I'm a council house!
Let's be low-class British people
|by Anonymous||reply 265||March 21, 2023 3:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||March 15, 2023 4:31 AM|
Poor isn't the same as low-class, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 2||March 15, 2023 4:32 AM|
I'm the child in the pub till closing!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||March 15, 2023 4:33 AM|
That Meghan is the devil she is!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||March 15, 2023 4:33 AM|
I’m the drunken slags!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||March 15, 2023 4:41 AM|
I’m Royalty, and was taught to believe that royalty is a real thing, or that it actually matters!
Basically, I’m clueless AF.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||March 15, 2023 4:44 AM|
Also, this is the true meaning of low class.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||March 15, 2023 4:45 AM|
I’m a chav.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||March 15, 2023 4:48 AM|
I’m the “Mrs. Brown’s Boys” boxset.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||March 15, 2023 4:51 AM|
I'm most of what passes for the middle class in the UK today.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||March 15, 2023 4:59 AM|
I’m class consciousness. I am actually more pervasive in the USA these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 15, 2023 5:02 AM|
I'm every slutty gal who won't need to make any kind of efforts in life, since I know I'll end up as a WAG (and maybe beard) for any Premier League player.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||March 15, 2023 5:03 AM|
I'm OP, thinking it's funny to mock people who don't have much money. And R2 is bang on.
Therefore I'll be the Brit phrase "dosh don't make you posh".
|by Anonymous||reply 13||March 15, 2023 5:09 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||March 15, 2023 5:09 AM|
I'm the bacon butty.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||March 15, 2023 6:05 AM|
I’m the class, it’s great innit?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||March 15, 2023 6:06 AM|
I voted remain
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 15, 2023 6:07 AM|
I'm their obsession with the Royals.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 15, 2023 6:08 AM|
I'm the decayed teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 15, 2023 6:09 AM|
I’m the Glasgow smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 15, 2023 6:10 AM|
R17 is projecting
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 15, 2023 6:11 AM|
I'm a sink estate.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 15, 2023 6:19 AM|
I'm a Traveller. I give the English poor somebody even they can look down on.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 15, 2023 6:26 AM|
I'm the tattoos that cover every square inch of low class British peoples bodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 15, 2023 6:29 AM|
Here is a video of low class British people visiting New York. They seem pleasant enough but he certainly has the requisite tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 15, 2023 6:32 AM|
Oh, I say! This sounds like grand fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 15, 2023 6:34 AM|
I’m the private school education. Which is actually public school everywhere else in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 15, 2023 6:38 AM|
I’m the spray tan.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 15, 2023 6:38 AM|
I was born in my parents farmhouse. NHS or not, we don't need to go to hospital to have a kid. And forget about them there circumcisions. That's for the royals and other toffs. Oh and for jews and muzzies not CofE folk.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 15, 2023 6:44 AM|
I'm Plastic Palace Alice
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 15, 2023 6:44 AM|
I’m the Adidas tracksuit.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 15, 2023 6:57 AM|
I'm the Frosty Jack.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 15, 2023 7:53 AM|
I'm the cheapo plastic surgery - helium filled lips, BOTOX and faecal-brown tan. Topped off with giant logo T-Shirt, tiny dog on lead, skin-tight leggings half way up the ass-crack. Copy and paste for accompanying baby-daddy (add tats).
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 15, 2023 8:09 AM|
I'm the innit. INNIT???
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 15, 2023 8:11 AM|
We're the Beckhams!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 15, 2023 8:29 AM|
I’m the tendency toward violence at the slightest provocation.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 15, 2023 8:43 AM|
I'm the balm cake filled with black pudding....fuck yeah.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 15, 2023 9:27 AM|
Well you fucked that one up, R27.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 15, 2023 9:30 AM|
I'm the pie, mash and liquor. Delicious!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 15, 2023 9:45 AM|
I'm the mums of the older generation who used to get together on a Tuesday and scrub the walkways and steps of those council blocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||March 15, 2023 9:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||March 15, 2023 9:47 AM|
I'm Essex-born Peachy
|by Anonymous||reply 42||March 15, 2023 9:56 AM|
I'm Manchester United
|by Anonymous||reply 43||March 15, 2023 10:13 AM|
To me, you're all plebs.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||March 15, 2023 10:14 AM|
Only Americans would confuse class with wealth.
