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Jack Grealish, part 25: (Sexual) Vitality Stadium vardo

New Year, new Slut! What shenanigans is my favourite pretty tart and yours getting up to next? Surely it involves plenty of stripping for grateful crowds, getting all dirty in the grass of the pitch, flashing thigh and bulge in his trademark tiny shorts, and more...

Recently he's had a bit of a Bondgirl Halle moment, and the internet is agog. Have a gander, won't you? (Jack loves it, don't worry)

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by Anonymousreply 180April 1, 2023 3:57 PM

He looks like twunk Derek Waters.

by Anonymousreply 1February 27, 2023 10:35 PM


by Anonymousreply 2February 27, 2023 11:15 PM

Baby after the recent Bournemouth fixture, letting everyone know how many fingers he likes for prep.

Princess doesn’t *need* three, of course, it’s wet and open enough back there—it just feels nice.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 28, 2023 11:49 AM

Leaning into the pool gimmick, are we, Jacky?

At least he's finally starting to find his marks and give the people what they want more consistently. Helps that he wants it too!

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by Anonymousreply 4March 1, 2023 1:38 AM

Tatler magazine getting on board with the Jack agenda. Nice to see.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 1, 2023 1:43 AM

We're all due a striptease.

All we've seen so far this year is the pool moment, a few flashes of thigh and the back of Jack's shorts.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 1, 2023 4:12 PM

Is he gay? I've seen that being hinted at on here a lot

by Anonymousreply 7March 2, 2023 12:13 PM

Uh oh OP! 😨

Your innocent crush and delightful musings are about to get hijacked by an incredibly unstable person.

by Anonymousreply 8March 2, 2023 1:07 PM

R8 let's just ignore him eh

My perfect special pretty sexy Princess Jack simply doesn't engage with lessers or freaks!!!! so

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by Anonymousreply 9March 2, 2023 5:19 PM

R9 Shut up, idiot. And could he be gay? PS: How many threads have you created on him? This is the 25th???!!! And they say I am the stalking creep! 🙄🤦

by Anonymousreply 10March 2, 2023 5:21 PM

R10 ffs it's the bit. If you haven't been into these threads much before, you won't get the lore or the in-joke.

There's a difference between vicarious detached appreciation and trying to get close to someone personally. Which is why we don't make it our business to know or get deeply into whether or not Jack's really interested in men IRL--we aren't stalking him, so it doesn't matter to us. We're having fun with his media image and his memeworthy moments as a silly sexy fun way to pass the time, that's it. No-one already here and enjoying these is stalking anyone, that's been long-established.

Either relax and get on board, or please find a different thread. Only good vibes in here ya get me? Cheers bab x

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by Anonymousreply 12March 2, 2023 9:39 PM

French media is trying to come after our Whore for alleged use of poppers before big games.

Well, what else do they expect a pass-around party pig to enjoy? He's got loads to take and goals to score, no time for messing.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 2, 2023 11:53 PM

R13 Aren't those things dangerous? Like, they'll speed up your heart rate, cause you dizziness and more. Doesn't it show on the pitch?

by Anonymousreply 14March 3, 2023 12:14 AM

R14 Jack rarely knows where he is anyway. Stupidity and adrenaline and endorphins will have that affect, without chemical help.

Just a dizzy starlet.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 3, 2023 12:22 AM

Pep's been much more tender with Jack, lately.

In fact, he's handling Jack like he's expecting. Thank fuck that's not a possibility--sex addicted sluts can struggle with being preggers, and Hendo's already got three kids to feed, yenno ;)

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by Anonymousreply 16March 3, 2023 3:18 AM

Jack never lets his crowds down, always giving them eyefuls of his luscious body whenever possible.

Multitasking means stretching for the orgy later at the same time...

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by Anonymousreply 17March 3, 2023 1:22 PM

Jack has made headlines recently for seeming to copy the celebration of Dagestani Musl!m MMA star Khabib Nurmagomedov.

Baby fancies a Eurasian cage-fighting cock inside him, then. Well, it's a refreshing change from other footballers or reality stars.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 3, 2023 8:12 PM

Jack will be playing on Saturday at 7:30 a.m. on the USA network.

by Anonymousreply 19March 3, 2023 11:14 PM

We need some hole, Jack!

by Anonymousreply 20March 3, 2023 11:14 PM

R20 so far it's shaping up to be a Tits Only season....

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by Anonymousreply 21March 4, 2023 12:18 AM

Jack Grealish Takes Out Restraining Order on Delusional Stalker

by Anonymousreply 22March 4, 2023 12:45 AM

Sexually Deranged Stalker Starts 25th, that's...TWENTY FIFTH...Obsessive Thread on D-list Celebrity

by Anonymousreply 23March 4, 2023 12:53 AM

She’s pretty.

by Anonymousreply 24March 4, 2023 2:16 AM

Oh well R21 - it's better than nothing.

by Anonymousreply 25March 4, 2023 5:14 AM

Jack prefers cardio activities and playing at night, rather than gym sessions and working during the day.

We didn’t a quick fire quiz to tell us that😒 Angel is hardly subtle about what he likes and needs..

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by Anonymousreply 26March 4, 2023 10:03 AM

Well that video R26 posted shows Jack knows how to read. And he has a saucy stroll.

by Anonymousreply 27March 4, 2023 1:45 PM

Jack writhing on the ground after a Newcastle foul. Or is he just caught up in the throes of overwhelming sexual desire?

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by Anonymousreply 28March 4, 2023 3:51 PM

Not much to report from this morning.......

by Anonymousreply 29March 4, 2023 4:49 PM

R28 our gorgeous whore had a horny turn, and his team had to rush to protect him from those rapacious Newcastle brutes trying to breed him all at once...

