Benedict Cucumber.

Good actor, good voice, good sense of humor, cunt wife, what's not to like?

Tall, luscious voice, beautiful skin, quirky, a quite good actor.

Lots of fraus find him attractive, OP. I think he looks like a toe.

Never cared for his facial appearance in the slightest although a best friend of mine went ga-ga over him years ago.

I will offer though that the facial hair is easily the best thing Cumberbatch has going for him in terms of his looks at this point in his life.

You're a Cumberbitch.

How you say?

You say kew-kum-bah, Hilaria.

Very sexy in a sadistic bullying way in “Power of the Dog.” Love the scene where he bathes in a creek and then rubs himself with his dead mentor’s bandanna.

Sam Elliot was full of shit.

Nepo baby. Explains a lot.

Sometimes he does

and sometimes not so much

He has weird eyes, but I think he is otherwise hot. I found him very sexy in "The Power of the Dog".

To answer OP’s original question:

Because you’re legally blind.

BeneDICK CUNTerSNATCH

I think he's okay but his popularity with straight women makes him less appealing to me.

[quote]Your twelve year old nephew

Always hated that kid.

He's hot

I think he's the opposite of attractive. In fact, I could imagine getting shivers of disgust thinking of him coming in for a kiss. Bleccccch.

He seems to be intelligent and to have a sense of humor.

OP- I find him quite a bit HOMOSEXUAL

No one has mentioned his big dick?

He's the very definition of a lovey: so privileged he has no idea how privileged he is. He also married a woman who looks like his sister, so--narcissist.

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His mother, Wanda Ventham was a great beauty

Power of the Dog

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Sadly for him Benedict Cumberbatch favors his father Tim Carlton

That picture at R23 is possible the best one of her I've seen. Usually she has kind of a pretty but tacky '70s look. I think he looks like both his parents.

He's not a conventionally handsome man, but he's a sexy man. (He has a nice slim body.) And he's a very good actor, and I also like that he keeps his personal life and his politics so low-profile.

Very hot at r24!

Way hotter as Dr Strange.

I think it's because of the hair

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[quote] Power of the Dong

Fixed that for you.

Wanda Ventham tacky? Never!

Ok, maybe sometimes Wanda Ventham when young had an off day.

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For sheer camp fun catch Wanda Ventham and Horst Janson in "Captian Kronos - Vampire Hunter". For most of film if one looks carefully it's not much of a mystery which side Herr Janson leans to....

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Alien face.

He looks almost exactly like his father.

He's a mixed bag, OP.

Cumberbatch has the face of a goat. Seriously - look at him, think of a goat, and you'll see the resemblance. It makes him look Satanic, which can work in some roles but is generally not attractive.

He is a good actor, though, and has a very nice body. He's well-proportioned, so he looks good lean and slim or muscular. The beard is becoming and he carries his age well. See? Mixed bag.

R31 in his nude bathing scene in The Power of the Dog you do see his cock, but it's very brief and mostly obscured by the mud he's covering himself with. At R24 it's slowed down and you see it flop up while he's rubbing mud around his groin. It looks adequate to me. He also has a classically beautiful male body.

OP, are you the troll that people are complaining about for starting stupid threads?

I can't quite tell.

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I can never remember his name so I just call him Cumberbitch Wonder Hole. Somehow I never forget that!

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Bendydick Cumonmybaps was a nickname of his at his fancy boarding school. His name is awful.

[quote]£150 min fee up to 1/4 Page.

Ben is expensive!

R9 - Not too much so. His mother was Wanda Ventham, a very modestly successful and quite beautiful blonde actress in the 1960s best known for her role in one sci fi tv series "UFO". She had a minor career in tv and film, working far more in the former. His father was an actor with very little to speak of as a stellar career. The father comes from a distinguished background. BC gets his starry blue eyes from his Mum. They may have given him quite a bit of insider tips, but it isn't remotely like being born to Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise or Madonna or Jamie Curtis. BC's parents were very small fish in a very large pond. And they took every scrap of work they could get, including tv commercials, to pay his school fees.

Hardly out of the Jarrow, for sure, but he worked, as he put it, for about ten years at "small roles in big films, and big roles in small films" before he hit Sherlock., which put him on the map.

Not quite the same as that hijus daughter of Madonna at ALL.

It's unfair of me, but I disliked the movie "August: Osage County" so much, everybody who was cast in it, except Chris Cooper, is on my shit list.

I do acknowledge Cumberbatch's talent, but, I don't care for his looks.

I love Chris cooper. He’s great in everything.

[quote] Why do I find him oddly hot?

Because he is, OP.

R24 his movie, Power of the Dong, looks interesting.

R52 he’s British. so it’s probably power of the - uncut - dong. It looks more than adequate.

Is he from Gabon?

Sexy in POTD.

R27- She looks very attractive in that photo and I don’t find what she’s wearing at all tacky.

If want to discuss TACKY view fashions from ca . 1987.

He and matt gaetz could play Beavis and Butthead.

Ugly, alien, goatman from hell is about right. Deep voice can be sexy, but overall he does nothing for me.

Benedict and Betty Gilpin need to play siblings in a movie or tv show.

Because he is "oddly Hot& sexy". I don't know why I want to Fuck him, but I do-really hard and dirty!!

I'd fuck him and part of the reason I would is his apparent intelligence and his sense of humor.

I have never thought Benedict Cucumber is ugly. But then, I'm an extremely handsome 10/10 so I'm very generous to those lower on the scale. After all, is there really any difference between a 4 and 7? That far down from 9 or 10, the person is going to need other qualities, and that can be enough.

It's the enormous frontal lobe

R62 A friend once remarked over drinks, "Of course, you want someone with a sense of humour, intelligent, someone you can talk to and trust [pause] And then, there are just some people who you don't care if they watch The Flintstones at breakfast."

He has resting smug face. I never really liked him as an actor or a person.

His voice is magnificent -- particularly enjoyed his voicing of Smaug the dragon, for which he also did the motion capture, and Sauron in The Hobbit films.

I had a fb for over a decade who looked like him. He had a magnificent ass i was totally addicted to.

Never thought of the "frontal lobe" descriptive language but totally get it as well as the "resting smug face" thingy.

More, please!