Winona Ryder — personal shopper
Whitney Houston — lifeguard
Fate Dunaway and Warren Beatty — mail sorters
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Winona Ryder — personal shopper
Whitney Houston — lifeguard
Fate Dunaway and Warren Beatty — mail sorters
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 27, 2023 1:13 AM |
Caitlyn Jenner - chauffeuse
Donald Trump - personal chef
Ben Affleck - sobriety coach
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 10, 2023 8:48 AM |
Brendad Ickson - editor or actress.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 10, 2023 8:59 AM |
Mail sorters???
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 10, 2023 9:01 AM |
Donald Trump — President
Janet Jackson — Singer
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 10, 2023 9:32 AM |
Harvey Weinstein - rape crisis counselor
Chris Brown - anger management counselor
Britney Spears - college professor
OJ Simpson - private investigator
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 10, 2023 9:37 AM |
Bryan Singer - childcare professional
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 10, 2023 9:38 AM |
Ezra Miller-Girls gym coach
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 10, 2023 9:41 AM |
Janet Jackson - vocal coach
George W. Bush - librarian
Viola Davis - motivational speaker
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 10, 2023 9:42 AM |
Wesley Snipes - accountant
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 10, 2023 9:43 AM |
Alec Baldwin - Gun Safety Officer
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 10, 2023 9:44 AM |
G. - speech writer
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 10, 2023 9:44 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 10, 2023 9:45 AM |
Madonna - Life Coach
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 10, 2023 9:56 AM |
Madonna - Monk
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 10, 2023 10:00 AM |
Matt Damon - Hair Sylist
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 10, 2023 10:01 AM |
Chrissy Metz - Fit model
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 10, 2023 10:17 AM |
Lainie Kazan- store stocker; Bruce Willis- boy's middle school gym teacher; Chrissy Metz- prep cook; Dolly Parton- Amish farm wife; Stormy Daniels- Nun.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 10, 2023 10:43 AM |
Dick Van Dyck - dialect coach
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 10, 2023 11:49 AM |
Chloe Sevigny - actress
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 10, 2023 11:51 AM |
Paris Hilton - university professor
Kim Kardashian - librarian
Frankie Grande - dermatologist
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 10, 2023 11:59 AM |
Liza - speech therapist
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 10, 2023 12:03 PM |
Sarah Jessica Parker - equestrian.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 10, 2023 12:06 PM |
Timothee Chalamet - personal trainer
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 10, 2023 12:16 PM |
Kevin Spacey - rape counselor
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 10, 2023 12:17 PM |
G - Actress (or actor)
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 10, 2023 12:20 PM |
Madonna - Image Consultant
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 10, 2023 12:24 PM |
Jennifer Lopez - marriage counselor
Nick Cannon - Planned Parenthood president
Cardi B - English teacher
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 10, 2023 12:24 PM |
Britney Spears - singer
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 10, 2023 12:25 PM |
Madonna - virgin
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 10, 2023 12:27 PM |
Coldplay - rock band
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 10, 2023 12:27 PM |
Felicity Huffman - college admissions officer
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 10, 2023 12:28 PM |
Mel Gibson - Chairman, Anti-Defamation League board of directors
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 10, 2023 12:31 PM |
Karen Carpenter - restaurant reviewer
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 10, 2023 12:32 PM |
Jen Shah - gerontology nurse
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 10, 2023 12:34 PM |
Madonna - Nun Michael Jackson - Home Childcare Provider Mariah Carey - Polygraph Examiner or Fitness Personal Trainer
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 10, 2023 12:39 PM |
Bryan Singer, youth pastor.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 10, 2023 12:42 PM |
Chrissy Teigen - Youth Counselor
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 10, 2023 1:01 PM |
Madonna - acting coach
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 10, 2023 1:07 PM |
Mel Gibson - rabbi
Michael Jackson - youth minister
Lori Loughlin - admissions director
Johnny Depp - bodywash spokesperson
Roseanne - BLM president
George Michael - parks & rec director
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 10, 2023 1:07 PM |
Boiy George Drug Counselor
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 10, 2023 1:12 PM |
Joan Van Ark - plastic surgeon
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 10, 2023 1:18 PM |
Paul Walker - Universal Studios backlot tram driver
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 10, 2023 1:19 PM |
Tom Cruise - Raymour & Flanigan showroom salesperson
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 10, 2023 1:21 PM |
Jamie Lee Curtis - Academy Award PR Director
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 10, 2023 1:23 PM |
King Charles - Pen Salesman
Queen Camilla - Bra Fitter
Prince William - Seller of magazines on a street corner for more than a few hours
Catherine, Princess of Wales - Smoking Cessation Coach
Prince Harry - Mental Health Advocate.