It explains a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||March 15, 2023 10:15 AM|
I'm a very old American whose only experience of Britain and its culture is from Keeping up Appearances or Downton Abbey.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||March 15, 2023 10:17 AM|
I’m clutching 17 magazines from alleged royal family EXPERTS in the media. It’s all true y’know.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||March 15, 2023 10:18 AM|
I’m the dilapidated Ford Cortina parked in the front garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||March 15, 2023 10:19 AM|
I'm the WAGs
|by Anonymous||reply 49||March 15, 2023 10:28 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||March 15, 2023 10:29 AM|
R48 Are you posting from the 70s?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||March 15, 2023 10:32 AM|
I've just returned from my chartered, package trip to Disneyworld (Orlando). I've bought the tackiest souvenirs I could find, and now I think I'm posh and well-travelled.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 15, 2023 10:32 AM|
95% of footballers despite them being millionaires.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||March 15, 2023 10:43 AM|
I'm the cans of lager drunk from the can anywhere and don't forget the packet of fags.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||March 15, 2023 10:47 AM|
Question: is council housing 100% subsidized housing or are tenants expected to pay a portion of the rent? Also, who is considered the "council"? Is that the district authority, subsided by taxpayers, that presumably pays for the housing?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||March 15, 2023 10:48 AM|
Their social housing looks to be heads and tails above American social housing. Our housing projects are disgraceful and scary. Section Eight housing does nothing but destroy neighborhoods.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||March 15, 2023 10:50 AM|
If American Section Eight recipients were moved into the British developments you would see the same result
|by Anonymous||reply 57||March 15, 2023 10:54 AM|
I'm the stag weekend in Magaluf.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||March 15, 2023 11:31 AM|
I'm the doner kebab takeaway after downing 14 pints
|by Anonymous||reply 59||March 15, 2023 11:37 AM|
We are Onslow and Daisy.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||March 15, 2023 11:53 AM|
And Vicky Pollard
|by Anonymous||reply 61||March 15, 2023 11:55 AM|
I am high tea — a working class, blue collar meal often mistaken for afternoon tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||March 15, 2023 11:59 AM|
'Am ve horf teef
|by Anonymous||reply 63||March 15, 2023 12:03 PM|
[quote]I am high tea — a working class, blue collar meal often mistaken for afternoon tea.
Oh, dear. High tea is afternoon tea. The evening meal is just called 'tea'.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 15, 2023 12:06 PM|
R62 You're so clueless. No-one in the UK takes 'high tea'.
I'm a Brit and have barely heard of it. You think we all stop work mid-afternoon? It doesn't happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||March 15, 2023 12:06 PM|
We're the TV shows made just for you, like Love Island and Jeremy Kyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||March 15, 2023 12:09 PM|
I'm from Trinidad.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||March 15, 2023 12:14 PM|
[quote] Oh, dear. High tea is afternoon tea. The evening meal is just called 'tea'.
High tea us served at a high table and is basically a supper. It includes heavier and less-refined food than afternoon tea. Think eggs, cheese, meat rather than small sandwiches and scones.
Afternoon tea (or ‘low tea’ is traditionally served at 4:00 and is followed by a proper dinner around 8:09. Afternoon tea has fallen out of favor except for large hotels catering to tourists and Downton Abbey fans.
High tea is traditionally served in place of dinner, usually around 6:00 or so.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||March 15, 2023 12:15 PM|
I'm Katie Price! Or Kerry Katona!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||March 15, 2023 12:16 PM|
I ain’t bovvered.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||March 15, 2023 12:16 PM|
[quote] R62] You're so clueless. No-one in the UK takes 'high tea'. I'm a Brit and have barely heard of it. You think we all stop work mid-afternoon? It doesn't happen.
No, I’m afraid you are wrong.
No, I do not think people stop work for high tea. It’s nothing more than supper and so people eat it when they arrive home from work. You don’t seem to understand what it is. See above.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||March 15, 2023 12:17 PM|
R71 I'm British. I live in London. I've lived here for 42 years. Yet you continue to tell me about my life and culture?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||March 15, 2023 12:20 PM|
In a Britain where a creature such as Meghan Markle is a duchess and calling the shots, who ISN'T low-class there now?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||March 15, 2023 12:25 PM|
[quote] I'm British. I live in London. I've lived here for 42 years. Yet you continue to tell me about my life and culture?
