Customers first!

I prefer this McDonalds training video/film from 1972.

This video causes me to laugh so hard I piss my pants

Fuck the customer

“Well, you can shove that coupon up your ass… or just use it next time!”

Li like the cashier better when she’s being sassy

I LOVE Joan. Especially when she grabs that assholes groceries off the conveyor belt and throws them back into his cart. Because he felt entitled to ignore the "10 items or less" sign.

The Chicago accents in that video sre priceless.

They snuck in a lezzer and a fruit at 1:40

I want to see the Well I Never In All My Life lady go through Cuntessa Cashier's lane.

[Quote] Well, you can shove that coupon up your ass… or just use it next time!”

Jewel obviously chose Kathy because of her bitchy “kiss my ass” acting ability.

What about that rough looking old bitch who wants her groceries re-bagged? She didn’t seem very pleasant to be around with her cigarette deepened voice.

Correction I meant Joan not Kathy. I don’t know who the fuck Kathy is but Joan. Joan she’s the bitch with the special kiss my ass attitude.

F stands for FUCK

That checkout gal reminds me of Florrie. Jerri Blank was based off of her.

OMG and the hair! Tragic.

The only person with decent hair is the black guy.

The 10 items or less guy should have bought a chin.

10 items or FEWER, goddamnit.

Could Joan's uniform be less flattering? It fits her like gunnysack.

Jewel insisted their employees ALWAYS looked like pure shit.

This smock wearing dyke has a split personality. I kinda like it.

"Could you help me find the canned, bean sprouts?"

I think the gray haired lady who wants that black stud to re-bag her groceries in paper bags is such a bitch! It radiates from her. She really needed to be put in her place.

R12 fresh or canned?

Light years ago, while applying for a cashier job, they had me complete a pre-employment questionaire. First question asked if taking a candy bar without paying for it, constituted theft? I remember thinking, WTF?

R22 I hope you responded NO.

The 80's intro music was rad! Ear worm, I can't get it out of my head. Jazzercizey.

"A smile can fix about anything. Just remember to smile first, then you can shit on their day."

R23, I'm not that smart. I said yes and they hired me. I was probably eating a candy bar during the process.

Kathy Could be Patty Duke Astin’s Sister!

Fuck Customers!

Oh I'm sorry. Could I please have paper bags?

I'm sorry too, lady. You want paper bags? Here. You can have ém. Once they're bagged. I'm done.

How do you like this weather?

Bean sprouts???

Frugal gay guy: Wait a minute. That's not the sale price. It's supposed to be $2.49.

Joan: (displaying dramatic facial expressions) Terrific. I got a lot-a people here. Why don't you save it for the next time, huh?

Customers first!

I worked in a bookstore when I was younger and absolutely hated the retail training programs, which were totally detached from reality. I remember how one of the recommended greetings for our customers they taught us at those things was: "Hello Sir/Madam, how can I help you to brighten up this cloudy afternoon?" I wonder if the person who came up with these silly greetings ever set foot in an actual store.

Joan is like me