DeSantis Wears Lifts Inside Cowboy Boots to Appear Taller

All short politicians do. The worst sin any man could commit is to be short.

And a bullet proof vest. Dreadful, little man.

Marco Rubio is the only other short politician I can remember wearing cowboy boots, R1.

Does he wear them in his special white go-go boots too?

Oh, silly me, he has his white thigh-highs for some extra height in those.

[quote] The worst sin any man could commit is to be short.

A small dick and/or a loose sloppy hole would beg to differ.

In every presidential election, the taller candidate wins.

DeSantis is toast if he manages to get the nomination (which he won't).

He also stands like tRump, leaning forward to hide his gut.

Isn’t he an eye talian?

Don't forget these!

IMO, he's sneaky in everything he does.

Miss Rhonda had simply read that white boots were trending

R8 We’re not all assholes. A lot of us are short though.

He should invest in a commercial grade faja.

Fuck this fat cunt.

He needs a girdle more than he needs pumps 😏

[quote]We’re not all assholes. A lot of us are short though.

Today on average Italians are taller than Americans.

Height is the least of his shortages.

Doesn’t everyone wear heels to make themselves look taller?

I try to but they turn into flats pretty quickly after I get into them.

I bet he has a Trump-size cock

^ When you're married to a failed beauty queen who's channeling Eva Peron you can bet it's a 🍄

A guy from Florida walking around in cowboy boots?

He wears clothes weird too. I can’t describe it but it looks like he’s not comfortable in clothes, Maybe the demon inside him never wears clothes in hell.

Lord Farquaad:

[quote]He wears clothes weird too. I can’t describe it but it looks like he’s not comfortable in clothes,

He’s short and fat.

I'm wondering where he sources his human skins. They are not very well fitting.

It’s not just that r24. He’s a very strange entity.

r20 I can't stop laughing at his whore wife thinking she'll Jackie her way into the White House.

Small man.

Small mind.

Microscopic dick and balls.

What's not to love?

Short men don't look good in suits.

Only Republicans politicians wear cowboy boots to increase their 'height'. The Democrats are screwed because they don't have footwear of their own with a flattering heel height.

That’s cool OP. We’re still voting for him. But keep trying.

High heels!!! Is he a drag queen?!! Arrest him!!! NOW!!

Perhaps he’d appear taller if he lost 50 lbs, as well as losing all of the stupid bullshit executive orders he slings upon Floridians on a regular basis, instead of getting down to business and actually governing, as he was elected to do.

R29, Al Pacino, RDJ, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Holland and Tom Cruise all look amazing in suits.

I am 5'5, so to look good, I need to have great tailoring. My 6' husband just buys off the rack, no tailoring needed. Such is life.

"We’re still voting for him."

Speak for yourself, cuntessa.

Idiot. Just ban pictures altogether.

R31 = DeFuckto (is that sad, fat creature still around?)

R34, they have or had nice tight little bodies. Plus they aren't MAGA politicians.

You're not r31. The Cult has spoken and he is not of the body. You'll just have to vote for the convicted felon. Sorry.

[QUOTE] I am 5'5, so to look good, I need to have great tailoring. My 6' husband just buys off the rack, no tailoring needed. Such is life.

He’s clearly cheating on you, R35.

r41 Nah...22 years and still great sex! Plus, I am gifted with a cock out of all proportion, thanks be to my father, I guess.

For someone who hates drag queens, he sure loves his high heels

Like a Rhinestone Cowbooooooyyyyy

[quote] DeSantis Wears Lifts Inside Cowboy Boots to Appear Taller

Psst, it isn't working.

Haha her Watergate salad colored polyester capelet with the nipple darts and illfitting gloves are making me laugh harder than her fat faced husband. How embarrassing! No wonder they're so horny for fascism

Marco was hawt back then and he claimed the boots and heels were a Cuban thing.

I am afraid DeSantis just isn’t electable. Short fat men do not get elected to the presidency in the late 20th/early 21st century.

He’s not fat anymore. His doctor got him on Ozempic.

A two-inch boot heel, in a boot hiding a two-inch lift, makes Meatball 4 inches shorter than he appears.

These boots are made for walkin'

[quote] A two-inch boot heel, in a boot hiding a two-inch lift, makes Meatball 4 inches shorter than he appears.

That's the rub. He's killing his arches for no reason -- he LOOKS short regardless.

He can wear Spice Girls platforms — still won’t make up for that Kermit the Frog voice. 🤣

Has he lost weight? I think he has.

