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Zachary Levi has no business being SHAZAM!

He looks really old.

Nobody wants a middle-aged superhero.

It's ridiculous.

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by Anonymousreply 50March 23, 2023 4:18 AM

Ozempic face?

by Anonymousreply 1March 10, 2023 8:11 PM

[quote]Nobody wants a middle-aged superhero.

I not so respectfully beg to differ.

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by Anonymousreply 2March 10, 2023 8:13 PM

Paul Rudd is not middle-aged.

He'll be 54 this year.

That makes him a Senior Citizen.

by Anonymousreply 3March 10, 2023 8:19 PM

Paul Rudd is cute there is a difference.

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2023 8:28 PM

Captain Marvel always looked older and bulkier than Superman did.

That was part of the original drawings of him and has been maintained for the past 70+ years.

Zach was perfect for the part with the 2019 movie, but now four years later, he is looking a little long in the tooth.

by Anonymousreply 5March 10, 2023 8:44 PM

Gotta love the dickless look.

by Anonymousreply 6March 10, 2023 8:53 PM

I apologize that I thought at first that was Liza.

by Anonymousreply 7March 11, 2023 5:30 AM

I'd drink his piss.

by Anonymousreply 8March 11, 2023 5:33 AM

Well, I think Zachary Levi still looks cute!

by Anonymousreply 9March 11, 2023 6:00 AM

[quote] Nobody wants a middle-aged superhero.

Put down the crack pipe.

by Anonymousreply 10March 11, 2023 6:21 AM

Oh dear God - I just threw up after looking at OP’s thread photo of Zach. What were they thinking posting that horribly unflattering picture of Zach.

by Anonymousreply 11March 11, 2023 7:07 AM

No ageism please.

by Anonymousreply 12March 11, 2023 7:25 AM

Anti vaxxer is not our friend!

by Anonymousreply 13March 11, 2023 7:32 AM

A site filled with elderly men who are as ageist as possible. Lots of superhero actors older than this guy too.

by Anonymousreply 14March 11, 2023 7:36 AM
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by Anonymousreply 15March 11, 2023 7:51 AM

If Fox News is getting "dinged" for spreading false information, so should this asshole.

Which won't be a problem for me since theres only one season of Mrs. Maisel left.

They might eliminate his character. They might not. He's not part of the main cast, so it's no big deal.

I stopped watching Marvel movies long time ago.

First the plots started getting worse.

Secondly, no matter cute, charming, or attractive the actor is, it got harder and harder for them to carry a movie that's so badly plotted.

I will admit, the Marvel series that were "failures" fared a lot better with the right actor. Krysten Ritter and her co-stars made that shit show highly entertaining.

And Charlie Carver and Co. did it for the first season of Daredevil.

Not so much after that.

And although Mike Colter is hot as fuck and he's one of my favorite actors on my favorite tv shows (Evil), I got nothing from Luke Cage, the series.

by Anonymousreply 16March 11, 2023 8:05 AM

He seems to be lacking a crotch.

Also, what the hell has he done to his face?

by Anonymousreply 17March 11, 2023 8:08 AM

R17 anti depressants bloat?

by Anonymousreply 18March 11, 2023 8:15 AM

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 19March 11, 2023 3:24 PM

Come on, don’t you just want to snuggle him in bed??

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by Anonymousreply 20March 12, 2023 3:50 AM

Its a weird film all round at this point Asher Angel is pushing 21 and his characters superpower is to turn into a 42 year old. Its a gift few would want.

by Anonymousreply 21March 12, 2023 3:55 AM

Anti-vaxxer with gayface

by Anonymousreply 22March 12, 2023 4:05 AM

Levi's comment in the IG post at R20: "Thank you to all our amazing @shazammovie fans for coming out!"

Interesting choice of words from someone who seems to be in the closet!

by Anonymousreply 23March 12, 2023 7:42 AM

42, no spouse, no children.

One wife for one year in 2014. (They were married in June and separated in December.)

He's clearly addicted to pussy!

by Anonymousreply 24March 12, 2023 8:07 AM

R24 maybe he is just shy?

by Anonymousreply 25March 12, 2023 10:47 AM

R16 not be a semantic queen but… Shazam is not a Marvel character.

by Anonymousreply 26March 12, 2023 10:54 AM

R26, originally, Shazam was called Captain Marvel. This was the comic book character who Baby John loved in the 1961 West Side Story movie (in the original play, it had been Superman). You know the part where Baby John says, “Gee I love him!” and A-Rab says, “So marry him!” (followed by Anybodys saying, “I ain’t never gonna get married, too noisy!” They were talking about Shazam!

by Anonymousreply 27March 12, 2023 7:25 PM

But, but Zachary Levi goes to the BEST synagogue!

by Anonymousreply 28March 12, 2023 7:36 PM

[quote]originally, Shazam was called Captain Marvel.

