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Alok Vaid-Menon: I'm a polyglot

I didn't get a choice in the body I was given.

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by Anonymousreply 124May 16, 2023 10:45 AM

Sam Smith’s Role Model

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2023 7:04 PM

(sotto voce) I don't think he washes under his foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2023 7:22 PM

Hard pass!

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2023 8:51 PM

I need never ending attention for being a rich dude who dresses in colorful garb. Celebrate me!

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2023 12:00 AM

That’s nice Alok. Now go away.

by Anonymousreply 5March 10, 2023 12:03 AM

Christ is this thing still here? I'd almost forgotten he existed. Thanks OP.

by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2023 2:09 PM

r6 We'd all forgotten he existed until you searched for his name and bumped his thread just now. So thanks for that.

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2023 2:13 PM

I guess R6 and R7 don't follow Jamie Lee Curtis.

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2023 2:15 PM

He looks like a hideous retard.

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2023 2:18 PM

are they a couple?

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by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2023 2:49 PM

Wasn't this the tit mouse that was genuinely perplexed that straight men weren't swiping right on him despite the fact that HE IS A REAL WOMAN?

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2023 3:01 PM

Yup. Which led to an article (and a very entertaining DL thread) written by DL legend Meredith Talusan.

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by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2023 3:05 PM

We've created a nation full of vacuous attention whores.

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2023 3:19 PM

Hot, cis, masc men have to find them attractive - or ELSE!

by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2023 3:23 PM

I'm good with ELSE. ^^

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2023 3:28 PM

Alok is going to be the inaugural "LGBTQ+ Scholar in Residence" at Penn in April...

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by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2023 3:35 PM

It looks as if he stole Neil Degrasse Tyson's luggage and found a sweater vest with planets and moons.

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2023 3:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2023 4:51 PM

What a fucking mess!

by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2023 4:56 PM

Alok, Lume works great on underboob areas and thigh folds!

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2023 4:57 PM

I'm amazed his 15 minutes have not yet ended.

by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2023 4:57 PM

He's deeply mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2023 5:01 PM

He’s quite impressed with himself

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2023 5:02 PM

This freak really makes Billy Porter look mainstream and stable, huh?

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2023 5:05 PM

I wonder how much of his shtick is narcissistic control and/or fear?

After all, if you push away 99.99999 percent of the humans on earth because they wouldn't be attracted to the thing you are.....

by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2023 5:11 PM

"I'm not for everyone, I'm for me!"

"I am a swirling vision of copious body hair and clashing feminine clothing, so the only reason no one wants to fuck me MUST be transphobia! Bigots!"

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2023 5:18 PM

When narcissism gets a glow up!

by Anonymousreply 27March 15, 2023 5:23 PM

But can they do this?

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by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2023 5:31 PM

Is the JLC mascot?

by Anonymousreply 29March 15, 2023 5:33 PM

Archived version of article at r16

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by Anonymousreply 30March 15, 2023 7:47 PM

Double whammy!

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by Anonymousreply 31March 15, 2023 7:54 PM

Pretty shades of Green blue yellow and turquoise

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by Anonymousreply 32March 15, 2023 7:58 PM

This is the creep who said that little girls are kinky and queer. Freak and a predator.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 15, 2023 8:04 PM

Calling it now: pedophile! We'll find out for sure in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 35March 15, 2023 8:10 PM

R32 Caftans are just an excuse for fat people to conceal their flab rolls.

by Anonymousreply 36March 15, 2023 10:02 PM

All he does is dress in ridiculous outfits. That's his whole "identity."

by Anonymousreply 37March 15, 2023 10:36 PM

This is why there are so many bills banning LGBT shit. These people are fucking insane.

by Anonymousreply 38March 15, 2023 10:38 PM

Why do queers all want to be 1960s suburban matrons?

by Anonymousreply 39March 16, 2023 1:17 AM

Does he try to convince the world he is an actual woman or is he more a gay genderfucker?

