DJ Alok needs to be inside me.

Have you booked your flight to Brazil yet?

What about a zombie Swedish DJ?

It could be fun....

OP, I thought for a second you meant DL fave Alok Vaid-Menon!

Is he a DJ, or is his name DJ?

He is a STUD

Lucky wife!

Seacow lusting after straight white guys again. Or as we call it on DL, a typical Tuesday.

That's the first time I've been accused of being ED*win. Yay!!!

[quote]Seacow lusting after straight white guys again. Or as we call it on DL, a typical Tuesday.

BTW, you should charge rent, I don't even think this guy is around anymore, but he is clearly living rent free in your head.

I like him better with longer hair.

Of course no one on the DL cares about his music =

Is he white?

Maybe he's blite, r12.

He's not even white adjacent.

So the Ocean bovine troll can STFU and get some mental help.

Obv FTM. Good luck.

Someone's obsessed with this sea cow person.

[quote]Obv FTM. Good luck.

Well, give me that FTM anytime, even with the tragic tattoo.

FTMs look so good these days. You can barely tell they are actual girls.

"He" probably used "his" fake penis to make "his" kids.

all the failed women lusting after the straight guys

So, gay men = failed women?

R19 FTMs can have kids. They can use their vag for delivery.

What's with you and FTM, r22?

R22's mom is probably mtf.

R24's mom was that famous walrus killed in Europe recently. RIP, Freya.

I love my big fat trans mom.

FTMs rule the fucking world. Three holes to give the world.

Sorry, trans obsessed, he was born a boy.

OP- Honey wake up

He’s a total BOTTOM

You do know Avicii is dead right?

R21 - the gay men who are only attracted to the straight men are failed women

We have sufficient of you, r31. Bye!

[quote]You do know Avicii is dead right?

And?????

He lives near me here in São Paulo, Brazil. Yes, he is white. And yes, he is a biological man.

Sells himself as straight, has kids and all, but I'm not sure.

Hotter Brazilan bros out there

R32 - r21 asked a fucking question, i answered. Keep ur bullshits to urself

FTMs have gotten so sexy these days but you can still tell.

That's a whole lotta bland in OP's link.

He’s got nice lips 👄

But is he a Deejay DJ?

When someone types "Alok," this is what comes to mind.

Petrillo? Is he Sophia's great grandson?

Picture it: Sicily, 1917: A ravishing young femmina dreams the impossible dream! A life in Brooklyn! Several children, one of them not so beautiful but not the worst roommate in the world! One day, a great grandson who is also a great granddaughter! All true! Dream big, kiddos!

Excellent nipple placement and areola size.

What a woman!

Agreed. She is quite hot and passable. Hope she dilates every day.

BT at OP / R11, did you listen to the new song our friend DJ Alok released four days ago? You've gotta hand it to this bitch - he IS the sound of Brazilian house, especially São Paulo house right now, from our clubs to the world; I sincerely wouldn't pick any other track over this one tonight.

Success, bitch!!!!!!!!!

This is it: you'll find me DEAD on the dancefloor at Blue Space, bitch, surrounded by the motherfucking popo, as soon as work is finished tomorrow. It's been entirely too long.

I surrender to your dream man, BT.