Which celebrity has the creepiest-looking veneers / caps / dentures?

Cher has some interesting CHOMPERS.

I noticed it watching Moonstruck.

It actually affected the way she talked, because of how they were set.

Cher would have benefited from Invisalign if it had been available then

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Cher wore metal braces on her teeth many years back to straighten them. I remember she she had them in whilst appearing on a chat show and spoke about them. She said they were coming out for the Oscars ceremony even if her teeth weren’t year fixed.

Billy Joel has the nice choppers.

Donald Trump, of course.

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Gary Busey looks like a mule.

Hilary Duff ruined her whole face with hers.

said with love and regret...Hendo :(

still wanna be his second WAG though

Billy Joel's chompers don't affect his singing. I wonder when he had them done.

QB John Elway also had Gary Busey mule teeth.

why do people put those huge, fake, blindingly white chicklets on their mouths?

Cheryl Hines!

I thought Anna Nicole had them at the end of her life, but there was no mention of them in the coroner's report. In fact, I believe he said that her teeth were natural. However, he did mention that her anus was "unremarkable". I know, unrelated...

Related, a YouTube ad popped up today. I THINK it was real.

They were these plastic teeth you can pop in over your our teeth, just like the Halloween vampire fangs.

I don’t think it was a joke. Can you imagine sitting down for a date with someone who shows up in those?

R9 I think botox, pregnancy, weight fluctuations and a little natural age changed Hilary's face more, but ok.

Steve Harvey, duh.

Demi Moore and Faye Dunaway. But who has good ones? Where you know simply because before and afters exist out there, but they look great nonetheless.

r11 Brian Bosworth called John Elway "Mr. Ed" because of his teeth.

I have a cap on one of my upper front teeth - it matches pretty well because the dentist built the thickness into the back of it. The problem with older veneers was that they only shaved down the front of the teeth a little - so the added thickness to the front looks really odd and horsey.

I loathe fake teeth/veneers. This thread was created by Satan. I am going to pray for the shield of Jesus to keep my soul safe from these MONSTROSITIES!

R20 yeah, while it’s really creepy and a bougie waste of healthy strong teeth to file them down so much for veneers, I get why it’s done purely for the aesthetic.

As a kid/teen I had one natural peg tooth, one of my front molars, and I had a resin veneer put on it. It looks and feels totally natural, to the point I sometimes forget I have it, but maybe that’s because it’s just the one and the tooth under it was already so small and thin.

Joe Biden, and he's looking like Fire Marshall Bill, too.

Why do people get them? Is it purely aesthetic or do they have dental issues? Cher’s natural teeth and smile were pretty in the post above.

Wouldn’t a singer/musician like Billy Joel be afraid veneers might interfere with his enunciation?

I find Jim’s teeth (the character on The Office) distracting. Does he have veneers. It looks like he avoids smiling and showing his teeth. Maybe that was just his character.

I prefer real teeth, but understand the need for options as dental issues arise.

Mackenzie Phillips. I wonder if she lost them to drugs?

Young or old. Mackenzie is one ugly broad. What was her Dad thinking?

Billy Joel’s teeth are real!

Tom Cruise

Ya think r25??

Billy Piper. She returned to Doctor Who during the Catherine Tate season and could barely speak her lines because of her new teefs.

Not really a celebrity, but Meghan Markle.

Darn, I’m a huge Billie Piper fan. Her lookalike sis, Elle has an even worse mouth. The really bad pics are from that mag that shall not be named, so here’s a different link with nearly the same pics.

Let's face real life: teeth dull a bit with age. When you see these older men and women, especially skinny woman, big fake chompers look terrible. Faye D looks like she's gargling beer.

You can see Colby Donaldson's (from Survivor) glowing from space.

Did Gary Busey have a stroke or something? Looking into his mouth made my dick wilt.

r35 Gary Busey has brain damage due to a skull fracture he suffered during a motorcycle accident while he was not wearing a helmet.

OK thanks R36. I'm sorry to hear that. R8's pic was very unpleasant.

Paula Dean's teeth have always unsettled me. They're stark white, perfectly shaped and you can see every single tooth when she smiles. Does she have veneers or full-on implants?

r38 We need a picture.