I can’t remember what his bag is, beyond having grown up wealthy and favoring a Golden Girls in a blender look.

by Anonymousreply 40March 16, 2023 7:22 PM

Society is fucked. We're past the turning point. Goddamn.

by Anonymousreply 41March 16, 2023 8:25 PM

This is where we’re at. Narcissism is drowning our culture: everybody wants to stand out, everybody wants to be special, everybody wants to be “seen”.

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by Anonymousreply 43March 16, 2023 8:46 PM

This groomer goes around LA and NYC telling every celebrity he can find that they're non binary. It's scary.

I've been told that it was him the one responsible to get Dylan Mulvaney to identify as enby.

Remember when he said that little girls are kinky?

by Anonymousreply 44March 16, 2023 8:53 PM

Alok is the very poster child for privilege: male privilege, caste privilege, economic privilege.

by Anonymousreply 45March 16, 2023 8:57 PM

Looks contrived and exhausting

by Anonymousreply 46March 16, 2023 8:58 PM

They seem tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 47March 16, 2023 8:59 PM

But enough about Sam Smith, r47

by Anonymousreply 48March 16, 2023 9:00 PM

They is lazy too

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by Anonymousreply 49March 16, 2023 9:01 PM


by Anonymousreply 50March 16, 2023 9:47 PM

That is some copious pit hair.

by Anonymousreply 51March 16, 2023 11:18 PM

He is repulsive in every way. Spoiled rich kid who's never had to work a day in his life and can afford to do nothing but navel-gazing.

by Anonymousreply 52March 16, 2023 11:20 PM

What's sexier than shoulder hair peeking out playfully from a feminine summer shirt?

by Anonymousreply 53March 17, 2023 2:45 PM

Does he seek dick or pussy?

by Anonymousreply 54March 17, 2023 8:08 PM

R54 Dick. The straight kind. Because he is a straight woman. A PRETTY one.

by Anonymousreply 55March 17, 2023 8:24 PM


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by Anonymousreply 56March 17, 2023 8:43 PM

Bunch of jealous bitches here. You all WISH you were as beautiful and alluring as this!!!

Alok is a modern day Helen of Troy, a ravishing feminine beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 17, 2023 8:49 PM

look at me.

I said, LOOK AT ME.

by Anonymousreply 58March 17, 2023 9:11 PM

Alok Vaid-Menon: I’m a polycunt!

by Anonymousreply 59March 17, 2023 9:53 PM

R57: I’m kinda feeling this one: the forlornness of it all

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by Anonymousreply 60March 17, 2023 9:58 PM

Lol R55 - R60.

by Anonymousreply 61March 17, 2023 9:59 PM

Les Liaisons dangereuses, édition 2023

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by Anonymousreply 62March 17, 2023 10:02 PM

R62 He kinda looks like a muppet.

by Anonymousreply 63March 17, 2023 10:03 PM

LAD/y of the Night

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by Anonymousreply 64March 18, 2023 1:41 AM

So this is what Klinger is up to now.

by Anonymousreply 65March 18, 2023 1:48 AM

This honestly makes me wanna consider Trump over Biden.

by Anonymousreply 66March 18, 2023 1:58 AM

[quote] Spoiled rich kid who's never had to work a day in his life and can afford to do nothing but navel-gazing.

r52 Not only that, he is a nephew of lesbian Urvashi Vaid, legit gay rights activist, lawyer, writer.

by Anonymousreply 67March 18, 2023 2:07 AM

Urvashi Vaid was a remarkable woman, she worked her ass off for gay rights. Very nice and friendly too. It's hard to believe that assclown was related to her.

by Anonymousreply 68March 18, 2023 2:23 AM

U-G-L-Y, he ain't got no alibi.

He's UGLY!

by Anonymousreply 69March 18, 2023 3:56 AM

His fashion sense is wack.

by Anonymousreply 70March 18, 2023 6:20 PM

"So this is what Klinger is up to now."

