who you really want to get his comeuppance. You can easily see comparisons from George Amberson Minafer to someone in the news in contemporary news -- another born to riches who's a brat who grew up be even worse, someone many of us are waiting for his comeuppance. Fingers crossed, maybe it starts in a few days or next week.

The Old Man and the Sea

Memoirs of a Geisha

Catcher in the Rye

Native Son

I’ve tried to read The Magnificent Ambersons, and definitely wanted to like it, but couldn’t get past the first chapter or so. The writing is dreadful, and not worth my time to try to plow through it. ,

The Americans/Henry James Portrait of a Lady/Henry James

The Crying of Lot 49 Pynchon

Not as well-known by Americans these days, but J.B. Priestley's 'The Good Companions" is a great novel about a travelling group of performers in the UK. It was made into a musical film first with Jessie Matthews and John Gielgud back in the 1930s, later another film remake and then a stage musical with Judi Dench and John Mills with a great score by Andre Previn and Johnny Mercer. The book is long but delightful, a perfect beach kind of reading for those who like tales of long ago show biz with great characters.

Agree with R75. The Odyssey in particular is a cracking read. The Iliad requires some patience, I found.

I highly recommend John Masefield’s The Midnight Folk. It’s a “children’s book”, but I think enjoyable for adults. It’s a mystery novel, with magic.

The Turn of the Screw by Henry James

Summer by Edith Wharton

R120. Some years ago I taught a course called The Slow Read in which we read Portrait of a Lady over the course of a semester and met 90 minutes each week to discuss it (it was in an honors program). The students said it was the only way they could make space and time to read a long novel—and parceled out a week at a time, they could enjoy James’ style (they would have found the late James a tough place to begin).

R127 Late James is tough, but worth it!

I'd bet Nancy Mitford's "The Pursuit of Love" and "Love in a Cold Climate" would be enjoyed by any Datalounger.

R129 Thanks for the reminder!

And her short stories, r129 (and her letters, but that is a different category).

R128. Oh, I quite agree, but I think the novice does better to begin with The American (as someone suggested), Portrait, Turn of the Screw, or Daisy Miller. The Ambassadors, Wings of the Dove, and The Golden Bowl are best worked up to. The middle “dramatic” ones (Maisie, Poynton, and Awkward Age are accessible because of all the dialogue).

'Ship of Fools' Katherine Anne Porter- that film needs to be re-made

Library of America has issued a handsome Tarkington volume with Ambersons, Alice Adams, and some stories.

[quote]It’s been a long time since I’ve read them, but works by Faulkner, like Absalom, Absalom, and The Sound and the Fury were very interesting to me

I don't know that I'd describe any of Faulkner's books as, "good, enjoyable reads."

Joris-Karl Huysmans - Against Nature

To dip your toe into Faulkner, as 'enjoyable' reading, try his short stories first. And Eudora Welty's, another Mississippi genius of "Southern Gothic", along with Tennessee Williams (from Columbus, MS, originally)

Walker Percy of Alabama and Flannery O'Connor of Georgia are two other -- along with the often mentioned Harper Lee of Alabama.

The Old Man and the Twink

Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

Harper Lee helped Truman a LOT with "In Cold Blood" and he never gave her any credit for it. It ruined their friendship, which I think went back to their childhood.

He was good at alienating friends. Remember that high society tell-all he wrote in the magazine - and his former friends turned their backs on him? Ended up living with Johnny Carson's ex-wife I think, and his liver slowly failed him.

Sad.

Does anyone still read Walker Percy?

R137 I recall reading The Optimists Daughter and absolutely hating it, such a chore to get through and felt nothing for the main character.

Welty's strength was her short stories.

Walker Percy's The Moviegoer is one of my favorite novels, that I've re-read.

Also A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. It breaks my heart that the publisher kept asking for rewrites and eventually rejected it and then he drove to Flannery O'Connor's grave or hometown or something to pay his respects, then drove back home to New Orleans, but never made it, having stopped to shoot his brains out in Biloxi, Mississippi. Fascinating guy but the closet and the overbearing mother really did him in. Oh and the goddamned publisher.

I think it was actually Walker Percy who was hounded by Toole's mother into reading the manuscript and he realized it was a masterpiece! (Percy was teaching at Loyola Univ in New Orleans at the time)

Slave Under My Desk

The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous [BOLD] Moll Flanders [/BOLD], &c. Who was Born in Newgate, and during a Life of continu'd Variety for threescore Years, besides her Childhood, was Twelve Year a Whore, five times a Wife (whereof once to her own Brother) Twelve Year a Thief, Eight Year a Transported Felon in Virginia, at last grew Rich, liv'd Honest, and died a Penitent. [BOLD] By Daniel Defoe [/BOLD] (1660 – 24 April 1731)

The 120 Days of Sodom, Justine, Philosophy in the Bedroom, Juliette By The Marquis de Sade (1740-1814)

No one's mentioned THE MAYOR OF CASTERBRIDGE by Thomas Hardy, which is a true Victorian page-turner. Great surprising plotting, sexy characters. Lighter reading than his other more famous books.