Yes, that’s right. Knowledge has nothing to do with residency. I know for a fact that what high tea is and what afternoon tea is.
I never said these customs are still followed. I simply offered a definition because a good many Americans confuse the two. A friend of mine just wrote to me yesterday to say that she helped her priest serve a high tea to some major benefactors. What she really did was help her priest serve afternoon tea. People mistakenly think that “high” means better, nicer, more upper class. But it’s rather the opposite.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||March 15, 2023 12:28 PM|
R65, if you be are truly a Brit, as you say, why would you think that one stops work mid-afternoon for high tea when everyone knows it’s supper and one eats supper when one gets home from work?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||March 15, 2023 12:30 PM|
R22 - WTF is a "sink estate"????
|by Anonymous||reply 76||March 15, 2023 12:31 PM|
R75 I am truly a Brit and I'm telling you the term 'high tea' doesn't exist these days. Even 'supper' is rarely used. Your ideas about British customs are out of date.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||March 15, 2023 12:34 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||March 15, 2023 12:41 PM|
r77, do you say "dinner"?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 15, 2023 12:45 PM|
"Afternoon tea has fallen out of favor except for large hotels catering to tourists and Downton Abbey fans."
R68 - When in London, I went to a "low" tea. Some dude ask if I wanted milk in my tea. I said " no, just lemon & sugar". The look on his face was one for the record. Of course, he new I was a Yank as I was wearing white athletic shoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||March 15, 2023 12:46 PM|
[quote] Of course, he new I was a Yank as I was wearing white athletic shoes.
And perhaps because your spelling is so creative.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||March 15, 2023 12:50 PM|
The addition of the word "high" to the phrase "high tea" is believed to differentiate between the afternoon tea that is traditionally served on low, comfortable, parlor chairs or relaxing in the garden and the worker’s after-work high tea that is served at the table and seated on high back dining chairs.
Today, the evening meal in working-class households is still often called "tea" but as working patterns have changed yet again, many households now refer to the evening meal as supper.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||March 15, 2023 12:54 PM|
I’m a quick shag before high tea because he dropped his bowsers and I saw 👀 his bum, I did!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||March 15, 2023 12:55 PM|
R82 - I thought the evening meal was "dinner" and "supper" was a meal served around midnight after a ball or large party.
In the UK, what is the difference between "dinner" and "supper"?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||March 15, 2023 12:57 PM|
well, it ainty, ya bloody git
|by Anonymous||reply 85||March 15, 2023 1:06 PM|
R80- You mean
|by Anonymous||reply 86||March 15, 2023 1:06 PM|
I'm the 15 year old girl who was raped by many Asian men; I went to the police about it and they ignored me, I went to the social services and they ignored and I finally went to my teachers and they ignored me. The press will either be too scared to report on this or just not care, once the story does break everyone who dares talk about the obvious issues will be called racist and the question of maybe I deserved it will be raised. But if a nice, middle class girl is attacked by any man, then it will be all over the papers and something will be done. I will turn into a lost soul who will be called a slag and chav.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||March 15, 2023 1:09 PM|
I wonder who started the thread a yank or Brit?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||March 15, 2023 1:13 PM|
I am Hyacinth Bucket's sisters Rose, Daisy and Violet, and Daisy's husband Onslow.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||March 15, 2023 1:23 PM|
As an American if you can’t make heads or tails of what a Brit is saying chances are they are low class.
I never Difficulty understanding a well spoken Brit.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||March 15, 2023 1:23 PM|
I'm the Jack Grealish Troll. TWENTY-FIVE THREADS and I'm STILL A SHIT.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||March 15, 2023 1:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||March 15, 2023 1:28 PM|
R12 hoy Baighbes!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||March 15, 2023 1:29 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||March 15, 2023 1:30 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 95||March 15, 2023 1:30 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||March 15, 2023 1:31 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 97||March 15, 2023 1:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||March 15, 2023 1:32 PM|
R95 Bud from “Married With Children”
|by Anonymous||reply 99||March 15, 2023 1:34 PM|
^^Ooh ‘rent free’ as your American kids say. I’m flattered honestly and I’m sure Jack would be as well🐣
As you were chappers!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||March 15, 2023 1:35 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||March 15, 2023 1:35 PM|
I'm the low-down catfight in the pub.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||March 15, 2023 1:38 PM|
They're all low class.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||March 15, 2023 1:40 PM|
I won't take the Peggy Mitchell slander, you old slaaaag!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||March 15, 2023 1:40 PM|
GET OUTTA ME PUB!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||March 15, 2023 1:41 PM|
R76 A sink estate is pretty much just what it sounds like: "a British term used for a council housing estate with high levels of social problems, particularly crime."