Lol that face has considerable bloat

The last hundred years of cowboy boot design built up the heel. New York Times just now notices.

Lyin' Ted Cruz always wears cowboy boots with lifts in them. So does Julian Castro but even with heels and lifts, he's still only about 5'2".

Is he still eating pudding with this fingers?

r58, PUDDIN' BOOTS !!!

He and Trump are on Ozempic. I wish them onlu but the worst 9 day constipation followed by inexplicable fire hose farts. They deserve it

[quote] Is he still eating pudding with this fingers?

Yes, but he's classy now - he lifts his little finger while doing it.

It's almost as if Trump had had a love (!?) child with Minnie Pearl.

I can only imagine the prep for the interview and his handlers telling him: "Remember we showed you that human being expressing that emotion? It's called laughing - give it a try!"

He's going the same way as Rubio in 2016. Coming off as increasingly pathetic, odd, and unable to land a decisive hit against Trump. Worst of all, he's becoming forgettable.

The only thing possibly stemming his increasing irrelevance is his obvious moves towards fascism has he tries to bludgeon Disney with the power of the State.

Even more pathetic.

He soft launched his campaign. The result? He lost 20+ points on Trump in the polls.

Meh. I'm already 6 feet tall and while I won't wear a shoe with a tall heel I have worn 1 & 3/4" lifts in my shoes that put me right around 6'2". I only do it occasionally when I need an emotional boost. A literal boost does wonders for your ego.

Once I forgot and went to a doctors appointment where they weighed and measured me. They made me take my shoes off. The nurse gave me serious side eye. It was embarrassing.

But when you're already 6' tall nobody even notices 2 extra inches. In height.

If they made penis lifts, I'd probably invest in one!

Establishment Republicans are quickly finding out that he's a full-on Monet.

Do a lot of 6 footers wear lifts? That’s a bit odd.

[quote]Do a lot of 6 footers wear lifts? That’s a bit odd.

Probably not, but being 6'2" is fucking AWESOME. I'm jealous of guys who naturally are. I have a friend that is 6'7" and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. He can't fly coach. He can't even fly economy plus.

[quote] "I am 5'5, so to look good, I need to have great tailoring. My 6' husband just buys off the rack, no tailoring needed. Such is life."

And forget gaining more than 5lbs if you don't want it to show, R35. I can lose it pretty fast, but if I'm not paying attention...it seems to pile on even faster.

I wonder if Marco Rubio with his big muscles could beat up beefy DeSantis...🤔

Ron D's jackets don't fit... making him look even chunkier.

Men of every height look good in well tailored suits.

Rhonda always looks like a fat turd that won't flush no matter what he wears.

Did Marco wear those heels to the foam party?

Marco didn't wear anything to that party.

And Joe Biden has hair plugs. So what?

Fuck your feelings, R76.

Fuck your facts, R77.

He's so fucking ugly and stupid looking.

Joe Biden once looked like this.

^ Biden was a hottie!!!!

boots u say

I would love for him to be sitting in that chair only wearing the boots. As I approach, he slowly opens his legs to reveal his big, beautiful manhood hanging in waiting for me to get down on my knees and rub it all over my face before tasting it.

R83- fuck off marjorie taylor pipe bomb

R83 if you would suck ron desantis‘s dick, you would suck a dogs dick

R83 = Miss Lindsey Graham

R82 The only way to fix that is to roll him into the juicer. I’ll summon the Oompa Loompas ASAP.

R44

Waldorf Salad?

Nope

I've said it on here before: DeSantis looks like a manatee, poorly disguised as a human being.

The 237 fat creases in his forehead and black, cowlike eyes give the disguise away, though.

He just looks like a fat fucking asshole to me.

The manatees do not claim him.

[quote] Ron D's jackets don't fit... making him look even chunkier.

I agree. The way he wears those jackets reminds me of my aunt's ex-husband. Always wore ill fitting suits that made he look fatter.

It's not just the boots: why do neo-fascist politicians all seem to have small short-fingered hands ? Is the cruelty embedded in their political platform RETRIBUTION on mother nature for some bodily shortcomings or what?

Short, small-dicked men are often mean as hell and take their misery out on everyone around them, R94.

Even his haircut is awful. He looks at least 20 years older than his supposed age.

Hog service yum

He's really getting chubby. I wonder if he can still see his penis? Can Casey even find it?

He’s getting schlubby.

