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Awful Jobs for Celebrities

Winona Ryder — personal shopper

Whitney Houston — lifeguard

Fate Dunaway and Warren Beatty — mail sorters

by Anonymousreply 328April 9, 2023 4:17 AM

Caitlyn Jenner - chauffeuse

Donald Trump - personal chef

Ben Affleck - sobriety coach

by Anonymousreply 1March 10, 2023 8:48 AM

Brendad Ickson - editor or actress.

by Anonymousreply 2March 10, 2023 8:59 AM

Mail sorters???

by Anonymousreply 3March 10, 2023 9:01 AM

Donald Trump — President

Janet Jackson — Singer

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2023 9:32 AM

Harvey Weinstein - rape crisis counselor

Chris Brown - anger management counselor

Britney Spears - college professor

OJ Simpson - private investigator

by Anonymousreply 5March 10, 2023 9:37 AM

Bryan Singer - childcare professional

by Anonymousreply 6March 10, 2023 9:38 AM

Ezra Miller-Girls gym coach

by Anonymousreply 7March 10, 2023 9:41 AM

Janet Jackson - vocal coach

George W. Bush - librarian

Viola Davis - motivational speaker

by Anonymousreply 8March 10, 2023 9:42 AM

Wesley Snipes - accountant

by Anonymousreply 9March 10, 2023 9:43 AM

Alec Baldwin - Gun Safety Officer

by Anonymousreply 10March 10, 2023 9:44 AM

G. - speech writer

by Anonymousreply 11March 10, 2023 9:44 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12March 10, 2023 9:45 AM

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by Anonymousreply 13March 10, 2023 9:56 AM

Madonna - Monk

by Anonymousreply 14March 10, 2023 10:00 AM

Matt Damon - Hair Sylist

by Anonymousreply 15March 10, 2023 10:01 AM

Chrissy Metz - Fit model

by Anonymousreply 16March 10, 2023 10:17 AM

Lainie Kazan- store stocker; Bruce Willis- boy's middle school gym teacher; Chrissy Metz- prep cook; Dolly Parton- Amish farm wife; Stormy Daniels- Nun.

by Anonymousreply 17March 10, 2023 10:43 AM

Dick Van Dyck - dialect coach

by Anonymousreply 18March 10, 2023 11:49 AM

Chloe Sevigny - actress

by Anonymousreply 19March 10, 2023 11:51 AM

Paris Hilton - university professor

Kim Kardashian - librarian

Frankie Grande - dermatologist

by Anonymousreply 20March 10, 2023 11:59 AM

Liza - speech therapist

by Anonymousreply 21March 10, 2023 12:03 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker - equestrian.

by Anonymousreply 22March 10, 2023 12:06 PM

Timothee Chalamet - personal trainer

by Anonymousreply 23March 10, 2023 12:16 PM

Kevin Spacey - rape counselor

by Anonymousreply 24March 10, 2023 12:17 PM

G - Actress (or actor)

by Anonymousreply 25March 10, 2023 12:20 PM

Madonna - Image Consultant

by Anonymousreply 26March 10, 2023 12:24 PM

Jennifer Lopez - marriage counselor

Nick Cannon - Planned Parenthood president

Cardi B - English teacher

by Anonymousreply 27March 10, 2023 12:24 PM

Britney Spears - singer

by Anonymousreply 28March 10, 2023 12:25 PM

Madonna - virgin

by Anonymousreply 29March 10, 2023 12:27 PM

Coldplay - rock band

by Anonymousreply 30March 10, 2023 12:27 PM

Felicity Huffman - college admissions officer

by Anonymousreply 31March 10, 2023 12:28 PM

Mel Gibson - Chairman, Anti-Defamation League board of directors

by Anonymousreply 32March 10, 2023 12:31 PM

Karen Carpenter - restaurant reviewer

by Anonymousreply 33March 10, 2023 12:32 PM

Jen Shah - gerontology nurse

by Anonymousreply 34March 10, 2023 12:34 PM

Madonna - Nun Michael Jackson - Home Childcare Provider Mariah Carey - Polygraph Examiner or Fitness Personal Trainer

by Anonymousreply 35March 10, 2023 12:39 PM

Bryan Singer, youth pastor.

