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Pentagon UFO chief says alien mothership in our solar system possible

Lester Holt was just reporting this on MSNBC.

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by Anonymousreply 116June 2, 2023 10:27 AM


by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2023 5:05 PM

All your base are belong to us.

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2023 5:06 PM

Well, it’s about damn time. I’m ready to go when they are!

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2023 5:14 PM

politics turns to the fantastical when it's dredging through the cesspool.

So, what slow burn melodrama is brewing in the background?

I'd be inclined to think it's rattling these shiny keys to distract the kiddies of the bipartisan effort to ban tiktok (and their inability to keep gen z soldiers off it) that's only going to end up hurting Democrats and Biden specifically on multiple fronts. . .

by Anonymousreply 4March 9, 2023 5:17 PM

I'm ready. Bring it on.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 9, 2023 5:22 PM

I hope they have those freakishly large foreheads.

by Anonymousreply 6March 9, 2023 5:28 PM

And we shot down the probes. Uh, oh.

by Anonymousreply 7March 9, 2023 5:36 PM

Good. We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become and knock people into line.

by Anonymousreply 8March 9, 2023 5:44 PM

Maybe they will be both fun and snarky.

by Anonymousreply 9March 9, 2023 6:20 PM

If they’re there, they’re watching. And we haven’t made the cut yet.

by Anonymousreply 10March 9, 2023 6:38 PM

Mothership Connection!

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by Anonymousreply 11March 9, 2023 6:54 PM

They better be hung tops.

by Anonymousreply 12March 9, 2023 7:20 PM

Be careful what you wish for R6.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 9, 2023 7:23 PM

What are their pronouns likely to be? I hope we do not misgender them - that could be awkward.

by Anonymousreply 14March 9, 2023 7:36 PM

We are trying to make contact, can you hear me?

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by Anonymousreply 15March 9, 2023 7:37 PM

We are your friends.....

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by Anonymousreply 16March 9, 2023 7:38 PM


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by Anonymousreply 17March 9, 2023 7:42 PM

I hope I don't have to flee - ugh - I'm so out of shape.

by Anonymousreply 18March 9, 2023 7:54 PM

Hey aliens, do you do garbage disposal?

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by Anonymousreply 19March 9, 2023 7:57 PM

I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

by Anonymousreply 20March 9, 2023 8:41 PM

They're the ones who sent the space "objects" we shot down to see how we would respond.

We failed.

They're now considering the best way to eradicate us all at once and how exactly to best terraform the earth to their needs. Also, what animals to keep/eliminate.

So long, bitchachos! It's been real.

by Anonymousreply 21March 9, 2023 8:49 PM

This has happened before, so it doesn't surprise me.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 9, 2023 9:29 PM

They came. They saw. They said "Oh hell no!" and went back to their planet.

by Anonymousreply 23March 9, 2023 9:54 PM

It’s possible they are telling the truth.Elon musk ain’t gonna save us so if they have interest in this planet sustaining life as we know it they may have no choice but to come and sort out our mess.

by Anonymousreply 24March 9, 2023 10:02 PM

OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA

by Anonymousreply 25March 9, 2023 10:08 PM

OMG, R6 - that totally explain Matt Gaetz! I think you’re onto something…

by Anonymousreply 26March 9, 2023 10:11 PM

Earth is the ghetto of the solar system.

by Anonymousreply 27March 9, 2023 10:17 PM

If that's true, r27 - humans may very well be the spicy chicken sandwiches at Popeye's Chicken for them. Line up, everyone!

by Anonymousreply 28March 9, 2023 10:29 PM

They are here "To Serve Man"

by Anonymousreply 29March 9, 2023 11:26 PM

And will they be conducting anal probes?

by Anonymousreply 30March 9, 2023 11:53 PM

I need to purchase a new caftan for their arrival!

by Anonymousreply 31March 9, 2023 11:56 PM

Preach, R21.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 10, 2023 2:34 AM

[quote]We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become

I know, right? The grammar especially has become appalling.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 10, 2023 2:48 AM

I hope they’re all really hung. Do you think they’ll be very well-hung??

by Anonymousreply 37March 10, 2023 2:53 AM

Are they from Uranus?

by Anonymousreply 38March 10, 2023 2:57 AM

Just like the movie Jupiter Ascending, they are here to harvest the planet. They need our DNA. Contact is not an issue for them.

by Anonymousreply 39March 10, 2023 3:02 AM

do any of these idiots who use the term "mothership" even know what a mothership is? Do the aliens open a hatch while flying a million miles an hour to let loose of their poo poo and pee pee and it evaporates?

by Anonymousreply 40March 10, 2023 3:07 AM

As long as they're tops then I'm good.

by Anonymousreply 41March 10, 2023 3:08 AM

I would assume a "mothership" is one that holds the beings and equipment to take over and seize a planet. Once that's done, non-motherships will follow with remaining personnel to occupy the seized planet.