Meghan, Duchess of Montecito - Geriatric Hospice Nurse.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 10, 2023 1:25 PM |
Mark Wahlberg - Curator of Asian History Museum
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 10, 2023 1:39 PM |
Any Kennedy - Bodyguard
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 10, 2023 1:40 PM |
Christian Bale - Anger Management Counselor
Mark Wahlberg - AAPI Diversity Manager
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 10, 2023 1:41 PM |
Elliott Smith- Knife safety consultant.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 10, 2023 1:43 PM |
Armie Hammer - Chef
Shawn Mendes - Drill Sergeant
Sam Smith - Stylist
Demi Lovato - Mental health professional
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 10, 2023 1:44 PM |
Kanye West - Psychiatrist
Asia Argento - High school teacher
Cardi B - Nun
Chrissy Metz - Dietitian
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 10, 2023 1:50 PM |
Michael Strahan - Elocution Coach
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 10, 2023 1:52 PM |
Amber Heard - Heterosexual couples counselor
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 10, 2023 1:55 PM |
Brad Pitt - Hygiene Coach
Matthew McConaughey - Assistant Hygiene Coach
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 10, 2023 2:17 PM |
R29 There is a such a job as professional virgin? What a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 10, 2023 2:25 PM |
R51 Dammit you beat to me Cardi B and nun.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 10, 2023 2:26 PM |
Bryan Singer - Priest
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 10, 2023 2:26 PM |
Jada Pinkett Smith - Housewife
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 10, 2023 2:26 PM |
Ted Danson-Professor of African American Studies
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 10, 2023 2:27 PM |
Whoopi Goldberg-Professor of Holocaust/Jewish Studies
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 10, 2023 2:27 PM |
Kanye - Holocaust Museum Curator
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 10, 2023 2:28 PM |
R60 There is no such thing as a holocaust studies. What a cunt you are.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 10, 2023 2:29 PM |
[quote] There is no such thing as a holocaust studies. What a cunt you are.
Not R60 but yes there is.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 10, 2023 2:32 PM |
Debra Winger - Homemaker
Maureen McCormick - Nun
Lisa Lampanelli - Kindergarten teacher
Sonny Bono - Ski instructor
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 10, 2023 2:37 PM |
I stand corrected. Apologies.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 10, 2023 2:40 PM |
Elliot Page - bodybuilder
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 10, 2023 2:43 PM |
Donald Trump - Ethics Officer
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 10, 2023 2:44 PM |
George Santos - Human Resources Rep
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 10, 2023 2:44 PM |
Kelly Rowland - Project Team Lead
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 10, 2023 2:45 PM |
Marjorie Taylor Greene- gay and lesbian studies professor
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 10, 2023 3:46 PM |
Glenn Close - Loss Prevention Manager
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 10, 2023 5:17 PM |
Gloria and Emilio Estefan-boating instructors
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 10, 2023 5:46 PM |
Patti LuPone - Anger Management Coach
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 10, 2023 5:52 PM |
Frances McDormand -supermodel
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 10, 2023 5:53 PM |
Sam Smith - biology teacher
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 10, 2023 5:56 PM |
Austin Butler-Elvis impersonator
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 10, 2023 6:11 PM |
Ashlee Simpson - Rock Star
Avril Lavigne - Punk
Amy Winehouse - Sobriety Coach
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 10, 2023 6:16 PM |
[quote] Whoopi Goldberg-Professor of Holocaust/Jewish Studies
OR...