by Anonymousreply 36March 10, 2023 12:42 PM

Chrissy Teigen - Youth Counselor

by Anonymousreply 37March 10, 2023 1:01 PM

Madonna - acting coach

by Anonymousreply 38March 10, 2023 1:07 PM

Mel Gibson - rabbi

Michael Jackson - youth minister

Lori Loughlin - admissions director

Johnny Depp - bodywash spokesperson

Roseanne - BLM president

George Michael - parks & rec director

by Anonymousreply 39March 10, 2023 1:07 PM

Boiy George Drug Counselor

by Anonymousreply 40March 10, 2023 1:12 PM

Joan Van Ark - plastic surgeon

by Anonymousreply 41March 10, 2023 1:18 PM

Paul Walker - Universal Studios backlot tram driver

by Anonymousreply 42March 10, 2023 1:19 PM

Tom Cruise - Raymour & Flanigan showroom salesperson

by Anonymousreply 43March 10, 2023 1:21 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis - Academy Award PR Director

by Anonymousreply 44March 10, 2023 1:23 PM

King Charles - Pen Salesman

Queen Camilla - Bra Fitter

Prince William - Seller of magazines on a street corner for more than a few hours

Catherine, Princess of Wales - Smoking Cessation Coach

Prince Harry - Mental Health Advocate.

Meghan, Duchess of Montecito - Geriatric Hospice Nurse.

by Anonymousreply 45March 10, 2023 1:25 PM

Mark Wahlberg - Curator of Asian History Museum

by Anonymousreply 46March 10, 2023 1:39 PM

Any Kennedy - Bodyguard

by Anonymousreply 47March 10, 2023 1:40 PM

Christian Bale - Anger Management Counselor

Mark Wahlberg - AAPI Diversity Manager

by Anonymousreply 48March 10, 2023 1:41 PM

Elliott Smith- Knife safety consultant.

by Anonymousreply 49March 10, 2023 1:43 PM

Armie Hammer - Chef

Shawn Mendes - Drill Sergeant

Sam Smith - Stylist

Demi Lovato - Mental health professional

by Anonymousreply 50March 10, 2023 1:44 PM

Kanye West - Psychiatrist

Asia Argento - High school teacher

Cardi B - Nun

Chrissy Metz - Dietitian

by Anonymousreply 51March 10, 2023 1:50 PM

Michael Strahan - Elocution Coach

by Anonymousreply 52March 10, 2023 1:52 PM

Amber Heard - Heterosexual couples counselor

by Anonymousreply 53March 10, 2023 1:55 PM

Brad Pitt - Hygiene Coach

Matthew McConaughey - Assistant Hygiene Coach

by Anonymousreply 54March 10, 2023 2:17 PM

R29 There is a such a job as professional virgin? What a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 55March 10, 2023 2:25 PM

R51 Dammit you beat to me Cardi B and nun.

by Anonymousreply 56March 10, 2023 2:26 PM

Bryan Singer - Priest

by Anonymousreply 57March 10, 2023 2:26 PM

Jada Pinkett Smith - Housewife

by Anonymousreply 58March 10, 2023 2:26 PM

Ted Danson-Professor of African American Studies

by Anonymousreply 59March 10, 2023 2:27 PM

Whoopi Goldberg-Professor of Holocaust/Jewish Studies

by Anonymousreply 60March 10, 2023 2:27 PM

Kanye - Holocaust Museum Curator

by Anonymousreply 61March 10, 2023 2:28 PM

R60 There is no such thing as a holocaust studies. What a cunt you are.

by Anonymousreply 62March 10, 2023 2:29 PM

Cardi B - Spanish teacher

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 63March 10, 2023 2:30 PM

[quote] There is no such thing as a holocaust studies. What a cunt you are.

Not R60 but yes there is.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 64March 10, 2023 2:32 PM

Debra Winger - Homemaker

Maureen McCormick - Nun

Lisa Lampanelli - Kindergarten teacher

Sonny Bono - Ski instructor

by Anonymousreply 65March 10, 2023 2:37 PM

I stand corrected. Apologies.