I wonder if they'll be humanoid. Hopefully, they'll be the tall, Nordic-type aliens with buff bodies.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 10, 2023 3:11 AM

[quote] There is a possibility that extraterrestrial motherships and smaller probes may be visiting planets in our solar system,

There’s also a “possibility” that you’re an illegitimate child of Prince Phillip — that doesn’t make it likely.

by Anonymousreply 43March 10, 2023 3:16 AM

Can we have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 44March 10, 2023 3:26 AM

To Serve Man

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by Anonymousreply 45March 10, 2023 3:29 AM

Ooh, maybe Jane will do a Vegas gig.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 10, 2023 3:30 AM

[quote] OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA

It was on television.

by Anonymousreply 47March 10, 2023 3:37 AM

Take us to your leader.

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by Anonymousreply 48March 10, 2023 3:38 AM

R42 That's The Pleiadians you're looking for. The Zeta Retiucli are the grey ones with huge foreheads and large eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 10, 2023 3:45 AM

Mother has a ship? That's news to me.

by Anonymousreply 50March 10, 2023 3:46 AM

This would be my greatest dream come true. I wish they’d take me off this prison planet

by Anonymousreply 51March 10, 2023 3:51 AM

^^that's what I think this place is too LOL.

by Anonymousreply 52March 10, 2023 4:04 AM

Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?

by Anonymousreply 53March 10, 2023 4:07 AM

Smells like a psyop to me

by Anonymousreply 54March 10, 2023 4:07 AM

Is their Queen on board?

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by Anonymousreply 55March 10, 2023 4:11 AM

No worries--we're on it :)

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by Anonymousreply 56March 10, 2023 4:28 AM

Black Knight Satellite, is it?

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by Anonymousreply 57March 10, 2023 9:31 AM

I nominate Greg to prepare their welcoming banquet.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 10, 2023 9:45 AM
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by Anonymousreply 60March 10, 2023 9:50 AM
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by Anonymousreply 61March 10, 2023 9:51 AM
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by Anonymousreply 62March 10, 2023 9:52 AM
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by Anonymousreply 63March 10, 2023 9:55 AM
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by Anonymousreply 64March 10, 2023 9:56 AM

I was just building a mashed potato tower!

by Anonymousreply 65March 10, 2023 10:01 AM

I’ve been waiting for them since I was a kid.

Sadly, this is a BS story, & imma keep on waiting, huh?

by Anonymousreply 66March 10, 2023 10:04 AM

I don't know, R66, I feel like maybe the government is preparing for a big reveal. There's gotta be something to this slow release of information. I think they're softening us up.

by Anonymousreply 67March 10, 2023 10:21 AM

Let's give them Honey Boo Boo and Mama June.

by Anonymousreply 68March 10, 2023 10:25 AM

This song from the '80s seems appropriate here:

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by Anonymousreply 69March 10, 2023 10:29 AM

I say we offer up Madonna as Earth's sacrificial tribute.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 10, 2023 10:51 AM
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by Anonymousreply 73March 10, 2023 10:55 AM

My guess is earth is a zoo planet. We’re managed for reasons beyond our understanding. Not for our benefit but our managers. Since we’re fucking things up here we might well be placed on the repair project list.. New enclosure, different habitat, different foods etc.

by Anonymousreply 74March 12, 2023 3:14 PM

Should the term be "birthing-parent' ship?

by Anonymousreply 75March 12, 2023 3:26 PM

Relax. They're just sending Mary Kay representatives.

by Anonymousreply 76March 12, 2023 3:44 PM

I hope they look like young Shaun Cassidy or the Teletubbies!

by Anonymousreply 77March 12, 2023 4:02 PM

And we have an official eyewitness sketch, R76.

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by Anonymousreply 78March 12, 2023 4:15 PM

When they arrive, and they will, so many humans will realize we are nothing special, there is no Christian god, everything we've been taught is a myth, and most likely, Earth is a petri dish and we are nothing but a science experiment by an incredibly civilization or group of civilizations. What we know about physics is less than 1% of how the universe actually works. When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations. Millions and millions of suicides.

by Anonymousreply 79March 12, 2023 4:31 PM

..incredibly advanced civilization....

See, another human failing

by Anonymousreply 80March 12, 2023 4:32 PM

I hope they have huge uncut cocks that shoot massive loads with enough nutrients for meal replacement or enough to douche and lube me for the next in line.

by Anonymousreply 81March 12, 2023 4:34 PM

[quote] When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations.

Starting with the MAGA cult, one can hope.

by Anonymousreply 82March 12, 2023 5:04 PM

We're ready to present hole at any time.

by Anonymousreply 83March 12, 2023 5:05 PM

[quote]Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?

