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People Who Aren’t Funny

Jerry Seinfeld

Jay Leno

And that person who keeps posting as Liza, mocking her speech impediment.

by Anonymousreply 259March 26, 2023 12:02 AM

Jerry Seinfeld is funny. Just not laugh out loud funny. His sitcom is way funnier than his standup.

by Anonymousreply 1March 7, 2023 3:20 AM

Jerry Seinfeld is zero funny.

by Anonymousreply 2March 7, 2023 3:24 AM

Amy and Tina, I find them EXHAUSTING! Whoever thought they would have post SNL careers.

by Anonymousreply 3March 7, 2023 3:25 AM

Gutfeld! The ugliest turd in the punchbowl.

by Anonymousreply 4March 7, 2023 3:27 AM

Aziz Ansari.

I don't get how he was ever a thing.

by Anonymousreply 5March 7, 2023 3:27 AM

Agreed - Jay Leno was annoying, Jerry Seinfeld was not remotely funny.

by Anonymousreply 6March 7, 2023 3:28 AM

[quote]And that person who keeps posting as Liza, mocking her speech impediment.

Good grief, yes.

by Anonymousreply 7March 7, 2023 3:28 AM

Tiny Fey, my new name for this excruciating one note comedic writer. Never got her appeal. Tiny comes across as smug and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 8March 7, 2023 3:28 AM

Shpeesh impediment? What shpeesh impediment?

by Anonymousreply 9March 7, 2023 3:29 AM

The Liza trolls on DL.

by Anonymousreply 10March 7, 2023 3:29 AM

Trevor Noah.

by Anonymousreply 11March 7, 2023 3:31 AM

Jimmy Fallon should drop

by Anonymousreply 12March 7, 2023 3:32 AM

Steve Harvey is about as funny as an anal wart.

by Anonymousreply 13March 7, 2023 3:32 AM

A lot of the cute quips here have been destroyed by trolls.

The Oh dear, the tasteful friends, the Liza. Others.

by Anonymousreply 14March 7, 2023 3:33 AM

Larry David

by Anonymousreply 15March 7, 2023 3:33 AM

Amy and Tina are cringe.

They were on some awards show and had completely morphed into cutting edge "Here's Lucy" brand of humor. I was embarrassed for them, but seeing their smug faces I know they feel no shame!

by Anonymousreply 16March 7, 2023 3:35 AM

From the past: Soupy Sales and Red Skelton. I'm astonished they had careers and fans.

by Anonymousreply 17March 7, 2023 3:36 AM

Tracy Morgan

Katt Williams

by Anonymousreply 18March 7, 2023 3:36 AM

R4, I couldn't agree more. No conservative has ever been funny.

by Anonymousreply 19March 7, 2023 3:36 AM

Have you ever seen film clips of Fanny Brice?

Oy. When a girl isn't funny...

by Anonymousreply 20March 7, 2023 3:37 AM

Whoopi Goldberg

Sarah Silverman

Eddie Murphy

by Anonymousreply 21March 7, 2023 3:37 AM

Bob Hope

by Anonymousreply 22March 7, 2023 3:39 AM

R12 I’ve despised Jimmy from day one and find it shocking that his show has any audience whatsoever. This interview from Sunday was the nail in the coffin, what a smug, humorous-less twat he is, I’m surprised his SNL cast mates did rise up and kill him for his attitude of clean humor and how he can’t even say shit and fuck in a routine. Being subversive is foundational in humor, he might as well of just gone off and hosted Nickelodeon kids games shows with infantile and weak sense of humor.

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by Anonymousreply 23March 7, 2023 3:39 AM

R16 " Amy and Tina are cringe."

Oh, bless your heart.

by Anonymousreply 24March 7, 2023 3:40 AM

R23 "might as well of"

Even though I agree with what you've said, you must recognize what an atrocious error this is. You are intending to say "Might as well have" or perhaps "Might as well've" - but never, ever "well of."

Carry on.

by Anonymousreply 25March 7, 2023 3:42 AM

Jay Leno was very funny!

by Anonymousreply 26March 7, 2023 3:42 AM

Bill Maher

by Anonymousreply 27March 7, 2023 3:42 AM

Looking, R26

by Anonymousreply 28March 7, 2023 3:43 AM

R26 Omg, you poor thing

by Anonymousreply 29March 7, 2023 3:44 AM

[quote]Oh, bless your heart.

This definitely ain’t funny.

by Anonymousreply 30March 7, 2023 3:44 AM

R20 - a sweepstakes ticket

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by Anonymousreply 31March 7, 2023 3:45 AM

Beyond having no ability at humor and weirdly obsessed with his huge family and their situational comedy situations that apply to absolutely no one else, Jim Gaffigan is physically revolting and it’s painful to look at him and his voice is excruciating. He should play Alex Murdaugh in the Murdaugh Murders series, he has so much in common with him and I wouldn’t put it past him to someday become a family annihilator too, rather then let his children leave the family and threaten his source material for jokes.

by Anonymousreply 32March 7, 2023 3:45 AM

R1. Jerry was the least amusing person in his own sitcom.

And he was basically playing himself.

by Anonymousreply 33March 7, 2023 3:46 AM

R32 I agree with your sentiment, but your writing skills are atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 34March 7, 2023 3:47 AM

R25 You know what, I originally wrote “may” and went back and changed it to “might,” and I regret that.

by Anonymousreply 35March 7, 2023 3:47 AM

Seth Meyers Plus he is a closet case

by Anonymousreply 36March 7, 2023 3:48 AM

Hasan Minhaj. Who bombed hosting the 2023 Independant Spirit Awards 2 days ago. After a laugh free monologue, he tried to start a "YouTube meme" by having celebrities make "You Tube thumbnail faces" and not ONE celebrity wanted to participate. They actually CRAWLED AWAY from his idiocy. Watch the video in the link. He quickly tries to change the subject after humiliating himself with his failed bit. Unbelievable.