by Anonymousreply 66March 10, 2023 2:40 PM

Elliot Page - bodybuilder

by Anonymousreply 67March 10, 2023 2:43 PM

Donald Trump - Ethics Officer

by Anonymousreply 68March 10, 2023 2:44 PM

George Santos - Human Resources Rep

by Anonymousreply 69March 10, 2023 2:44 PM

Kelly Rowland - Project Team Lead

by Anonymousreply 70March 10, 2023 2:45 PM

Marjorie Taylor Greene- gay and lesbian studies professor

by Anonymousreply 71March 10, 2023 3:46 PM

Glenn Close - Loss Prevention Manager

by Anonymousreply 72March 10, 2023 5:17 PM

Gloria and Emilio Estefan-boating instructors

by Anonymousreply 73March 10, 2023 5:46 PM

Patti LuPone - Anger Management Coach

by Anonymousreply 74March 10, 2023 5:52 PM

Frances McDormand -supermodel

by Anonymousreply 75March 10, 2023 5:53 PM

Sam Smith - biology teacher

by Anonymousreply 76March 10, 2023 5:56 PM

Austin Butler-Elvis impersonator

by Anonymousreply 77March 10, 2023 6:11 PM

Ashlee Simpson - Rock Star

Avril Lavigne - Punk

Amy Winehouse - Sobriety Coach

by Anonymousreply 78March 10, 2023 6:16 PM

[quote] Whoopi Goldberg-Professor of Holocaust/Jewish Studies

OR...

Rape Crisis Counsellor. You know the first question she'd ask is "But, was it rape rape"?

by Anonymousreply 79March 10, 2023 6:21 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow-EBT case worker.

by Anonymousreply 80March 10, 2023 6:28 PM

R80 you must mean welfare case worker or social worker. There is no such thing as an EBT case worker.

by Anonymousreply 81March 10, 2023 6:30 PM

Bill Cosby - pharmacist

by Anonymousreply 82March 10, 2023 6:39 PM

Will Smith - boxer

by Anonymousreply 83March 10, 2023 6:41 PM

Shawniqua Mendes - Conversion therapy coach

by Anonymousreply 84March 10, 2023 6:49 PM

Neil Hannon - National Express Bus Driver

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 85March 10, 2023 7:08 PM

Christina Aguilera - Makeup Artist

Beyonce - Audiobook Narrator

Britney Spears - Fashion Stylist

by Anonymousreply 86March 10, 2023 7:09 PM

R Kelly - Middle School Teacher

by Anonymousreply 87March 10, 2023 7:18 PM

Jeffrey Jones - Weight Loss Coach

by Anonymousreply 88March 10, 2023 7:24 PM

Some of these have really made me giggle.

Kirsty MacColl - keel inspector

by Anonymousreply 89March 10, 2023 9:08 PM

Anne Heche - Driving instructor or insurance agent

Paula Deen - Soul food restaurant owner

Casey Anthony - Childcare provider

by Anonymousreply 90March 10, 2023 9:41 PM

R21 I think you mean...

Liza - shpeech sherapisht

by Anonymousreply 91March 10, 2023 9:50 PM

O J - Anger management counselor

by Anonymousreply 92March 10, 2023 10:58 PM

Faye Dunaway - Dry Cleaner Clerk

by Anonymousreply 93March 10, 2023 11:12 PM

Steve Harvey - Election official

by Anonymousreply 94March 10, 2023 11:12 PM

Liza Minnelli - Professional Matchmaker for straight people

by Anonymousreply 95March 10, 2023 11:15 PM

Robert Downey Jr. - DEA Agent

by Anonymousreply 96March 10, 2023 11:18 PM

Leo - HR Manager

Jennifer Lawrence - Guidance Counselor

Colin Farrell - prison guard (he'd make all the inmates want to stay in their cells & watch him walk by)

by Anonymousreply 97March 10, 2023 11:53 PM

Liza Minnelli - Speech Language Pathologist

by Anonymousreply 98March 11, 2023 12:05 AM

Linda Blair - Professional Mourner

by Anonymousreply 99March 11, 2023 12:12 AM

William Shatner - Lifeguard

by Anonymousreply 100March 11, 2023 12:20 AM

Caitlin Jenner - life coach

by Anonymousreply 101March 11, 2023 12:24 AM

Stevie Wonder- pilot

by Anonymousreply 102March 11, 2023 2:43 AM

Hilaria Baldwin - Planned Parenthood Doc

by Anonymousreply 103March 11, 2023 2:44 AM

Whitney Houston - Drug Addiction Counselor

by Anonymousreply 104March 11, 2023 2:45 AM

Leo - Gigolo(for women)

by Anonymousreply 105March 11, 2023 2:46 AM

Madonna - vocalist

by Anonymousreply 106March 11, 2023 2:46 AM

One of the most original fun threads on here in sometime OP. I wanna fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 107March 11, 2023 2:46 AM