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by Anonymousreply 30March 4, 2023 7:33 PM

Another sad thread. Do you have a life?

by Anonymousreply 31March 4, 2023 7:37 PM

R31 thanks so much for showing interest and concern, bab!!!! as it goes this afternoon i was out at a local football match (not Manny) with friends drinking and socialising and having a normal one!!!! was a lovely day and a right laugh actually!!!!!! (also my team won)

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by Anonymousreply 32March 4, 2023 7:50 PM

OP’s picture is very good. Pits hair face. Handsome.

by Anonymousreply 33March 4, 2023 7:52 PM

Anthony Gordon of Newcastle trying to get close to Jack to no avail today.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 4, 2023 10:06 PM

This guy starting 1853784 threads on this footballer makes me lewk sane in comparison

by Anonymousreply 35March 4, 2023 10:08 PM

R34 didn't Anthony look enraptured? That's the power of a beautiful slut!

Our Jack's not very picky when it comes to boys as well we know, he'll give any lad a go once or twice and find a way to have a good time. But shy skinny little baby twinks like that aren't really his preferred cup of tea, unless of course their cocks are massive.

Jack especially loves confident dominant midfielders & defenders who are older and bigger than him, if he can have his pick...

by Anonymousreply 36March 4, 2023 10:13 PM

I smell is farts and will report in my next thread, mate!

by Anonymousreply 37March 4, 2023 10:20 PM

the Erling/Jack shipper really ate good this last fixture (enjoy it while you can babes, Haaland is leaving C*ty soon :()

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by Anonymousreply 38March 4, 2023 11:17 PM

R38 That blond dude lewks like Majinbu, he's beyond fugly! I would gladly be 5'7" with a decent face over 6'4" with that pewr excuse for a face

by Anonymousreply 39March 5, 2023 9:04 AM

Oh, no that British ex Larry and Charmie inventing gay fetishizing fiction about this straight pussyhound football player again.

Last time they did it with Armie Hammer, who in the end turned to have a whole harem of female sex slaves.

by Anonymousreply 40March 5, 2023 9:09 AM

[quote]Haaland is leaving C*ty soon :(

Didn't he just get there?

by Anonymousreply 41March 5, 2023 9:41 AM

Haaland is a beast when it comes go goal scoring, but he's no beauty that's for sure. Still between his money and fame he probably gets a lot of slam pig football groupie fanny.

by Anonymousreply 42March 5, 2023 11:42 AM

R41 yes, Erling is still relatively new as signings go. It seems he’s clashing with Pep and the coaching staff, however. Not every player can be as eager to please as Jack! Rumour has it that Erling is fielding and considering offers from plenty of other clubs as we type.

Jack is fond of Erling, so a move away will upset him a bit..

[quote] Before the game against Newcastle, Grealish told BT Sport of Haaland: "He's one of my closest friends in here, I get on with him really well. When you get on with someone off the pitch, it helps on the pitch."

Baby got his prepositions mixed up again. You’re getting ‘off’ on the pitch and off it, aren’t you darling?

[quote] When asked about criticism faced at the City striker, Grealish added: "I think people are trying to get a reaction. I'm like, 'come on, that's just stupid'. We can play to his strengths more, he is so, so fast.”

Ah, so speed is the USP. Jack’s favourite lovers do skew older and bigger and heavier, so perhaps Erling is where he can go for a rapidfire drilling.

And you’re one to talk about ‘stupid’, Jack sweetheart🎀

[quote] Grealish ended, "listen; it's a pleasure to play with [Haaland], I get on well with so many people here. There is no one that I dislike in this dressing room."

Yes, plenty of satisfying group sex will bind a band together well, won’t it?

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by Anonymousreply 43March 5, 2023 2:14 PM

Erling and Jack need to enjoy each other while they can!

Erling looks better on the pitch than he does in still pictures......

by Anonymousreply 44March 5, 2023 4:41 PM

R44 Erling has access to all that and a bag of chips, every day. He's a lucky Shrek!!!

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by Anonymousreply 45March 5, 2023 9:55 PM

Press is trying to spin it that Newcastle player Miguel Almiron still hasn’t forgiven Jack for his silly banterous little dig last year that someone caught on candid camera during the Prem win bacchanal.

Honestly, though, I think it’s more sexual frustration and jealousy, wanting more of Jack’s attention than just a passing comment. Men really can’t help themselves and lose their heads around our sweet sultry whore.

And there’s a bit of club rivalry to factor in, though not in the obvious sense as Man City have no quarrel with Newcastle. One issue I could see is that Jack belongs to Hendo, a native and favourite son of Sunderland, the rival town to Newcastle.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 6, 2023 1:35 PM

Jack will have to wrack that tiny brain today and decide what to reward Hendo with for LFC’s absolutely brutal 7-0 victory against Man United.

Jordan is nearly 33 and perpetually exhausted by a busy life, so 7 chained orgasms is probably out of the question. But 7 full hours together doing other things might not be, since they’ve a few days of recovery before the next fixtures to play. Could get up to a lot of filthy fun in that time...

Jack’s not got much of an imagination, but he has got a big toy box and a lot of willingness and stamina. When Hendo shows up to next training covered in scratches and bites and grinning like a Cheshire Cat, well, he’s a lucky fella☕️

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by Anonymousreply 47March 6, 2023 2:32 PM

R20 will this keep you going for a bit?🍑

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by Anonymousreply 48March 7, 2023 12:32 PM

He's dull and nasty, with too many stories telling he's rotted.

Now that the bloom is off his various roses.

by Anonymousreply 49March 7, 2023 12:36 PM

R49 well that’s...rather extreme and damning criticism, even by DL measures.

Have you any basis for such claims, or are you just naysaying?