Rape Crisis Counsellor. You know the first question she'd ask is "But, was it rape rape"?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 10, 2023 6:21 PM |
Gwyneth Paltrow-EBT case worker.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 10, 2023 6:28 PM |
R80 you must mean welfare case worker or social worker. There is no such thing as an EBT case worker.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 10, 2023 6:30 PM |
Bill Cosby - pharmacist
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 10, 2023 6:39 PM |
Will Smith - boxer
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 10, 2023 6:41 PM |
Shawniqua Mendes - Conversion therapy coach
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 10, 2023 6:49 PM |
Christina Aguilera - Makeup Artist
Beyonce - Audiobook Narrator
Britney Spears - Fashion Stylist
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 10, 2023 7:09 PM |
R Kelly - Middle School Teacher
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 10, 2023 7:18 PM |
Jeffrey Jones - Weight Loss Coach
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 10, 2023 7:24 PM |
Some of these have really made me giggle.
Kirsty MacColl - keel inspector
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 10, 2023 9:08 PM |
Anne Heche - Driving instructor or insurance agent
Paula Deen - Soul food restaurant owner
Casey Anthony - Childcare provider
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 10, 2023 9:41 PM |
R21 I think you mean...
Liza - shpeech sherapisht
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 10, 2023 9:50 PM |
O J - Anger management counselor
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 10, 2023 10:58 PM |
Faye Dunaway - Dry Cleaner Clerk
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 10, 2023 11:12 PM |
Steve Harvey - Election official
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 10, 2023 11:12 PM |
Liza Minnelli - Professional Matchmaker for straight people
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 10, 2023 11:15 PM |
Robert Downey Jr. - DEA Agent
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 10, 2023 11:18 PM |
Leo - HR Manager
Jennifer Lawrence - Guidance Counselor
Colin Farrell - prison guard (he'd make all the inmates want to stay in their cells & watch him walk by)
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 10, 2023 11:53 PM |
Liza Minnelli - Speech Language Pathologist
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 11, 2023 12:05 AM |
Linda Blair - Professional Mourner
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 11, 2023 12:12 AM |
William Shatner - Lifeguard
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 11, 2023 12:20 AM |
Caitlin Jenner - life coach
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 11, 2023 12:24 AM |
Stevie Wonder- pilot
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 11, 2023 2:43 AM |
Hilaria Baldwin - Planned Parenthood Doc
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 11, 2023 2:44 AM |
Whitney Houston - Drug Addiction Counselor
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 11, 2023 2:45 AM |
Leo - Gigolo(for women)
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 11, 2023 2:46 AM |
Madonna - vocalist
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 11, 2023 2:46 AM |
One of the most original fun threads on here in sometime OP. I wanna fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 11, 2023 2:46 AM |
Chris Brown - Anger management therapist
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 11, 2023 3:04 AM |
Oprah Winfrey - Weight Watchers spokesperson (Oh, wait…..)
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 11, 2023 3:14 AM |
Marilyn Manson - Pastor
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 11, 2023 3:20 AM |
Steve Buscemi - porn star
(I do love him though)
Btw I have to “oh, dear” myself for misspelling Dick Van Dyke earlier in this thread)
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 11, 2023 3:22 AM |
R107 i preferred the one where celebrities were giving lessons in classes (ie Mel Gibson, history of the Holocaust) . Was back in Jan I think. But this one is pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 11, 2023 3:25 AM |
Donald Trump - Etiquette Coach
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 11, 2023 4:01 AM |
Tori Amos - Professional Widow
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 11, 2023 4:28 AM |
Maxi Jazz - Professional Sleeper
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 11, 2023 4:32 AM |
Princess Diana - Sales Executive at a Mercedes dealership
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 11, 2023 4:41 AM |
Jeremy Renner - Snow removal vehicle operator
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 11, 2023 4:53 AM |
Meghan Markle - Ethics Professor
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 11, 2023 5:09 AM |
Amber Heard - Poop Scooper
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 11, 2023 5:10 AM |
Matthew Perry - Pharmaceutical Sales Rep
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 11, 2023 5:11 AM |
Joaquin Phoenix - First Responder
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 11, 2023 5:11 AM |
Sylvester Stallone - Dialect coach
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 11, 2023 5:13 AM |
Matthew Broderick - Uber Eats delivery driver
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 11, 2023 5:14 AM |
Lauren Boebert - head of Planned Parenthood
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 11, 2023 5:14 AM |
Trump - makeup artist
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 11, 2023 5:16 AM |
Marjorie Taylor Greene - supermodel
Ron DeSantis - head of the ACLU
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 11, 2023 5:18 AM |
Linda Evangelista - Any job in which she will be paid "less than $10,000 a day".