Radar cried when he told him that "teddy bears are kinky, too", but Lt. Col. Blake said there wasn't anything he could do about it. "Blake's hands are tied," the ever-witty Hawkeye observed. "I guess that makes him a member of the LGBTQ+ community."

by Anonymousreply 71March 18, 2023 8:37 PM

Remember when Alok was bitching that he couldn't get laid? That was funny. Who would ever want to fuck this freakshow?

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by Anonymousreply 72March 18, 2023 9:00 PM

It’s not the sexuality that’s the problem, it’s the dang narcissism. People like this even shit a certain way impress people and it’s so desperate looking and contrived.

by Anonymousreply 73March 18, 2023 9:07 PM

And he manspreads in the skirt.

by Anonymousreply 74March 18, 2023 9:26 PM

[quote] It’s not the sexuality that’s the problem, it’s the dang narcissism.

This isn’t a sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 75March 18, 2023 9:26 PM

They had to speed up the video because it takes him ten minutes to walk down a hallway in high heels.

by Anonymousreply 76March 18, 2023 9:28 PM

[quote] After leaving Texas, Alok attended Stanford University where they graduated with a BA in feminist, gender, and sexuality studies[13] and comparative studies in race and ethnicity, as well as a masters in sociology in 2013.[citation needed]

Of course he did.

by Anonymousreply 77March 18, 2023 9:31 PM

The original quote also goes onto attack heteronormative standards and Christian and patriarchal views of sexuality. Alok Vaid-Menon explains that the film classic horror film The Exorcist, if viewed through non-cis, non-conservative, and non-religious eyes is simply a coming of age movie of a little girl.

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by Anonymousreply 78March 18, 2023 9:34 PM

The mental illness is strong with this one.

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by Anonymousreply 79March 18, 2023 9:35 PM

I cannot imagine ever being seen with this person in public. The humanity! It's true that after Sam Smith announced that they were a "they" after hanging out with this person and reading their book.

by Anonymousreply 80March 18, 2023 9:38 PM

I'd rather see Sam 'Blubbercunt' Smith than this waste of oxygen any day.

by Anonymousreply 81March 18, 2023 9:41 PM

At least Sam Smith has a fucking job.

by Anonymousreply 82March 18, 2023 9:43 PM

What an odious take on girlhood R78.

by Anonymousreply 83March 18, 2023 10:18 PM

How is he a polyglot? His only language is bullshit.

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by Anonymousreply 85March 22, 2023 5:08 PM

His hairy flat cleavage is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 86March 22, 2023 5:15 PM

She's a mess

by Anonymousreply 87March 22, 2023 5:21 PM

Fashion Trust? I'm surprised the Fashion Police haven't arrested it.

by Anonymousreply 88March 23, 2023 8:55 AM

A polyglot? How many wives does they have??

by Anonymousreply 89March 23, 2023 9:11 AM

I miss the good old days when trannies at least made an effort at looking good.

by Anonymousreply 90March 23, 2023 1:55 PM

If we all just ignored this thing it would go away. All it seeks is reaction, any reaction at all. Starve it of the oxygen of publicity. Starve it of funds. Starve it of book deals. Starve it.

by Anonymousreply 91March 23, 2023 3:21 PM

"Polyglot" means "I can make anybody gag".

by Anonymousreply 92March 23, 2023 6:06 PM

This dud of a dude, yes folks clean those glasses this is a dude is amazing. He must be on some drug cocktail to not see how he looks. Fugly, fuglier, fugliest. And he can't figure out why no one will bang him? There are not enough bags to put over this dude to hide him.