Because they want Congress to give them more money. Best way to do that is to invent a threat.

by Anonymousreply 84March 12, 2023 5:10 PM

Where is Dump's Space Force? Shouldn't they shoot the mothership down? I think Large Marge should be deputized into Space Force--she's already locked and loaded for the Chinese balloons. It'll give her something useful so she doesn't waste our tax dollars on nonsense hearings.

by Anonymousreply 85March 12, 2023 5:14 PM

OMG, I'd forgotten about his Space Force. Obviously it was quietly done away with. Wasn't there an old Saturday morning cartoon called Space Force? If not, there should have been.

by Anonymousreply 86March 12, 2023 6:24 PM

Hope it's not the Borg.

by Anonymousreply 87March 12, 2023 7:19 PM

Probably not Borg; they wouldn't want to "add our expertise" to their database. We're the most uncooperative species ever and don't do well in teams, much less collectives.

by Anonymousreply 88March 12, 2023 7:28 PM

R87 Humans are the Kazon of this quadrant

by Anonymousreply 89March 12, 2023 8:00 PM

Overall humans are shit but a few of us have done some beautiful creative stuff. Hopefully that would be enough to spare our lives

by Anonymousreply 90March 12, 2023 8:10 PM

Here is what they're all about =

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by Anonymousreply 91March 16, 2023 3:23 AM

^ Linda Moulton Howe revealed the link to the above documents on her YT channel yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 92March 17, 2023 3:39 AM

Omg ^^ hahaha. I read a couple pages. So ridiculous!!

by Anonymousreply 93March 17, 2023 3:51 AM

R93 What pages in it did you find ridiculous?

by Anonymousreply 94March 17, 2023 3:54 AM

I hope they take Jamie Lee Curtis with them!

by Anonymousreply 95March 17, 2023 4:01 AM

R94 page 5. CIA group of some letter and digit killed Kennedy to keep alien secrets safe and also created AIDs to rid the population of useless tits. Didn't work tho it seems...

by Anonymousreply 96March 17, 2023 4:17 AM

I hope we don’t get half face sunburn like Richard Dreyfus in close encounters. I have already made a mashed potato mountain just in case.

And.. Erika says “The mothership can’t save you so your ass is gonna get left!”

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by Anonymousreply 97March 17, 2023 4:40 AM

Space Force did not go away. They want $30 billion.

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by Anonymousreply 98March 17, 2023 4:43 AM

According to the document linked at r91 these aliens are still quite US-centric and obsessed with working in/with/against the CIA, depending on the type of alien. Seems a narrow interest for those originating both within and without of our solar system. There are many diagrams and drawings in the document that, sadly, are not up to professional standards of any alien or spook worth their salt. And their concerns often mirror those of narrow-minded earthlings on topics of biology, forceable reproduction, eugenics, clandestine agendas, and paranoia in general.

by Anonymousreply 99March 17, 2023 4:54 AM

Beam me up!

by Anonymousreply 100March 17, 2023 5:53 AM

All hail President Kang!! 👾👽

by Anonymousreply 101March 17, 2023 7:27 AM

I'm late to the party, but God I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 102March 17, 2023 7:54 AM

R86 I love that they kept the cadet rank, so in the future there will be Space Cadets.

by Anonymousreply 103March 17, 2023 7:56 AM

Don't be such a Pollyanna R79.

by Anonymousreply 104March 17, 2023 8:04 AM

Maybe moving to D.C. wasn't such a good idea after all.

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by Anonymousreply 105March 17, 2023 8:24 AM

Is Poo posting her crazy, fake UFO shit again?

by Anonymousreply 106March 17, 2023 1:43 PM

For anyone who’s into this kind of stuff I recommend the book series “The Three Body Problem” - it’s all about the dark forest theory

by Anonymousreply 107March 17, 2023 1:55 PM

The what?

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by Anonymousreply 109March 18, 2023 12:52 PM

R108 "The dark forest hypothesis is the conjecture that many alien civilizations exist throughout the universe, but they are both silent and paranoid."

it suggests the reason that we seem to be alone in the universe is that the more advanced life is smart enough to be in hiding from the apex predators

by Anonymousreply 110March 18, 2023 9:53 PM

R108, the series is coming to Netflix sometime this year. I’m very much looking forward to seeing if it holds up. All involved said it’s going to be true to the book series, so fingers crossed.

by Anonymousreply 111March 18, 2023 11:28 PM

Yes, and Boris Johnson, r95.

by Anonymousreply 112March 19, 2023 12:22 AM

I subscribe to Michio Kaku's theory, myself.

Michio Kaku sums it up like this:

Lets say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?”

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by Anonymousreply 113March 19, 2023 3:06 AM

you are my starship

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by Anonymousreply 114June 2, 2023 8:19 AM

Thank you for turning me onto this, R114! I'm loving this song a lot.

Norman Connors -- who knew?

by Anonymousreply 115June 2, 2023 9:45 AM

[quote] Maybe they will be both fun and snarky.

Like Jane Badler.

by Anonymousreply 116June 2, 2023 10:27 AM
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