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 11, 2023 5:26 AM |
Mitch McConnell - male model
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 11, 2023 5:33 AM |
Lindsey Graham - editor of "Out" magazine
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 11, 2023 5:46 AM |
Tupac - high school guidance counselor
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 11, 2023 5:48 AM |
Adam Levine - Sex symbol
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 11, 2023 5:49 AM |
Jackie Onassis: Ballistics
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 11, 2023 7:20 AM |
Elizabeth Taylor- marriage counselor
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 11, 2023 7:21 AM |
Ron DeSantis - librarian
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 11, 2023 7:24 AM |
Debra Messing - Singing Instructor
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 11, 2023 7:32 AM |
William S. Burroughs-Handgun Safety Advisor.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 11, 2023 7:33 AM |
G- Actor
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 11, 2023 7:47 AM |
Ben Affleck - Life Coach
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 11, 2023 7:49 AM |
Machine Gun Kelly - Normal human being
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 11, 2023 9:17 AM |
Tilda Swinton - Actual human being
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 11, 2023 9:18 AM |
Harrison Ford – commercial airline pilot
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 11, 2023 9:32 AM |
Michael Vick – dog walker
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 11, 2023 9:34 AM |
Ghislaine Maxwell – headmistress of girls’ boarding school
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 11, 2023 9:58 AM |
Sarah Palin – Governor
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 11, 2023 12:08 PM |
Michelle Williams – dominatrix
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 11, 2023 12:31 PM |
Sean Penn -Klansmen
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 11, 2023 12:33 PM |
Michael J Fox - Waiter
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 11, 2023 12:34 PM |
Joan Crawford - daycare owner
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 11, 2023 12:54 PM |
Kathy Griffin - Erotica Narrator
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 11, 2023 3:12 PM |
Ryan Murphy - soap opera head writer
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 11, 2023 3:20 PM |
Lizzo - stand-in for Lupita Nyong'o
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 11, 2023 3:23 PM |
Lindsay Lohan - Elizabeth Taylor impersonator
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 11, 2023 3:37 PM |
Kevin Spacey - headmaster at a boys' boarding school
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 11, 2023 5:49 PM |
OJ Simpson - marriage counselor
Casey Anthony - babysitter
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 11, 2023 5:51 PM |
Jack Grealish - Anything involving brain work
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 11, 2023 5:56 PM |
Catherine Zeta-Jones - AARP spokesperson
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 11, 2023 6:05 PM |
Charlene Tilton - actress
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 11, 2023 6:08 PM |
Dianne Feinstein - playing the title character in a remake of Lolita
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 11, 2023 6:11 PM |
Michael Jackson - Boy Scouts of America Scout Camp Team Leader
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 11, 2023 6:16 PM |
Matt Gaetz - high school teacher
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 11, 2023 6:17 PM |
Lauren Boebert - president of MENSA
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 11, 2023 6:19 PM |
Jada Pinkett Smith – stand-up comic
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 12, 2023 2:40 PM |
Ariana Grande – employee at Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’ Donuts
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 12, 2023 2:49 PM |
Jenna Ortega-runway model
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 12, 2023 3:26 PM |
Jenna Ortega - Any job the "normal" girls do.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 12, 2023 3:31 PM |
Bjork - Anything but what she is, a professional weirdo
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 12, 2023 3:36 PM |
Condolleeza Rice - National Security Advisor
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 12, 2023 4:10 PM |
Ellen DeGeneres - Human Resources Manager
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 12, 2023 4:11 PM |
Charlie Sheen - therapist
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 12, 2023 5:44 PM |
Calista Flockhart - Burlesque Dancer
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 12, 2023 6:20 PM |
Jamie Lee Curtis - Trappist nun