|by Anonymous||reply 106||March 15, 2023 1:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 107||March 15, 2023 1:51 PM|
R73- or someone as COMMON and AVERAGE as Harry calling himself a Prince
|by Anonymous||reply 108||March 15, 2023 1:59 PM|
Despite his apparent wealth, I'm jeremy clarkson's provincial & racist mindset.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||March 15, 2023 2:02 PM|
I’m the bucket of crabs. I get pulled down by all the other crabs if I try to improve myself. Who do you think you are!
Boundaries are enforced even inexplicably by those most disadvantaged by the system. It’s why many hate MM so much. She dared not to keep her place.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||March 15, 2023 2:16 PM|
I’m a soccer hooligan
|by Anonymous||reply 111||March 15, 2023 2:25 PM|
An English co worker once told me “chavs love Burberry” and every time I see someone wearing it I laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 112||March 15, 2023 2:29 PM|
I'm the best people in Britain and the only ones worth speaking to.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||March 15, 2023 2:29 PM|
I’m Katie Price
|by Anonymous||reply 114||March 15, 2023 2:31 PM|
Heh, R111, I was JUST watching this documentary yesterday about British football hooliganism in the 1980s, when it reached endemic levels.
All of this over a group of guys in t-shirts and shorts kicking a ball across a field.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||March 15, 2023 2:33 PM|
I'm Miss Shirley Brahms of Grace Bothers Departmet Store. I'm a dead common commoner.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||March 15, 2023 3:14 PM|
I’m a bus driver on his way to Chicago to meet up with a micro-biologist who he met on the internet. Turns out it wasn’t “ just a fantasy”.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||March 15, 2023 3:48 PM|
If you want to see some low class Brit’s watch the series Band of Gold
|by Anonymous||reply 118||March 15, 2023 4:49 PM|
R118 also any Peter Kay sitcom or Lucas/Walliams sketchshow.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||March 15, 2023 5:00 PM|
I'm absolutely badgered in my Tower Hamlets bedsit.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||March 15, 2023 5:24 PM|
R120- Bedsitter people lament another days useless energy spent.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||March 15, 2023 5:29 PM|
I'm a funfair showman. My Waltzer was ranked number three. Same number as me teeth!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||March 15, 2023 5:58 PM|
I'm the buzz cut on the men and boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||March 15, 2023 6:18 PM|
R118 or Shameless.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||March 15, 2023 8:14 PM|
We're the obscenities that the male of the class needs to express himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||March 15, 2023 8:35 PM|
Do the posh watch Coronation Street, or is that strictly low-class too?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||March 15, 2023 9:16 PM|
I'm the letter T.