And "Shazam" was originally the magic word that transformed Billy Batson into Captain Marvel.

by Anonymousreply 29March 12, 2023 7:37 PM

[quote] But, but Zachary Levi goes to the BEST synagogue!

He's not Jewish though.

by Anonymousreply 30March 12, 2023 7:39 PM

Zachary Levi pretends to be Jewish for the sake of his career AND goes to the BEST synagogue.

by Anonymousreply 31March 12, 2023 7:51 PM

I'm fine with him

by Anonymousreply 32March 12, 2023 7:59 PM

He's on Kelly Clarkson Show today and damn! he looks sexy. He's getting better looking as he gets older. He also has a great singing voice (did a duet with KC) and said he would like to go into a music career.

He said he's part Irish )'a lot of Irish blood in me'), but he sure looks Jewish to me.

For the record, fat-ass Clarkson needs to know when to shut up and let her guests talk. She keeps interrupting and is very distracting.

by Anonymousreply 33March 16, 2023 7:11 PM

R33 he looks half-African, half-Roma to me.

by Anonymousreply 34March 16, 2023 8:58 PM

Why does Jimmy Fallon look like he’s ogling Zachary Levi in thar last photo and wants to hook up with him??

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by Anonymousreply 35March 18, 2023 7:36 AM

john Cena would have been perfect instead of Levi.

by Anonymousreply 36March 18, 2023 7:43 AM

Lol, R16!

by Anonymousreply 37March 18, 2023 8:18 AM

He's really very sexy. He might be pretty good as Shazam.

by Anonymousreply 38March 18, 2023 8:22 AM

R21 The SHAZAM adult powered up form is supposed to be Billy Baston's "idealized form" according to the comics.

DC and Marvel both had characters named Captain Marvel. Fawcett comics created their version of Captain Marvel in the 40s. In either 1953 or 1954 DC sued Fawcett comics claiming that Captain Marvel was too similar to Superman. Fawcett ceased production on Captain Marvel after the lawsuit and eventually went out of business. Marvel comics in late 60s took advantage of this and created their Captain Marvel and trademarked the name. Which in turn forced DC who had purchased Fawcett's properties to change the character's name to SHAZAM so as not to get into a costly lawsuit with Marvel.

by Anonymousreply 39March 18, 2023 8:28 AM

Come on out of the closet already, Zachary Levi!

by Anonymousreply 40March 19, 2023 12:37 AM

Underwhelming box office performance this weekend.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 19, 2023 12:47 AM

^^ The chances of a "Shazam 3" are looking awfully slim. Which is more than can be said for Zachary Levi. ^^

by Anonymousreply 42March 19, 2023 12:49 AM

poor zachary

by Anonymousreply 43March 19, 2023 11:48 AM

It was great

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by Anonymousreply 44March 19, 2023 1:38 PM

[quote]ts a weird film all round at this point Asher Angel is pushing 21 and his characters superpower is to turn into a 42 year old. Its a gift few would want.

How so?

It's the most common superpower on DL that a 42 year old turns into a 21 year old when he goes out in public.

by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2023 9:37 PM

In promos for the movie, Zach Levi's face is a totally different color from his neck.

That movie won't be winning any makeup awards, that's for damned sure.

by Anonymousreply 46March 19, 2023 9:43 PM

uh oh drama queens

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by Anonymousreply 47March 23, 2023 3:23 AM

First of all, Zachary Levi's birth name is Zachary Levi Pugh - he was raised in a strongly Christian household. Wikipedia shows that he was married for less than 6 months: On June 16, 2014, Canadian actress Missy Peregrym announced that she and Levi had married in Maui, Hawaii. They filed for divorce in April 2015, with the separation date listed in court documents as December 3, 2014.

Might be gay, might be fucked up Christian closet case, might be straight and unlucky in love. I find his smile kinda gay-looking. I would not throw him out of bed. I actually think that picture made him look beefier and older. Also, I think we have some plastic faux muscles going on under that superhero bodysuit.

I saw him in "She Loves Me" on Broadway and he was a delightful musical theater leading man and sang really well. He might have made a better Harold Hill in "The Music Man" than Hugh Jackman.

by Anonymousreply 48March 23, 2023 3:50 AM

I liked Zachary Levi in Chuck. It was a fun show and his brother-in-law, Captain Awesome (Ryan McPartlin) is a former DL heartthrob.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 23, 2023 4:01 AM

Watched him on BBC One's, "The One Show" with Dame Helen. The camera showed him sitting on the couch with his legs spread open and there was NO bulge. Must have small balls and dick. Also, his 10x Great Grandmother was accused of Witchcraft.

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by Anonymousreply 50March 23, 2023 4:18 AM
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