Alok Vaid-Menon: I'm a polyglot

Sam Smith’s Role Model

(sotto voce) I don't think he washes under his foreskin.

Hard pass!

I need never ending attention for being a rich dude who dresses in colorful garb. Celebrate me!

That’s nice Alok. Now go away.

Christ is this thing still here? I'd almost forgotten he existed. Thanks OP.

r6 We'd all forgotten he existed until you searched for his name and bumped his thread just now. So thanks for that.

I guess R6 and R7 don't follow Jamie Lee Curtis.

He looks like a hideous retard.

are they a couple?

Wasn't this the tit mouse that was genuinely perplexed that straight men weren't swiping right on him despite the fact that HE IS A REAL WOMAN?

Yup. Which led to an article (and a very entertaining DL thread) written by DL legend Meredith Talusan.

We've created a nation full of vacuous attention whores.

Hot, cis, masc men have to find them attractive - or ELSE!

I'm good with ELSE. ^^

Alok is going to be the inaugural "LGBTQ+ Scholar in Residence" at Penn in April...

It looks as if he stole Neil Degrasse Tyson's luggage and found a sweater vest with planets and moons.

Polyglob

What a fucking mess!

Alok, Lume works great on underboob areas and thigh folds!

I'm amazed his 15 minutes have not yet ended.

He's deeply mentally ill.

He’s quite impressed with himself

This freak really makes Billy Porter look mainstream and stable, huh?

I wonder how much of his shtick is narcissistic control and/or fear?

After all, if you push away 99.99999 percent of the humans on earth because they wouldn't be attracted to the thing you are.....

"I'm not for everyone, I'm for me!"

"I am a swirling vision of copious body hair and clashing feminine clothing, so the only reason no one wants to fuck me MUST be transphobia! Bigots!"

When narcissism gets a glow up!

But can they do this?

Is the JLC mascot?

Archived version of article at r16

Double whammy!

Pretty shades of Green blue yellow and turquoise

This is the creep who said that little girls are kinky and queer. Freak and a predator.

EXHAUSTING!

Calling it now: pedophile! We'll find out for sure in a few years.

R32 Caftans are just an excuse for fat people to conceal their flab rolls.

All he does is dress in ridiculous outfits. That's his whole "identity."

This is why there are so many bills banning LGBT shit. These people are fucking insane.

Why do queers all want to be 1960s suburban matrons?

Does he try to convince the world he is an actual woman or is he more a gay genderfucker?

I can’t remember what his bag is, beyond having grown up wealthy and favoring a Golden Girls in a blender look.

Society is fucked. We're past the turning point. Goddamn.

This is where we’re at. Narcissism is drowning our culture: everybody wants to stand out, everybody wants to be special, everybody wants to be “seen”.

ABloke.

This groomer goes around LA and NYC telling every celebrity he can find that they're non binary. It's scary.

I've been told that it was him the one responsible to get Dylan Mulvaney to identify as enby.

Remember when he said that little girls are kinky?

Alok is the very poster child for privilege: male privilege, caste privilege, economic privilege.

Looks contrived and exhausting

They seem tiresome.

But enough about Sam Smith, r47

They is lazy too

^🤮

That is some copious pit hair.

He is repulsive in every way. Spoiled rich kid who's never had to work a day in his life and can afford to do nothing but navel-gazing.

What's sexier than shoulder hair peeking out playfully from a feminine summer shirt?

Does he seek dick or pussy?

R54 Dick. The straight kind. Because he is a straight woman. A PRETTY one.

....

Bunch of jealous bitches here. You all WISH you were as beautiful and alluring as this!!!

Alok is a modern day Helen of Troy, a ravishing feminine beauty.

look at me.

I said, LOOK AT ME.

Alok Vaid-Menon: I’m a polycunt!

R57: I’m kinda feeling this one: the forlornness of it all

Lol R55 - R60.

Les Liaisons dangereuses, édition 2023

R62 He kinda looks like a muppet.

LAD/y of the Night

So this is what Klinger is up to now.

This honestly makes me wanna consider Trump over Biden.

[quote] Spoiled rich kid who's never had to work a day in his life and can afford to do nothing but navel-gazing.

r52 Not only that, he is a nephew of lesbian Urvashi Vaid, legit gay rights activist, lawyer, writer.

Urvashi Vaid was a remarkable woman, she worked her ass off for gay rights. Very nice and friendly too. It's hard to believe that assclown was related to her.

U-G-L-Y, he ain't got no alibi.