I'm extinct among the low-class Bri-ish people.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||March 15, 2023 9:22 PM|
I'm CLUSTRUHFAOWBIK, DARRUN!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||March 15, 2023 9:30 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||March 15, 2023 9:45 PM|
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
|by Anonymous||reply 130||March 15, 2023 9:52 PM|
What a poor quality thread. ‘Britain’ includes Scotland and Wales and, as well as being laughable, most of these posts are about England. Btw, police in the US (pop c 330M) killed over a thousand people last year. Police in England and Wales (pop c 60M) killed less than ten. But have fun with your guns. We’ll stick with the ‘bad’ teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||March 15, 2023 9:57 PM|
I’m the idea that I’m still superior to everyone in the world because I’m Bri-ish
|by Anonymous||reply 132||March 15, 2023 10:14 PM|
He’s been nicked, he ‘as.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||March 15, 2023 10:15 PM|
I’m Ty-phoo tea, I is
|by Anonymous||reply 134||March 15, 2023 10:18 PM|
I'm their loathing of anyone whose skin doesn't glow in the dark.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||March 15, 2023 10:21 PM|
I'm Spotted Dick
|by Anonymous||reply 136||March 15, 2023 10:22 PM|
Is England not part of Great Britain? Is all the same country, what's the problem? You have the same government, typical Brit, always scamming.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||March 15, 2023 10:23 PM|
I'm OP. I crawled up jack Grealish's ass and died.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||March 15, 2023 10:49 PM|
I'm Charlie's Angels.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||March 15, 2023 10:51 PM|
I'm the 'gold' rings from Argos on every finger accompanied by the twenty chains which makes me look like a pasty fat White Mr T
|by Anonymous||reply 140||March 15, 2023 10:53 PM|
I'm Kathy Burke
|by Anonymous||reply 141||March 15, 2023 10:54 PM|
I'm the diazepam
|by Anonymous||reply 142||March 15, 2023 10:57 PM|
I'm the Sun and the Daily Mail
|by Anonymous||reply 143||March 15, 2023 10:59 PM|
I'm the fag hanging from Dot Cotton's mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||March 15, 2023 11:01 PM|
I'm the turkey twizzlers for tea
|by Anonymous||reply 145||March 15, 2023 11:02 PM|
I'm the obese children
|by Anonymous||reply 146||March 15, 2023 11:02 PM|
I'm Danny Dong's massive scally/chav dong.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||March 15, 2023 11:03 PM|
I'm the teenage pregnancy (usually to a mixed race child)
|by Anonymous||reply 148||March 15, 2023 11:04 PM|
I'm the local run down Wetherspoons
|by Anonymous||reply 149||March 15, 2023 11:05 PM|
I'm the terrible kids names like 'Kelsey Jemima Rose' and 'Nevaeh' and 'Samson'
|by Anonymous||reply 150||March 15, 2023 11:09 PM|
This thread reminds me of the Slobs
|by Anonymous||reply 151||March 15, 2023 11:09 PM|
I'm the gypsies/travellers known as Con artists running around picking pockets.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||March 16, 2023 12:00 AM|
Pickpockets? Amateurs. The Monarchy has stolen billions, on a global scale.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||March 16, 2023 12:03 AM|
R153 is an idiot.
Look to the Saudi when you say that, crank loon.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||March 16, 2023 12:09 AM|
I’m Kate Middleton
|by Anonymous||reply 155||March 16, 2023 12:16 AM|
I’m bubbles and squeak
|by Anonymous||reply 156||March 16, 2023 12:16 AM|
Typical snowflake Britt R154. All the britts are cunts. Just look at those hideous inbred faces. Frightening.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||March 16, 2023 12:18 AM|
Every second word out of my mouth is "cunt".
|by Anonymous||reply 158||March 16, 2023 12:44 AM|
I'm their acquiescent servility.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||March 16, 2023 12:50 AM|
I can't wait for Cuntzilla to be Queef.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||March 16, 2023 12:52 AM|
I'm the cheerful mix and max of counterfeit designer pieces and Aldi fashion basics.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||March 16, 2023 12:57 AM|
I'm the cheerful mix of contempt and fascism mixed with age old racism.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||March 16, 2023 1:31 AM|
I'm a care worker
|by Anonymous||reply 163||March 16, 2023 1:35 AM|
I'm a Guy Ritchie wanna be mobster movie where everyone is being whacked over a missing bag of 10 000 pounds
|by Anonymous||reply 164||March 16, 2023 1:38 AM|
I’m Pippas pancake ass
|by Anonymous||reply 165||March 16, 2023 1:45 AM|
I'm a gift basket from Iceland.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||March 16, 2023 2:20 AM|
I’m three of the four Beatles bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||March 16, 2023 2:40 AM|
I’m the hatchet faced horsey women who think of themselves as world class beauties
|by Anonymous||reply 168||March 16, 2023 3:06 AM|
I'm firty free years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||March 16, 2023 3:15 AM|
I'm the food package from an unmarried America woman
|by Anonymous||reply 170||March 16, 2023 3:19 AM|
I’m a Croydon facelift.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||March 16, 2023 3:20 AM|
I’m the huge titties on Page 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||March 16, 2023 3:21 AM|
It's a right bloody palava, in'it?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||March 16, 2023 3:23 AM|
