On Patrol: Live renewed for another year

Time to get under his desk and suck.

Dan is a big sexy muscle stud.

A few things about this show as compared to LivePD.

One, they seem to be showing juvenile suspects way more often then on LPD.

Second, incidents involving doorbell cams and home cameras being used for evidence are way up.

Third, a large percentage of the citizens seen on camera are verbally saying they do want to be on camera. This was rare on LPD.

Of course, two and three go together. One thing I will say is that the OPL crew respects these citizens wishes. On LPD the cameramen would do everything they could to get the citizen's face on camera.

Four, Dan, Sticks and Curtis all look good in tight shirts.

In all serious: Are Hispanics known for being half-deaf, because it seems every time there's a noise complaint about music, it's almost always Spanish-language music

I like Deputy Dylan Lee from Berkeley County S.C. who queens it up all over the screen.

^Deputy Lee needs to work on his Spanish.

Why do so many suspects smoke?

Lot of sexual chemistry between Dan & Sticks.

I do love a vascular jew.

I’d love to worship Dan and Sean off camera at the same time

[quote]I like Deputy Dylan Lee from Berkeley County S.C.

He’s single, too.

For a while there, they picked the hottest cops to ride with.

That’s starting to wane a bit.

What does Dan have to do with this show? He’s not well health wise. Looks like the walking dead on tv. He already had ball cancer.

Dan goes after liberals every night on his show.

Deputy Lee needs to pump up his muscles. He scrawny.

No, that pic is terrible. It doesn’t do him justice at all.

He’s actually buff and when he wears his hat…*swoon*

Dan looks goooood there.

I FAP whenever I see Dan.

I’m not putting you guys down, so please don’t think that, but I just don’t see it with Dan.

He looks like a geek to me.

R4. Saturday night they rolled up to a "noise complaint" my first thought was "Bet it is Hispanics." Yep. They also never can speak English. Or so they say.

Are we on Cops again?

Live PD should have never been canceled

R22 I loved Live PD. The Bridgeport (CT) Police didn't even make it a season on that show. After eight episodes they were gone. Way too hardcore for the image Live PD wanted to put out there.

Saturday night at the end of the show they arrested a fat fit black guy who had his sweatpants down below his butt. A very nice backside!

It was several minutes of full moon ... they will prolly blur it when they show the rerun this Saturday afternoon.

[quote] fat fit black guy

With an emphasis on the fat.

Average shows last night - but Deputy Lee was back from vacation!

Some fat old guy was masturbating in his van. The officer wouldn’t touch the guys license. lol He told him to just hold the license up because he didn’t know where his hands have been and wasn’t going to touch the license. Too funny.

There is also youtube, Just last night I watched this graduate of the George Floyd School of Dramatic Arts

So that black guy and white guy in the pickup truck from last week where the white guy was arrested for narcotics, that was a hookup, right?

I thought the pill they were talking about was a Viagra but they never said.

R28 is a sad excuse

Is masturbating in a van frowned upon by police?

I liked it when a cop pulled up behind a parked pickup, aiming his gun & shouting, “Let me see your hands.” The pickup was empty except for a barking dog.”

By at least one officer last night R31.

With all his puns, Dan Abrams should have the Bennett Cerf seat if they ever reboot WML.

Dan makes me go into suck mode fast.

New episodes in less than 30 minutes.

Nobody has an opinion or answer about r29?

How tall was that self-described pretty boy who was afraid he'd be stabbed in jail & wanted a hug?

No Deputy Lee on Saturday night. :(

Dan and Sticks are frisky tonight

I wonder if I send a video of me Flashdancing (like it’s 1983) to Dan Abrams, if he’d fap to it?

I suppose he would.

Provided fap means puke.

[quote] Dan and Sticks are frisky tonight

They need to get a room.

Where the heck is Deputy Lee?

Hope he shows up tonight.

I learned on this show one who kills a K9 officer faces the same kind of legal jeopardy as one who kills a police officer.

If smoking commercials were banned on television because they depicted smoking as glamorous, all the smoking on the part of those who are stopped should be an example of how unglamorous cigarettes are.

Dep. Lee was back!!

But we're not "riding with" him, so we don't see him as much. Him and his combination of sexy and cute.

The dude from Wilkes-Barre is pretty hot too.

Deputy Lee was prancing about quite proudly for a lot of Saturday night's episodes. And he was wearing his short sleeved shirt uniform to show of the tattoos on his left arm.

And dem guns.

I’d like to steal Dan’s used underwear to goon to

Dan had some of those Gummy ED Bears the other week throwing them around.....

Curtis Wilson often seems to feel like a third wheel in the presence of the charged Dan/Sticks bromance. “You guys.”

Yeah, as nice as Curtis seems to be, he offers nothing for the program.

Dan/Sticks make me moist - down there.

All I do is think about giving Dan oral sex under his desk.

Dan wore green underwear yesterday and he showed viewers

Is love to wallow my face in dan’s underwear

Have any of you rubbed one out watching Dan? I sure have!

I want Sticks to grudge fuck Dan on the table while Curtis does the Crime of the Day segment. Just as Sticks blows his load all over Dan his says "Danny Brown is racing somewhere."

LivePD was better. Some of these depts are downright boring

No Dylan Lee again tonight......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I gotta say that I think Dan has become an insensitive asshole since starting this show. I don't see how it's funny mocking some homeless guy with a completely shit life. He's become a right-wing, elitist asshole. A privileged dickhead handed a cushy life and he's coming up with dumb puns to ridicule some of these people who clearly have awful lives.

