Why do Lesbians Lie for attention

Is this a lesbian thing, or a boring attention whore thing? This is what people do when they don't have personalities.

She’s young. Someone inform her that sliders are baby burgers.

Call Buzzfeed, Tess:

Before the Social Media, I knew that Lezzies were pathological liars. They make up inconsequential shit to look better. It’s a real stereotype.

No way this chica grew up in LA, is NOT vegetarian and has never had a burger or some eggs. She is freakin 40 yrs old.

I also got lying lesbian vibes from her interview on Kimmel couple years ago.

Zooey Deschanel, 2003 Toyota Tacoma, and a trust fund.

Women aren't as likely to be directly confrontational - if you mostly socialize with other women it's easier to get away with being a liar.

R6 From the Lesbian Thanksgiving thread:

I’m pathological lying, an affliction of more than half of the attendees. They’ll come up with pointless whoppers.

Kristi (who works in retail at an outdoor gear store, drives a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and lives in a garage apartment) says she has a “massive” Trust Fund... but you know she “just don’t like to touch it.”

Kelsey (who sells soap and other crafts on Etsy) says she lived in Brooklyn for a few years, when she was about 20, where she allegedly owned a highly successful boutique vegan bakery and claims she had a “highly secret” affair with Zooey Deschanel. “Not many people know that, so don’t say anything!”

None of this is even close to true.

This year’s big lie is that they’ve had a negative COVID-19 test days before or more commonly that they have the antibodies, which leads to a full symptom description of what a horrible bout they had with coronavirus and gory details of diarrhea & phlegm. They were never sick or tested.

If a lesbian is a pathological liar, how can OP be sure she's a lesbian? Hmmmm? Riddle us that.

Maybe she's lying about having sex with women.

Yes, thank you, R8.

🤗 For the same reason that gay men on data lounge embellish their posts ?

^^That's pants-lying!

I've known some lesbians who were the definition of PATHOLOGICAL liars. Even the most basic aspects of their everyday lives were a falsehood.

There were the embellishment of qualifications that were sniffed out accidentally but alongside that, trivial crap that didn't necessitate being falsified.

She's like half the size she was in Creed I...Ozempic face from space. Buccal fat removal too.

Tessa Thompson isn't a lesbian, you dumbass. You are just making stuff up to pick on the lesbians.

Because they hope to get caught in a tongue lashing

OP is a stupid troll.

All kinds of people lie for attention, OP. You're probably a big one. Asshole.

She used to be lezz. She was in a relationship with a woman.

R20 UsEd To Be LeZz It's called bisexuality. You are welcome.

I only know her from an episode of Cold Case, good episode. She played a lesbian.

OP you’re only allowed to criticize white men (gay or straight) here. Learn the rules.

R23 Ok sorry.

She probably makes her own water, too.

Did she lay the egg herself?

Tessa is a lezzie?

R27 No. She has a boyfriend.

🔗 [italic] Earrings, Anyone ?

Didn’t know that lezzers lied a lot. The most recent one I met talks about herself and her own brilliance NON STOP

R30 She prolly lieing bout that shit.

What else is she supposed to do? Her two male co-stars are only interested in each other.

There's some eating disorder called ARFID. Basically people have "safe foods" and get physically ill at the thought of anything else. There's a whole subreddit devoted to it that I stumbled trying to help with my picky kid. I don't want him to turn into what dataloungers call "baby tastes"

[quote] UsEd To Be LeZz

Randomly capitalizing letters is what passes for scathing satire amongst millennials.

R32 Wtf are you talking about?

R34 I saw all the kill kids doing it online. So I gave it a shot

Lying about what? Hamburgers and eggs? That's not unbelievable, there are plenty of foods that I didn't eat as a kid that I've never explored as an adult. Apple pie is one of them.

And since when is she a lesbian?

And I never sucked Taika Waititi's dick.

I thought Tessa was bi?

I worked with a LARGE Lesbian ultra-liar. Just the most over the top stories, and always blurted out fight after someone told some amusing or weird anecdote ( we worked in media, and there were a lot of those) and she would retort with a very similar story, but blown into such over the top insanity that people afterwards were always left wondering how the police weren't called, or why she does not have a criminal record after doing that, or maybe, even though she dressed like Mike Meyers' teenage stoner kid, replete with perma baseball hat and lived in a shitty apt, all her stories about how ultra rich her parents are could somehow be true?

She always had trouble with keeping friends, but always found new ones rather quickly, if I remember. Now she works in Malibu at a rehab for impressionable teenagers.

[Quote] She’s young…

She’s 39 R2. Just how much of an Eldergay are you?

R27 OP just wants to pick on lesbians. Lots of people like him on DL

😏 [bold] EVERYBODY Lies.

^Not like this, they don't.

We don't want her.

She looks like a cocker spaniel and is a terrible actress. Think she is big into the casting couch. Now that she’s aging out of that she’s making shit up for attention. Not a lez though.

Lol R8

“From the Lesbian Thanksgiving thread:

I’m pathological lying, an affliction of more than half of the attendees. They’ll come up with pointless whoppers.

Kristi (who works in retail at an outdoor gear store, drives a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and lives in a garage apartment) says she has a “massive” Trust Fund... but you know she “just don’t like to touch it.”

Kelsey (who sells soap and other crafts on Etsy) says she lived in Brooklyn for a few years, when she was about 20, where she allegedly owned a highly successful boutique vegan bakery and claims she had a “highly secret” affair with Zooey Deschanel. “Not many people know that, so don’t say anything!”

None of this is even close to true.

This year’s big lie is that they’ve had a negative COVID-19 test days before or more commonly that they have the antibodies, which leads to a full symptom description of what a horrible bout they had with coronavirus and gory details of diarrhea & phlegm. They were never sick or tested.”