Chris Brown - Anger management therapist

by Anonymousreply 108March 11, 2023 3:04 AM

Oprah Winfrey - Weight Watchers spokesperson (Oh, wait…..)

by Anonymousreply 109March 11, 2023 3:14 AM

Marilyn Manson - Pastor

by Anonymousreply 110March 11, 2023 3:20 AM

Steve Buscemi - porn star

(I do love him though)

Btw I have to “oh, dear” myself for misspelling Dick Van Dyke earlier in this thread)

by Anonymousreply 111March 11, 2023 3:22 AM

R107 i preferred the one where celebrities were giving lessons in classes (ie Mel Gibson, history of the Holocaust) . Was back in Jan I think. But this one is pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 112March 11, 2023 3:25 AM

Donald Trump - Etiquette Coach

by Anonymousreply 113March 11, 2023 4:01 AM

Tori Amos - Professional Widow

by Anonymousreply 114March 11, 2023 4:28 AM

Maxi Jazz - Professional Sleeper

by Anonymousreply 115March 11, 2023 4:32 AM

Princess Diana - Sales Executive at a Mercedes dealership

by Anonymousreply 116March 11, 2023 4:41 AM

Jeremy Renner - Snow removal vehicle operator

by Anonymousreply 117March 11, 2023 4:53 AM

Meghan Markle - Ethics Professor

by Anonymousreply 118March 11, 2023 5:09 AM

Amber Heard - Poop Scooper

by Anonymousreply 119March 11, 2023 5:10 AM

Matthew Perry - Pharmaceutical Sales Rep

by Anonymousreply 120March 11, 2023 5:11 AM

Joaquin Phoenix - First Responder

by Anonymousreply 121March 11, 2023 5:11 AM

Sylvester Stallone - Dialect coach

by Anonymousreply 122March 11, 2023 5:13 AM

Matthew Broderick - Uber Eats delivery driver

by Anonymousreply 123March 11, 2023 5:14 AM

Lauren Boebert - head of Planned Parenthood

by Anonymousreply 124March 11, 2023 5:14 AM

Trump - makeup artist

by Anonymousreply 125March 11, 2023 5:16 AM

Marjorie Taylor Greene - supermodel

Ron DeSantis - head of the ACLU

by Anonymousreply 126March 11, 2023 5:18 AM

Linda Evangelista - Any job in which she will be paid "less than $10,000 a day".

by Anonymousreply 127March 11, 2023 5:26 AM

Mitch McConnell - male model

by Anonymousreply 128March 11, 2023 5:33 AM

Lindsey Graham - editor of "Out" magazine

by Anonymousreply 129March 11, 2023 5:46 AM

Tupac - high school guidance counselor

by Anonymousreply 130March 11, 2023 5:48 AM

Adam Levine - Sex symbol

by Anonymousreply 131March 11, 2023 5:49 AM

Jackie Onassis: Ballistics

by Anonymousreply 132March 11, 2023 7:20 AM

Elizabeth Taylor- marriage counselor

by Anonymousreply 133March 11, 2023 7:21 AM

Ron DeSantis - librarian

by Anonymousreply 134March 11, 2023 7:24 AM

Debra Messing - Singing Instructor

by Anonymousreply 135March 11, 2023 7:32 AM

William S. Burroughs-Handgun Safety Advisor.

by Anonymousreply 136March 11, 2023 7:33 AM

G- Actor

by Anonymousreply 137March 11, 2023 7:47 AM

Ben Affleck - Life Coach

by Anonymousreply 138March 11, 2023 7:49 AM

Jamie Lee Curtis - Skin Care Spokesperson

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 139March 11, 2023 9:13 AM

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by Anonymousreply 140March 11, 2023 9:17 AM

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by Anonymousreply 141March 11, 2023 9:18 AM

