I'm the 5 litres of cum siphoned from his stomach.
Let's be......Kevin Sessums' autopsy!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 23, 2023 6:46 PM|
I'm the lubed up Pulitzer Prize for Literature trophy pulled from his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||March 10, 2023 7:32 PM|
I'm the furball he got after eating one of his pies.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||March 10, 2023 7:39 PM|
I’m the infected pus pockets in his jaw that gave him sepsis, and actually killed him
|by Anonymous||reply 3||March 10, 2023 8:13 PM|
I'm the surgical assistant who fees utterly violated just being here.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||March 11, 2023 8:20 AM|
I’m Tina Brown. I warned u bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||March 12, 2023 4:15 PM|
Did she die?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||March 12, 2023 4:17 PM|
R6 no she's still in Paris wafting around in her cruddy jeans.
Back to the thread..... I'm the only person who can't be identified from their dental records because of my meth mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||March 12, 2023 6:34 PM|
I’m his rotting penis and prolapsed hole…the stench could knock the flies off a shit wagon
|by Anonymous||reply 8||March 12, 2023 9:52 PM|
I'm someone going through his phone in search of a next of kin contact.
All I see are 'names' such as:
Black XXL San Diego
Meth dude SF
|by Anonymous||reply 9||March 12, 2023 10:41 PM|
I'm the last person to see him alive; 'Felch Boy 2000'
|by Anonymous||reply 10||March 13, 2023 7:33 AM|
I’m the one distended, deformed nipple Sessums would pull on whilst deep throating some homeless meth addict with open sores all over his penis
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 13, 2023 4:45 PM|
I'm the crow he never swallowed.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||March 13, 2023 5:21 PM|
I'm the chief surgeon, uncertain as to whether I'm swabbing Sessum's mouth or his sphincter.
They're identical in form and contents.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||March 13, 2023 8:26 PM|
I'm the crusty jeans they had to cut off the cadaver.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||March 13, 2023 9:09 PM|
I’m his shit skidded underwear with the yellow stains in front.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||March 13, 2023 9:15 PM|
I'm the surgeon poking and prodding the body with a stick.
"This is.....this is a person? Right?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||March 13, 2023 10:07 PM|
I'm the stoic blue light emanating out of his asshole that the pathologist prods at to find it was a dildo shaped torch.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 14, 2023 1:37 AM|
I a DL moderator getting ready to pull the life support plug on behalf of sissy's DNR proxy
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 14, 2023 1:48 AM|
I'm the cadaver that NEEDS TO GET FUCKED RIGHT NOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 14, 2023 1:49 AM|
I'm the hot young hospital porter who recognises this stiff on the gurney.
"Omg! It's that old dude from last week that kept sending me pics of his blown out hole on Grindr. His dick pics were SO faked!"
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 14, 2023 6:41 AM|
I'm his rigor mortis claws typing pretentious, faux southern-belle breathy nonsense long after Sesshie's soul has left its body to go to the big GoFundMe Scam-O-Rama headquarters in the sky.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 14, 2023 7:07 AM|
My name is Richard G and I’m the gerbil they found trapped in Sesshie’s distended bung hole. AMA!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 14, 2023 7:48 AM|
I'm the newly discovered STD that has no name, until now...SESSUMS VIRUS
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 14, 2023 2:28 PM|
I’m the female clothes he’s wearing, that make shesshie feel shexy!!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 15, 2023 2:27 PM|
I’m the English riding helmet he wears whilst bicycling. He was the laughingstock of San Francisco AND Provincetown because of it, and THATS hard to do!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 16, 2023 3:28 AM|
This is too mean, even for DL. Come on.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 16, 2023 3:39 AM|
Well, R26, I guess this thread isn't for you. Luckily, there are many others.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 16, 2023 3:42 AM|
[quote] I’m the English riding helmet he wears whilst bicycling.
Whilst? A kick in the cunt for you!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 16, 2023 4:25 AM|
Why do all the other Sessums threads get deleted?
Does he threaten DL with lawsuits?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 16, 2023 4:46 AM|
I'm the French mortician; "zis man, 'ee is... 'ow you say....a ravin' 'omosex-u-el'?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 16, 2023 7:13 AM|
I'm his prolapsed anus sitting on a buoy somewhere off P'town.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 17, 2023 4:06 PM|
R31. funny you should say that….he shit his pants on commercial street. WONDER WHY??
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 17, 2023 5:18 PM|
He probably shat at Some Like It Hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 21, 2023 9:03 PM|
We need to remember to pull this thread out when the Fraus, Blacks etc complain that we only pick on them.
“Misogynoir!!! You all are only critical of black women!!!”
“Bitch! Go look at the Messy Sessy thread!”
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 21, 2023 9:11 PM|
I’m the fecal encrusted ass hairs that surround his gaping maw of a shithole.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 22, 2023 8:48 PM|
It's only a hole...the rest prolapsed long ago somewhere on the Provincetown dock.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 23, 2023 2:39 AM|
I’m the meth rotted tooth he’s dealing with in Paris, (trying to get his moronic followers to pay for his dental bills). Only one idiot woman bothered.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 23, 2023 6:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 23, 2023 6:46 PM|