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by Anonymousreply 50March 7, 2023 12:46 PM

R44 Erling knows their time is short. He dives for the arse whenever he can.

And Jack is so clingy, it's lovely. He's not the type to fuck without feelings, he has at least a little bit of love to go around for all the lads who service him so well. Just a sweet silly little slut who wants to get on with everyone and be the best voracious bottom he can.

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by Anonymousreply 51March 7, 2023 4:07 PM

Thanks R51...very nice. R49 seems miffed about something. Well you can't please everybody no matter how hard you try.

I'm sure our Jack is not one to waste time. I wonder when Erling will start wearing one of Jack's headbands? It would be very becoming on him.

We can watch here in the States on Saturday at 12:30 p.m. EST on the USA network.

by Anonymousreply 52March 7, 2023 4:22 PM

Jack just signed the most expensive boot deal of any Brit footballer to date. He's worth many millions now.

Well, years of being a dedicated professional concubine--erm, athlete--can pay wonderful dividends, it would seem.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 7, 2023 11:02 PM

Not being a soccer fan, I wouldn't have known about Jack Grealish if it weren't for Datalounge. I see why he's such a gay icon even if he is not gay himself. Sexy guy, projects well in media. Thank you Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 54March 8, 2023 1:06 AM

R54 thank *you* for your appreciation and interest, bab! Jack certainly appreciates it (any attention, really), as do we!

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by Anonymousreply 55March 8, 2023 1:39 AM

Sad thread #25 from the mentally unstable cunt, mate.

by Anonymousreply 56March 8, 2023 3:16 AM

Man City socials assuring us that Jack is staying flexible and limber for all comers🙏

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by Anonymousreply 57March 8, 2023 3:30 PM

I rewatched Sunday's game - the ending with Jack and Erling in the corner for 4 or 5 put ins was most amusing.

You really have to hand it to a man who is good at handling balls with his feet.

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by Anonymousreply 58March 8, 2023 4:13 PM

[quote] You really have to hand it to a man who is good at handling balls with his feet.

Oh my....footplay...could we have found a k!nk that Jack's not tried yet?

Hard to imagine that he hasn't licked another players boots or put socks in his mouth yet, but perhaps he hasn't.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 8, 2023 11:24 PM

Such projection. Gross. Sick freak.

by Anonymousreply 60March 8, 2023 11:55 PM

ok R60 but who asked

just don't post in these threads and block them if you don't like, simple. otherwise you're just whingeing and ruining others' fun..

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by Anonymousreply 61March 9, 2023 12:14 AM

Fun....a pretty warped interpretation.

by Anonymousreply 62March 9, 2023 12:23 AM

showing off on the apps again. like a proper spice girl😔

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by Anonymousreply 63March 9, 2023 12:36 PM

Thank god the morality police is here to call him a slut every few hours over and over again every day all day.

by Anonymousreply 64March 9, 2023 2:27 PM

The Telegraph are calling Jack a style icon!

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by Anonymousreply 65March 10, 2023 2:29 AM

Gucci and Pumas!

by Anonymousreply 66March 10, 2023 2:37 AM

R66 and good socks, always good socks

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by Anonymousreply 67March 10, 2023 2:39 AM

Our gorgeous whore is the club Player of the Month!

A proper blue-ribbon for all the right reasons we’re sure🐷🥇

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by Anonymousreply 69March 10, 2023 8:29 PM

[quote] JACK: I try and be a spark...I try and do what I can for the team.

Awww. Cuteness, in demure sleeves and hiked shorts.

And apparently the top ball-carrier of the entire team. In more ways than one, obviously.

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by Anonymousreply 71March 11, 2023 3:42 AM

Only 12 hours until he is on TV!

by Anonymousreply 72March 11, 2023 5:40 AM

R60 bless him, Jack wouldn’t know what ‘projection’ means nor how to use it correctly in a sentence.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 11, 2023 12:11 PM

And they say I am the stalker! PS: I like his hairstyle, it's very boy bandy

by Anonymousreply 74March 11, 2023 12:17 PM

25 repetitive threads with over 14,500 obsessive posts on some random douchebro is not stalking! It's normal, mate!

by Anonymousreply 75March 11, 2023 3:53 PM

Jack thinks encyclopedia means you like fucking books.

by Anonymousreply 76March 11, 2023 5:01 PM

...or bicycles.

by Anonymousreply 77March 11, 2023 5:02 PM

What a fascinating development! I think I'll start a thread on it. Jack Grealish, part 26: (Sexual) Encyclopedia Pedophilia

by Anonymousreply 78March 11, 2023 5:06 PM

Nice game yesterday and our Jack was kicking his legs up high all over the pitch.

He gave Erling a nice kiss on the neck after Erling scored the only goal.

by Anonymousreply 79March 12, 2023 4:58 PM

R79 yes, the smooch! God and the World saw that ;)

Erling is lucky--behind closed doors or even in semi-private spaces Jack will go full contact and do anything filthy to and for almost any man, no choosiness and no questions asked. In front of HD cameras broadcasting worldwide, though, even he knows to be a bit discreet and keep things flirtatious and scrappy and noncommittal only (for professional reasons, and so as not to upset his rotation of boys). For Jack to kiss Erling so tenderly like that means that Erling is one of Jack's most trusted friends & paramours, inner circle now. Haaland must be a most excellent Top...

And that's good for everybody. Hendo needed a rest and some downtime at home after a bad game, anyway, so Haaland is welcome to temporarily keep Jack busy for a week or two. On the understanding that Jordan is still Daddy and Erling is to go on his merry way without any possessiveness or emotional messiness later, and when he leaves City. Jordan and Erling also have an understanding when it comes to little Jude Bellingham, with whom Erling has a verrrrry close personal relationship (they are essentially a couple at Borussia) and in whom Jordan has a strong professional platonic interest (wanting to bring him to Liverpool asap), so it's best they stay on good terms. Jack can help with that...maybe they'll even be a goodbye-and-good-luck threeway in Erling's future?

