Shitty Actors Who Should Have Just Done Gay Porn

Taylor Kinney

Steve McQueen Jr = Corbin Fisher or Sean Cody

I’ll add Kellan Lutz = Falcon

Jesse Metcalfe

Both Cam Gigandet and Sean Faris, who starred in a flop movie together. It should have been a porn.

Scott Eastwood. Period.

Not an actor but a failed reality TV star who should have done gay porn.

R6 His daddy was a hustler and kept boy, so it just be the family biz.

Kellan is hot and runs the range of emotions from A to B. He’d be perfect for gay porn.

R9 Right? He missed his calling.

[quote]Not an actor but a failed reality TV star who should have done gay porn.

In that same vein: Evan Marriott, aka Joe Millionaire, who has aged HORRIBLY.

Brandon Routh. Bryan Singer chose him because he probably truly just wanted to do a gay porn version of Superman.

[quote] Brandon Routh. Bryan Singer chose him because he probably truly just wanted to do a gay porn version of Superman.

He was chosen not only because he's incredibly handsome, but also because he's a talented actor.

Nico Tortorella

R12 Singer should have just made twink porn. He only made one truly good movie and that was The Usual Suspects. Everything after was living out his perverted fantasy with Hollywood money

That twink hottie from True Blood, Ryan Kwanten

Trevor Donovan is a great looking guy, worked out body and probably gay…and he’s no thespian. Why wouldn’t he?

Near Down Syndrome-level IQ Kellan Lutz and his equally stupid wife, Brittany Gonzalez, are Christian fundamentalists.

At this point, Zac Efron. He’s not a horrible actor but none of his movies are worth watching. I’d rather watch him get fucked by Kellan Lutz.

[quote] Trevor Donovan is a great looking guy, worked out body and probably gay…and he’s no thespian. Why wouldn’t he?

Is he "apart" of the team?

And that slightly older hottie from True Blood, Sam Trammell

R16 I’m with you 1000”%. He’s model gay porn material.

Trevor showing off his acting skills

R18 So are a lot of gay ex-porn stars.

Aren't most gay porn stars failed actors and models anyway? Many seemed to start out as hustlers from some bumbfuck town trying to make it in acting and modeling and got so hooked on drugs, they went into porn to support that lifestyle.

Cody Christian = Noir Male

R25 Which reminds me.

Sean William Scott.

Gary Sandy from WKRP

R25 I think some of these guys today would have done gay porn or OnlyFans today given the climate. Guys like Jesse Metcalfe were just the equivalent of todays Instagram / OnlyFans models.

R28 For sure. He already had the wardrobe down.

The actor who played Ken Cosgrove in Mad Men, Aaron Staton.

(He's actually a pretty good actor, but I just want to see him getting railed)

Dylan Sprayberry = fucktoy for the Maverick Men

R32 Wow that’s not a gay porn star? Lmao

R29 Yes exactly. Look at most Instahoes/TikThots and OnlyFans models, many in the past would have been in teen movie schlock or soaps on the The WB. The accessibility of social media allows for easier fame and stigma towards sex work has loosened. So very attractive and talentless people have a much easier time getting the fame and money they want from social media rather than the hard work and effort of going to Hollywood or NYC and having to go through countless auditions, live in poverty trying to afford a place to stay and dealing with pervy producers just to get thrown away for the next best thing.

Pretty much the entire cast of Teen Wolf

I’m the first to mention Eddie Cibrian? Really?

Yes!

R36 Eddie is a fine line cause he was a soap opera actor. I don’t know if they should count because hot and talentless is a major factor on soap shows lol.

Michael Beck from Xanadu

The young Scott Caan.

Click through to see the whole thing.

Soap Operas count - to which I’ll add Steve Burton!

I’ll add Ivan Sergei from the 90’s.

I can picture the scene of him bottoming for Chris Steele in my head right now.