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 12, 2023 6:24 PM |
Randy McNally - IT expert
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 12, 2023 6:24 PM |
Pete Buttigeieg - Airline CEO
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 12, 2023 6:26 PM |
Bill Cosby - Gynecologist
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 12, 2023 7:21 PM |
Bill Cosby - running a tasting room at a winery
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 12, 2023 7:23 PM |
Kevin Spacey - proctologist
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 12, 2023 7:32 PM |
R174 Also, train engineer
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 12, 2023 7:34 PM |
Guess the Republican trolls who think Pete personally derailed the train have invaded.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 12, 2023 7:46 PM |
R179 Well, he probably did it with that slick sex lube he uses to cornhole that little manwife of his.
Chasten probably rode those rails for eight miles just to apply an even coating of the stuff. The little whore loved it, too.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 12, 2023 8:06 PM |
Randy McNally- grand marshal of a Pride parade
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 12, 2023 9:09 PM |
Claire Danes- marriage advice expert
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 12, 2023 9:49 PM |
Matt Schlapp - Dean at a men's college
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 12, 2023 11:24 PM |
Lauren Boebert - "abstinence only" Christian sex-ed counselor
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 12, 2023 11:26 PM |
Alex Murdaugh - marriage and family counselor
Paul Murdaugh- ship's captain
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 12, 2023 11:45 PM |
Dick Cheney - hunting guide
Liz Cheney- Trump's new campaign manager
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 12, 2023 11:47 PM |
George Santos - chairman of the House ethics committee
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 12, 2023 11:48 PM |
Ron DeSantis - the new co-host of RuPaul's drag race
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 12, 2023 11:49 PM |
Shakira - Casio spokesperson
Pique - Rolex spokesperson
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 12, 2023 11:49 PM |
Madonna - stylish showing older women how to dress their age
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 12, 2023 11:51 PM |
Ben Affleck - bartender
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 13, 2023 12:21 AM |
Matt Damon - head of GLAAD, faggots!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 13, 2023 12:23 AM |
Celine Dion - Glassmaker
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 13, 2023 5:46 AM |
Bad Bunny - Speech and language therapist
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 13, 2023 6:08 AM |
Roseanne Barr - Professor of Critical Race Studies
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 13, 2023 7:44 AM |
Brendan Fraser -Taint Inspector
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 13, 2023 8:39 AM |
LIz Truss - Economist
Novak Djokovic - Doctor
Mike Tyson - Accountant
Britney Spears - Grammar Nazi
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 13, 2023 9:05 AM |
Gym Jordan - detective investigating sexual abuse
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 13, 2023 8:23 PM |
Joan Collins - author
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 13, 2023 8:37 PM |
Joan Crawford - Au pair
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 13, 2023 11:00 PM |
Robert Redford - he told me he used to drive a lot of cabs.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 13, 2023 11:02 PM |
Andy Dick - sobriety coach
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 13, 2023 11:38 PM |
Austin Butler - stand-in for Brendan Fraser in The Whale 2
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 13, 2023 11:44 PM |
Simon Cowell - plastic surgeon
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 13, 2023 11:45 PM |
Julian Sands - sherpa guide on Mt. Everest
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 13, 2023 11:54 PM |
Leonardo DiCaprio - Operatic Tenor
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 14, 2023 8:32 AM |
Donald Trump Jr -- PETA spokesperson
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 14, 2023 5:38 PM |
Donald Trump Jr -- addiction counselor
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 14, 2023 5:39 PM |
Mitt Romney - chairman of the ASPCA
Sarah Huckabee Sanders - Miss Universe
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 14, 2023 6:04 PM |
Jeffrey Dahmer - Mortician
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 14, 2023 6:32 PM |
Jimmy Savile - elementary school teacher
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 14, 2023 6:57 PM |
Prince Andrew - headmaster at a girls' school