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by Anonymousreply 80March 12, 2023 5:24 PM

I've seen better-looking footballers--still, my mouth could spend significant time on his legs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 81March 12, 2023 5:33 PM

Staaaaaahp! You cray-cray! 🤯🤯🤯

by Anonymousreply 82March 12, 2023 5:48 PM

R81 oh, it's the same for us all.

Jack's a pretty-boy among pretty-boys, but his best standout assets can never have too much praise or attention.

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by Anonymousreply 83March 12, 2023 5:52 PM

[quote][R81] oh, it's the same for us all.

And yet you would have us believe in other threads that you are somewhere between "asexual" and a lesbian, R83.

by Anonymousreply 84March 12, 2023 5:57 PM

These threads are so embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 85March 12, 2023 6:03 PM

R84 since you asked SO nicely and you're clearly so obsessively interested in the minutiae of my life, I am a platinum star gyal yenno. Could have me take a Jeremy Kyle lie detector and you'd see it was true ;)

This may come as a shock to your old traditional feeble mind, but these days we know there's such a thing as aesthetic appreciation and attraction, where you have no desire to fuck someone or any actual physical lust for them, but you mentally and vocally acknowledge how good they look in images and enjoy talking about it openly. That's how I and many others feel about Jack, or whatever other celebrity you care to name--I'm sure there's one you feel like that about.

Not that this behind-the-curtain stuff is any of your fucking business, mind, or even germane to the thread we're having. We're not here to get heavy and worry about validity, we literally just want to have a nice silly time chatting about Jack in a superficial way. Everyone else here is allowed to do that about whatever Z-list actor or pornstar or model, why can't the handful of us here do the same? Why do we get targeted and picked on but no one else does? (rhetorical jsyk, I'm aware of the reasons and they're all shit and don't hold water).

Seriously, can you just bore off? You're so fucking tedious, mate. Block my user, scroll past these threads, and don't reply anymore. Fed up of you now.

Everyone else, you're golden, do carry on, Jack-style kisses for you all my loves xxxxx

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by Anonymousreply 86March 12, 2023 6:10 PM

[quote]platinum star

No such thing as a platinum-star woman. It's a rip-off of the gay male term for gold-star gays who were born by Caesarean and thus have never been in contact with a vagina, even when they were being born. No analogous distinction exists for lesbians as lesbians tend not to spring from their fathers' dicks. Stop trying to insinuate yourself into gay male culture.

[quote]there's such a thing as aesthetic appreciation and attraction, where you have no desire to fuck someone or any actual physical lust for them

No, that's just frigidity/ mental illness. Plus, in R83, you said that you too wanted to spend time on his ass and legs. So dykey!

[quote]Not that this behind-the-curtain stuff is any of your fucking business [...] Block my user, scroll past these threads, and don't reply anymore

I'm paying for it, so it's my business and I won't be told how to use the website. I know you don't pay as you were absent during Primetime, those blessed days.

And as for use of "we": these threads' posts are usually 75% you, as well as the occasional "Hot!" and "You're nuts". The fanfic is all you. Going by word count, you generate a good 95% of the content, I would say.

by Anonymousreply 87March 12, 2023 6:24 PM

Speaking of Prem League players, what does British DLers think on that pic Ben Chilwell posted kissing his "GF"?, which I think is pure PR stunt. Lots of people, even straight men/women were 100% convinced that Chilly is one of the so-mentioned "closet cases" in PL.

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by Anonymousreply 88March 13, 2023 2:03 AM

R88 tbh we don’t normally get into plausible rumours and IRL gossip on this thread series, it’s mostly fun fantasising and silly headcanon. But as you seem sincerely interested and it’s not about Jack..

Since 2012-13 season there’s been whispers about Chilly being sus (iirc due to some odd tweets he made at the time? It’s been ages), and even moreso about his best friend in the business James Maddison who is thought and accepted by most Prem fans & viewers to be closeted bi (idk why, it’s just the unspoken consensus everyone’s come to). And since both are very close mates to Jack, there’s a lot of questions about him by association.

The three of them have been on several lads’ holidays together where they’re papped 24/7 partying with escorts despite all having nominal serial girlfriends (except Jack, who’s hung onto Sash for a decade somehow), so either they’re a trio of stereotypical arrested-development fuckboy footballers who run through girlsile tissues and don’t care how that makes them look, or...well.

All three have also been vocal allies, so whatever their sexuality at least they’re not avowed homophobes. Most current British players do seem completely fine and happy with gay teammates & fans, to be fair. It’s the foreign players who often are the sexuality bigots and cause trouble in the dressing room.

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by Anonymousreply 89March 13, 2023 1:57 PM

^England & Arsenal’s Ben White has a literal butterfly tramp stamp tattoo, which honestly might be the sluttiest thing a footballer not named Jack Grealish could ever do to or with their body.

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by Anonymousreply 90March 13, 2023 2:03 PM

^ tramp stamp!

by Anonymousreply 91March 13, 2023 2:13 PM

Another thing to add about Chilly is that he’s also close to Declan Rice & Mason Mount, a suspected PL/England couple. He’s almost seems like their third, at times.

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by Anonymousreply 92March 13, 2023 5:10 PM

more hilarious and ribald angle for R91

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by Anonymousreply 93March 13, 2023 6:33 PM

These Jack Grealish threads are hilarious. Someone needs to show them to him!

by Anonymousreply 94March 13, 2023 7:54 PM

R94 would be something of a wasted effort, Jack--bless him--can't read very well. Needs quite a bit of help.

