Is it rude to eat an airplane?

It's considered rude if the plane gives you gas.

Its fine as long as it is an ethically sourced plane. Trade Joes sells a really good airplane, even though it is frozen.

Another day, another question: is OP high or ESL?

Is an “airplane” one of those $5 donuts, OP?

Is this another WINNING Greg thread?

I was flying a nonstop, sold out airbus from Charlotte to San Fran. I was riding the bitch seat, between two great big fat persons. About and hour into the flight, the fat, sweaty fuck next to me, pulls out a tuna salad sandwich, and begins attacking it. I should mention this was in July. I put the neck of my shirt over my nose, and grumbled.. hoping this gelatinous shithead would get the hint. He didn't. He finished. I breathed a sigh of relief, and tried to relax.

45 minutes later, this piece of shit pulls out ANOTHER tuna sald sandwich, AND a sleeve of Saltines. I rang the flight attendant, and told her "please get me away from Dom Deluise pile of dung over here, I'm about to flip the fuck out, right here, right now!"

And she did. I can't even look at Tuna salad anymore.

Try a submarine sandwich instead, OP.

Are 747s on the Keto diet?

What about a paper plane?

Airplanes should be eaten with prunes.

Eating doesn't bother me but one time a lady next to me politely asked if she could paint her finger nails, and without thinking "I'm crammed in an airtight tube 30,000 feet in the air" I said "sure".

Immediately regretted it. Instant headache and breathing fingernail polish fumes.

A flight attendant finally saw her and asked her to put it away because the cabin ventilation wasn't powerful enough and it was bothering others (I hadn't said a word).

Is it rude to douche your pussy on an airplane?

[quote]Is it rude to eat an airplane?

Ask for its boundaries first. Have a safe-word you both know.

Is it rude to eat pussy on an airplane?

My favorite!

Those damn propellers always get stuck between my teeth.

It's not rude but you are taking a chance.

How long has that food been hanging around on the tarmac? How many times has it been re-heated?

I only eat anything that hasn't been touched by human hands.

I'll have a helicopter instead.

[quote]Is it rude to eat an airplane?

Not if you chew with your mouth closed.

Better not be my plane...

It is fine but be prepared for bad indigestion.

No, it's not rude, especially if you drink all your Jesus Juice.

Linda does NOT fuck around R20!

I would think airplanes would be unpalatable, OP. All that metal.

The answer is yes Chrissy.

[quote] Airplanes should be eaten with prunes.

It can’t be denied. There’s something about the cabin pressure that makes them irresistibly sweet and melty.

[quote] Is this another WINNING Greg thread?

Thanks for thinking of me, R5, but no, this silly thread is not mine. I sign my postings so you will never have to guess.

I would also never ask DL people if I should eat on an airplane. Don’t you find the question odd?

If the flight is short enough that no meal is served, it generally means you do not need to eat on the plane.

A bag of chips? Fine.

Lo mein? Not okay.