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DJ Alok needs to be inside me.


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by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2023 6:06 AM

Have you booked your flight to Brazil yet?

by Anonymousreply 1February 14, 2023 6:20 PM

What about a zombie Swedish DJ?

It could be fun....

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by Anonymousreply 2February 14, 2023 6:24 PM

OP, I thought for a second you meant DL fave Alok Vaid-Menon!

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by Anonymousreply 3February 14, 2023 6:26 PM

Is he a DJ, or is his name DJ?

by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2023 6:42 PM

He is a STUD

by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2023 6:48 PM

Lucky wife!

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by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2023 9:47 PM

Seacow lusting after straight white guys again. Or as we call it on DL, a typical Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2023 9:50 PM

That's the first time I've been accused of being ED*win. Yay!!!

by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2023 9:51 PM

[quote]Seacow lusting after straight white guys again. Or as we call it on DL, a typical Tuesday.

BTW, you should charge rent, I don't even think this guy is around anymore, but he is clearly living rent free in your head.

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2023 10:04 PM

I like him better with longer hair.

by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2023 11:08 PM

Of course no one on the DL cares about his music =

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by Anonymousreply 11February 14, 2023 11:09 PM

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 12February 14, 2023 11:12 PM

Maybe he's blite, r12.

by Anonymousreply 13February 16, 2023 1:10 PM

He's not even white adjacent.

So the Ocean bovine troll can STFU and get some mental help.

by Anonymousreply 14February 16, 2023 1:16 PM

Obv FTM. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 15February 16, 2023 1:17 PM

Someone's obsessed with this sea cow person.

by Anonymousreply 16February 16, 2023 1:19 PM

[quote]Obv FTM. Good luck.

Well, give me that FTM anytime, even with the tragic tattoo.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 17, 2023 11:23 AM

FTMs look so good these days. You can barely tell they are actual girls.

by Anonymousreply 18February 17, 2023 11:28 AM

"He" probably used "his" fake penis to make "his" kids.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 17, 2023 11:36 AM

all the failed women lusting after the straight guys

by Anonymousreply 20February 17, 2023 11:52 AM

So, gay men = failed women?

by Anonymousreply 21February 17, 2023 11:56 AM

R19 FTMs can have kids. They can use their vag for delivery.

by Anonymousreply 22February 17, 2023 12:10 PM

What's with you and FTM, r22?

by Anonymousreply 23February 17, 2023 12:41 PM

R22's mom is probably mtf.

by Anonymousreply 24February 17, 2023 12:42 PM

R24's mom was that famous walrus killed in Europe recently. RIP, Freya.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 17, 2023 12:45 PM

I love my big fat trans mom.

by Anonymousreply 26February 17, 2023 12:49 PM

FTMs rule the fucking world. Three holes to give the world.

by Anonymousreply 27February 17, 2023 12:52 PM

Sorry, trans obsessed, he was born a boy.

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by Anonymousreply 28February 17, 2023 12:55 PM

OP- Honey wake up

He’s a total BOTTOM

by Anonymousreply 29February 17, 2023 12:59 PM

You do know Avicii is dead right?

by Anonymousreply 30February 17, 2023 1:38 PM

R21 - the gay men who are only attracted to the straight men are failed women

by Anonymousreply 31February 17, 2023 7:33 PM

We have sufficient of you, r31. Bye!

by Anonymousreply 32February 17, 2023 7:35 PM

[quote]You do know Avicii is dead right?


by Anonymousreply 33February 17, 2023 7:39 PM

He lives near me here in São Paulo, Brazil. Yes, he is white. And yes, he is a biological man.

Sells himself as straight, has kids and all, but I'm not sure.

by Anonymousreply 34February 17, 2023 7:52 PM

Hotter Brazilan bros out there

by Anonymousreply 35February 17, 2023 7:58 PM

R32 - r21 asked a fucking question, i answered. Keep ur bullshits to urself

by Anonymousreply 36February 18, 2023 5:14 AM

FTMs have gotten so sexy these days but you can still tell.

by Anonymousreply 37March 14, 2023 10:07 AM

That's a whole lotta bland in OP's link.

by Anonymousreply 38March 14, 2023 12:38 PM

He’s got nice lips 👄

by Anonymousreply 39March 14, 2023 12:41 PM

But is he a Deejay DJ?

by Anonymousreply 40March 17, 2023 4:50 PM

When someone types "Alok," this is what comes to mind.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 17, 2023 4:58 PM

Petrillo? Is he Sophia's great grandson?

Picture it: Sicily, 1917: A ravishing young femmina dreams the impossible dream! A life in Brooklyn! Several children, one of them not so beautiful but not the worst roommate in the world! One day, a great grandson who is also a great granddaughter! All true! Dream big, kiddos!

by Anonymousreply 42March 17, 2023 7:36 PM

Excellent nipple placement and areola size.

by Anonymousreply 43March 17, 2023 7:51 PM

What a woman!

by Anonymousreply 44March 19, 2023 1:36 AM

Agreed. She is quite hot and passable. Hope she dilates every day.

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