And I'll second GREAT EXPECTATIONS, THE CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY, ARMADALE (by far Wilkie Collins best book!) and ALICE ADAMS (so much more enjoyable than the ponderous MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS).

And 2 personal faves are Trollope's THE WAY WE LIVE NOW and HE KNEW HE WAS RIGHT, though admittedly not for everyone.

Oh, and no DLer should die without reading a few Barbara Pym's novels.

OMG I love Barbara Pym! EXCELLENT WOMEN is wonderful !!

Two in the ass is worth more than one in the pussy

If you've read a lot of Barbara Pym but haven't read THE SWEET DOVE DIED and QUARTET IN AUTUMN, please do. They're 2 of her last books and have a tart gravitas her other lovely novels somewhat lack.

Pym was described by The Times of London as one of the ten most underrated writers of the 20th century.

Every New Yorker will read The House of Mirth and realize that nothing has changed in the city since the 1890s.

SWEET DOVE is my favorite Pym.

Edgar Allen Poe of course

Truman Capote, another one I forgot.

Poe's stories are great

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

Persuasion (Jane Austen) is my favourite classic novel. It’s a bit darker than her other novels, which has a very unusual effect. The book has a kind of wistfulness to it, and a tenderness. It’s the book I turn to when I’m feeling down. Austen really understands people.

Washington Square is the best Henry James novel of those I have read. I love the heroine, and James is at his best here.

Classic detective fiction is what I always turn to when I have lost my eagerness to read. Raymond Chandler is a genius. His language sparkles with wit and metaphors and his stories are very well-plotted. All of his novels are classics.

The Postman Always Rings Twice

I like Poe.

Some of Kingsley Amis' novels are very funny. I recommend Ending Up. I read it in a day.

I really love Sinclair Lewis, too, R108. The last one I read was Arrowsmith many years ago, but I do remember being really moved by it. I tried It Can't Happen Here but couldn't get through it. As for Elmer Gantry, I was in junior high or high school and thought his vocabulary note "CHANSONG: A French kind of song" was hilarious.

While we including more modern books I will suggest one that you ought never to read 'Of Mice and Men'.

It is so incredibly tedious you will be hoping a meteorite hits George & Lennie after page 10. I used to play truant from literature class to avoid it.

My report on it said:

“This is easily one of the worst books I’ve ever read. And bear in mind that I’ve read John Grisham.”

Oh, I got that a little wrong @ R160. The note actually read,

"chanson (pro. Shan-song)--French kind of song"

R4, I came here to say "Wuthering Heights," also. But surely you remember that it is a story of wild romance and revenge?

"Lord of the Flies."

"Madame Bovary."

"Cry, the Beloved Country."

R161, You broke my heart, Fredo.

I should have mentioned "Of Mice and Men" in r163. Such a tragic yet beautifully-told story of poor ranch hands just trying to get by with a modicum of dignity (their sleeping quarters are kept meticulous) and "normality" (having a pet dog); of a trapped young married woman who dreamt of a life being in "pitchers"; of a man made cruel from his failure to become a successful boxer; and of a man of too large and powerful a body paired with too small and fragile a mind.

That the human drama escaped you is sadder than anything in the book.

Speaking of classic Steinbeck, The Wayward Bus is almost topical if you lived in California this winter… The rains don’t cease and the rivers rise, but the beauty of this story is in its characters. Easy to read, like most of Steinbeck’s stuff. Good writing stands the test of time. Good writing is easy to read because the writer did a good job. If there’s one thing I loathe, is novels that go heavy on the details of the furniture, the costumes, and the five course meal eaten …Get me inside the main characters heads!

Classics are all very readable, except I can't read Henry James, William Faulkner and have up on Don Quixote.

R160 I agree, It Can’t Happen Here is more of a political warning screed than a crackling good read like Lewis' earlier novels.

Anything by Gogol. Diary of a Madman, one of his short stories, is brilliant. I also loved The Overcoat. Russians find this story funny, but it’s quite tragic.

My favourites..

Brideshead Revisited, and many of Waugh's other novels eg Vile Bodies

Vanity Fair

Myron, by Gore Vidal, also Myra Breckinridge

Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

The House of Mirth

Catch-22

Seventeen, by Booth Tarkington

Pride and Prejudice

Great Expectations (all of Dickens, really)

Franny and Zooey

Little Women

Lolita

Gone With the Wind

The Count of Monte Cristo is an action movie in book form.

[quote] Harper Lee helped Truman a LOT with "In Cold Blood" and he never gave her any credit for it. It ruined their friendship, which I think went back to their childhood.

Harper was good at taking notes. She published exactly one book, which many have said was mostly written by Truman.