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 14, 2023 6:58 PM |
Glenn Close - head of AMPAS
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 14, 2023 8:40 PM |
Tems - Surveyor
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 14, 2023 8:57 PM |
Lauren Bacall; nurse
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 14, 2023 8:57 PM |
Natalie Wood, swimming instructor
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 14, 2023 8:58 PM |
Anne Heche, taxi driver
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 14, 2023 8:58 PM |
Naya Rivera, skipper
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 14, 2023 9:01 PM |
Lindsay Lohan - mother
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 14, 2023 9:30 PM |
Olivia de Havilland, nun
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 14, 2023 10:11 PM |
R220 what a dumb cunt you are. That isn’t a job.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 15, 2023 12:36 AM |
Nicholas Cage - matchmaker or marriage counselor
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 15, 2023 1:06 AM |
DaBaby - LGBTQ+ Caseworker
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 15, 2023 1:42 AM |
Being a mother is the hardest job in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 15, 2023 4:27 AM |
Donald Trump, POTUS...Oh...wait
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 15, 2023 7:00 AM |
Woody Allen, babysitter
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 15, 2023 7:04 AM |
Prince Charles / King of England
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 15, 2023 7:29 AM |
Julian Sands / mountain ranger
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 15, 2023 7:31 AM |
Jayne Mansfield / Shampoo bottle designer
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 15, 2023 7:32 AM |
Charles Manson / midwife
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 15, 2023 7:34 AM |
Gary Glitter - child care
Bernie Sanders - CEO of a large business
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 15, 2023 7:38 AM |
Chrissy Metz - Weighr Watchers Counselor.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 16, 2023 12:54 AM |
*Weight.
Muriel, we need an edit button.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 16, 2023 12:55 AM |
Selma Diamond - Singer
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 18, 2023 6:16 AM |
Drew Barrymore, speech therapist.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 18, 2023 6:44 AM |
Debra Messing - Human Resources Rep/Alcohol and Drug Counselor
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 18, 2023 6:51 AM |
Joan Rivers - Anti-Nepotism Advocate
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 18, 2023 10:48 AM |
Ralph Nader, race-car driver.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 18, 2023 12:08 PM |
Leona Helmsley, tax lawyer.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 18, 2023 12:11 PM |
Stephen Hawking, Mt Everest sherpa.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 18, 2023 12:16 PM |
Bob Barker, slaughterhouse worker.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 18, 2023 12:20 PM |
Jonathan Winters, psychiatrist.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 18, 2023 2:11 PM |
Madonna - nun, Sunday school teacher
Donald Trump - real estate mogul, casino owner, president of anything
Melania Knauss - high fashion model
Ozzy Osbourne, Jimmy Page, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Anthony Kiedis, David Bowie, Whitney Houston, Kurt Cobain, Neil Young, Dave Navarro etc - drug counselor
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 18, 2023 2:38 PM |
Pope Benedict, stand-up comic.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 18, 2023 2:54 PM |
Mayim Bialik, Jeopardy host.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 18, 2023 3:33 PM |
Bill Gates, humble servant.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 18, 2023 3:33 PM |
Juan Valdez, tea grower.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 18, 2023 4:27 PM |
Tom Daley, sumo wrestler.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 18, 2023 4:30 PM |
Bea Arthur, monologueist
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 18, 2023 5:08 PM |
Tom Cruise, professional basketball player.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 18, 2023 5:17 PM |
Matthew Broderick, ambassador to Ireland.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 18, 2023 5:38 PM |
Barney Frank, director of a failed bank.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 18, 2023 5:48 PM |
Elon Musk, Liberal warm hearted humanitarian
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 19, 2023 12:17 AM |
James Franco, intimacy coordinator
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 19, 2023 3:52 AM |
Sarah Ferguson, "So long as it pays, no job is too awful for me."
