Pentagon UFO chief says alien mothership in our solar system possible

Mmmkay.

All your base are belong to us.

Well, it’s about damn time. I’m ready to go when they are!

politics turns to the fantastical when it's dredging through the cesspool.

So, what slow burn melodrama is brewing in the background?

I'd be inclined to think it's rattling these shiny keys to distract the kiddies of the bipartisan effort to ban tiktok (and their inability to keep gen z soldiers off it) that's only going to end up hurting Democrats and Biden specifically on multiple fronts. . .

I'm ready. Bring it on.

I hope they have those freakishly large foreheads.

And we shot down the probes. Uh, oh.

Good. We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become and knock people into line.

Maybe they will be both fun and snarky.

If they’re there, they’re watching. And we haven’t made the cut yet.

Mothership Connection!

They better be hung tops.

Be careful what you wish for R6.

What are their pronouns likely to be? I hope we do not misgender them - that could be awkward.

We are trying to make contact, can you hear me?

We are your friends.....

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I hope I don't have to flee - ugh - I'm so out of shape.

Hey aliens, do you do garbage disposal?

I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

They're the ones who sent the space "objects" we shot down to see how we would respond.

We failed.

They're now considering the best way to eradicate us all at once and how exactly to best terraform the earth to their needs. Also, what animals to keep/eliminate.

So long, bitchachos! It's been real.

This has happened before, so it doesn't surprise me.

They came. They saw. They said "Oh hell no!" and went back to their planet.

It’s possible they are telling the truth.Elon musk ain’t gonna save us so if they have interest in this planet sustaining life as we know it they may have no choice but to come and sort out our mess.

OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA

OMG, R6 - that totally explain Matt Gaetz! I think you’re onto something…

Earth is the ghetto of the solar system.

If that's true, r27 - humans may very well be the spicy chicken sandwiches at Popeye's Chicken for them. Line up, everyone!

They are here "To Serve Man"

And will they be conducting anal probes?

I need to purchase a new caftan for their arrival!

Preach, R21.

OP, IT'S A COOKBOOK!

[quote]We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become

I know, right? The grammar especially has become appalling.

THEY AIN'T GETTIN' THE TEEVEE!

I hope they’re all really hung. Do you think they’ll be very well-hung??

Are they from Uranus?

Just like the movie Jupiter Ascending, they are here to harvest the planet. They need our DNA. Contact is not an issue for them.

do any of these idiots who use the term "mothership" even know what a mothership is? Do the aliens open a hatch while flying a million miles an hour to let loose of their poo poo and pee pee and it evaporates?

As long as they're tops then I'm good.

I would assume a "mothership" is one that holds the beings and equipment to take over and seize a planet. Once that's done, non-motherships will follow with remaining personnel to occupy the seized planet.

I wonder if they'll be humanoid. Hopefully, they'll be the tall, Nordic-type aliens with buff bodies.

[quote] There is a possibility that extraterrestrial motherships and smaller probes may be visiting planets in our solar system,

There’s also a “possibility” that you’re an illegitimate child of Prince Phillip — that doesn’t make it likely.

Can we have your stuff?

To Serve Man

Ooh, maybe Jane will do a Vegas gig.

[quote] OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA

It was on television.

Take us to your leader.

R42 That's The Pleiadians you're looking for. The Zeta Retiucli are the grey ones with huge foreheads and large eyes.

Mother has a ship? That's news to me.

This would be my greatest dream come true. I wish they’d take me off this prison planet

^^that's what I think this place is too LOL.

Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?

Smells like a psyop to me

Is their Queen on board?

No worries--we're on it :)

Black Knight Satellite, is it?

I nominate Greg to prepare their welcoming banquet.

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I was just building a mashed potato tower!

I’ve been waiting for them since I was a kid.

Sadly, this is a BS story, & imma keep on waiting, huh?

I don't know, R66, I feel like maybe the government is preparing for a big reveal. There's gotta be something to this slow release of information. I think they're softening us up.

Let's give them Honey Boo Boo and Mama June.

This song from the '80s seems appropriate here:

I say we offer up Madonna as Earth's sacrificial tribute.

R67?