OK as an elder gay I've had my days of wine & roses & waking up with some dreck. But man oh man never anything that looked like this. And the shit he says..Wow. Get your Nevea out Alok & spread it on & have a wank, nobody going to be doing you any time soon unless you splash some of Daddy's cash.

by Anonymousreply 93March 23, 2023 7:02 PM

I bet Alok smells worse than Cheryl's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 94March 24, 2023 3:39 PM

Why is he so superficial? What went wrong?

by Anonymousreply 95March 24, 2023 3:53 PM

Having no discernable talent?

by Anonymousreply 96March 24, 2023 3:57 PM

If he has no talent, he could have used his college degree to get job like everyone else, talented or talent free. He's apparently not stupid. Yet is dedicating his life to non-stop histrionic displays that he considers artistic. And thought pieces that are anything but thoughtful. It's all very very shallow.

by Anonymousreply 97March 24, 2023 4:23 PM

However, I was taught to say something nice. So I think his hair looks cool in the video.

by Anonymousreply 98March 24, 2023 4:24 PM

This person is a shining example of woke queer Marxist ideology. He blames anything and everything he doesn’t like on whiteness, colonialism or the patriarchy.

by Anonymousreply 99March 24, 2023 4:55 PM

[quote]This person is a shining example of woke queer Marxist ideology. He blames anything and everything he doesn’t like on whiteness, colonialism or the patriarchy.

Yep, and the ONLY reason he can monetize this bullshit is because he plies his trade in a majority white country. He's such a cynical narcissist!

by Anonymousreply 100March 24, 2023 10:54 PM

Is this JLC’s guru? JFC!

Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

There were three: Alok, Meredith….and the other one I can’t remember.

WHET the other one?

by Anonymousreply 101March 25, 2023 12:26 AM

[quote]Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

Jacob Tobia r101

by Anonymousreply 102March 25, 2023 8:41 AM

Mental freak and I am being kind

by Anonymousreply 103March 25, 2023 11:39 AM

He's probably ruined for life at this point. He won't be remembered as an artist or intellectual and he hasn't learned to work with people, to make money or to provide services. Yet he's youngish. And he's been rewarded by a narrow slice of society for serving this crap, and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 104March 25, 2023 11:43 AM

[quote]Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

It was IKEA. And yes, a delayed delivery of Billy bookcases is systemic racism, you monster!

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by Anonymousreply 107March 25, 2023 1:13 PM

He’s a poly-what.

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by Anonymousreply 109March 25, 2023 1:21 PM

These things Give the GLB community a bad name. I wish there would be a special freak category and just put these assholes with the Trans crap.

by Anonymousreply 110March 25, 2023 3:39 PM

He probably wouldn't do it if it weren't for all the "likes" and "stunning and brave" type comments he gets daily from sycophantic sponges. That, and has family money.

by Anonymousreply 111March 25, 2023 6:54 PM

[quote]family money

Ding ding ding!! We have a winner!

by Anonymousreply 112March 25, 2023 7:19 PM

Poly-p, R108

by Anonymousreply 113March 26, 2023 3:01 AM

My Alok is human rights legend helping millions around the world. Only problem is still virgin and I worry that Alok ofirice will heal over unless Alok meet nice straight man for love. But no one want alok because racism and enby-phobia. Alok mama.

by Anonymousreply 114May 16, 2023 6:39 AM

I see a lot of this type of thing walking down the street. Ugly, hairy, bearded guys in sundresses with girly handbags, defiantly desperate to prove some kind of countercultural point.

by Anonymousreply 115May 16, 2023 6:58 AM

This annoying jerk is completely repulsive.

He's an assault to peoples eyes.

by Anonymousreply 116May 16, 2023 6:59 AM

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 117May 16, 2023 7:00 AM

That man makes my stomach turn. Truly revolting. But "glot" - that's a good term for him.

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by Anonymousreply 119May 16, 2023 8:08 AM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 120May 16, 2023 8:09 AM

He’s a performance artist. A very untalented one.

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Never mind. I'd be happier not knowing.

by Anonymousreply 123May 16, 2023 10:11 AM

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