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 19, 2023 6:35 AM |
Gerry Adams, Royal Equerry.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 19, 2023 6:38 AM |
Madeleine McCann, baby-sitter.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 19, 2023 6:42 AM |
Miss Lindsey- stripper
Chris Christie - dietitian
Rand Paul - good neighbor
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 19, 2023 7:25 AM |
Tony Blair, lie detector operator.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 19, 2023 8:18 AM |
Boris Johnson, hair stylist.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 19, 2023 8:19 AM |
Brooklyn Beckham, a real job. ("No Dad, please. Anything but that.")
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 19, 2023 9:25 AM |
Gore Vidal, valet to Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 19, 2023 7:06 PM |
Norman Mailer, valet to Gore Vidal.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 19, 2023 7:23 PM |
R263 It's lovely to see all Beckham's sons inherited all their mother's talents... none.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 19, 2023 7:27 PM |
Elon Musk - heating and air technician
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 19, 2023 7:32 PM |
Kellyanne Conway- A mime
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 19, 2023 7:38 PM |
The Huckabees & Trumps- Animal Rights Advocates
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 19, 2023 7:41 PM |
Olivia de Havilland, presenting the Best Actress Oscar to Joan Fontaine.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 19, 2023 8:31 PM |
Robert Wagner, lifeguard.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 20, 2023 11:00 AM |
Christopher Walken, innocent bystander
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 22, 2023 7:33 PM |
Chasten B. - trucker
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 23, 2023 12:31 AM |
Sarah Huckabee - high fashion model
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 24, 2023 1:52 PM |
Jane Sanders- President of a private college
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 24, 2023 6:42 PM |
Alec Baldwin - sharp shooter.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 25, 2023 12:46 AM |
Dick Van Dyke, NASCAR driver
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 25, 2023 6:27 AM |
Sting - spokesman for a deodorant product
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 25, 2023 12:13 PM |
Alvin from the Cosby Show- cashier at Trader Joe’s.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 25, 2023 12:32 PM |
John Wayne - affirmative action director
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 25, 2023 12:57 PM |
Kevin Spacey - Intimacy Coordinator
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 25, 2023 1:12 PM |
Al Franken, career counselor.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 25, 2023 3:38 PM |
Sam Bankman-Fried, laundry owner.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 25, 2023 3:47 PM |
Jim Jones, Kool-Aid pitchman
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 25, 2023 3:57 PM |
Esther Rolle, necklace model
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 25, 2023 6:54 PM |
Steve Buscemi - dentist
by Anonymous | reply 288 | March 26, 2023 7:22 PM |
OJ Simpson - Door to door knife salesman
Kurt Cobain - Suicide Prevention hotline operator
by Anonymous | reply 289 | March 26, 2023 7:46 PM |
Roseanne Barr = Sensitivity Trainer.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | March 26, 2023 8:08 PM |
Naomi Campbell = Anger Management Specialist.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 26, 2023 8:11 PM |
Anne Heche = Driver's Ed., Teacher
by Anonymous | reply 292 | March 26, 2023 9:27 PM |
Leslie Jordan - BMW Pitch Man.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 27, 2023 12:22 AM |
[quote] Kurt Cobain - Suicide Prevention hotline operator
Ted Bundy was terrific in that job.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | March 27, 2023 12:27 AM |
Jeffery Dahlmer - Arby's
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 27, 2023 12:30 AM |
Beyoncé = anything that requires a sixth grader reading level.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 27, 2023 12:48 AM |
R294 I wonder if he did that because he had a sexual fetish for death (he'd go back to bodies to have sex with them). Makes me think of how criminals like to get jobs they're awful for e.g. pedos being Scout leaders/teachers to get access to kids.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 27, 2023 12:53 AM |
Lindsay Lohan = Pharmacist.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 27, 2023 1:13 AM |
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