Harrison Ford – commercial airline pilot

by Anonymousreply 142March 11, 2023 9:32 AM

Michael Vick – dog walker

by Anonymousreply 143March 11, 2023 9:34 AM

Ghislaine Maxwell – headmistress of girls’ boarding school

by Anonymousreply 144March 11, 2023 9:58 AM

Sarah Palin – Governor

by Anonymousreply 145March 11, 2023 12:08 PM

Michelle Williams – dominatrix

by Anonymousreply 146March 11, 2023 12:31 PM

Sean Penn -Klansmen

by Anonymousreply 147March 11, 2023 12:33 PM

Michael J Fox - Waiter

by Anonymousreply 148March 11, 2023 12:34 PM

Joan Crawford - daycare owner

by Anonymousreply 149March 11, 2023 12:54 PM

Kathy Griffin - Erotica Narrator

by Anonymousreply 150March 11, 2023 3:12 PM

Ryan Murphy - soap opera head writer

by Anonymousreply 151March 11, 2023 3:20 PM

Lizzo - stand-in for Lupita Nyong'o

by Anonymousreply 152March 11, 2023 3:23 PM

Lindsay Lohan - Elizabeth Taylor impersonator

by Anonymousreply 153March 11, 2023 3:37 PM

Kevin Spacey - headmaster at a boys' boarding school

by Anonymousreply 154March 11, 2023 5:49 PM

OJ Simpson - marriage counselor

Casey Anthony - babysitter

by Anonymousreply 155March 11, 2023 5:51 PM

Jack Grealish - Anything involving brain work

by Anonymousreply 156March 11, 2023 5:56 PM

Catherine Zeta-Jones - AARP spokesperson

by Anonymousreply 157March 11, 2023 6:05 PM

Charlene Tilton - actress

by Anonymousreply 158March 11, 2023 6:08 PM

Dianne Feinstein - playing the title character in a remake of Lolita

by Anonymousreply 159March 11, 2023 6:11 PM

Michael Jackson - Boy Scouts of America Scout Camp Team Leader

by Anonymousreply 160March 11, 2023 6:16 PM

Matt Gaetz - high school teacher

by Anonymousreply 161March 11, 2023 6:17 PM

Lauren Boebert - president of MENSA

by Anonymousreply 162March 11, 2023 6:19 PM

Jada Pinkett Smith – stand-up comic

by Anonymousreply 163March 12, 2023 2:40 PM

Ariana Grande – employee at Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’ Donuts

by Anonymousreply 164March 12, 2023 2:49 PM

Jenna Ortega-runway model

by Anonymousreply 165March 12, 2023 3:26 PM

Jenna Ortega - Any job the "normal" girls do.

by Anonymousreply 166March 12, 2023 3:31 PM

Bjork - Anything but what she is, a professional weirdo

by Anonymousreply 167March 12, 2023 3:36 PM

Condolleeza Rice - National Security Advisor

by Anonymousreply 168March 12, 2023 4:10 PM

Ellen DeGeneres - Human Resources Manager

by Anonymousreply 169March 12, 2023 4:11 PM

Charlie Sheen - therapist

by Anonymousreply 170March 12, 2023 5:44 PM

Calista Flockhart - Burlesque Dancer

by Anonymousreply 171March 12, 2023 6:20 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis - Trappist nun

by Anonymousreply 172March 12, 2023 6:24 PM

Randy McNally - IT expert

by Anonymousreply 173March 12, 2023 6:24 PM

Pete Buttigeieg - Airline CEO

by Anonymousreply 174March 12, 2023 6:26 PM

Bill Cosby - Gynecologist

by Anonymousreply 175March 12, 2023 7:21 PM

Bill Cosby - running a tasting room at a winery

by Anonymousreply 176March 12, 2023 7:23 PM

Kevin Spacey - proctologist

by Anonymousreply 177March 12, 2023 7:32 PM

R174 Also, train engineer

by Anonymousreply 178March 12, 2023 7:34 PM

Guess the Republican trolls who think Pete personally derailed the train have invaded.

by Anonymousreply 179March 12, 2023 7:46 PM

R179 Well, he probably did it with that slick sex lube he uses to cornhole that little manwife of his.

Chasten probably rode those rails for eight miles just to apply an even coating of the stuff. The little whore loved it, too.