I'm eatin kurd.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||March 16, 2023 4:17 AM|
I'm the shower I had last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||March 16, 2023 5:50 AM|
I'M A COCK DESTROYER
|by Anonymous||reply 176||March 16, 2023 6:06 AM|
We're the girls dressed for a weekend binge.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||March 16, 2023 7:20 AM|
I’m gay white chav and I really fancy the Pakis.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||March 16, 2023 8:59 AM|
I’m the shit faced drunk and arses and/or tits out stag and hen parties. We populate late night weekend city streets. Also can seen gathered and drunk at airports any time, night or day. We use words such as ‘lush’ and ‘mint’ to express our approval and approbation - especially when someone gets another round in.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||March 16, 2023 11:39 AM|
Let the toffs have the Oxford Comma. We got the Greengrocer's Apostrophe.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||March 16, 2023 11:44 AM|
Daisy and Onslow's residence is down the road.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||March 16, 2023 11:46 AM|
I’m the relief felt that I am not a low-class person in America, stuck in one of those places where schools require metal detectors, active shooter drills, and buckets of stones to fend of any armed teenager with a grudge. And where people just get on with their lives as if this is normal!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||March 16, 2023 11:55 AM|
We're the eels that once fed London's poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||March 16, 2023 11:59 AM|
I'm the largest possible flatscreen TV, left on loudly all day, pumping out my colourful trash of unachievable materialism, creating both want and resentment, successfully pulping the brains of all who worship me.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||March 16, 2023 12:21 PM|
[quote] I’m the relief felt that I am not a low-class person in America, stuck in one of those places where schools require metal detectors, active shooter drills, and buckets of stones to fend of any armed teenager with a grudge.
Often just called Blue Cities
|by Anonymous||reply 185||March 16, 2023 12:29 PM|
I'm "the meter," a staple in their homes. Better not run out of coins or prepayments if they want to cook or stay warm.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||March 16, 2023 12:29 PM|
[quote]Let's be low-class British people
In 98% of cases, that's a redundancy if you use the word "English."
|by Anonymous||reply 187||March 16, 2023 12:35 PM|
WHEN CAN WE BE JEWS!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||March 16, 2023 12:40 PM|
[quote] Police in England and Wales (pop c 60M) killed less than ten.
What language do they speak in England?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||March 16, 2023 12:51 PM|
I never Difficulty understanding a well spoken Brit.
But can they say the same thing about you?
|by Anonymous||reply 190||March 16, 2023 12:56 PM|
[quote] I never Difficulty understanding a well spoken Brit.
Christ, where the fuck are you from? Not only do you suck at writing a coherent sentence, but you don't know how to capitalize properly.
And yes, they can certainly say the same thing about me. I have a true and cultivated Mid-Atlantic accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||March 16, 2023 1:10 PM|
I'm the Essex girl who was halfway to Norway before I realized a 14 inch Viking was a TV set
|by Anonymous||reply 192||March 16, 2023 1:12 PM|
R190 looks like you made a fool of yourself.
[quote] I never Difficulty understanding a well spoken Brit.
Now try: "I never have difficulty understanding a well-spoken Brit."
You see, R190, you needed the word 'have' and you needn't capitalize 'difficulty' and you needed a hyphen with 'well-spoken.'
Not that hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||March 16, 2023 1:12 PM|
"Are we posh or are we tatty?"
|by Anonymous||reply 194||March 16, 2023 1:12 PM|
[quote]he new I was a Yank as I was wearing white athletic shoes.
oh FUCKING DEAR
|by Anonymous||reply 195||March 16, 2023 1:13 PM|
Wow. He recognized your Yankdom as you were wearing shoes? What the fuck does that have to do with it?
Do you think he would have recognized your Yankdom as you were wearing slippers?
I get recognized as a Yankees fan as I'm wearing a Yankees ball cap.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||March 16, 2023 1:20 PM|
I'm OP. The British Troll of The Data Lounge. My racism, sexism and homophobia is who I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||March 16, 2023 1:28 PM|
I'm the Virgin-Atlantic aircrew whose flight you hope you miss.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||March 16, 2023 1:32 PM|
R193 direct your ire at R90
|by Anonymous||reply 199||March 16, 2023 2:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 200||March 16, 2023 2:13 PM|
I’m the “know what I mean?” that punctuates every other sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||March 16, 2023 2:15 PM|
Calling people 'love'
|by Anonymous||reply 202||March 16, 2023 2:16 PM|
I’m the 6-seat stroller
|by Anonymous||reply 203||March 16, 2023 2:20 PM|
I am everyone on the Coronation Street tour
|by Anonymous||reply 204||March 16, 2023 2:39 PM|
I'm a bone dumb, poorly fed, poorly educated, overweight and dead drunk working class Brit. But however pathetic my situation, it will never be as pathetic or shaming as that of my American cousins.