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by Anonymousreply 37March 7, 2023 3:48 AM

Most of the players on Saturday Night Live. They and the show have become outdated and still on the air far too long.

by Anonymousreply 38March 7, 2023 3:49 AM

DL minor cult figure Joan Davis. This "I Love Lucy" ripoff is excruciating to watch today.

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by Anonymousreply 39March 7, 2023 3:49 AM

R35 The may/might isn't the problem

by Anonymousreply 40March 7, 2023 3:49 AM

R37. That's hilarious!

I quite like Hasan and his online content can be quite funny.

Clearly he doesn't do live stuff nearly as well.

by Anonymousreply 41March 7, 2023 3:52 AM

This man, the ONLY thing funny about him is his name and face, otherwise he’s a wash. No wonder his wife sucked down piles of pills to get away from him, he must have been a complete embarrassment to to her. I’m still not convinced he didn’t murder her, he seems to have really enjoyed reveling in the limelight of her death.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 7, 2023 3:53 AM

I find Abbott & Costello painful.

by Anonymousreply 43March 7, 2023 3:55 AM

Bill Cosby. Smug, overrated - and the awful shitstorm that he became involved in.

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by Anonymousreply 44March 7, 2023 3:56 AM

R42. Fuck off about Patton and his wife. He may not be funny, but it's horribly distasteful to talk about his wife like that - even by DL standards.

by Anonymousreply 45March 7, 2023 3:56 AM

Dennis Miller

by Anonymousreply 46March 7, 2023 3:57 AM

R45 No it isn't

by Anonymousreply 47March 7, 2023 3:57 AM

in the classic Susquehanna Hat Co skit it's the others that are funny.

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by Anonymousreply 48March 7, 2023 3:58 AM

I love Seinfeld. His humor just flowed so naturally thru every episode, and the ensemble cast perfectly complimented each other. I still watch reruns almost every day. This was and is a true comedy classic.

by Anonymousreply 49March 7, 2023 4:00 AM

Milton Berle. Or...Uncle (shutter) Miltie. Eww.

by Anonymousreply 50March 7, 2023 4:01 AM

Roseanne Barr

Kevin Hart

by Anonymousreply 51March 7, 2023 4:03 AM

Ricky Gervais

by Anonymousreply 52March 7, 2023 4:08 AM

R49 I just started rewatching Seinfeld on Netflix and I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit. I started with season 2 and I watch at 1.25 speed, which puts it more at a clip with contemporary sitcoms with absolutely no distortion whatsoever. What I have a problem with is the picture quality, which is grainy and aged, as if it was filmed on those old kinescopes that they used to capture early TV shows. It’s as if they were VHS transfers from someone’s personal home collection. I can’t believe they didn’t clean it up digitally and make it more presentable. Is there some reason the quality is so low?

by Anonymousreply 53March 7, 2023 4:08 AM

Ellen Degeneres. Did I miss something?

by Anonymousreply 54March 7, 2023 4:11 AM

Joy Behar

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by Anonymousreply 55March 7, 2023 4:11 AM

r32 But I like Jim Gaffigan...

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by Anonymousreply 56March 7, 2023 4:11 AM

R53. I read somewhere it's sometimes not possible to clean up older footage because of the way it was filmed.

They could go back and remaster it like a lot of older shows have been recently, but that's if there's a market for that.

by Anonymousreply 57March 7, 2023 4:11 AM

Oh, Christ:

Jim Fucking Belushi.

Listing his occupation as "comedian" should get him in trouble with the IRS.

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by Anonymousreply 58March 7, 2023 4:15 AM

Seinfeld was shot on 35mm film. The recent (several years ago) widescreen HD transfers are stunning. What the fuck are you watching? The old fullscreen 1990's VHS tapes?

by Anonymousreply 59March 7, 2023 4:16 AM

[quote]Listing his occupation as "comedian" should get him in trouble with the IRS.

Now that's funny.

by Anonymousreply 60March 7, 2023 4:16 AM

I don't know what to call it, I don't think it's cringe humor, but comedians whose 'schtick' is acting awkward or trying to make people feel uncomfortable. I'm thinking of Ziwe, Megan Stalter, and Jinx Monsoon's YouTube show Sketchy Queens.

by Anonymousreply 61March 7, 2023 4:17 AM

Maya Rudolph

by Anonymousreply 62March 7, 2023 4:25 AM

Debra Messing. Megan Mullally walking away with W&G was the easiest thing she ever did because Messing wasn’t funny.

by Anonymousreply 63March 7, 2023 4:29 AM

Jimmy Kimmel, Dane Cook

by Anonymousreply 64March 7, 2023 4:33 AM

Amy Schumer

by Anonymousreply 65March 7, 2023 4:44 AM

Will Ferrell

by Anonymousreply 66March 7, 2023 4:45 AM

The late, great, Gilbert Godfried did a scathing imitation of Jerry Seinfeld.

by Anonymousreply 67March 7, 2023 4:46 AM

Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, Mo'Nique, Ellen Degeneres, Jeff Dunham, Dan "Larry The Cableguy" Whitney, BOB FUCKING HOPE.

by Anonymousreply 68March 7, 2023 4:48 AM

Hasan Minhaj at r37 looks like a Funko Pop figurine version of Colin Farrell.

by Anonymousreply 69March 7, 2023 4:54 AM

r17 I gave Shoupy Shales a shloppy blowjob at Shtudio 54

by Anonymousreply 70March 7, 2023 4:55 AM

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sam Kinison

by Anonymousreply 71March 7, 2023 4:56 AM

Kevin Nealon

by Anonymousreply 72March 7, 2023 4:56 AM
by Anonymousreply 73March 7, 2023 4:57 AM

Bo Burnham

by Anonymousreply 74March 7, 2023 5:04 AM

R59 I’m watching it on Netflix, and the quality is atrocious, especially for what you have to pay for Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 75March 7, 2023 5:08 AM

R74 But is he trying to be funny? I thought he was more about his TikTok ready sound bites?

by Anonymousreply 76March 7, 2023 5:16 AM

R29 = Conan O'Brien = still not funny!

by Anonymousreply 77March 7, 2023 5:36 AM

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld is funny. Just not laugh out loud funny. His sitcom is way funnier than his standup.