"Getting?"

I must correct r3. Rubio was on Fallon and said they were Florsheims. Jimmy said he had the same pair, as do I. They are Florsheim Motorcycle boots.

Florsheim makes motorcycle boots? Never heard of 'em.

I have a pair of Red Wing motorcycle boots (waterproof!) and a Clark's Norton pair and a Sketchers pair of Harley knock-offs that are my main riding boots.

I suppose Florsheim motorcycle boots are for people who don't actually ride motorcycles.

At least Reagan looked like the things he pretended to be.

[quote]It's not just the boots: why do neo-fascist politicians all seem to have small short-fingered hands ?

It's an evolutionary trait. It's to spare women the indignity of having them shoved too far into their vaginas.

He's a fucking crook but shrewder than Trump.

Casey looks like if one of those two young Italian hookers from S2 of "White Lotus" moved to the States and found a socially challenged, mean little guy with Napoleonic complex to marry and manipulate while climbing socially.

DeSantis is an angry little man: petty, thin-skinned, intolerant, arrogant, dim, disdainful of his opponents and excessively sure of his own abilities. He’s unfit for public office and a perfect reflection of Republican voters.

He’ll be president before the end of the decade.

If he becomes POTUS, he'll be worse than Trump.

So far Trump is beating him for the GOP Nomination.

Rhonda DeSatanist = Short & Squat, a Big Fat Snot

r106 That's perfect!

The new photo of him sullenly eating pizza with that Klan of Karens is hilarious

A man that short will NEVER be elected president of the US.

Americans have a Bill of Rights because of James Madison at 5 feet 4 inches

Ah, but people in general were shorter then.

I want to see him finger scooping pudding while wearing those white boots! That’s a campaign ad!

The faces tell everything.

OP- I'm more interested in knowing what he does to make his COCK look bigger.

Years of pulling and pumping it R118. It's like a club.

[quote]Haha her Watergate salad colored polyester capelet with the nipple darts and illfitting gloves are making me laugh harder than her fat faced husband.

This was her in 2002 at the College of Charleston, R46.

[quote]Casey Black of the College of Charleston (on right, with "Snaffle") will get to ride at regionals in the walk-trot-canter. Black pointed into novice during the Charleston show on November 23rd.

source for the image at R120

So motherfucking what? You stupid Mrkans are the only ones with this stupid obsession with male height (especially political leaders). Women wear heels, yet nobody bats an eye, yet men can't do the same because it's perceived as sign of "insecurity"? Why? Not every fucking male out there is gonna be a 6 footer and height Is completely determined by genetics. Savages!

R122, Poppa Smurf! You're alive!

I imagine R22's rant delivered in some Germanic accent, maybe Dutch?

R123 Would love to be how tall you are, you stupid Mrkan

The US is the only country in the world where people care about the height of a political leader, as if he had to become a model or basketballer. Where everything under their stupid 6 feet (what does that even mean anyway? Again, them stupid Mrkans are the only ones using that stupid metric system) is seen as short, no matter whether it's 1.82 or 1.42. Them Mrkans are the most ignorant, stupid bunch on the Planet. So stupid in fact that they shame men over their heights as if they could be controlled!

R122/R125/R126 must be a hit at parties. Canapés can be served off the top of his head.

There's something pathological about Mrkans' obsession with male height, which doesn't happen anywhere else in the world (lewk at the size of European heads of State). Heightism should become a crime, especially because no one can help their height, whereas them stupid obese Mrkans could sure as hell control their weight

Little known fact: the Lollipop Guild secretly chooses all of Europe's leaders. You can look it up!

R116, PUDDIN' BOOTS!!!

The funny thing is, it’s so apparent he’s compensating. If he was 5’ 3” and hung like a horse he wouldn’t be doing this.

He's basically Merv Griffin.

Now I can picture Puddin'Boots in large white Turkish towels at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Honestly, he should just change his name. President Puddin’ Boots sounds lovely.

6-foot-2 Justin Trudeau is the tallest leader in the G-7.

No man with even an average dick acts the way he does.

M-I-C-R-O-M-E-A-T-B-A-L-L

Apparently, Dumbvida is a big fan of DeSantis. She even made it to an article in a Danish newspaper talking about DeSantis' visit to Vegas (behind the paywall, but linked)

Partially translated from the article: "Another elderly woman named Davida Rochelle who has arrived with 10..." 10 what? Friends? Farm animals? Personalities inside her head?