Next big celebrity death in the next six months

Joe Biden, “old age.”

Madonna, poisoned by toxic ass injections

R2 I can see her dying on the operating table.

Eileen Fulton (Lisa, from As The World Turns)

Rosalyn Carter

Gale Gordon

Frankie Valli

The guy from Bob Abishola. I noticed it awhile back. Looks like cancer to me. This isn't weight loss. Wait and See.

C. Dion

Another Bob Abishola. His clothes are swallowing him. I know what I'm looking at. Wait and See. They are probably going to try and scrape out a final season.

Since PEOPLE Magazine has put out a commemorative issue this week of Carol Burnett for turning 90 at the end of the month, I say Carol. PEOPLE seems to jinx those who have an upcoming milestone birthday by doing this (Betty White).

I like your guesses OP. From your mouth to God’s ears. May they all come true.

R4 It hasn't aired yet, but Mo Rocca just interviewed Gale Gordon and apparently he's doing fine.

Eva Marie Saint is still kicking-somewhere.

I think Pete Davidson will have a fatal stroke.

Every time Bob Abishola is on I wonder why this frail and obviously sick man is on television. And why am I expected to pretend he isn't?

R12-Diabetes drugs?

Someone in the Curtis-Guest family will die of a ruptured testicle.

Sharon Gless will be attacked by her colorist, and linger for weeks.

Steadman Graham will die under Oprah's boat, the SS Suspicious Circumstances.

Ron DeSantis has a heart attack and keels over. Or even funnier, gets shot dead.

Sadly, I think Stevie Nicks twirl gently into the night sometime this year

R16 really? Why?

Jimmy Carter, duh.

[quote] William and Kate in a plane crash.

Keep wishing, Charlotte. I'm still ahead of you.

R12 Your 3rd post about him - get help. What's the obsession?

R18, wasn't he supposedly at death's door months ago? Is this another Valerie Harper-type scam?

What is wrong with you dickwads, OP said nobody elderly, sick or obvious. Rosyln and Jimmy, Carol Burnett, Eva Marie Saint ???

Cartoonist Al Jaffee - whoops ! Speak of the devil...

Debra Messing

Mason Reese

Retta

Jenna Von Oy

Ed O'Neill

G, suicide, unfulfilled ambition

R4, I fixed it for you....

Rosalyn Carter

Gale Gordon

Frankie Valli

and

Eileen Fulton as Lisa McColl Grimaldi

Alec Baldwin just popped into my head.

Joshua Bassett is hanging out with church "former" gays who are not only fat but femme, all in the name of keeping the ghey away. He may not be long for this world.

If Johnny Depp dies, his annoying fanbase will go nuts over losing their "St. Johnny". They will be insufferable as fuck on social media.

R28, you're going to need a lot more last names than that.

[quote]The guy from Bob Abishola

I had to goggle to find out there isn't a man named "Bob Abishola" but a teevee show where a guy named Bob is in love with a woman named Abishola.

In WHAT UNIVERSE would this beautiful goddess be in love with that guy?? Is the premise that Bob loves Abishola but Abishola is adamantly keeping Bob in the friend zone?

Britney Spears

R15 I have wondered if some far right loyal Trumpster loon would ever target DeSantis. But, at the same time I could see the Trumpster loons having more hatred towards Democratic politicians than the other Republicans who are running for president in 2024.

Jon Tenney

[quote] I think Pete Davidson will have a fatal stroke.

I think he'll escape the SNL curse. The curse will probably take out some other former SNL cast member who is more talented compared to Pete.

[quote]In WHAT UNIVERSE would this beautiful goddess be in love with that guy??

You don't know much about African women.

Kerry Washington

Diane Baker

Lee Grant

Faye Dunaway

Christina Crawford

The Crawford Twins

Gordon Lightfoot

Brian Wilson?

R16 has a point, Stevie seems frail.

Another one of Peter Thiel's kept boys

Tiger Woods will take a hostage and end his life in a standoff with law enforcement.

Ted Cruz

R15 you’re cruel getting my hopes up like that - even if it’s for half a second.

One of Will Smith’s kids. The mother will do ANYTHING for attention.

For that matter, Will Smith.

Susan Sarandon. After suffering 25,000 paper cuts, she falls into a salt mine. A boy can dream.

Jack Nicholson.

And unlike everyone else here I’ll be pretty devastated.

Still a miracle he made it to the age he did, however.

[quote] Nobody elderly, sick or obvious.

Good job, R48

r48, I doubt that, he's dating Ellen Barkin.

Whaaaat?? He doesn’t even leave his house anymore

They were in the San Juan Islands last month.