He could enjoy the pretty pictures of himself, though.

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by Anonymousreply 95March 13, 2023 8:46 PM

Jack will be shaking his groove thing Tuesday at 3 p.m. on the Paramount Plus service.

I don't have that.....so I will miss it. :-(

by Anonymousreply 96March 13, 2023 10:29 PM

Jack has joined Erling in teasing Ruben Dias on social media about his on-pitch performances.

[quote] “This award is for Ruben Dias, the biggest fraud. He’s in the gym four times a day… but we just never see anything. Remember when we played [Borussia] Dortmund a few years ago and he got bodied by [Erling]!”

Careful, Jack baby—Ruben might not see the funny side, might get annoyed with rude banterous insinuations in public that he’s lazy or weak or beta, and might well take his anger out on that pretty arse of yours...or was that the main idea😏

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by Anonymousreply 97March 14, 2023 2:42 PM

R79 this kiss was a return of a sweet head-kiss Erling gave Jack several fixtures ago. It seems to be their little bromantic thing.

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by Anonymousreply 98March 14, 2023 6:52 PM

How romantic.

by Anonymousreply 99March 14, 2023 10:34 PM

'Ted Lasso' season 3 is going to drop very soon.

It's obvious by now that the Jamie Tartt character is based heavily on Jack, among a few other footballers. So I wonder what highlights of Jack's last season will make it into Jamie's arc in the final cut of the show?

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by Anonymousreply 100March 14, 2023 11:16 PM

R96 you didn't hear this from me, but....footybite.tv bruv ;)

by Anonymousreply 101March 14, 2023 11:27 PM

more legs and ass, pls

by Anonymousreply 102March 14, 2023 11:29 PM

from today's Leipzig game:

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by Anonymousreply 103March 14, 2023 11:43 PM

City won 7-0 tonight, and still Jack had to create several excuses to fall on the grass and sprawl out and put his body on display. Dedication to harlotry.

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by Anonymousreply 104March 15, 2023 1:55 AM

Jesus fucking christ. Just go fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 105March 15, 2023 1:57 AM

R11 = Frau browsing a gay forum, yawn.....

What happened to the 'footballers in love' threads?

by Anonymousreply 106March 15, 2023 5:24 PM

R86 Jack has a good body and is really good at frauding.....but I looked up his old pics and his face looks quite ugly there....

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by Anonymousreply 107March 15, 2023 5:30 PM

Without the beard to hide his face he doesn't look masculine at all.

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by Anonymousreply 108March 15, 2023 5:31 PM

R107 yes, our sweet lovely Jack was a very ugly duckling before age 19/20, it must be said. His family are all hideous alcoholic Irish chavs to the last, so he was up against it from birth. The fact that he looks rather attractive today is a miracle of puberty, and it probably won't last beyond his mid-late 30s (why we need to enjoy him now!).

And R108 we here appreciate that he's femme; it matches his curvy body and his emotional personality, he wears it well with all his girlish accessories and flouncing and WAG-like behaviour, and it makes him endearing too. A proppa Princess!

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by Anonymousreply 109March 15, 2023 5:39 PM

R109 Alright. His appeal today seems justified.

But serious question: What happened to the 'footballers in love' threads? Were they just abandoned or did they move to a new board like the Yuzuru Hanyu threads?

by Anonymousreply 110March 15, 2023 5:49 PM

Normally I don't click on fan girl stuff, but I do for Jack, he really is fine and stupid and rich, I love those legs and ass. I think he must have had brain damage at some point, like in the womb, but the body and face are perfect.

by Anonymousreply 111March 15, 2023 5:56 PM

^Yes! Fine Stupid & Rich (in that order) is the perfect little laconic for him.

[quote] I think he must have had brain damage at some point, like in the womb

We aren't fully sure and decided on why Jack's...like that, but our best guess to date is that it's some combination of factors--his aforementioned alcoholic Irish genes are shit (his sister is very disabled and one of his brothers died in infancy), he has untreated mental illness of some kind (BPD or ADHD perhaps), and he's done too many drugs too young (he started nitr0us at like 16/17 years old). Or perhaps he's just a natural bimbo personality, some sexy airheads are born and not made after all.

He also had a bizarre incident in his mid teens where for some undisclosed reason he cracked his head on a sink at England U18 training camp, collapsed on the dorm bathroom floor and and blacked out (was he getting railed by a roommate or player? Or just on the gas again?), so he got the next cab home before anyone could send him to medical and disqualify him from future team selection on medical grounds. He could easily have got a bad concussion that night that he didn't get treated or looked at, which negatively impacted his adolescent brain development.

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by Anonymousreply 112March 15, 2023 9:55 PM

Jack appears for a minute or two at the start of the latest Inside City training video.

His role is to head balls to the team as they work their legs on the stationary bikes. He's like a cute perky eager puppy sub.

We also get some leg shots 4 and a half minutes in and then later at just part 6 minutes. Of course, the slutty shorts have to be hiked, even in chilly March weather, when there's a camera around. Jack also starts heckling and teasing Rodri at one point for wrecking their volley across the training pitch--obviously Jack was acting the brat on purpose and hoping for a spanking later on.

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by Anonymousreply 113March 16, 2023 12:12 AM

We didn't ask you. It's for your own sad masturbatory obsession.

by Anonymousreply 114March 16, 2023 12:19 AM

peggable babe

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by Anonymousreply 115March 16, 2023 3:45 AM

R101 thanks! I saw this too late, but I will remember it!

R103 that's a nice picture of our Jack staking out his territory against invaders!