Because Larry David wasn't head of the writers' room on his standup.

by Anonymousreply 78March 7, 2023 5:40 AM

R43 is a bad widdle bouy.

by Anonymousreply 79March 7, 2023 5:48 AM

Chelsea Handler should be at the top of the list.

by Anonymousreply 80March 7, 2023 5:50 AM

Jerry Lewis was cringe-y, not comedic.

by Anonymousreply 81March 7, 2023 5:55 AM

[quote] Jerry Lewis was cringe-y, not comedic.

Zut alors! Ce n'est pas vrai!

by Anonymousreply 82March 7, 2023 5:57 AM

Is Jeff Foxworthy funny?

by Anonymousreply 83March 7, 2023 5:58 AM

Tig Notaro

by Anonymousreply 84March 7, 2023 6:05 AM

I think Jeff Foxworthy is/was kind of funny, R83. Plus I had a weird crush on him in about 1996.

by Anonymousreply 85March 7, 2023 6:07 AM

Hannah Gadsby

by Anonymousreply 86March 7, 2023 6:08 AM

Norm McDonald. Dennis Miller.

by Anonymousreply 87March 7, 2023 7:41 AM

Agree with all those who are saying that Seinfeld was not funny.

by Anonymousreply 88March 7, 2023 7:48 AM

David Letterman.... his standup is painful to watch, but as a host he’s good at being a foil for other comedians and helping them shine.

by Anonymousreply 89March 7, 2023 8:07 AM

It seems SNL's been letting Ego Nwodim write her own sketches of late -- and let's just say they need to stop.

by Anonymousreply 90March 7, 2023 8:19 AM

[quote]Ellen Degeneres. Did I miss something?

I didn't think this until after it came out how awful she was to everyone who worked with her. Now, I'm starting to think those little moments she would showcase her staff and "poke fun" at them were actual hazing incidents.

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by Anonymousreply 91March 7, 2023 8:33 AM

Chris Farley was a fat, coke fueled, obnoxious loudmouth who looked like he never showered or shampooed. The frat boy who never grew up. Probably got a lot of laughs at college parties, but as an adult that behavior is no longer funny.

by Anonymousreply 92March 7, 2023 3:39 PM

Wanda Sykes, Paula Poundstone, Jeanene Garofolo

by Anonymousreply 93March 7, 2023 10:08 PM

R23 fuck off troll

by Anonymousreply 94March 7, 2023 10:12 PM

Conan O'Brien.

Never was funny. Ever. Not even once. Never will be funny. So glad he's off the air. Never should have been on. And he sucks as an interviewer. Sucks. Blows. Never funny. Never even interesting or slightly amusing or entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 95March 7, 2023 11:13 PM

That screeching troll sack of shit Sam Kinison. Death was too good for him.

by Anonymousreply 96March 7, 2023 11:57 PM

I didn't know hooped up on goofballs was a speech impediment.

by Anonymousreply 97March 7, 2023 11:59 PM

Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph, individually and together.

Pete Davidson

by Anonymousreply 98March 8, 2023 12:09 AM

[quote]Milton Berle. Or...Uncle (shutter) Miltie. Eww.

Oh, DEAR!

It's "shudder" you nitwit!

by Anonymousreply 99March 8, 2023 12:50 AM

r99 Heavins to Bootsie your are correct!

by Anonymousreply 100March 8, 2023 12:53 AM

Whitney Cummings--I never got why she was being pushed so hard. Unfunny and obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 101March 8, 2023 12:54 AM

R23 whatever you think of Fallon SNL is not subversive. It's fundamentally wimpy, easy target humor and that can't be blamed on Fallon solely.They're such cowards when it comes down to it. They even made Pete Davidson apologize to that Republican eye patch guy for a mild joke about him.

by Anonymousreply 102March 8, 2023 1:21 AM

R87 Norm macdonald always seemed malicious to me. He gave me the creeps.

by Anonymousreply 103March 8, 2023 1:25 AM

Sid Caesar was never funny.

by Anonymousreply 104March 8, 2023 1:29 AM

R104 - just came here to say that. I have never found anything with Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca to be funny.

by Anonymousreply 105March 8, 2023 1:35 AM

[quote] Amy and Tina, I find them EXHAUSTING!

Because they're always trying to lecture the audience.

by Anonymousreply 106March 8, 2023 1:38 AM

Another one for Ricky Gervais. He’s always so smug-looking, but at the same time so pathetically desperate for approval.

Also, having to see those dangly fangs and hear that horrible ear-piercing laugh is enough to invoke the Gods of Grease Fire.

by Anonymousreply 107March 8, 2023 2:22 AM

70% of working comedians are actually funny.

by Anonymousreply 108March 8, 2023 2:41 AM

Don Rickles.

Andrew Dice Clay.

And I know I'm going to get my wiglet pulled for this, but I'll just say it: Carol Burnett. (Sorry, Carol!)

Okay. Back to sharpening pencils until lunch.

by Anonymousreply 109March 8, 2023 3:34 AM

On his series, Jerry Seinfeld was smart enough to surround himself with excellent performers. Even the guest stars were good.

The series never stops being funny. I can watch an episode hundreds of times and still find something else going on in it to laugh about.

by Anonymousreply 110March 8, 2023 5:11 AM

R13 Steve Harvey is funny as a host to me but he’s standup is not funny.

by Anonymousreply 111March 8, 2023 9:18 PM

R15 Kat Williams is one of the most inherently, laugh out loud comics of all time. Die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 112March 8, 2023 9:19 PM

Is r21 parody? Who are all these cunts with no taste.

by Anonymousreply 113March 8, 2023 9:20 PM

Steve Harvey is funny in that Spike Lee Original Kings of Comedy special. I remember a bit he did about rappers speaking too close to the microphone.

by Anonymousreply 114March 8, 2023 9:25 PM

That Lume bitch aka any Schumer

by Anonymousreply 115March 8, 2023 9:25 PM

[quote] "I didn't think this until after it came out how awful she was to everyone who worked with her. Now, I'm starting to think those little moments she would showcase her staff and "poke fun" at them were actual hazing incidents."