Because unlike they, I will always have a safety net of state housing and medical care.
Because unlike they, I live in a country that looks after its poor, including its working poor.
It's not a country that enshrines free speech. It's not a country that believes in openness, and equality for all. But unlike the richest country in the world, which spits on its peasantry, this country of kings and queens, and lords and ladies, and vast inequality, nevertheless knows how to treat 'them downstairs'.
America has a very, VERY long way to go in emulating that achievement in respecting human dignity.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||March 16, 2023 3:03 PM|
R205 our country is so very much older and wiser and more tired than your bucking adolescent nation. We’ve had many centuries to learn from mistakes and to reach a kind of weary balance on the class fulcrum (still unfair, and still in peril of tipping, of course).
|by Anonymous||reply 206||March 16, 2023 3:24 PM|
I am the mixed race kids, lots and lots of mixed race kids, with a grandmother from Ireland and another from Jamaica. A grandpa who is Scottish and a grandpa who is Nigerian.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||March 16, 2023 3:34 PM|
^ I wouldn't even purchase a dog with that type of pedigree. I don't even think I'd rent one.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||March 16, 2023 3:38 PM|
R198 No worries. Virgin crews are frequently confused and miss the flight when they see the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the back of the hotel room door and won't leave.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||March 16, 2023 3:47 PM|
R207 I'm the incomprehensible accent of those kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||March 16, 2023 3:51 PM|
Bangers and mash I am I am bangers and mash I yam.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||March 16, 2023 4:01 PM|
I'm the british posh that is confused for trailer trash in every other part of the world... from their teeth to their girth without the mirth and their general disdain for everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||March 16, 2023 5:55 PM|
I'm a deep-fried Mars Bar, shoved into any orifice the user likes.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||March 16, 2023 9:01 PM|
How about the chip butty? Or worse, the crisp sandwich. In white bread of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||March 17, 2023 2:23 AM|
I always vote Tory even though I'm poor and the Tories want to keep me poor, but at least they'll make sure coloured people are poorer than me.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||March 17, 2023 4:20 AM|
[quote]I always vote Tory even though I'm poor
That's not my experience - poor people tend to vote Labour in the UK. You may be thinking of Trump supporters/red states in the US?
|by Anonymous||reply 216||March 17, 2023 4:23 AM|
It would have been better if you'd said 'I vote UKIP/BNP and think Nigel Farage has it right'.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||March 17, 2023 4:26 AM|
I shaged me mum's boyfriend...
|by Anonymous||reply 218||March 17, 2023 7:23 AM|
Working class Tories were a phenomenon once, as late as the 1970s and 1980s. Not sure it’s a thing now. I do know however in the last two General Elections many gay and Labour Party voters went Tory just for those elections.I had gay friends in the UK who told me they did so secretly. And in the last, landslide election, you had staunchly Labour areas (north of England for instance) which went Tory. In that election when the area north of Newcastle was reported Tory I knew it was going to be a landline. That area had voted Labour in election since there was a Labour Party. Whether this will happen next time is up in the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||March 17, 2023 8:02 AM|
I’ll be Australia.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||March 17, 2023 8:22 AM|
I’ll be Billy Elliott.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||March 17, 2023 8:27 AM|
I’ll be Adele.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||March 17, 2023 8:28 AM|
I’ll be the beggar woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||March 17, 2023 8:29 AM|
I’ll be Oliver.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||March 17, 2023 8:30 AM|
Oim biked beans on towst.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||March 17, 2023 12:47 PM|
I’ll be the chav in muddy trainers getting blown by me mates in a Triga film.
Any Triga film.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||March 17, 2023 12:51 PM|
I’m on the dole with my six kids friends from five different dads.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||March 17, 2023 12:51 PM|
I'm the homoerotic chav relationships.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||March 17, 2023 6:09 PM|
R226 - I have no idea what a Triga film is, then again I do wear white tennis (athletic) shoes when not participating in tennis or athletics.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||March 17, 2023 6:32 PM|
I’ll be the gruel.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||March 17, 2023 7:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 231||March 17, 2023 7:22 PM|
I'm the Pearly King and Queen (de mortuis)
I'm also the rhythmic sly Cockney dialect that grew out of the thieves private coded speech in the docks area.