R30 Bad "Turkey Teef".

Bob Newhart

The late Martha Raye

Faye Dunaway’s are terrifying

Alex Rodriguez

It seems the technology just isn't there yet. Or maybe the artistry. They can make perfect straight, blaring white teeth which no natural human on earth would ever possess. I had an uncle get false teeth and they made them yellow and slightly crooked. and they actually looked like they matched his intact lower teeth.

Lil Wayne puts his money where his mouth is!

Simon Cowell

Busey owns this thread.

Christ R3, you could warn a guy.

R43-Do you know what you are you’re a little homosexual man.

Emma Stone's aren't good.

Colbert had Kamala Harris and Carrie Coon on the other night, and I noticed that they both had really nice teeth. It was unusual to see two celebrity women in a row with believable teeth. Maybe they're their own, just straightened and whitened.

Simon Cowell has the purtiest teeth I ever cum across!

With all the money Coweell has, he could have bought more natural-looking teef

Every time I see the word teef I giggle like third-grader saying “fuck”

The shape of Faye Dunaway's teeth at R43 look like headstones in a graveyard or like Moses' stone tablets for the Ten Commandments.

The problem is that teeth aren't opaque, they're somewhat translucent. These bad "teeth" look too opaque and TOO WHITE.

Here’s one I forgot about. Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer.

Watching him talk with them is just so fucking distracting. Ugh!!!

Although they never detracted from his overall hotness, when I first started watching “Justified” I thought Timothy Olyphant’s new chompers were a bit distracting.

Rudy's bargain basement veneers don’t even completely cover his rotting brown teeth.

YES, R57! I forgot about him. And they surely do detract from his hotness IMO.

Max Theiroit is another. There’s a reason in most of his photos he doesn’t smile. He done know he fucked up.

Ian McShane's teeth scared the shit outta me.

Sorry, but . . .

R47 i Was going to say Hunter Biden, but you win.

Paging Miss Warwitch, paging Miss Warwitch!

[quote]...and you can see every single tooth when she smiles.

I find that extreme hyena smile horrible. It's not natural to bare all of one's teeth by opening one's mouth ear to fucking ear. Even if you are proud of being exceptionally blessed with 62 white soldiers, I don't enjoy seeing people's dental work when they do the jackal. You look like an insane clown.

A natural smile? Great. Carry on. But a natural smile that looks like an appropriate reaction to the moment, not a cover shoot for Big Blinding White Choppers Monthly.

A decade and a half of full-time selfie takers and their insanely exaggerated smiles has made a world of freaks. No wonder they grind down their teeth and replace them with giant plates of enamel, then whiten them until blue-white to match their fake eye color.

What’s the secret to getting natural looking veneers? I think too many people get them too big and way, way too white.

The material veneers are made also looks way too artificial. They should try to mimick teef's natural texture. They look like what they are - slabs of porcelain

Oh! Please give me British teeth instead!

r67, if you'd rather have Simon Cowell's grotesque fake teeth at r47, you're welcome to them. Those are the worst of all so far.

I want his creepy plastic face too!

My front teeth have somehow become stained a little brown at the edges, despite the fact I clean diligently and don't smoke/drink/meth it up. All my teeth are also slightly yellow naturally--I could get finance to have them either straightened or whitened as a kid but not both. My hygienist says she'll try to fix it but isn't sure what if anything can be done.

It's forcing me to smile close-lipped, as if I'm smirking or smizing like a smartass 90s sitcom character. Wish I had the confidence to say fuck the beauty paradigm and not care. But I'm too self conscious to just bare them.

Crest whitestrips, R70

Meghan M showed off her new teeth with that stupid umbrella picture, fakest fake that ever faked.

You birches are slipping. Rex Ryan, football coach and Big Brother contestant, owns this thread.

Billy Joel's veneers aren't creepy, Billy Joel is creepy.

Spend a lot, R65. A whole lot.

Cheers R62

Is "Neon Deion" Sanders named after his teeth?

Has anyone here kissed someone with veneers? Can you tell the difference between real and fake teeth?

If the veneers look bad, can you replace them easily? I really don’t understand what veneers are.

Dtyu