Agreed a thousand percent, R91.

[quote] "Wanda Sykes, Paula Poundstone, Jeanene Garofolo"

I can see how one might think Poundstone, and even Garofolo aren't funny, R93. But not Wanda Sykes. She's hilarious.

[quote] "Conan O'Brien."

I disagree, R94. As a formerly insecure nerd, I adore him. I find his self-deprecating humor endearing. There's a juvenile quality that turns off a lot of people, and I understand. But he balances that with a genuinely curious, intelligent point of view. And that really is who he is as a person. At least, I have no reason to doubt it, after having watched decades of interviews. My favorite Conan stuff was on his NBC show in the 1990s.

Katt Williams really is hilarious. Milton Berle was never funny. But I enjoy Imogene Coca & Sid Caeser. And "Seinfeld" was definitely only funny because of Larry David, and the cast around Jerry. It's a shame the immediate supporting cast didn't get a bigger payout after. They more than deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 116March 8, 2023 9:43 PM

another vote for Sarah Silverman (“my farts smell bad teehee!”). I was never a huge fan of Sandra Bernhardt either although i wanted to like her, if that makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 117March 8, 2023 10:39 PM

With Liza it's far more than just a speech impediment... she's a mess!

by Anonymousreply 118March 8, 2023 11:18 PM

Chris Hardwick. I attempted to watch one of his standup specials and it was just awful. Full on cringe. He's a geeky little nerd and was trying to go on these x-rated rants about his sex life. It was juvenile to say the least.

Apparently he got temporarily suspended by AMC for purportedly being emotionally and physically abusive to one of his ex's.

by Anonymousreply 119March 8, 2023 11:22 PM

I disagree about Sarah Silverman. One of her best jokes: "300 is the gayest movie ever made. Do you know why they call it 300? Because on the Gay Scale of 1 to 10 it rates a 300!"

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by Anonymousreply 120March 9, 2023 12:10 AM

Wanda Sykes and Conan O'Brien are hilarious.

WTF are some of your smoking?!

by Anonymousreply 121March 9, 2023 4:58 AM

Will Ferrell

Aziz Ansari

Don Rickles

Mr. Bean

by Anonymousreply 122March 9, 2023 5:10 AM

Jon Stewart

John Belushi / skits on SNL were so dumb

Agree about Aziz Ansari…. He’s terrible

Mindy Kaling

Jim Carrey after In Living Color

Tiffany Haddish is also painfully Unfunny

Jackie Gleason/ never got The Honeymooners type humor

And I’ll probably be roasted but, The Three Stooges. Just painful to watch (and not easy on the eyes)

by Anonymousreply 123March 9, 2023 5:12 AM

Mo'Nique ............... though she is a fantastic dramatic actor.

by Anonymousreply 124March 9, 2023 5:24 AM

[quote][R13] Steve Harvey is funny as a host to me but he’s standup is not funny.

The story he told during a stand-up bit about his ghetto niece's wedding was pretty funny to me.

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by Anonymousreply 125March 9, 2023 6:30 AM

^ Tf. Just noticed that clip is chopped to hell. Goddamn.

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by Anonymousreply 126March 9, 2023 6:34 AM

Oh please. For fools to say Seinfeld and Larry David are not funny is absurd. Their success says otherwise.

Sure, it was hip urban Jewish comedy and some of the yokels didn't get it. But for gay males on this forum to try and argue that Seinfeld & David are not comedic geniuses? That's almost funny by itself. We of all people should be able to comprehend their dry humor.

by Anonymousreply 127March 9, 2023 7:01 AM

Roseanne Barr's standup always was terrible. Obnoxious and stupid, like the time she "sang" the National Anthem. The writing on her show was really good, which is why she became so popular.

She does have good comic timing though, she was also very funny on The Office as Andy's agent. Again, she had good writing.

by Anonymousreply 128March 9, 2023 7:08 AM

I agree with 95% of those that have been mentioned, except for Wanda Sykes. She fucking kills it. I love her to death.

by Anonymousreply 129March 9, 2023 7:38 AM

[quote]John Belushi / skits on SNL were so dumb

John Belushi was frickin' hilarious, fuck outta here!

by Anonymousreply 130March 10, 2023 7:20 AM

That vile fetid deformed turd Sam Kinison, he wasn't funny at all.

by Anonymousreply 131March 10, 2023 9:03 AM

Conan O’Brien sucks. His shy boy nerd shit is repulsive. Not funny + no charm + no conversational ease = the tonight show? Wtf.

Chelsea Handler is not funny at all.

Monty Python

South Park

by Anonymousreply 132March 10, 2023 10:56 AM

OP- Jay Leno is NOT funny. He never was but his MILE LONG chin - that’s funny 😆.

by Anonymousreply 133March 10, 2023 11:25 AM

Tracey Ullman.

Kevin Hart

by Anonymousreply 134March 10, 2023 11:38 AM

Hannah Gadsby

by Anonymousreply 135March 10, 2023 11:56 AM

Jerry Seinfeld is a fucking prick. Kevin Hart and Tracy Morgan are homophobic assholes who should have been canceled for good years ago.

by Anonymousreply 136March 10, 2023 11:58 AM

Russel Brand. Never laughed at a thing he did, Not once. I find him full of himself.

by Anonymousreply 137March 10, 2023 2:22 PM

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld is funny. Just not laugh out loud funny. His sitcom is way funnier than his standup.

We all know why now: Larry David was the reason Seinfeld was good, not Seinfeld.

