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Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country.

Can they also transfer the one that escaped to the US and is now governing Arkansas?

[quote]Colombia is proposing transferring at least 70 hippopotamuses that live near Pablo Escobar's former ranch - descendants of four imported from Africa illegally by the late drug lord in the 1980s — to India and Mexico as part of a plan to control their population.

[quote]The so-called "cocaine hippos" — which weigh up to 3 tons — have spread far beyond the Hacienda Napoles ranch, located about 125 miles from Bogotá along the Magdalena River. Environmental authorities estimate there are about 130 hippos in the area in Antioquia province and their population could reach 400 in eight years.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 2:51 PM

Kill them

by Anonymousreply 1March 3, 2023 4:05 PM

Cocaine Hippo would be an apt nickname for DJT.

by Anonymousreply 2March 3, 2023 4:06 PM

eh, considering we can't stop other imports....

let's just say it's all fucked and reconstruct the eco system

and place hippos in every city of the real housewives

by Anonymousreply 3March 3, 2023 4:09 PM

They're not actually on coke like that bear, right? Hippos on coke would be something I'd pay money to see.

by Anonymousreply 4March 3, 2023 4:36 PM

cocaine hippo update

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by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2023 8:48 AM

non paywall link below

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by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2023 8:50 AM

Cocaine hippo is my pet name for Kimberley Guilfoyle.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2023 9:02 AM

Why not eat them?

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by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2023 9:08 AM

They should hunt and eat them as suggested at R8

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2023 2:28 PM

OP you made me laugh out loud with the Huckabeast reference.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2023 2:44 PM

Just kill all the girl hippos.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2023 2:51 PM
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