I think the old myth that Capote helped Lee with TKIM by writing much of it has long been disregarded. For one, he was not known for being generous to fellow artists. (And Lee did write another novel, just not one that should have been published.)

[quote] My Pussy, My Friend by Margaret Snatcher

I find it fascinating that someone who is likely well over 50 finds these sort of 4th grade jokes funny.

Arrested development anyone?

I prefer The Yelliw River by I.P. Freely

Qym with a finger in

R173

I find it fascinating that someone who is likely well over 80 is alive to read my 4th grade joke.

Older than Methuselah anyone?

[quote]I think the old myth that Capote helped Lee with TKIM by writing much of it has long been disregarded. For one, he was not known for being generous to fellow artists. (And Lee did write another novel, just not one that should have been published.)

She wasn't just a fellow artist, she was a childhood friend. And he probably realized that his childhood friend would have no source of steady income being from rural Alabama, so a successful book would provide a lifetime royalty stream.

Wait- R176 -- are you also the one who posts as "Dr. Anne L. Lingus, MD" -- that just kills every time!!!

Do you have other funny jokes for us?

Have you watched "The Last Of Us" - did you crack up from all the puns in Ellie's book?

Tell us more about your life and your comedy.

Here are other funny joked from R176.

The Old Man and the Twink

Slave Under My Desk

Two in the ass is worth more than one in the pussy

Qym with a finger in

How does he not have his own Netflix special?

We should start a thread just for him

Please provide proof, r177.

[quote]Please provide proof, [R177].

The proof is “Go Set A Watchman.” It has none of the beauty or craft of “To Kill A Mockingbird.” And she never produced another book. She may have written the outline but Truman wrote the substance.

The Scarlet Letter is engrossing and heartbreaking if you can just make it through the preface, a long dreary essay entitled The Custom House. I would recommend skipping it altogether, as it really has nothing to do with the story.

r181 You make a compelling point; the prose is very Truman-esque.

"The Grass Harp" is also a beautiful novella by Truman Capote, made into a (flop) musical, but one with a great score, with a cast album headed by the wonderful Barbara Cook.

But it's not, r183.

Let's hear from an expert.

IMO, many of the above mentioned classics may be tough sledding for OP. If so, I recommend something like H. Rider Haggard's "King Solomon's Mines."

R70 Boris would not be Misha, he could be Borja. Misha would be the nickname of Mikhail.

King Solomon’s Secret Vagine

A lot of Hawthorne's short stories. I like Twice-Told Tales

Cherry Ames...Dude Ranch Nurse

Twice-fucked Tails.

R78, Saki’s last words were reportedly, “Put out that damned match!” and then he was shot in the head.

Betty Crocker

great question to ask! Not all "classics" are enjoyable unless you are studying English literature. Often classic books (and movies) are revered for breaking boundaries and introducing new skills, styles, concepts, and ideas as opposed to being enjoyable in present day.

Theres only so many hours in your life. stick to the ones that you can enjoy! There's enough movies and books out there of excellent, century enduring quality and mass market enjoyability that you dont need to give yourself homework.

Also consider cliffs notes or whatever is out there that does the same thing. May help you process what is going on and give you a deeper reading experience if you do it chapter by chapter. Only takes a few minutes. I recommend tv recaps on dramas for the same reason.

I don’t mind reading a synopsis first, usually from Wikipedia, before I tackle a book that has difficult language or multiple characters. It helps going in knowing a bit of what to expect.

Freisland Fucked Renfro

"Scarlet Dawn Over Boca Raton," by Barbara Thorndyke

[quote] but I enjoy The Beautiful and the Damned more.

You apparently didn't enjoy it enough to get its title right, however.

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Yes, r190! Hemingway's, also.

I cannot agree with the suggestions for The Scarlet Letter - the dreariest, most boring piece of shit we were ever forced to read in school.

There's a great online Cliffs Notes kind of website that has free chapter by chapter synopses of lots of classics called Schmoop.com

They're written in the style of a smart-aleck teenager telling you the story. Hey, it got me through MIDDLEMARCH.

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I LOVED "The Sun also Rises" by Hemingway-I thought it was genius (still do think that). I wanted to name my 1st daughter Brett Ashley after the main female character. Alexandria(ex-wife) vetoed that idea. 2 years later, her cousin named her 1st daughter Brett Ashley.

Thank you all. Perhaps we should take the contributions and do a poll.

Pride & Prejudice is always a fun read.

Austen's "Northanger Abbey" is really very funny, too -- it's a take-off on trashy romantic castle novels of the time. Also "Sense & Sensibility" is excellent -- Emma Thompson really followed it well when she adapted it for the screenplay of the film she starred in of it.

Juice at Pride

Dante's "Comedia." It does have some antiquated language, but if one is reasonably versed in modern Italian picking up some of the old Tuscan is relatively easy.

And extremely rewarding.

But DON'T give up on Paradiso!

The original "Wizard of Oz" L. Frank Baum. Quite different from the film we all know.