Chad Michael Murray

Alex Pettyfer

Ian Somerhalder

Gary Sandy at r28 would have been right at home as part of the Old Reliable stable of porn models. Right era too.

R43 Chad MM has some nice big suckable nipples that old be a fan favorite in gay porn.

All those Warner Bros. contract players (and their ilk) from the late '50s/early '60s. Of course there really wasn't any gay porn they could've done at that time, but many of them were hot into the '70s and '80s.

We're talking Robert Conrad, Troy Donahue, Anthony Eisley, Roger Smith, Edd Byrnes, Tab Hunter, Hugh O'Brian, Van Williams, Will Hutchins ... this list goes on forever.

Casper Van Dien

Total waste! Should have done gay porn at his peak.

all the hot Latino back-up dancers from Don't Tell Me

in a big orgy scene

Ezra Miller

Eric Balfour

Most of the Baywatch cast:

David Charvet

Jaason Simmons

Jason Mamoa

John Allen Nelson

David Chockachi

Would have been a total Falcon Studio babe.

why do you do this? you realize that some of these men probably hang out here and there is nothing worse than being insulted publicly by your piers. And I'll bet most of you know that because it happened to you while you were growing up. But now you're supposed to be adults.

[quote] here is nothing worse than being insulted publicly by your piers

Oh, dear, there is something much worse.

R51 Agreed but Jason Momoa can’t count! He’s Aquaman.

R53 Now I have to figure out which actor you are.

Chokachi doesn’t even need a new porn name.

Lucky Vanous, the Diet Coke spokesmodel. He tried a traditional Hollywood career but he was only good at taking off his shirt.

R53 It’s not too late for any of these shitty actors to start gay porn and get the ball rolling again.

So grab a camera and get to work Kellan!

They’re hanging out by the piers?

Peter Horton from thirtysomething

spoiler alert:

(they made the right call when they killed him off in that car crash on the icy road)

Bye Gary!

R60 It’s definitely Kellan.

Mario Lopez

R53 "being insulted publicly by your piers"

Andrew Keegan. So much that Teenage Caveman was just an excuse for Larry Clark to get him naked.

If these guys had done gay porn, I’d still be watching their movies.

James DeBello. He did a number of relatively low-budget comedy and horror teen movies in the late 90s to mid-2000s, usually playing one of those frat-boy types who like to play beer pong. He was not only hot, but he had a sexy voice as well.

More of James DeBello: click on the link and scroll up to see his pic.

For the record, I think James DeBello is a pretty decent actor. It’s just that he—and, perhaps, his agent—made the bad choice to cast him in a lot of teen movies, and he wound up type-cast. One of his best movies was probably his dramatic role in “Crime and Punishment in Suburbia.”

Romeo Miller

Josh Henderson..

Christopher Atkins....

The entire male cast of Teen Wolf. Not a straight one in the bunch.

Henry Cavill.

Jacob Young

Maksiim from Dancing With The Stars on Treasure Island Media!

Hunter Doohan or any of the ugly male actors in Wednesday. Whatever studio does THEYporn....LoL

Jonathon Schaech. That’s a horrid pic of him, but I practically instacummed from his bathing suit scene in How to Make an American Quilt.

Sam Smith. Oh wait. You said actor

Chace Crawford

Matt Dillion. Video proof of his hotness and blatant stupidity.

Connor Jessup

R80 = Yeah. Chase Crawford is a good one. Total idiot...Video.

Brant Daugherty before Hallmark made him a 'star.'

Power bottom at Falcon?

R47, Casper Van Dien had some straight sex scenes that were basically soft porn. But unfortunately not gay scenes.

R50, Eric Balfour also did a soft porn movie called "Lie With Me" where the actress plays with his cock. Once again, it's a shame it wasn't gay.

Logan Lerman

Chord Overstreet

Well he already knows how to unhook a belt r84.