I actually saw Jay Leno do stand-up when he was getting started. I had no idea who he was, but I friend of mine followed comedy and got tix. I thought he was very funny. His comedy was not nearly as safe as it had to be for the Tonight show. Although I do remember one hacky joke that he must have done at every club after asking someone local what was the sleaziest part of town. "Boy, went down to [sleaziest part of town] today. Sodom and Gomorrah are owed an apology!"

by Anonymousreply 138March 10, 2023 3:19 PM

Margaret Cho. Saw her concert film and was stony-faced through most of it . "I'm here to wash yo' vagina!" made the audience hysterical with laughter but I thought it was just stupid.

On the other hand I laughed a lot at her mothers answering machine message: "I think you gay......Only GAY screen calls!"

by Anonymousreply 139March 10, 2023 3:20 PM

Most of the SNL cast. Lorne has horrible taste.

by Anonymousreply 140March 10, 2023 3:35 PM

Ernie Kovacs is thought to be a comic genius, but I thought his shows were deadly. Ditto Sid Caesar & Inogene Coca.

Gracie Allen, however, was a comic genius.

Abbot & Costello were sadistic and ugly. You could tell the former hated the latter.

by Anonymousreply 141March 10, 2023 3:55 PM

CHRIS ROCK

by Anonymousreply 142March 10, 2023 4:08 PM

It isn’t nice to cum and leave!

by Anonymousreply 143March 11, 2023 2:51 AM

Low self-esteem 'church secretary' Jessica Hahn had to clean up alcoholic/junkie Sam Kinison after he shit himself. Years ago, Jessica talked about this on Stern's show. Who would admit such disgusting details?

There was nothing funny about Kinison, he was a pathetic misogynistic homophobic always screaming dope fiend.

What a repulsive couple.

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by Anonymousreply 144March 11, 2023 4:00 AM

The comedians who host CNN's entertainment-shows scheduling block each evening in primetime.

by Anonymousreply 145March 11, 2023 4:02 AM

You mean the shitty Fox News actors.

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by Anonymousreply 146March 11, 2023 4:10 AM

Fox News "Hosts" spoon feed lies to its infantile audience.

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by Anonymousreply 147March 11, 2023 4:14 AM

Maya Rudolph, she is so cringey. Can't believe she is married to PTA although I read he cheats.

by Anonymousreply 148March 11, 2023 4:18 AM

[quote]I agree with 95% of those that have been mentioned, except for Wanda Sykes. She fucking kills it. I love her to death.

Agreed. She's had some flop movies, but I have never seen a Wanda standup set where she didn't have me doubled over laughing.

by Anonymousreply 149March 11, 2023 4:19 AM

r138 same. I saw Jay Leno back when I knew him from guesting on Letterman and his act was funny then. The Tonight Show killed his humor.

by Anonymousreply 150March 11, 2023 4:20 AM

I agree. Tucker Carlson's stupid fake laugh. Worst ever.

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by Anonymousreply 151March 11, 2023 4:26 AM

I was next to Tucker Carlson for an hour at a dinner and didn't even know it was him, just figured it was another preppy jerk off. Maybe I would have recognized him if he still wore bow ties.

by Anonymousreply 152March 11, 2023 4:27 AM

Chelsea Handler. Not funny.

Sarcastic, snide talk about getting high all the time is not funny--or interesting.

by Anonymousreply 153March 11, 2023 4:29 AM

R147 I find that bitch Laura Ingraham funny. Bitch is crazy!

by Anonymousreply 154March 11, 2023 4:33 AM

Sarah Silverman.

Rob Schneider.

by Anonymousreply 155March 11, 2023 4:34 AM

Ernie Kovacks

Joey Bishop

Danny Thomas

by Anonymousreply 156March 11, 2023 4:41 AM

Conservative OP is just listing grievances against liberal comedians, which is almost all of them.

Everyone else here chimes in with actual opinions based on actual merit.

Insufferable.

If you go to conservative sites, they only like conservative performers. regardless of their talent or lack of. It's really, really creepy.

by Anonymousreply 157March 11, 2023 4:41 AM

Lewis Black

by Anonymousreply 158March 11, 2023 4:45 AM

Git R Done!

by Anonymousreply 159March 11, 2023 4:46 AM

Lucy

by Anonymousreply 160March 11, 2023 4:47 AM

Robin Williams

by Anonymousreply 161March 11, 2023 4:49 AM

That ball of talent Victoria Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 162March 11, 2023 4:49 AM

Robin Williams was gifted genius. Few are as talented as he was.

by Anonymousreply 163March 11, 2023 4:51 AM

Jeff Ross. The only reason why he's dubbed the"General Roastmaster" is because Greg Giraldo died. Giraldo was millions of times a greater roaster than him.

by Anonymousreply 164March 11, 2023 4:53 AM

I thought Tina and Amy were funny when they hosted the Golden Globes. I never found Amy funny on Parks and Rec.

by Anonymousreply 165March 11, 2023 4:53 AM

Jeff Ross was funny back in the 90's if you look at some of the old roasts.

by Anonymousreply 166March 11, 2023 4:54 AM

[123] I don't think you are going to get "roasted" on a gay message board for not liking The Three Stooges, who along with The Honeymooners, is mostly just liked by straight men.

by Anonymousreply 167March 11, 2023 4:56 AM

Fucker with Jerry Garcia. Was he a Deadhead?!

Fucker always had such a punchable smug face.

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by Anonymousreply 168March 11, 2023 4:58 AM

Tina and Amy killing at The Golden Globes in 2014. Their best set.

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by Anonymousreply 169March 11, 2023 5:00 AM

R123 “The Three Stooges (and not easy on the eyes)”…

Now THAT’S 😆 funny!

by Anonymousreply 170March 11, 2023 5:02 AM

Seinfeld still not funny.

by Anonymousreply 171March 11, 2023 5:03 AM

Conan O'Brien.

