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Fred & Ethel Mertz

I love the “tired of each other” style humor between them. It is hilarious and hold up today. I’m on a I Love Lucy binge via the I Love Lucy channel on Pluto TV.

Here is Ethel Mae singing “Shortnin’ Bread” during a homecoming performance in Albuquerque!

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by Anonymousreply 19March 12, 2023 6:21 PM

"For my first number tonight, I have chosen a number, that alllllll of you love to hear me sing - I had many requests, for YOUR favorite and MINE... Shortnin' Bread!"

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2023 3:50 PM

My little baby loves shortnin.

Do you think Frethel ever had sex during the entire run of the show?

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2023 4:06 PM

She's big everywhere!

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2023 4:42 PM

I think Fred spent a lot of time in the YMCA steam room and getting rubdowns. Probably not as much time for banging ol' Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 4March 9, 2023 5:09 PM

I’m obsessed with the Mertzes!

by Anonymousreply 5March 9, 2023 10:29 PM

Teensy & Weensy were fun.

by Anonymousreply 6March 11, 2023 4:07 PM

Fred has big dick face

by Anonymousreply 7March 11, 2023 4:13 PM

R7 do you fap when you see Fred?

by Anonymousreply 8March 11, 2023 4:14 PM

The fact that WIlliam Frawley and Vivian Vance hated each other probably made for better chemistry between the two as an antagonistic couple.

by Anonymousreply 9March 11, 2023 4:15 PM

R8 Only when Fred wears his pants up to his nipples

by Anonymousreply 10March 11, 2023 4:19 PM

Fred wouldn't have sex with Ethel because her vajeen stank

by Anonymousreply 11March 11, 2023 4:21 PM

Mertz & Kurtz always shared an upper on the vaudeville circuit.

by Anonymousreply 12March 11, 2023 8:06 PM

Ethel was more interested in what Mrs. Trumbull was offering.

by Anonymousreply 13March 11, 2023 8:08 PM

[quote]Do you think Frethel ever had sex during the entire run of the show?

Of course not.

by Anonymousreply 14March 11, 2023 8:08 PM

I heard Mrs. Trumbull got her start in dirty movies.

by Anonymousreply 15March 11, 2023 8:15 PM

Ethel Mae Potter. We never forgot her.

by Anonymousreply 16March 11, 2023 11:12 PM

I like my photo in the paper......Ethel And Her Trained Hands.

by Anonymousreply 17March 12, 2023 3:57 PM

Ethel Mae Potter, as portrayed by Saint Vivian du Vance.

by Anonymousreply 18March 12, 2023 5:04 PM

I just love shortenin’ bread!

by Anonymousreply 19March 12, 2023 6:21 PM
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