And I'm also the bells of St Mary's in Bow Street, within sound of which you have to be born or you can't really be a Cockney.
I'm also Alfred Doolittle, Long John Silver, Friar Tuck, Thomas Cromwell, Horatio Hornblower, and all the other sturdy "low-class" people on whose backs Britain was built: miners, lorry drivers, grocers, tobacconists, sailors, police, farmers . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 232||March 17, 2023 7:33 PM|
Too right, R167. Working-class hero? Middle-class wanker.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||March 17, 2023 7:47 PM|
I was going to be Thomas Cromwell next but r232 stole it from me.
Back to the drawing board.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||March 17, 2023 7:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 235||March 17, 2023 7:49 PM|
If you spill a man’s drink you will get head butted. Bad scene. Too much coke.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||March 17, 2023 7:57 PM|
I'm Harry Johnson, common as muck and hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||March 17, 2023 8:53 PM|
R237- No thanks.
He eats too many English Breakfasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||March 17, 2023 11:19 PM|
That looks like some shit out of The Last of Us!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||March 18, 2023 2:05 AM|
I'm the unwashed foreskin.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||March 18, 2023 10:24 AM|
Betfred's me second home.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||March 18, 2023 12:24 PM|
I'm Milo Y.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||March 18, 2023 12:27 PM|
We don't shop at Tesco's. It seems too posh.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||March 18, 2023 5:51 PM|
I’ll be Jack the Ripper’s victims
|by Anonymous||reply 244||March 18, 2023 6:08 PM|
R217 No, Nigel's not my kind. Tommy Robinson has it right.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||March 18, 2023 6:32 PM|
I’m an American. I have an opinion on everything, which is invariably incorrect. I know about “chavs” from reality tv. I laugh at the fact that they travel to the Costa del Sol for holidays while not reflecting on the fact that I possess no passport and am too scared of foreigners to leave my big dull square state.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||March 18, 2023 7:45 PM|
R246 No, you're not an American. You're just trying to hijack a thread that lets us have fun dumping on the Limeys. Real Americans enjoy that.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||March 18, 2023 8:10 PM|
“Limeys”? How old are you, gramps?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||March 18, 2023 8:13 PM|
Where is Jeremy Clarkson????
|by Anonymous||reply 249||March 18, 2023 11:18 PM|
R249 - at R109...
|by Anonymous||reply 250||March 18, 2023 11:25 PM|
I'm the thrice used Earl Grey tea bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||March 19, 2023 12:06 AM|
R251 Muppet, no low-class Brit drinks Earl Grey.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||March 19, 2023 12:07 AM|
R252 - Who does Drink Earl Grey tea? It is so weak, it taste like water.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||March 19, 2023 12:31 AM|
I'm the smegma under the foreskins they never wash.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||March 19, 2023 12:46 AM|
R253 The upper middle class and aristos are most likely, then the middle middle class although most don't. It's just extremely unlikely that a working class Brit would drink it. Standard teabags (no variety specified) is the norm.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||March 19, 2023 6:21 AM|
I’m posh but I like a bit of rough.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||March 19, 2023 10:06 AM|
I am a costermonger I yam.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||March 19, 2023 12:46 PM|
I'm David Attenborough. And what am I doing in this thread? I certainly don't belong here.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||March 19, 2023 7:28 PM|
I’m Esther Rantzen, R258. I do.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||March 19, 2023 11:24 PM|
I'm middle-class Owen Jones who is always championing the working-class, but they don't seem to appreciate it or me. Maybe it's because I'm obsessed with chavs, Muslims, and trans.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||March 21, 2023 7:28 AM|
We used to be known as the "working class", before Universal Credit.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||March 21, 2023 11:28 AM|
I joined the police force so I could freely behave like all men did in the 70s, in word and deed - but sadly due to so-called political correctness, this is all now being questioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||March 21, 2023 12:34 PM|
All of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||March 21, 2023 1:07 PM|
R26- Your words sound rather POSH.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||March 21, 2023 1:41 PM|
I'm the "charity shop" which caters to everyone but the poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||March 21, 2023 3:10 PM|