Dismal, dreary...how the hell was he ever on TV?

by Anonymousreply 172March 11, 2023 5:06 AM

Jonathan Winters. guy makes my skin crawl.

by Anonymousreply 173March 11, 2023 5:15 AM

[quote]I just started rewatching Seinfeld on Netflix and I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit. I started with season 2 and I watch at 1.25 speed, which puts it more at a clip with contemporary sitcoms with absolutely no distortion whatsoever.

R53 You're weird.

by Anonymousreply 174March 11, 2023 6:13 AM

The person who posts as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey of Boulder, Colorado.

by Anonymousreply 175March 11, 2023 6:16 AM

I like Robin Williams in small doses. I liked some of his standup specials though I remember one where he got the audience off-side and then was desperate to win them back. But his appearance on Inside the Actors Studio was him at his worst. He had a Beautiful Mind type brain but with a relentless motor like Mel Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 176March 11, 2023 6:52 AM

Where Mo'Nique is concerned: she obviously has problems she isn't willing to confront. Maybe not being funny is one of them. If it isn't, it probably should be. But I've seen very few who so fully embody the "Angry Black Woman" stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 177March 11, 2023 8:38 AM

Tucked Dick looks as if he's had a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 178March 11, 2023 9:02 AM

I'll get shredded for this because she's so popular but Cecily Strong. She seems like a nice person by celeb standards but her impressions all seem to similar to me.

by Anonymousreply 179March 11, 2023 3:46 PM

I never got Robin Williams. What were they all convulsed with laughter about? He was fine as a dramatic or light-comic actor in Jack Lemmon-type roles in movies. But his manic riffs and comedy just didn't reach me. Martin Lawrence? Nothing, for me. Eddie Murphy? Did not get what all the fuss was about. Or John Belusihi. And Ben Stiller...his parents were funny. What the appeal is of him, I don't know, I'm baffled. Seriously unfunny.

Johnny Carson was unobjectionable and charming but he was not exactly hilarious, to me, either. I remember friends saying they would "stay up for the monologue." It was okay, but nothing I couldn't skip.

The cast of Laverne and Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 180March 11, 2023 4:40 PM

Republicans

by Anonymousreply 181March 11, 2023 4:57 PM

Bill Maher

by Anonymousreply 182March 11, 2023 5:36 PM

Is Mario Cantone funny or nah?

by Anonymousreply 183March 11, 2023 5:39 PM

Luise Rainer wasn't funny.

by Anonymousreply 184March 11, 2023 5:54 PM

Henny Youngman

by Anonymousreply 185March 11, 2023 6:00 PM

Why do Jewish men die before their wives?

They want to.

by Anonymousreply 186March 11, 2023 6:22 PM

M and G

Enough already -- but they have been a bit less pervasive lately.

by Anonymousreply 187March 11, 2023 6:35 PM

The Matt Damon "fag' troll. It was never funny and only seems an excuse to use that word on a gay site. Tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 188March 11, 2023 6:37 PM

That’s the worst^.

by Anonymousreply 189March 11, 2023 6:45 PM

Steve Martin

Tig Notaro

Conan O'Brien

David Letterman

Tracey Morgan

Kevin Hart

by Anonymousreply 190March 11, 2023 7:19 PM

Chris Rock. Ricky Gervais.

by Anonymousreply 191March 11, 2023 7:23 PM

I find Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais very funny.

by Anonymousreply 192March 11, 2023 10:41 PM

I agree, I never found Steve Martin funny. And I went out with someone who found him hilarious.

Lewis Black (mentioned above). I did see him live once in a sort of laid-back, cafe setting. He was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 193March 11, 2023 11:19 PM

R193 did your differences over Steve Martin end the romance?

by Anonymousreply 194March 12, 2023 12:43 AM

Jeannie Darcy

by Anonymousreply 195March 12, 2023 1:16 AM

R194 No, we didn't agree on too much but it went on for 4 years.

by Anonymousreply 196March 12, 2023 2:14 AM

[quote] People Who Aren’t Funny

Lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 197March 12, 2023 2:21 AM

Melissa McCarthy

by Anonymousreply 198March 12, 2023 3:28 AM

Kate McKinnon - not funny and her impersonations suck.

by Anonymousreply 199March 12, 2023 3:29 AM

[quote]Low self-esteem 'church secretary' Jessica Hahn had to clean up alcoholic/junkie Sam Kinison after he shit himself. Years ago, Jessica talked about this on Stern's show. Who would admit such disgusting details? There was nothing funny about Kinison, he was a pathetic misogynistic homophobic always screaming dope fiend. What a repulsive couple.

Jessica Hahn was the original "Pick-me girl"; someone willing to do absolutely anything for male attention and validation, including acting like a complete whore. Then had the nerve to get mad whenever anyone actually called her a whore. While she was settling for that slug Kinison, he recorded a cover of the song Wild Thing, and Jessica played the title role in the music video.

Warning: they roll around on the floor and shove their tongues down each other's throat -- in front of a live cheering audience, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 200March 12, 2023 4:38 AM

R200 Never knew about that connection. Now I REALLY feel sorry for Jessica Hahn. I used to think she was a true victim.

by Anonymousreply 201March 12, 2023 6:04 AM

Tig Notaro, smug doesn't translate to funny, same for Tina Fey.

by Anonymousreply 202March 12, 2023 8:34 AM

Didn't Jessica Hahn end up marrying some very rich TV producer? WTF do these wealthy men see in these low self-esteem trashy desperate women?

Any woman who thought Sam Kinison was a good catch needed their head examined.

What is Hahn's her talent? BJs? Rimming? Cleaning up others literal shit?

by Anonymousreply 203March 12, 2023 9:02 AM

Leno was funny. It was Letterman who wasn't.

Jay has years of ratings to back it up.

by Anonymousreply 204March 12, 2023 9:11 AM

I can’t relate to those who don’t find Steve Martin funny. It’s like people who have no concept of dry humor or irony.