He's UGLY!

His fashion sense is wack.

"So this is what Klinger is up to now."

Radar cried when he told him that "teddy bears are kinky, too", but Lt. Col. Blake said there wasn't anything he could do about it. "Blake's hands are tied," the ever-witty Hawkeye observed. "I guess that makes him a member of the LGBTQ+ community."

Remember when Alok was bitching that he couldn't get laid? That was funny. Who would ever want to fuck this freakshow?

It’s not the sexuality that’s the problem, it’s the dang narcissism. People like this even shit a certain way impress people and it’s so desperate looking and contrived.

And he manspreads in the skirt.

[quote] It’s not the sexuality that’s the problem, it’s the dang narcissism.

This isn’t a sexuality.

They had to speed up the video because it takes him ten minutes to walk down a hallway in high heels.

[quote] After leaving Texas, Alok attended Stanford University where they graduated with a BA in feminist, gender, and sexuality studies[13] and comparative studies in race and ethnicity, as well as a masters in sociology in 2013.[citation needed]

Of course he did.

The original quote also goes onto attack heteronormative standards and Christian and patriarchal views of sexuality. Alok Vaid-Menon explains that the film classic horror film The Exorcist, if viewed through non-cis, non-conservative, and non-religious eyes is simply a coming of age movie of a little girl.

The mental illness is strong with this one.

I cannot imagine ever being seen with this person in public. The humanity! It's true that after Sam Smith announced that they were a "they" after hanging out with this person and reading their book.

I'd rather see Sam 'Blubbercunt' Smith than this waste of oxygen any day.

At least Sam Smith has a fucking job.

What an odious take on girlhood R78.

How is he a polyglot? His only language is bullshit.

......

His hairy flat cleavage is HOT!

She's a mess

Fashion Trust? I'm surprised the Fashion Police haven't arrested it.

A polyglot? How many wives does they have??

I miss the good old days when trannies at least made an effort at looking good.

If we all just ignored this thing it would go away. All it seeks is reaction, any reaction at all. Starve it of the oxygen of publicity. Starve it of funds. Starve it of book deals. Starve it.

"Polyglot" means "I can make anybody gag".

This dud of a dude, yes folks clean those glasses this is a dude is amazing. He must be on some drug cocktail to not see how he looks. Fugly, fuglier, fugliest. And he can't figure out why no one will bang him? There are not enough bags to put over this dude to hide him.

OK as an elder gay I've had my days of wine & roses & waking up with some dreck. But man oh man never anything that looked like this. And the shit he says..Wow. Get your Nevea out Alok & spread it on & have a wank, nobody going to be doing you any time soon unless you splash some of Daddy's cash.

I bet Alok smells worse than Cheryl's pussy.

Why is he so superficial? What went wrong?

Having no discernable talent?

If he has no talent, he could have used his college degree to get job like everyone else, talented or talent free. He's apparently not stupid. Yet is dedicating his life to non-stop histrionic displays that he considers artistic. And thought pieces that are anything but thoughtful. It's all very very shallow.

However, I was taught to say something nice. So I think his hair looks cool in the video.

This person is a shining example of woke queer Marxist ideology. He blames anything and everything he doesn’t like on whiteness, colonialism or the patriarchy.

[quote]This person is a shining example of woke queer Marxist ideology. He blames anything and everything he doesn’t like on whiteness, colonialism or the patriarchy.

Yep, and the ONLY reason he can monetize this bullshit is because he plies his trade in a majority white country. He's such a cynical narcissist!

Is this JLC’s guru? JFC!

Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

There were three: Alok, Meredith….and the other one I can’t remember.

WHET the other one?

[quote]Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

Jacob Tobia r101

Mental freak and I am being kind

He's probably ruined for life at this point. He won't be remembered as an artist or intellectual and he hasn't learned to work with people, to make money or to provide services. Yet he's youngish. And he's been rewarded by a narrow slice of society for serving this crap, and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

[quote]Is this also the one who took missing a morning Fedex delivery as colonial oppression?

It was IKEA. And yes, a delayed delivery of Billy bookcases is systemic racism, you monster!

Polythot

Ewww

He’s a poly-what.

Poly-not

These things Give the GLB community a bad name. I wish there would be a special freak category and just put these assholes with the Trans crap.

He probably wouldn't do it if it weren't for all the "likes" and "stunning and brave" type comments he gets daily from sycophantic sponges. That, and has family money.

[quote]family money

Ding ding ding!! We have a winner!

Poly-p, R108