Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country.
Can they also transfer the one that escaped to the US and is now governing Arkansas?
[quote]Colombia is proposing transferring at least 70 hippopotamuses that live near Pablo Escobar's former ranch - descendants of four imported from Africa illegally by the late drug lord in the 1980s — to India and Mexico as part of a plan to control their population.
[quote]The so-called "cocaine hippos" — which weigh up to 3 tons — have spread far beyond the Hacienda Napoles ranch, located about 125 miles from Bogotá along the Magdalena River. Environmental authorities estimate there are about 130 hippos in the area in Antioquia province and their population could reach 400 in eight years.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2023 2:51 PM
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Cocaine Hippo would be an apt nickname for DJT.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 3, 2023 4:06 PM
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eh, considering we can't stop other imports....
let's just say it's all fucked and reconstruct the eco system
and place hippos in every city of the real housewives
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 3, 2023 4:09 PM
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They're not actually on coke like that bear, right? Hippos on coke would be something I'd pay money to see.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 3, 2023 4:36 PM
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Cocaine hippo is my pet name for Kimberley Guilfoyle.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2023 9:02 AM
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They should hunt and eat them as suggested at R8
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2023 2:28 PM
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OP you made me laugh out loud with the Huckabeast reference.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2023 2:44 PM
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Just kill all the girl hippos.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2023 2:51 PM
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