R25 That's sorta porn ho Colton McKeon story. He failed at trying to be a "mainstream" actor then later went into porn.

R88 I remember when that scene with Brant aired, thinking this guy is quite experienced.

Logan Lerman is a good one. So fem it's almost an insult for him to ask us to pretend he is straight. Even Brad Pitt couldn't salvage his career.

Elijah Wood. Another fem closet case who cannot act. The sad part is when EW comes out he will say something stupid like "I've never hidden being gay".

Tom Holland and his ballet slippers.

Steven R. McQueen is gorgeous.

R53 thanks for the laugh!

No one mentoning DOOL hottie Chandler Massey?

[Quote] Brandon Routh. Bryan Singer chose him because he probably truly just wanted to do a gay porn version of Superman.

Thank God that didn't happen with me. I got it based on sheer talent.

Ryan Paevey. You may not know him, but millions of Hallmark Channel viewers do.

R92 Tom is not very bright but he is very very very delicious and cute, and it's lovely to see him twirling around.

[Quote] The entire male cast of Teen Wolf. Not a straight one in the bunch.

Except Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Hoechlin are straight. I think Tyler Posey having an OnlyFans is as good as it will get with that cast unfortunately.

R98 = Sorry. Wrong. They are both bi but straight? No girl. Sorry. Tyler is going to be lucky if he has a job this time next year. CW is moving into their cheap game show phase soon and Superman ain't part of the plan. And Dylan was supposed to be a movie star after Maze Runner and that was a lifetime ago.

[Quote] Sorry. Wrong. They are both bi but straight? No girl. Sorry.

Bi? No, that would be Posey and Sprayberry.

[Quote] Tyler is going to be lucky if he has a job this time next year. CW is moving into their cheap game show phase soon and Superman ain't part of the plan. And Dylan was supposed to be a movie star after Maze Runner and that was a lifetime ago.

None of that means they would actually consider doing gay porn.

Josh Bowman, and that’s pretty much a porn star name akready.

Greg Sulkin

Jordan Elsass, Lollipop Boys

Beau Mirchoff giving porn star realness here.

RomCom costar with Beau, Brett Davern. He looks like he’s getting fucked in the hot tub here already.

Nico Greetham has a sleepover with Dr. Wolf in FunSized Boys.

Bryce Hall for Broke Straight Boys

R106 Supposedly 5'10", so not exactly "fun" sized, but he definitely must be immediately gay-sexed to exhaustion.

R105 He's found just the right position for the water jet - hopefully someone will help him after he passes out.

R106 LeGrand Wolf is listed at 6’6” and shot with the right angles it will look convincing enough.

Kellan Lutz was gorgeous but his career went nowhere. Not even willing to show his ass anymore now he's married. Only aired the old fartbox once (from the side) to paying viewers. What a waste

Pano Tsaklas for Treasure Island Media

All 3 of the jocks from Sixteen Candles who toss the nerds into the trunk of their car. Or even the jock who was doing chin ups with the costar of that film. Hell, throw in that guy too!

Kyle Allen for Corbin Fisher

Nolan Gould for Boys Halfway House

R115 He does look in need of a firm hand.

Hunter Parrish for Sketchy Sex.

K. J. Apa for FraternityX

R117 Nah, let the Corbin Fisher boys have him.

R118 He should be gang-banged in the name of all gingers.

Matt Lanter.

Totally 90s/00s athletic twink bottom for Falcon...or vers bi bottom for Corbin Fisher...or resisting slave for Tom Ropes McGurk. The perfect bottom boy to a Tom Chase or Jason Branch aggressive-but-loving daddy type.

Not an actor (though from his theatrics, you’d be forgiven for thinking otherwise), but footballer Jack Grealish makes millions for being a mediocre spare-part benchwarming athlete, when he’d sooner deserve his obscene money working like the slut he is anyway. Those stunning legs were built to ride cock and get paid for it.

