Remember this, while in your tiny kayak

An amazing image of a fearsome creature

How’d you get a pic of Cheryl getting out of the bathtub?

[quote]Remember this, while in your tiny kayak

Quite possibly my favorite thread title in the entire history of the Datalounge.

That's a really. terrifying face. For me to poop on.

Hoopoe baby birds invented that. Don’t sweat the technique. This video is hilarious.

^^ Attenborough most likely noped out of that narration job. It would be hilarious to hear him narrate the hoopoe bird documentary though

It works. That's how I got Jason to move out.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel, OP.

Just poop - It'll be alright R8

Please rename this RACIST shark!

That photo has nothing to do with the bird pooping on the shark. The actual pooping bird video is far less exciting.

LINKING TO AN 8 MINUTE VIDEO.

On a shitty shitty site that is overloaded with advertisements and popups.

For crissakes OP - How much time do you have to kill?

Please specify the moment in this direct link. Thank you.

I haven't experienced an ad or a pop-up on any website since Adblock+ started a decade or more ago.

That video is insufferable mostly due to the irritating droning on of the millennial sounding douche bro who’s going to make sure he beats you over the head about his drone footage of something he’s “been studying for years” (i.e. 9 months tops). It goes on for at least 8-10 minutes and I never saw any bird, just a swimming shark or two as the vocal fry millennial douche bro droned on and on and on and on……….

Ah, the old merd ploy.

Eat...My... Shit.

This video popped up on my feed recently. And while i believe splashing would make things worse during a shark encounter, I would be too busy shitting myself to turn around and try to gently push it away 😄