Speaking of Jack Nicholson: Lara Flynn Boyle.

Dr. Jordan Peterson seems to have relapsed or is otherwise having his penultimate mental breakdown. I think the final one is coming soon, and he won’t survive. I know he’s not a “big” celeb, but he has a loyal cult following that will deify him after he’s dead.

"William and Kate in a plane crash."

Accidental, of course.

Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes would be lucky to live through this year, given their mental issues.

R52 link pls? Wow she’s kind of a whore if that’s true - who would eff him in this state?

R53 he supposedly (unlike many men) liked his women very skinny. So that whole thing makes sense.

Lady Bunny is going to fling herself of her highest heels, but her lashes will custom her fall.

Bob Barker

Jimmy & Roselyn Carter

Keith Richards

Mickey Dolenz

Tony Bennett

Carol Burnett

Elton John

Ariana Grande

Mitch McConnell - he’s halfway there already apparently.

Lindsey Graham will choke to death while sucking Trump’s dick.

Martha Stewart - just because she’s 80, but it would still be a surprise.

Pat Robertson- because he’s 112 and looks like a crypt keeper. But evil never dies.

R59 Misunderstood the assignment

Jane Fonda

Dave Chappelle — alcohol and drug related.

Bam Margera - OD or suicide/murder

Anal Clooney

Kid Rock, choking on Trumps shitty diaper.

Jussie will commit suicide by accident. He just wanted to get your attention.

-Robert Downey Jr. dies in some kind of a accident

-William Shatner old age death

Not a death prediction, Gwyneth Paltrow ends up a paraplegic due to an accident and then launches specialized adaptive clothing and adoptive household products for Goop.com

Gale Gordon just turned 117 and I didn't even start a DL thread.

Billy Gardell had bariatric surgery.

Ann-Margret motorcycle accident death

R71, I'm not the previous poster but Billy looked way better heavy. I guess it is a trade off.

David Geffen - and his new hubby will be a suspect in that mystery fall he took from the roof of the Beverly Hilton.

Which big celebrity death do you want to happen the most?

Celine Dion will die suddenly due to health issues.

[Quote]One of the Jonas Brothers in an accident.

Stay away from the hair straightener, Kevin!!

[Quote]Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato----mental breakdown/suicide/overdose.

We can but hope 🙏🏻

Joanne Woodward is in at-home hospice care.

Angelina Jolie - heroin o/d

Madonna - plastic surgery (corrective)

I always think this kind of question is incredibly stupid, because if it's a surprise death, then how would we possibly know?

I think the International Space Station will fall and kill Mamie Gummer.

The Chrisleys dying in prison would be a cause for celebration.

I'm still waiting for Trump to stroke out.

Aaron Rodgers O.D.'s on ivermection

Pat Buchanan (please, God, please)

Tom Cruise will die on set in a freak accident.

Mitch McConnell

Val Kilmer

Dylan Mulvaney

Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney OR Dylan Mulvaney

OP, murder/suicide.

[quote] I always think this kind of question is incredibly stupid, because if it's a surprise death, then how would we possibly know?

Because they usually turn out to be not so surprising after all.

Better not be Cricket Blake or The Shell Room fans will throw themselves into Mauna Loa.

Bobby Sherman.

HM Charles III. Then Camilla WILL BE QUEEN!!!

Stevie Nicks is getting fantastic reviews (at age 74!) for her current solo tour of arenas along with stadium shows with Billy Joel.

She doesn't "seem frail."

R96 she must have genetics of steel.

And remember when Billy Joel was crashing his car nearly every week? At least he got over that.

Warren Beatty

"Nobody elderly, sick or obvious. "

Some commenters here might be retarded

Gloria and Emilio Estefan die in a boating accident.

Joey Heatherton

R101 She just might be elderly

Elon Musk

^^ Assassination?

Please Please PLEASE - let it be a Trump!!

(Except Mary, she's one of us!).

So half of DL can't read. I never knew. My prediction is Charles Barkley. Massive heart attack.

Another of the 8 is Enough kids or the first of the Brady brats (my money’s on Susan Olsen). Of wait, you said BIG celebrities. Please disregard.

Diane Feinstein (killed by impatient Democrats)

Jimmy Carter

Rosalynn Carter (devasted by the loss of her one true love ... John Gacy)

Lola Falana

Joyce Bulifant

Actually, I predict Britney Spears will have an "episode" and stab her husband Sam to death.

Lorna. Dying for attention.

It is with great sadness that we announce His Royal Highness, Prince Henry Windsor, has died in an airplane crash over the Atlantic Ocean whilst travelling home from his father's coronation.