R122 He is quite the slut - hopefully someone suitably well-hung from the team is giving it to him.

R122 He looks like that pornstar Paddy O’Brien

Matt Lanter is beautiful. Didn't he also get himself a good Christian wife?

The master thespian known as Chet Hanks pulling his best Chav cockney accent in a Triga production.

R124 Paddy does resemble Jack quite a bit! Both Irish lads with a great tan who like getting railed, aren’t they ☘️

Jack’s a lot smaller and slimmer and prettier, though. And I think he is more of a dedicated enthusiastic bottom (only topping he’s ever done is in the Premier League playing footy)

Jimmy McNichol

[quote] Didn't he also get himself a good Christian wife?

R125 Unfortunately, yes. Like so many of these pretty boy actors, they far too often are Evangelical Christians.

Poor Matt L. had some obstructed bowel medical emergency a year ago or such, and hasn’t be seen in ages or seems to be much beyond just voice acting.

Michael Cimino for LatinBoyz

George Sear for EnglishLads

Heck, these guys should at least do straight porn or those late night soft porn cable movies, although showtime and skin-a-max, I mean cinemax went legit and those great movies are no longer shown or made.....

jason sarcinelli, t.j. cummings, and frankie cullens, were the 3 b-level actors that reigned over these movies on cable... t.j. cummings having done both actual hardcore straight and gay scenes.

Froy Gutierrez (of course).

Quintessential Helix twink (of which there a few there that actually look like him). Or maybe a Corbin Fisher boy now that he's muscled up a bit. Perhaps a perfect twink slave to Jason Branch in a Tom Ropes McGurk dirty dungeon BDSM scene. But overall, most definitely one of those boys at any of those Daddy-Son/Daddy-Twink companies (since we know that's already his bag anyway).

Alan Ritchson for Sean Cody.

Andrew Shue for Falcon

MEN Studio's fourway with Big Time Rush.

OMGBTRFML!!!

Helix presents the man with the perfect pron name..........Ethan Wacker.

John Schneider - he has the biggest dick.

R131 Michael was really slutting it up at the NY pride parade. Who knew his body had gotten that good!

Aaron Taylor-Johnson. He's an okay actor, but really all he wants to do is have people admire his body.

[quote] Poor Matt L. had some obstructed bowel medical emergency a year ago or such, and hasn’t be seen in ages or seems to be much beyond just voice acting.

R130 Yeah, he's recovered and seems back to normal now. He can be seen on his instagram account pretty regularly (and even more so on his wife's who basically exploits their entire marriage and family life for her "lifestyle influencer" brand)... but yeah, unfortunately he hasn't done much on camera work since Jupiter's Legacy bombed in 2020. Hopefully he gets cast in something soon.

Here he is just a few days ago (still gay porn material even in his daddy era) -

A lot of these very attractive and rather workaday actors of no special note are normal people, probably nice folks, and not shattered people who might or should do porn.

Nic Hamilton for Bentley Race

Lucas Hedges won’t go all the way, but will do a racy photoshoot for RedHot100

Cameron Monaghan will do RedHot100 as well.

Taylor Frey for Mormon Boyz

Lucas Till

Pastor Carl Lentz & Justin Bieber for YesFather

GoGo Boy, escort and currently on the Young & Restless, Julian Larach for Boys for Sale

Thom Bierdz would have done well at Vivid Man, Catalina, or one of the other big studios in the late 80s early 90s. Recall, he even renamed himself "Zoey Drake" for awhile.

Massive loads caught on film in gay porn classics.

Christopher Sean for Corbin Fisher or Peter Fever.

Cameron Dallas for TwinkTop

Ryan Phillippe is the ultimate for me. He would've been the biggest twink gay porn star of all time, an absolute legend.

Come on you need to at least honor Ryan with an actual image and one from 54 at his most twinkiest.

Thread Closed

R153 Christopher Sean is not a shitty actor, though.