Nice posts and videos! Thanks, everyone.

by Anonymousreply 116March 16, 2023 6:01 AM

seen more cock than a pair of old boxer briefs him

and caught on candid camera asking Erling for it hard in the middle of a fixture...brazen even by the established standard

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by Anonymousreply 117March 16, 2023 10:57 PM

KDB hasn't had much of Jack lately, so perhaps that's what the pity-flashes of thigh were about in last training.

Kev's a nice quiet shy boy, too nice to ask for a turn when really he deserves one and it's his right as a teammate. Jack's there to serve and service, and he needs to give every lad a good go each with his body on the reg so there's no hard feelings.

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by Anonymousreply 118March 17, 2023 3:30 AM

^ grrrrrrr

by Anonymousreply 119March 17, 2023 11:34 AM

I sure Jack will be looking forward to the forthcoming international break. His love of these is very endearing.

by Anonymousreply 120March 17, 2023 11:47 AM

Nice find R117!

by Anonymousreply 121March 17, 2023 5:29 PM

Aww Erling still lets Jack carpool in to training :D Jack hasn't got his license back yet, or he's permabanned?

Either way must be nice getting fucked every day before work across the fine leather seats of an Audi RS7 lol. ofc Jack isn't really incentivised to drive on his own again when he's got a willing Shrek with a monster cock to take him to work and back

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by Anonymousreply 122March 17, 2023 5:45 PM

Paul Mitchell, the Birmingham City fan who in the 2018-19 season punched our angel in the jaw unprovoked, has died at age 32.

No word yet on how Mr. Mitchell lost his life, only that he was in recent days 'found dead at a Birmingham address'. In his final 5 years after his crime, which was not only televised but went viral on social media, he served a bit of time in prison and left Birmingham with his female partner and their two children due to death threats made against them by Aston Villa fans and Solihull locals (among them some of the 20,000 or more fans who saw the attack happen live on the pitch).

[quote] Mitchell served four weeks of his three-month sentence after pleading guilty to assault and to invading the pitch after admitting he had done it "as a joke". He was also handed a 10-year ban from attending football matches as part of his punishment. Mitchell was jailed again in 2022 for ignoring his football ban, as reported at the time by the Birmingham Mail. He was involved in an exuberant celebration during Birmingham City's match against West Bromwich Albion in the Championship. His lawyer made reference to the fact that Mitchell had been accompanying a disabled friend to Birmingham's St Andrew's Stadium. It came after he had complied with the banning order for 3 years.

[quote] "Our family loved him so much,” Paul's mum Debbie Drew said. A number of fellow football fans have shared tributes to Mitchell on social media, Birmingham City fans as well as supporters of other clubs. One fan made reference to the death of another famous Birmingham fan, Gary Williams, while paying tribute: "we all get caught up in emotions and do things we regret. Paul made the mistake of being too passionate and paid for it. Now let the rest of his life, minus that mad five minutes, be celebrated. RIP son... wing your way to the roof of the main stand and sit beside Gaz Williams. Another true Blue lost this week."

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by Anonymousreply 123March 17, 2023 6:39 PM

{quote] we love u really u strong man @rubendias

Jack baby relax?? What has got into him this week? He's kicked into whoreverdrive

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by Anonymousreply 124March 17, 2023 10:26 PM

R120 LOVE England!Jack, he's the best. Absolutely Jack's optimal state, the only other natural high he knows besides sex.

England thoughts for Jack consist only of:

*kick ball, dive, strip for fans*

"is moy trim looking fresh bro?"

*pranks and playtime with Little Phil*

*gets to Boot Room first for tiny shorts & pads*

"yennow oi wish Dele was here to goss wiv me about Loov Oisland and boys"

"Baba tired >:/ if oi break in Hendo's room and hoide in his bed he'll fook mey to sleep with him inside me, I loov Dadday :)"

and the cycle is repeated ad infinitum basically :)

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by Anonymousreply 125March 18, 2023 3:36 AM

In trouble for flirting and sexualising his teammates on socials again..

Really, what does anyone expect? That libido can’t stay in check around athletes, we know this. It’s too late to spay at this point. Let poor Jack be a horny needy mess with his lads if it makes him happy.

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by Anonymousreply 126March 18, 2023 3:42 PM

Haaland was showing off about his hattrick vs. Burnley to Jack yesterday.

Erling, mate--Jack was there and saw it happen. You do this once a month, it's no longer interesting. Besides, Jack would take off his thong and lie down for a traffic light, he really doesn't need grafting at this point or at any point, you can save your energy for fucking him...

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by Anonymousreply 127March 19, 2023 2:06 AM

[quote] HAALAND: “Grealish, do you want to feel it?”

Talk about redundant questions...

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by Anonymousreply 128March 19, 2023 1:06 PM

Hahahaa......Jack is a great ball handler for sure!

by Anonymousreply 129March 19, 2023 5:25 PM

Azpi & Jack had yet another square up recently. Constantly feuding and fussing, them two.

Perhaps Jack didn't like Cesar's bedroom manners? Or didn't let him hit at all? (rare occurrence) Or Jack simply can't countenance letting a Chelsea boy shag him. Even incorrigible world-beating free-use sluts have limits.

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by Anonymousreply 130March 19, 2023 11:27 PM

Stonesy & Jack made sure to get in thorough gluteal stretches and workouts in together last game, before heading SGP. Their respective national team boyfriends (and whole team, in Jack's case) will be eager to put them to work in the SGP hotel beds.

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by Anonymousreply 131March 20, 2023 10:28 PM

Eddie Keogh figuring out his angles before camp kicks fully on. Good man.

