The cringe is strong.
What happened to his muscles? He looks puny!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 14, 2023 6:02 PM |
He also shared this and she looks like she’s 12
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 14, 2023 6:04 PM |
Well she does have smaller boobs than he does. So
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 14, 2023 6:05 PM |
I know she’s 25, but why does this feel so cringe? Its like he’s dating Elliot Page circa Juno
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 14, 2023 6:07 PM |
She could do better. And yeah, she reminds me young Elliot Page and Emilia Clarke a bit
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 14, 2023 6:39 PM |
He's just trying to make it clear to Lizzo she will NEVER have a chance with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 14, 2023 6:52 PM |
Leo dates much younger but they are all tall statuesque women… even when henry cavill “dated” that 19 year old she was very tall and well-built
She’s just so tiny and childlike
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 14, 2023 7:06 PM |
Chris Evans hasn't been hot since the early 00s when he starred in those dumb paycheck movies and showed off his body. Captain America 2 was the height of the character's popularity in the MCU and that Marvel money allowed him to keep things tight and blonde while he was under contract. Now you can see how smoking has aged him even faster. His hair has thinned, his lips are less full, and his skin is less luminous. Ever since I saw Chris and Scott's average dicks, I've moved on. Doesn't he also have herpes?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 14, 2023 7:06 PM |
[quote] She could do better.
He can do better.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 14, 2023 7:07 PM |
Wow, Chris is pathetic.
It's like when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch because he was so "gaga" for Katie Holmes.
Yeah, right.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 14, 2023 7:21 PM |
ALBA: Why did you date me?
EVANS: Maybe I just wanted a little publicity.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 14, 2023 7:24 PM |
Does anyone know how to get vomit out of a raw silk shirt?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 14, 2023 7:26 PM |
The gal pal looks like Elliott Page before he cut ‘em off.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 14, 2023 7:36 PM |
She's gorgeous in Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. I think SHE can do much better.
What's in this publicity stunt for her? Isn't he kind of washed up?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 14, 2023 7:42 PM |
Latching onto a fading A list actor is the typical way an ambitious ingenue announces to Hollywood that she will do ANYTHING to get ahead. Think of Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow.
If you look at Leonardo’s young girlfriends, you can see even HE doesn’t date ingenue actresses. It doesn’t benefit him.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 14, 2023 8:02 PM |
Nice cock at R8.
I'd slurp it down in a second!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 14, 2023 8:07 PM |
The last 20 years have not been kind to Chris.
He's gone from really hot to really not. Anxiety and self-medication are killers.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 14, 2023 8:12 PM |
I find him more attractive these days. More adorable. 😳
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 15, 2023 1:16 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 15, 2023 3:32 AM |
I prefer his brother Scott. A bit beefier and a nice fat cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 16, 2023 2:41 PM |
This guy and the Wolverine fag whose name I can't be bothered looking up, always insist on their devoted husband routine.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 16, 2023 2:43 PM |