Maxwell Caulfield owns this thread.

His performance on "The Colbys" would have been painful to watch, had he not been such a hot piece of ass.

And you know you're a shitty actor when your career highlight is "Grease 2".

Rory Gibson was made for porn. His bad acting and femininity would surely be an asset to any Mormon Boyz production? He looks like the hot gay guy who doesn't know how to suck a dick but thinks he is amazing at it.

[quote]And you know you're a shitty actor when your career highlight is "Grease 2".

I beg your pardon!

R149 = Yes for Lucas Till...Here is Lucas in a hoodie,13 years ago totally off script and fem...Fun Trivia---->>Lucas and Blair Redford (both in the video) are part of the "Friends of Bryan" club. DL knows what that means...

r160, Noah and Chance should have been the new hot couple.

Jace Norman, that bimbo twink who played Henry Danger on Nickelodeon. Which btw in its late seasons was a very homoerotically-coded show.

R163 = Yeah. I remember when Noah returned and was having those "unseen" hookups when he first showed up in GC and I really thought they were going to "surprised" viewers with a gay or bisexual storyline. But it never happened..

Let me think…

6'5" hunk Derek Theler

R167 He, Jean Luc and Tahj were the main reason I watched Baby Daddy.

R151 Larach isn't "currently on" Y&R. He did one episode last month with a few more lines than an underfive. That's it. His character wasn't given a last name and doesn't even live in Genoa City.

And Larach's already appeared in fan-page porn. According to posters at LPSG he seems to be getting that removed now. But I saw the clip of him getting fucked by Austin Wolf in a porta-potty in Provincetown. How special! .. lol .. And the ones where his face was not shown on James Tyler (StudTopJames) page were clearly him because of the distinctive scar on his lower back.

Jace Norman has no other career prospects. I feel sorry for him. Nickelodeon isn't exactly known for making twinks rich. Apparently he is already going back to the sad troff of Henry Danger and it ain't pretty. He is going to be 45 sitting in a comic convention peddling signed photos.

Jace practicing for his POV OnlyFans jack-off.

Can't argue that a lot of these guys weren't better suited to being porn stars.

But to rain on the parade a bit, even being a failed/barely-successful actor is better off financially than almost any porn star these days.

That FAG with the SCRAWNY ass

Ben Affleck

R172 Didn't porn stars make a lot more money in the 80s and 90s when they sold VHS tapes at a premium cost? Plus the escorting on the side.

Really going back in time here - Robert Rusler, best known for Weird Science, Nightmare On Elm Street 2 and Vamp. He would've been perfect for 80s gay porn.

R171 he’s...pretty. Lovely tits. And technically right on the cusp of my moral age cutoff (I can’t go lower than half my age+7). Does he have a girl/boyfriend?

R174 = Escort here from the 1990s. I was offered money all the time to do porn but the money was lousy so I never did. Plus I was making decent money escorting, traveling and doing pretty good for myself. Went to school and got an education. Homeowner now. It all worked out fine. But I never fell into the pitfalls of drugs.

^now there’s a savvy, sensible and self-respecting rentboy👏👏👏

Adam Huber...Here is his casting video from 10 years ago....Hot as fuck...Actor? I think not. Another CW castoff...Also closeted.

R177, I've always considered prostitution to be a potentially powerful and wildly lucrative occupation. That is if one can somehow manage to stay sane, get in-get out, prepare for a legitimate/legal career and avoid drugs & alcohol.

It sounds as if you succeeded. Congrats.

R179 Adam Huber. Shirtless.

R180 Porn is essentially an advertising for escorting, if you’re one of the smart ones.

I work a bit in the industry and men are hard to come by - gay or straight. It might seem like there’s so many out there but it’s really dry.

I think the biggest issue is men who are good looking and fit are driven by insecurity more than attention whoring.

It’s shocking but a lot of fit guys are like Henry Cavill. They were chubby as kids and now they’re in shape and are too shy and insecure to get naked.