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by Anonymousreply 132March 20, 2023 10:29 PM

@ R131

Stonesy is nearly presenting hole

by Anonymousreply 133March 20, 2023 10:31 PM

since when has Jack started going with Sash to boyband concerts? new developments...

maybe he fancies a man who can serenade him. guarantee that footballers sound like howling dogs when they sing

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by Anonymousreply 134March 21, 2023 2:51 AM

Sad. Just sad.

by Anonymousreply 135March 21, 2023 2:55 AM

It's cold and damp out this March, so we may not get shirtless Jack. Alas.

At least there's summer of international friendly matches to come, and Jack's sure to train and play.

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by Anonymousreply 136March 21, 2023 3:58 AM

My straight friend who follows football says he needs to score more tries, or something. As he isn't converting enough.

by Anonymousreply 137March 21, 2023 4:00 AM

Awww, it's really nice seeing Baby so blissed out and fired up to be back with his favourite boys. The City boys give him a lot of pleasure and thrills, but no-one treats him quite so well and attentively as the lads of England NT (plus it's less taxing for that little mind to speak to a squad in the same mother tongue).

Even when not the centre of attention during a quiet chilly session, Jack is still jumping around like a frisky hare and smiling like a sunbeam and playfully teasing on the sidelines. The natural habitat for a sket.

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by Anonymousreply 138March 21, 2023 3:18 PM

R133 yes and his butt looks delicious

by Anonymousreply 139March 21, 2023 3:24 PM

Madders & Chilly are back in the side alongside Jack so it's Gurlsquad back together!

Jack's little baby pink trainers and his matching Swatch might be the cutecore I need to survive my week. That's our stupid bimbo whore girlfriend looking so delicious and sweet <3

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by Anonymousreply 140March 23, 2023 3:53 AM

Angel has absolutely no filter in that filthy mouth or that empty head and he’s so loveable for that🎁

When it comes to Jack, the synecdoche of ‘arse’ is only too fitting..

[quote] What Grealish didn't love was when Pep Guardiola threw him on against Liverpool in a Carabao Cup game - just 24 hours after he'd returned to training following his break in the Big Apple. Grealish said: "I went back into training on the Wednesday and we were playing Liverpool on the Thursday in the (Carabao) Cup. I thought, 'there's no chance I'll be involved'. Then in the f***ing 70th minute he (Guardiola) tells me, 'Jack, you're going on'. I was like: 'F***ing hell!' because I was blowing out of my arse! Luckily we went on to win. I just didn't think (I'd be involved)." Jack has been involved in 45 games already this season, but has no fears about burnout and will be hoping to start when England open their Euro 2024 qualifying campaign in Naples against Italy.

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by Anonymousreply 141March 23, 2023 3:03 PM

When are you going to kill him.

by Anonymousreply 142March 23, 2023 3:18 PM

^chill brev

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by Anonymousreply 143March 23, 2023 8:34 PM

A place in the XI for Jack this evening!

Well done sweetheart, hope you stay on for the full 90 and get your fill of Italian salame...

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by Anonymousreply 144March 23, 2023 8:36 PM

said with love my 85 year old Nan could have converted that last chance, Jack...

the U.S. commentary were like "oh he overthought it". now that's not a possibility is it madlads

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by Anonymousreply 145March 23, 2023 9:43 PM

Our little Jude's growing up so fast and coming into his own.

And coming into Jack, possibly, if that tender slow hair stroke on the pitch tonight is any indication.

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by Anonymousreply 146March 23, 2023 11:00 PM


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by Anonymousreply 148March 24, 2023 2:48 AM

Have Erling & Jude been pillowtalking about Jacky? Jude seems to know just how to touch him...

Or perhaps it's just Brummy boy sympatico? Or rival club tension? Birmingham footballing loyalty is split between two big clubs--Aston Villa (Jack) and City (Jude)

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by Anonymousreply 149March 24, 2023 3:01 AM

^ love the panty line!

by Anonymousreply 150March 24, 2023 11:52 AM

^lmao that’s classic Jack, puts everything on show for his crowds🙏🍰Here’s a bit more where that came from just for you..

Have to say what I appreciate most about that R149 image is the juxtaposition. You have Jack & Jude in their sweaty erotic crackling clinch, but then two steps to one side you see Pickers & Little Phil embracing in the platonic laddy brotherly way footballers tend to do. Really brings home how sexual Jack’s presence renders everything, how men lose their heads around him...

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by Anonymousreply 151March 24, 2023 2:22 PM

R151 I agree, I find the moment at least partly sexual. It probably isn’t but it looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 152March 24, 2023 2:27 PM

Those ridiculous legs were made to be wrapped around another man.

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by Anonymousreply 153March 25, 2023 1:34 PM

And the way the small of his back naturally curves and arches a little too...built for sex🙏😍

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by Anonymousreply 154March 25, 2023 1:36 PM

And you were built for an insane asylum.

by Anonymousreply 155March 25, 2023 4:32 PM

Baby looking coquettish in his Puma shoot. So far they're treating him right, capturing his natural essence better than Gucci.

Barbie creps and Kelly Kapowski print boots, letter jacket slung over the shoulder Pink Lady-style as if a jock gave him it, come-hither looks where he's sitting with his legs spread to model their soft joggers...hmmm ok, we're diligently taking notes.

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by Anonymousreply 156March 26, 2023 1:14 AM

Not much Hendo/Jack content has come out of this Springtime England jaunt, regrettably.

We have had a couple of little tastes, though. Mostly a power couple strut out into the Maradona stadium, which looked cool. They really could rule the world.

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by Anonymousreply 157March 26, 2023 1:15 AM

Here's Jack being flirty and baterish

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by Anonymousreply 158March 26, 2023 1:27 AM

R158 in public the boys all tease and cane Jacky for those million quid legs, because they can't ever stop thinking about them or stop looking, and they need to disguise their lust from prying media eyes. When the cameras are off, though the banter tails off and Jack hears a lot more competitive seductive praise purred in his ears from all corners...most compelling talker gets a turn with him.