by Anonymousreply 180March 12, 2023 8:06 PM

Randy McNally- grand marshal of a Pride parade

by Anonymousreply 181March 12, 2023 9:09 PM

Claire Danes- marriage advice expert

by Anonymousreply 182March 12, 2023 9:49 PM

Mariah Carey - information booth

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 183March 12, 2023 9:52 PM

Matt Schlapp - Dean at a men's college

by Anonymousreply 184March 12, 2023 11:24 PM

Lauren Boebert - "abstinence only" Christian sex-ed counselor

by Anonymousreply 185March 12, 2023 11:26 PM

Alex Murdaugh - marriage and family counselor

Paul Murdaugh- ship's captain

by Anonymousreply 186March 12, 2023 11:45 PM

Dick Cheney - hunting guide

Liz Cheney- Trump's new campaign manager

by Anonymousreply 187March 12, 2023 11:47 PM

George Santos - chairman of the House ethics committee

by Anonymousreply 188March 12, 2023 11:48 PM

Ron DeSantis - the new co-host of RuPaul's drag race

by Anonymousreply 189March 12, 2023 11:49 PM

Shakira - Casio spokesperson

Pique - Rolex spokesperson

by Anonymousreply 190March 12, 2023 11:49 PM

Madonna - stylish showing older women how to dress their age

by Anonymousreply 191March 12, 2023 11:51 PM

Ben Affleck - bartender

by Anonymousreply 192March 13, 2023 12:21 AM

Matt Damon - head of GLAAD, faggots!

by Anonymousreply 193March 13, 2023 12:23 AM

Celine Dion - Glassmaker

by Anonymousreply 194March 13, 2023 5:46 AM

Bad Bunny - Speech and language therapist

by Anonymousreply 195March 13, 2023 6:08 AM

Roseanne Barr - Professor of Critical Race Studies

by Anonymousreply 196March 13, 2023 7:44 AM

Brendan Fraser -Taint Inspector

by Anonymousreply 197March 13, 2023 8:39 AM

LIz Truss - Economist

Novak Djokovic - Doctor

Mike Tyson - Accountant

Britney Spears - Grammar Nazi

by Anonymousreply 198March 13, 2023 9:05 AM

Gym Jordan - detective investigating sexual abuse

by Anonymousreply 199March 13, 2023 8:23 PM

Joan Collins - author

by Anonymousreply 200March 13, 2023 8:37 PM

Joan Crawford - Au pair

by Anonymousreply 201March 13, 2023 11:00 PM

Robert Redford - he told me he used to drive a lot of cabs.

by Anonymousreply 202March 13, 2023 11:02 PM

Andy Dick - sobriety coach

by Anonymousreply 203March 13, 2023 11:38 PM

Austin Butler - stand-in for Brendan Fraser in The Whale 2

by Anonymousreply 204March 13, 2023 11:44 PM

Simon Cowell - plastic surgeon

by Anonymousreply 205March 13, 2023 11:45 PM

Julian Sands - sherpa guide on Mt. Everest

by Anonymousreply 206March 13, 2023 11:54 PM

Leonardo DiCaprio - Operatic Tenor

by Anonymousreply 207March 14, 2023 8:32 AM

Donald Trump Jr -- PETA spokesperson

by Anonymousreply 208March 14, 2023 5:38 PM

Donald Trump Jr -- addiction counselor

by Anonymousreply 209March 14, 2023 5:39 PM

Mitt Romney - chairman of the ASPCA

Sarah Huckabee Sanders - Miss Universe

by Anonymousreply 210March 14, 2023 6:04 PM

Jeffrey Dahmer - Mortician

by Anonymousreply 211March 14, 2023 6:32 PM

Jimmy Savile - elementary school teacher

by Anonymousreply 212March 14, 2023 6:57 PM

Prince Andrew - headmaster at a girls' school

by Anonymousreply 213March 14, 2023 6:58 PM

Glenn Close - head of AMPAS

by Anonymousreply 214March 14, 2023 8:40 PM

Tems - Surveyor

by Anonymousreply 215March 14, 2023 8:57 PM

Lauren Bacall; nurse

by Anonymousreply 216March 14, 2023 8:57 PM

Natalie Wood, swimming instructor

by Anonymousreply 217March 14, 2023 8:58 PM

Anne Heche, taxi driver

by Anonymousreply 218March 14, 2023 8:58 PM

Naya Rivera, skipper

by Anonymousreply 219March 14, 2023 9:01 PM

Lindsay Lohan - mother

by Anonymousreply 220March 14, 2023 9:30 PM

Olivia de Havilland, nun

by Anonymousreply 221March 14, 2023 10:11 PM

R220 what a dumb cunt you are. That isn’t a job.

by Anonymousreply 222March 15, 2023 12:36 AM

Nicholas Cage - matchmaker or marriage counselor

by Anonymousreply 223March 15, 2023 1:06 AM

DaBaby - LGBTQ+ Caseworker

by Anonymousreply 224March 15, 2023 1:42 AM

Being a mother is the hardest job in the world.

