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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Volodymyr Zelenskyy

International Head of State Edition

by Anonymousreply 15February 13, 2023 9:00 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 1February 13, 2023 4:45 PM

Justin Trudeau is not the head of State in Canada, King Charles III is.

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2023 4:46 PM

Fuck Trudeau. THAT ASS! Marry Macron. I assume he lives well. Kill Zelenskyy. With apologies as I admire and support him very much.

by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2023 4:46 PM

R2

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by Anonymousreply 4February 13, 2023 4:49 PM

R2 Nobody wants to fuck that clown.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 13, 2023 4:51 PM

Trudeau - he's reasonably attractive, but insufferable, so fuck.

Zelenskyy - he's a Jew, I'm a Jew, so I can stay within the tribe if I marry him. Plus, he'll probably be dead soon, so I won't have to put up with him for very long.

Macron - I don't find him attractive at all. Plus, he's French, so he probably has awful hygiene. KILL.

by Anonymousreply 6February 13, 2023 4:52 PM

Can I fuck them all first, then decide?

by Anonymousreply 7February 13, 2023 5:04 PM

F: Emmanuel

M: Justin

K: Trump

by Anonymousreply 8February 13, 2023 5:07 PM

I agree with r7, preferably all at once.

by Anonymousreply 9February 13, 2023 5:10 PM

How about just fuck, fuck, fuck.

by Anonymousreply 10February 13, 2023 6:30 PM

Fuck all. Marry all. Kill none.

by Anonymousreply 11February 13, 2023 6:33 PM

Justin Trudeau - fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Emmanuel Macron - fuck fuck fuck fuck, kill the wife, marry

Volodymyr Zelenskyy - fuck once out of curiosity.

by Anonymousreply 12February 13, 2023 7:01 PM

Kill all of them. Eww...

by Anonymousreply 13February 13, 2023 7:06 PM

Trudeau and Zelenskyy can creampie Macron's p'tit fion. I'll felch it out of Macron and slather it on his gros teub so he can destroy ma chatte.

by Anonymousreply 14February 13, 2023 7:12 PM

Same as R1, but I would kill Putin.

by Anonymousreply 15February 13, 2023 9:00 PM
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