You have to feel a bit sorry for poor James Maddison, though. Really he's the ugly sidelined sister in Jack's entourage, and in no way a top or a strapping man or a beauty, nothing that Jack is attracted to or threatened by at all. They have each other's loyal friendship, and share a taste in garish trendy wardrobe and sticky trashy clubs, but that's about it.

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by Anonymousreply 159March 26, 2023 1:38 AM

Watch the Puma sales soar!

by Anonymousreply 160March 26, 2023 2:12 AM

Jude's need for Jack's body is getting pretty intense. Wondering how this will all play out?

Whether Jude ends up transferring to City or to Liverpool or some other Prem team, it's going to ruffle a lot of feathers. And Jude moving back home to England as well as becoming a permanent callup to England NT is instantly going to give him more access to Jack's prolific arse. He's in contention with several other main suitors, but since Jude is so close to Hendo (even a favourite of his, seemingly), there's a chance Jude could actually end up as a serious third in their relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 161March 26, 2023 2:17 AM

Jack's so lucky he's got two such gorgeous and fit tops attending to his every need (and he's got plenty of needs).

After this evening's tidy and confident Ukraine victory, bet he's having the night of his slutty life as we type. And giving as good as he gets to Jordan & Jude as well, let it never be said that Jack is a pillow princess (just a princess, thankyouverymuch!)

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by Anonymousreply 162March 26, 2023 9:43 PM

After the whistle tonight, there was a split-second moment Hendo almost went in to stroke Jack's cheek on autopilot. It's nice to see and confirm that they have a sweet gentle romantic side to their otherwise vigourous and dirty and rough love life.

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by Anonymousreply 163March 26, 2023 11:06 PM

^perusing the rest of the photos from the Ukraine game, it appears Jack was lingering and flirting and laughing with his City teammate Zinchenko for long close minutes after the final ball.

Perhaps Jordan wasn't just touching base with Jack, but physically and jealously interpolating his body between Jack & Oleksandr and reminding the other player where he stands. Hendo does not like unauthorised or spontaneous infringement on their time together. Oleks better watch himself.

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by Anonymousreply 164March 27, 2023 3:46 PM

Jacky's gone back to brunet btw!

And was shamelessly LOVING the way his barber tugged and pulled. Even wore a collar to get it cut...naughty kitten ;)

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by Anonymousreply 165March 27, 2023 5:24 PM

Wembley never misses with the good shots of Jack's best side. And he never misses a chance to show the entire stands.

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by Anonymousreply 166March 28, 2023 1:45 AM

R162 they bot look handsome and delicious. Could I have them both?

by Anonymousreply 167March 28, 2023 7:50 AM

With six you get eggroll!

by Anonymousreply 168March 28, 2023 4:13 PM

Peachy and perky and posteriorly perfect <3

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by Anonymousreply 169March 29, 2023 1:01 AM

According to WAG dirtsheets, Sash is in Dubai on a girls' holiday Jack and has been for a week.

How many raw loads has her man been taking at home in her absence? A treat for Jack, he can't usually have blokes over at all hours revolving-door style when she's around the gaff. His door is unlocked as we type, no doubt.

And what does little Skye the dog get up to while her master is...umm...preoccupied? I hope the Grealish household employs a dogwalker and sitter. Jack calls Skye the (female) love of his life too lol, poor Sash is never getting that ring is she..

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by Anonymousreply 170March 29, 2023 1:29 AM

R167 Hendo just gets sexier and more attractive every time we see him. Ageing so well.

Sadly, we haven't had any media content from England social media with him & Jack alone yet, but perhaps that's by design because whatever footage could be filmed wouldn't end up being suitable for general release to the internet (for one, Jack would not do it unless sitting in Hendo's lap and getting kissed or touched at the least).

Last week we did get a nice little chat video moment between Jordan and the cute 25-year old backup goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale, though. They have a sweet rapport, and Hendo says some funny captainly fatherly things. It's hot how Jordan lays down groundrules even for things like team dinners or games, clearly the Alpha.

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by Anonymousreply 171March 29, 2023 1:34 AM

When does Jack play over the next few days?

I can't figure out the schedule.

by Anonymousreply 172March 29, 2023 2:51 AM

I keep tabs every time he takes a shit.

by Anonymousreply 173March 29, 2023 3:07 AM

R172 the current round of England games are over until summer. Now for Jack there’s a few days recovery, and the next fixture for Man City (1st of April) vs. none other than Liverpool. Which if Jack & Hendo both play will prove verrrry interesting...

by Anonymousreply 174March 29, 2023 3:47 AM

Jack's ass was designed for taking loads.

Specifically, MINE.

by Anonymousreply 175March 29, 2023 11:44 AM

Thanks R174. I'll check my Saturday schedule.

I can always find him by saying "Manchester City" into my remote - but those overseas games were difficult to find.

by Anonymousreply 176March 29, 2023 7:10 PM

Never seen a man with a waist that tiny and pretty before. Could probably wrap two big hands around it while you pound.

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by Anonymousreply 177March 30, 2023 2:59 AM

R175 alright calm down Skip, we know to whom Jack belongs and he does too ;) don't be too jealous!

Can't deny that his beautiful arse is more or less universally utilitarian in design, either. It's like a miracle of nature, the way it expands and contracts to fit, self-lubricates, tastes sweet like honey, lasts and lasts...

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by Anonymousreply 178March 30, 2023 3:23 AM

Well Jack spanked Hendo today, and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 179April 1, 2023 3:40 PM

ESPN loves our goal-scoring Jack! Good work today - we can just imagine what he's doing right now to celebrate!

Nice panty line on his team mate!

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