by Anonymousreply 225March 15, 2023 4:27 AM

Donald Trump, POTUS...Oh...wait

by Anonymousreply 226March 15, 2023 7:00 AM

Woody Allen, babysitter

by Anonymousreply 227March 15, 2023 7:04 AM

Prince Charles / King of England

by Anonymousreply 228March 15, 2023 7:29 AM

Julian Sands / mountain ranger

by Anonymousreply 229March 15, 2023 7:31 AM

Jayne Mansfield / Shampoo bottle designer

by Anonymousreply 230March 15, 2023 7:32 AM

Charles Manson / midwife

by Anonymousreply 231March 15, 2023 7:34 AM

Gary Glitter - child care

Bernie Sanders - CEO of a large business

by Anonymousreply 232March 15, 2023 7:38 AM

Chrissy Metz - Weighr Watchers Counselor.

by Anonymousreply 233March 16, 2023 12:54 AM

*Weight.

Muriel, we need an edit button.

by Anonymousreply 234March 16, 2023 12:55 AM

Selma Diamond - Singer

by Anonymousreply 235March 18, 2023 6:16 AM

Drew Barrymore, speech therapist.

by Anonymousreply 236March 18, 2023 6:44 AM

Debra Messing - Human Resources Rep/Alcohol and Drug Counselor

by Anonymousreply 237March 18, 2023 6:51 AM

Joan Rivers - Anti-Nepotism Advocate

by Anonymousreply 238March 18, 2023 10:48 AM

Ralph Nader, race-car driver.

by Anonymousreply 239March 18, 2023 12:08 PM

Leona Helmsley, tax lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 240March 18, 2023 12:11 PM

Stephen Hawking, Mt Everest sherpa.

by Anonymousreply 241March 18, 2023 12:16 PM

Bob Barker, slaughterhouse worker.

by Anonymousreply 242March 18, 2023 12:20 PM

Jonathan Winters, psychiatrist.

by Anonymousreply 243March 18, 2023 2:11 PM

Jack Grealish, cloistered monk

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 244March 18, 2023 2:17 PM

Madonna - nun, Sunday school teacher

Donald Trump - real estate mogul, casino owner, president of anything

Melania Knauss - high fashion model

Ozzy Osbourne, Jimmy Page, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Anthony Kiedis, David Bowie, Whitney Houston, Kurt Cobain, Neil Young, Dave Navarro etc - drug counselor

by Anonymousreply 245March 18, 2023 2:38 PM

Pope Benedict, stand-up comic.

by Anonymousreply 246March 18, 2023 2:54 PM

Mayim Bialik, Jeopardy host.

by Anonymousreply 247March 18, 2023 3:33 PM

Bill Gates, humble servant.

by Anonymousreply 248March 18, 2023 3:33 PM

Juan Valdez, tea grower.

by Anonymousreply 249March 18, 2023 4:27 PM

Tom Daley, sumo wrestler.

by Anonymousreply 250March 18, 2023 4:30 PM

Bea Arthur, monologueist

by Anonymousreply 251March 18, 2023 5:08 PM

Tom Cruise, professional basketball player.

by Anonymousreply 252March 18, 2023 5:17 PM

Matthew Broderick, ambassador to Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 253March 18, 2023 5:38 PM

Barney Frank, director of a failed bank.

by Anonymousreply 254March 18, 2023 5:48 PM

Elon Musk, Liberal warm hearted humanitarian

by Anonymousreply 255March 19, 2023 12:17 AM

James Franco, intimacy coordinator

by Anonymousreply 256March 19, 2023 3:52 AM

Sarah Ferguson, "So long as it pays, no job is too awful for me."

by Anonymousreply 257March 19, 2023 6:35 AM

Gerry Adams, Royal Equerry.

by Anonymousreply 258March 19, 2023 6:38 AM

Madeleine McCann, baby-sitter.

by Anonymousreply 259March 19, 2023 6:42 AM

Miss Lindsey- stripper

Chris Christie - dietitian

Rand Paul - good neighbor

by Anonymousreply 260March 19, 2023 7:25 AM

Tony Blair, lie detector operator.

by Anonymousreply 261March 19, 2023 8:18 AM

Boris Johnson, hair stylist.

by Anonymousreply 262March 19, 2023 8:19 AM

Brooklyn Beckham, a real job. ("No Dad, please. Anything but that.")

by Anonymousreply 263March 19, 2023 9:25 AM

Gore Vidal, valet to Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 264March 19, 2023 7:06 PM