Julie Andrews

r41 Joan Crawfords other children are all dead.Christina is the only one alive.

R111 "some sadness, but not great."

R111 Ginge will fly home commercial.

Andrew Dismukes, I'm afraid.

R116 Why do you say that?

Very possibly Jamie Foxx.

Jamie had a stroke. He won't be coming back very soon.

Has 'a stroke' been confirmed ? Link ?

Satan doesn’t want the competition, R113.

Fuck you to HELL, R112!

Madonna. How will she die, exactly? I don’t know. But not if embarrassment.

I could see Madonna dying to complications from a botched plastic surgery.

I had a dream about my late husband recently and Ed Harris was with him.

Bruce Springsteen

Bob Newhart

R15- Can I FUCK him up his TIGHT CHUBBY ass first?

R128 - gosh, at first I thought you were saying you wanted to fuck Bob Newhart up his tight chubby ass.

That would certainly finish off Bob Newhart quickly, r129.

[quote] I predict:

[quote]One of the Jonas Brothers in an accident.

This is why they hate us.

R36 Nooooooo! I refuse to live in a world withoutJon Tenney!!!

Hugh Jackman - His skin cancer will have spread to several organs.

Another second or third generation Kennedy.

Eddie Murphy

Will Smith - slapped to death by his lovely wife.

[quote][R18], wasn't he supposedly at death's door months ago? Is this another Valerie Harper-type scam?

You mean to say Valerie Harper *didn't* die of cancer fast enough, r21?

Sting

Every breath you taaaake.......

I second Diane Feinstein, as she lost about 25% of her weight at a very old age. She will die soon.

A politician under 60 dies unexpectedly due to an accident.

Uh oh, R60. I hope it's not due to a big box of his husband's books falling on his head.

Trump. Hope springs eternal, you know.

R59 has a good list. I will add Clint Eastwood. I hope I'm wrong but Jeff Bridges is looking frail since his cancer. He's in remission, but still.

Rupert Murdoch, and his sons in a fucking plane crash. Yes.

Madonna. Please dear Lord, have mercy on us.

Dame Edna

Ezra Miller-OD

How is Al Pacino these days?

Warren Beatty

It's supposed to air in six months, but Mo Rocca just interviewed Barbra Streisand and she says she's "doing fine." NOW.

Kyrie Irving dies while trying to find the edge of the flat earth.

An elderly celeb accidentally shoots and kills Mo Rocca.

Len Cariou.

Tucker Carlson

Len Goodman.

Don Lemon

John Goodman

King Charles

George Lucas

Peter Thiel. Killed by a hustler.

Is Ghislaine Maxwell a celebrity or just a criminal? Regardless, I don't believe she has a very bright future.

R157, Prince Harry

Why are Dataloungers obsessed with death.

[quote]An elderly celeb accidentally shoots and kills Mo Rocca.

Or a shoot-out between Mo and Michael Feinstein.

Weird

Janet Jackson

I thought Jimmy Carter was supposed to be at death's door months ago. Is he pulling a Valerie Harper con?

Why do DLers bump threads they seemingly dislike, R162?

R167 The last comment was 23 hrs before mine. Hardly bumping. Die in a grease fire please.

I think Celine Dion will be the next big death sometime in the next several months.

[quote] The last comment was 23 hrs before mine. Hardly bumping.

25 minutes actually.

Bill Cosby

Yoko Ono

I don't want to jinx her but Hailey Baldwin married to Justin Bieber seems fragile and Bieber treats her like shit.

Elon Musk

Jordon Peterson

🤞🤞

Liza

[quote] A nepobaby will have an accident or overdose.

That’s 80% of Hollywood.

Harrison Ford

Oprah, of a massive stroke.

She will leave all her money to her dogs. Gayle and Stedman will be furious.

Only the good die young.

Kevin Kline.

Pedro Pascal.

Al Pacino

Paul McCartney

Tina Turner

Pope Francis

David Burtka, of a mysterious cause.

Jamie Foxx.

[quote] Morbid question, but who do you think it will be and what cause? Nobody elderly, sick or obvious.

If it's none of those, then there's absolutely no way anyone could guess. How can you guess whether or not someone will die in a sudden plane crash?

This thread is a complete waste of time.

[quote] "Madonna, poisoned by toxic ass injections"

Or her own personality, which is far more poisonous. I picture Madonna going out like the victim in "Orient Express". She's been so nasty to people her entire life, I could see it happening.

R184 Is there going to be a gas mask and a Days Inn involved?

Irving Thalberg was hot.

I think it will be Johnny Depp.

Neely O'Hara

Diana Ross

Frederic Forrest.