I don’t mind Fallon only because anyone is such an improvement over Leno.

by Anonymousreply 205March 12, 2023 9:19 AM

I'm a Chris Rock fan but I get the criticism in this thread. He's not as funny as he used to be during his classic period which was the 90s and early 2000s. Whoopi Goldberg and Eddie Murphy aren't as funny anymore either. It seems like a lot of comedians lose their edge as they age. Was George Carlin an exception?

by Anonymousreply 206March 12, 2023 9:39 AM

[quote]I find Abbott & Costello painful.

I could never decide which duo was less funny: Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 207March 12, 2023 10:14 AM

Jimmy Fallon is just silly now, not funny

by Anonymousreply 208March 12, 2023 11:08 AM

Nick Cannon is not funny and not that charming, he better hold onto that hosting gig for dear life. Especially with his child support.

by Anonymousreply 209March 12, 2023 11:10 AM

Gay people, in general, aren't funny. They think they are but they're just angry fags. Seinfeld isn't funny but the "Vivian Vance" and "Oh, dear" fags on DL are? Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 210March 12, 2023 11:18 AM

Funnily enough, it's the standup segments that Seinfeld producers chose to intersperse into Seinfeld scenes during the first season of Seinfeld that cemented my opinion Jerry Seinfeld is not funny at all.

Something about his sensibility has to be funny, but Curb Your Enthusiasm makes it clear that 90 percent of what makes Seinfeld funny to me was Larry David's sensibility, and 0 percent of the standup I've seen Seinfeld do is funny to me.

by Anonymousreply 211March 12, 2023 11:35 AM

Obviously, the anti-Jerry's are in the minority. Compare your bank account to his.

by Anonymousreply 212March 12, 2023 11:37 AM

Lily Tomlin

by Anonymousreply 213March 12, 2023 4:15 PM

Wally Cox

Charley Weaver

by Anonymousreply 214March 12, 2023 5:07 PM

Minnie Pearl

by Anonymousreply 215March 12, 2023 5:10 PM

Bill Engvall (sp?)

Larry The Cable Guy

Tiffany Haddish

by Anonymousreply 216March 12, 2023 5:11 PM

Somebody said Lucy.

Nope.

I Love Lucy, still funny at 70+ years.

by Anonymousreply 217March 12, 2023 5:28 PM

[quote]Obviously, the anti-Jerry's are in the minority. Compare your bank account to his.

This is always such an idiotic take by fans.

So you think Kim Kardashian is above criticism because of her bank account?

by Anonymousreply 218March 12, 2023 5:39 PM

I like to masturbate

by Anonymousreply 219March 12, 2023 8:07 PM

[quote]Leno was funny. It was Letterman who wasn't.

You certainly have shitty taste.

by Anonymousreply 220March 12, 2023 9:17 PM

Ricky Gervais is an unfunny piece of fat envy-driven shit and his writing is crap. I kept waiting for someone to punch him at that last awards show, but it's probably better that they simply ignored him altogether.

Andrew Dice Clay was (thank God) an unimaginative smear of engine grease.

Howard Stern is grotesque.

In terms of stand-up Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne were both overrated, although they can be effective as actresses.

Jerry Seinfeld is so unfunny it is almost surreal. He's also a class-A asshole in real life.

Bob Hope seemed likable, but if there were two laughs to be had in his whole career I never found either of them.

Gallagher is a cunt.

I am unsure how Carrot Top ever had a second appearance on stage.

The Three Stooges and Abbott & Costello were too vicious to be funny. Laurel and Hardy worked because at the end of the day they seemed to like each other. I thought it was amusing to learn that they created their comic personas by imitating each other. Laurel was uptight and prissy and Hardy was a genial buffoon in real life.

I am swimming against the tide, but Larry David makes my flesh crawl. The smug, moneyed nihilism of it all. Ugh.

I adore Whoopi's '80s stand-up, think Sandra Bernhardt was fascinating, liked The Young Ones and Monty Python and will always laugh at two things: the beer-drinking scene in National Lampoon's Vacation (Anthony Michael Hall was one of the comic greats of his age) and the play of the rude mechanicals in A Midsummer Night's Dream (it doesn't matter who stages it, it always makes me laugh, in part because even if the staging is shit, it's supposed to be shit - maybe the most critic-proof sequence in the history of theater).

by Anonymousreply 221March 12, 2023 10:50 PM

[quote]Gallagher is a cunt.

Also was, R221.

by Anonymousreply 222March 13, 2023 12:25 AM

R200 think I'll pass on that one...

by Anonymousreply 223March 13, 2023 1:47 AM

Tommy Chong.

by Anonymousreply 224March 13, 2023 10:24 AM

Jerry Seinfeld was funny when he was playing Jerry Seinfeld, the character, on the show Seinfeld. He isn't funny as a real Jerry Seinfeld. Either in interviews or stand up.

by Anonymousreply 225March 13, 2023 10:27 AM

Jerry Seinfeld had so many bad line readings on his show. It's really the supporting characters who helped make that show. Ray Romano really could act on his show and in later films. I don't recall how he was as an actual stand-up comedian though.

by Anonymousreply 226March 13, 2023 4:46 PM

R199 She was funny on our walk. Going up to Victor Domnikov and all that.

by Anonymousreply 227March 13, 2023 5:23 PM

Pauly Shore

by Anonymousreply 228March 13, 2023 5:24 PM

Don Rickles gets the Lifetime Achievement Award for People Who Aren't Funny.

The fact that he is so revered by obnoxious comedians seals the deal.

by Anonymousreply 229March 13, 2023 5:38 PM

[quote]I could never decide which duo was less funny: Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy

A & C were somewhat less funny than the brilliant L & H but both were hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 230March 13, 2023 5:47 PM

90% of career comedians aren’t funny.

by Anonymousreply 231March 13, 2023 5:47 PM

[quote]Don Rickles gets the Lifetime Achievement Award for People Who Aren't Funny.

Can a dead person be given a lifetime achievement award?

by Anonymousreply 232March 13, 2023 7:25 PM

Everyone on DL, everyone.

by Anonymousreply 233March 13, 2023 8:08 PM

[quote] Everyone on DL, everyone.