Norman Mailer, valet to Gore Vidal.

by Anonymousreply 265March 19, 2023 7:23 PM

R263 It's lovely to see all Beckham's sons inherited all their mother's talents... none.

by Anonymousreply 266March 19, 2023 7:27 PM

Elon Musk - heating and air technician

by Anonymousreply 267March 19, 2023 7:32 PM

Kellyanne Conway- A mime

by Anonymousreply 268March 19, 2023 7:38 PM

The Huckabees & Trumps- Animal Rights Advocates

by Anonymousreply 269March 19, 2023 7:41 PM

Olivia de Havilland, presenting the Best Actress Oscar to Joan Fontaine.

by Anonymousreply 270March 19, 2023 8:31 PM

Ted Cruz - Driving Miss Lindsey

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 271March 19, 2023 9:27 PM

Robert Wagner, lifeguard.

by Anonymousreply 272March 20, 2023 11:00 AM

Christopher Walken, innocent bystander

by Anonymousreply 273March 22, 2023 7:33 PM

Chasten B. - trucker

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Sarah Huckabee - high fashion model

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Jane Sanders- President of a private college

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Alec Baldwin - sharp shooter.

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Dick Van Dyke, NASCAR driver

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Sting - spokesman for a deodorant product

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Alvin from the Cosby Show- cashier at Trader Joe’s.

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John Wayne - affirmative action director

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Kevin Spacey - Intimacy Coordinator

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Al Franken, career counselor.

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Sam Bankman-Fried, laundry owner.

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Jim Jones, Kool-Aid pitchman

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Margaret Elliot - retail

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Steve Buscemi - dentist

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Roseanne Barr = Sensitivity Trainer.

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Naomi Campbell = Anger Management Specialist.

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Anne Heche = Driver's Ed., Teacher

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Leslie Jordan - BMW Pitch Man.

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[quote] Kurt Cobain - Suicide Prevention hotline operator

Ted Bundy was terrific in that job.

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Jeffery Dahlmer - Arby's

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Beyoncé = anything that requires a sixth grader reading level.

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R294 I wonder if he did that because he had a sexual fetish for death (he'd go back to bodies to have sex with them). Makes me think of how criminals like to get jobs they're awful for e.g. pedos being Scout leaders/teachers to get access to kids.

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Lindsay Lohan = Pharmacist.

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Lauren Boebert - Neuroscientist

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George Santos .- Veterinarian assistant

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Josh Hawley - Chippendales dancer/stripper

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Marjorie Taylor Greene - Anthropology Professor

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Mark David Chapman. President, John Lennon Fan Club.

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Al Gore. President, Exxon.

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Dr. Kevorkian, life insurance salesman.

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Nancy Pelosi. President MADD.

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Nancy Pelosi would be a good president. What the fuck does MADD mean?

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R307 Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

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Gwyneth Paltrow = Ski Instructor

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Timothee Chalamet - Bricklayer

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Larry Craig = Men's restroom attendant.

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Rafael Cruz - Driving Miss Lindsey

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Julia Child, the French fry chef at McDonald's.

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Ariana Grande - doughnut shop employee

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[quote] I wonder if he did that because he had a sexual fetish for death (he'd go back to bodies to have sex with them). Makes me think of how criminals like to get jobs they're awful for e.g. pedos being Scout leaders/teachers to get access to kids.

I think the death fetish factor probably played into why he worked at the suicide hotline and he probably saw kind of game. Bundy was smart enough in the sense where he knew he had to appear empathetic in order to make it at the hotline. I read The Stranger Beside Me when I was in college. I wasn't surprised by the parts of where Rule described him as "charming and he how had a good rapport with people at the hotline". I had a few relatives who were abusive with their spouses and kids, but in some situations they came off as charming and kind when it came to their jobs, social clubs, friends etc.

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Joan Crawford - Mommy Blogger

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Kamala Harris & Kevin McCarthy

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Leslie Jones-acting teacher

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Clarence Thomas, travel writer.

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Richard Daley Sr, lip reader.

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Jimmy Carter, cuniculturist.

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James Joyce, Readers Digest editor.

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JFK Jr, pilot.

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Lorena Bobbitt = Urologist

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Bernie Madoff, SEC Chairman

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Miss Lindsey- Peace Corp volunteer

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Liz Taylor, marriage counselor.

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Marjorie Taylor Green - spokesperson for Natural Instincts hair dye

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