Nope.

r70

My guess is earth is a zoo planet. We’re managed for reasons beyond our understanding. Not for our benefit but our managers. Since we’re fucking things up here we might well be placed on the repair project list.. New enclosure, different habitat, different foods etc.

Should the term be "birthing-parent' ship?

Relax. They're just sending Mary Kay representatives.

I hope they look like young Shaun Cassidy or the Teletubbies!

And we have an official eyewitness sketch, R76.

When they arrive, and they will, so many humans will realize we are nothing special, there is no Christian god, everything we've been taught is a myth, and most likely, Earth is a petri dish and we are nothing but a science experiment by an incredibly civilization or group of civilizations. What we know about physics is less than 1% of how the universe actually works. When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations. Millions and millions of suicides.

..incredibly advanced civilization....

See, another human failing

I hope they have huge uncut cocks that shoot massive loads with enough nutrients for meal replacement or enough to douche and lube me for the next in line.

[quote] When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations.

Starting with the MAGA cult, one can hope.

We're ready to present hole at any time.

[quote]Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?

Because they want Congress to give them more money. Best way to do that is to invent a threat.

Where is Dump's Space Force? Shouldn't they shoot the mothership down? I think Large Marge should be deputized into Space Force--she's already locked and loaded for the Chinese balloons. It'll give her something useful so she doesn't waste our tax dollars on nonsense hearings.

OMG, I'd forgotten about his Space Force. Obviously it was quietly done away with. Wasn't there an old Saturday morning cartoon called Space Force? If not, there should have been.

Hope it's not the Borg.

Probably not Borg; they wouldn't want to "add our expertise" to their database. We're the most uncooperative species ever and don't do well in teams, much less collectives.

R87 Humans are the Kazon of this quadrant

Overall humans are shit but a few of us have done some beautiful creative stuff. Hopefully that would be enough to spare our lives

Here is what they're all about =

^ Linda Moulton Howe revealed the link to the above documents on her YT channel yesterday.

Omg ^^ hahaha. I read a couple pages. So ridiculous!!

R93 What pages in it did you find ridiculous?

I hope they take Jamie Lee Curtis with them!

R94 page 5. CIA group of some letter and digit killed Kennedy to keep alien secrets safe and also created AIDs to rid the population of useless tits. Didn't work tho it seems...

I hope we don’t get half face sunburn like Richard Dreyfus in close encounters. I have already made a mashed potato mountain just in case.

And.. Erika says “The mothership can’t save you so your ass is gonna get left!”

Space Force did not go away. They want $30 billion.

According to the document linked at r91 these aliens are still quite US-centric and obsessed with working in/with/against the CIA, depending on the type of alien. Seems a narrow interest for those originating both within and without of our solar system. There are many diagrams and drawings in the document that, sadly, are not up to professional standards of any alien or spook worth their salt. And their concerns often mirror those of narrow-minded earthlings on topics of biology, forceable reproduction, eugenics, clandestine agendas, and paranoia in general.

Beam me up!

All hail President Kang!! 👾👽

I'm late to the party, but God I love this thread.

R86 I love that they kept the cadet rank, so in the future there will be Space Cadets.

Don't be such a Pollyanna R79.

Maybe moving to D.C. wasn't such a good idea after all.

Is Poo posting her crazy, fake UFO shit again?

For anyone who’s into this kind of stuff I recommend the book series “The Three Body Problem” - it’s all about the dark forest theory

The what?

r108

R108 "The dark forest hypothesis is the conjecture that many alien civilizations exist throughout the universe, but they are both silent and paranoid."

it suggests the reason that we seem to be alone in the universe is that the more advanced life is smart enough to be in hiding from the apex predators

R108, the series is coming to Netflix sometime this year. I’m very much looking forward to seeing if it holds up. All involved said it’s going to be true to the book series, so fingers crossed.

Yes, and Boris Johnson, r95.

I subscribe to Michio Kaku's theory, myself.

Michio Kaku sums it up like this:

Lets say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?”

you are my starship

Thank you for turning me onto this, R114! I'm loving this song a lot.

Norman Connors -- who knew?

[quote] Maybe they will be both fun and snarky.

Like Jane Badler.