It's not unknown, R63, for people to tend to adopt the ethos of those with whom they associate. Dan's become immersed with the cop mentality, so that may inform the attitude you describe.

r63 get a grip.

R64, what I've noticed is that he's adopted that ethos to the point that he doesn't even sound like someone trained as an attorney at times. I recall him speaking about someone the cops were talking to as though the man were already guilty and it turned out he was completely innocent. He's become such a cop fangurl that he pushes aside basic rights of a suspect.

I'd like to get a grip!

On Deputy Lee!!!!

They can’t believe there is actually a viewer named Bill Lingus. Dirty minds! Dan I eat ass!

^ And a dog named Conor Lingus!

I can't watch till tomorrow afternoon - watching some NCAA.

The cops are much uglier in this show than LivePD, that's why someone as average as Lee is considered hot but you desperate queens.

I recorded the taped version (12:00 pm EST) & I'm almost at the halfway point & there've been no commercials. Dan says there going on a break, but the show resumes immediately. What's going on?

During the live version, there were no commercials, but they did break. You just saw this the whole time instead of ads:

Does anyone want to be worshipped?

I’d like to do something nice for Dan that he would appreciate. Same applies to Sticks.

Without commercials, my recording of the 3-hour program ended at 2:15.

On Patrol the movie

Dan Abrams played by Ellen

Sticks played by Brigitte Neilsen

Curtis: RuPaul

On Patrol Saturday night

Dan standing at the desk (pantless)

Sticks sitting at the desk (pantless)

Curtis sitting the desk (pantless)

Me on my knees with a horny suck-mouth

Dan can piss in my mouth

Dan's imitation of Ellen was actually pretty good!

I’d suck off officer Garrison

I hope that carjacker in SC loses his leg. It's a shame he didn't do society a favor and die in that accident.

Well since we can't have Deputy Dylan Lee - I have transferred my interest to Chris & his son Joe Benson of Wilkes-Barre.

Joe doesn't wear a wedding ring.

That's the dude I was talking about at r48.

Tonight there will be a hot cop sitting by Sticks tonight as a surprise cop guest.

Dan is so cute!

Dylan was back on both shows this weekend!

Hurray for summer uniforms.

Dan is my fantasy “daddy”. He can force me under his desk and I will suck.

Dan Ábrams is a propagandist and in bed with Saudi Arabia.

[quote] Tonight there will be a hot cop sitting by Sticks tonight as a surprise cop guest.

He said he took a Spanish-speaking course directed entirely to cops. When Sticks asked him what he learned, He said, "Hola." Sticks said he learned that on Dora the Explorer! The cop broke out laughing.

Where has Sticks been this summer?! Other than appearing the weekend of this rebooted show's 100th episode a few weekends ago, he's been missing. The show's not the same without both Dan & Sticks.

I heard he’s doing another gig now.

^ Temporarily? Is he coming back?

Dan is hot as fuck.

Can't get over Sticks' weird Heat Miser hair.

Nobody knows

He's a legal commentator on ABC News and has been for awhile. He does both jobs.

Dan is a bit too thin. Eat a burger and fries every once in a while. Face is drawn.

[quote] He's a legal commentator on ABC News and has been for awhile. He does both jobs.

Don't sell Dan short. He's got many more jobs. With his love for puns, I also see him in the Bennett Cerf seat if there ever was a reboot of What's My Line.

R96 Dan does a lot more than those things!!

^ He's replaced James Brown as the hardest working man in show business.

Yure tellin' me!

I still want to service Dan bad.

Dylan Lee & Carly Drayton are my favorites in the field.

Back after two weeks & still no Sticks.

Sticks is no longer on op live

^ Not so, according to this article from a month ago.

Sticks is back this weekend.

Carli Drayton & Devonte Carr have a child together. Why are they riding together?

What major city - as Dan described on the year-end show -will they now be following?

Deputy Lee is now a canine officer with his own dog.

These bootlicking propaganda shows should be banned from air.

Dan has one foot in the grave. He already lost a testicle to cancer. He’s MAGA now and looks like a skeleton.

He’s not MAGA, R112. But he does have a significant number of MAGAts in his audience to whom he feels the need to deliver some red meat.

Dylan Lee appears to have lost a lot of weight.

R111 R112 misanthropes

R113, he is definitely MAGA. I know his family personally.

Do you also know his father, Floyd Abrams, R116, a longtime liberal attorney?

I’ve listened enough to Dan Abrams to know he’s too much of an equal opportunity offender to be neatly pigeonholed as a MAGAt. And that is damning with faint praise.

Uh, R117?

[quote]Floyd Abrams (born July 9, 1936) is an American lawyer. A member of Cahill Gordon & Reindel since 1963 and currently senior counsel, he has argued in 13 cases before the Supreme Court of the United States. Abrams was co-counsel to The New York Times in the 1971 Pentagon Papers case, and represented Judith Miller in the CIA leak grand jury investigation, Standard & Poor's, and Lorillard Tobacco Company among others. He also represented Senator Mitch McConnell in the Citizens United 2010 Supreme Court case.

Reagan demon stooge Elliott Abrams is his cousin.

And Dan was ALWAYS a smug right-leaning cunt--even in his early career at CourtTV.

Terry Moran should have Dan's career.

He may be right-leaning, at least on some matters, but that doesn’t mean he’s a MAGAt. I guess I’ve heard him too many times demolish the arguments of MAGA callers.

R119 go jump into the Hudson River tonight

[quote] What major city - as Dan described on the year-end show -will they now be following?

Las Vegas.

Sticks will be back this weekend. Pledging to shave Dan.