...everywhere all at once.

by Anonymousreply 234March 13, 2023 9:35 PM

I hesitate to unilaterally declare that somebody is not funny.

There are many comic performers I don't particularly enjoy, but obviously there are people out there who do, so they're funny to somebody, just not to me.

Having said that, it seems that the internet consensus is that Brendan Schaub (former semi-successful MMA hottie fighter turned very successful podcaster turned stand-up comedian) may be the worst comic working today. And this comes not just from comedy fans, but from comedians themselves. Many are afraid to say it out loud, because Schaub is so tight with Joe Rogan, who wields a lot of power both in comedy and media. Rogan is the one who convinced Schaub he had what it takes to be a comic, so to criticize Schaub is a bit of a slap in the face to Rogan. But the reactions on comedy podcasts when Schaub's name is brought up is always hilarious, with a lot of subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) shade.

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by Anonymousreply 235March 13, 2023 9:38 PM

Brad Garrett

by Anonymousreply 236March 18, 2023 1:25 PM

[quote]And that person who keeps posting as Liza, mocking her speech impediment.

Yeah, that Liza troll needs to die in a grease fire. Talk about running a joke into the ground and pissing on it. I suspect she doesn't get out much.

by Anonymousreply 237March 18, 2023 1:38 PM

All the late night hosts. However, anything they say makes the audience members laugh like hyenas.

by Anonymousreply 238March 18, 2023 1:47 PM

Amy Joke Stealing Fatso Shumer Greg Fitzsimmons

by Anonymousreply 239March 18, 2023 2:01 PM

I enjoy the Lishza troll.

by Anonymousreply 240March 18, 2023 2:04 PM

There are Liza, Lorna, and Joey trolls.

Where are the Desi Jr (IV) and Lucie trolls?

by Anonymousreply 241March 18, 2023 3:12 PM

American here and I'm watching the new season of Great British Menu. There is a judge named Ed Gamble who is supposedly a comedian. He is not funny at all. He comes across as juvenile and his "humor" falls flat. But fellow Tom Kerridge laughs like he's busting his sides when Ed makes a joke. You can tell another judge, Nisha Kitona, doesn't think he's all that funny. Jane Harrocks, who played Bubble on Absolutely Fabulous, was a guest judge and you could tell she didn't think Ed was funny either. I don't get why they put him on the show.

I haven't seen the 2022 season, but apparently Ed was a judge on that, too. I still enjoy the show, but I'd enjoy it more without him.

by Anonymousreply 242March 18, 2023 4:14 PM

Joyce DeWitt

by Anonymousreply 243March 18, 2023 7:09 PM

[quote]Obviously, the anti-Jerry's are in the minority. Compare your bank account to his.

Jerry's stand-up did not make him a zillionaire, his TV series did and that was mostly due to Larry David's writing and the excellent cast. His wealth is certainly not due to Jerry being a particularly funny comedian, let alone, due to his acting. I do wonder if the cast gets as much in residual payments as Jerry does.

You know who really hit the jackpot in this situation? Jerry's untalented fug wife.

End of discussion!

by Anonymousreply 244March 18, 2023 7:11 PM

R244 His wife isn't fug, you judgemental creep. And how would you know how talented or untalented she is?

by Anonymousreply 245March 18, 2023 7:42 PM

Isn’t she a notorious recipe stealer?

by Anonymousreply 246March 18, 2023 7:45 PM

She'll never go to heaven!

by Anonymousreply 247March 18, 2023 7:58 PM

Jews don’t believe in heaven.

by Anonymousreply 248March 18, 2023 8:13 PM

Well, that explains everything.

by Anonymousreply 249March 18, 2023 10:53 PM

For me:

Gilbert Gottfried

Tracy Morgan

Whitney Cummings

Kevin Hart

Andy Kaufman

by Anonymousreply 250March 19, 2023 1:29 AM

Sam Kinison was the unfunniest comedian of all time. He died at age 38 in a head-on collision with a 17-year-old drunk driver who was probably one of Sam's fans.

by Anonymousreply 251March 19, 2023 1:34 AM

Michael Ian Black's "jokes"/comments on VH1's "I Love the..." series were so painfully unfunny. And the worst of all is that he appeared on all those shows.

by Anonymousreply 252March 19, 2023 1:38 AM

[quote]His wife isn't fug, you judgemental creep. And how would you know how talented or untalented she is?

Actually they are both quite fug. Look at her phony smile, it's as sincere as Dump's! Jerry's wonderful wife left a brand new rich husband, an heir to the Nederlander fortune, for billionaire Jerry, she seems like such a wonderful human being.

Fuck off, you don't seem to know much about her. You have no idea that showbiz insiders post here at DL.

Shoshanna was much better looking, well liked and actually has a career.

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by Anonymousreply 253March 19, 2023 1:40 AM

I haven't read through every post in this thread, but I don't care if she's already been mentioned 1000 times, she warrants 1000 more--CHELSEA HANDLER! The unfunniest bitch of all the bitches who were ever unfunny, including Dane Cook!

by Anonymousreply 254March 19, 2023 1:42 AM

R253, she has a scary rictus grin.

by Anonymousreply 255March 19, 2023 1:45 AM

I loved Jimmy Stewart as an actor but those stories and poems he used to read on The Tonight Show were not very funny. They were like poems your uncle or old neighbor would read at a party and you'd all have to laugh.

by Anonymousreply 256March 19, 2023 1:48 AM

R253 Oh, you sure showed me..

by Anonymousreply 257March 19, 2023 2:10 AM

[quote]Sam Kinison was the unfunniest comedian of all time. He died at age 38 in a head-on collision with a 17-year-old drunk driver who was probably one of Sam's fans.

That fetid deformed tub of shit was ONLY 38 when he died?! I thought he was at least in his late 40s-early 50s.

by Anonymousreply 258March 24, 2023 4:30 PM

Jerry Seinfeld

by Anonymousreply 259March 26, 2023 12:02 AM
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