With women you could be 400 pounds and still get an audience. There’s probably more BBW female models out there than there are fit sexy men. I’m not kidding lol.

Men also have a lack of understanding of self exploitation. They only know how to exploit so exploiting themselves terrifies them.

Miles Teller for Treasure Island Media

Ryan McPartlin for Sean Cody

[quote]The entire male cast of Teen Wolf. Not a straight one in the bunch.

Daniel Sharman is supposedly straight.

R185 = Daniel Sharman with fellow Heterosexual Max Carver. Two straight men. One in his underwear and one buck naked!!. You got me!!.......I don't understand how anyone can look at the guys from Teen Wolf and see anything BUT gay. I didn't watch the show but I certainly have gaydar.

Are they still together---I mean in a straight way. Of course.

R186/R187, I'm not sure whether Daniel Sharman is straight which is why I used the word "supposedly". He's supposedly dated women in the past and on his podcast with his friend he claims to have had sex with women. But on the other hand, he is almost 37 and is still unmarried without kids. And he is also friends with Julian Morris & Landon Ross. So he could very well turn out to be gay or bi.

This list is extremely accurate. Add Steven Strait to the list and Max Irons.

R189, I agree with Steven Strait. Max Irons has some acting ability.

[Quote] I don't understand how anyone can look at the guys from Teen Wolf and see anything BUT gay. I didn't watch the show but I certainly have gaydar.

If by gaydar you mean wishful thinking.

The entire male cast of The Covenant.

R192, luckily all of them have at least shown their naked asses on film.

Who cast the Covenant?..Castro Street Productions? Closet case Sabastian Stan was also in this skin flick.

R192 that's actually one of my top favourite movies and I was obsessed with it as a 16 year old gay teenage boy. But yeah, they all should have done gay porn.

R190 okay that's true a bit with Max. I admit it's more about me wanting to see him in gay male porn. 🙊

R196, Max showed his naked ass in "The White Queen" and in "Condor". 🍑

I swooned as a gayling watching Dallas. JRs long lost son (and Calvin Klein model) Sasha Mitchell. Here he is shirtless. Could not act but sure had a nice body...

R197 yeah I watched Condor. His ass is muscular.

Kellan looks so fucking hot in the video OP posted, holy shit he looks like Prince Charming himself. He would be a billionaire if he did gay porn at the height of his beauty😄

R170 apparently Jace even produces the spinoff show to ‘Henry Danger’. Guess someone at Nick felt bad about him getting paltry residuals after nearly a decade of work for the channel, and threw him a bone.

Atm he lives in WeHo. Is he actually gay?

A lot of the extremely hot gay porn superstars of the 70s, 80s and 90s would likely be Instamodels or TikTokers and continue to serve high-end clients. Social media was the greatest invention for hot but lazy people. Acting, modeling and porn require way more effort than the actual pay-off.

90s pretty boy Jason Behr. His career never took off like I thought it would. He’s still a decent looking middle aged man

R203 that's because Jason screwed over his agent and it got him blackballed for a time.

Bryan Greenberg as Colby’s brother, Travis Keller.

Well, where’s there’s a Bryan Greenberg then there needs to be a Jon Foster for Men.com as well!

I could see Greenberg’s OTH costar on the Sean Cody couch.

A thread in which we can lust over hot guys while trashing their acting abilities at the same time.

Perfect DL thread!

I don’t think he’s been mentioned yet, but Mason Dye for Corbin Fisher belongs here, though technically he gets lumped in with the Teen Wolf boys from his brief sojourn there.

And speaking of tertiary Teen Wolf boys, we can’t fail to include Cody Saintgnue for Jock Studios!

I actually laughed at how bad Craig Horner is when I watched this show. That distant, confused look is as far-reaching as his acting goes. Made me think he wasn’t pretending and was actually getting distracted. The camera man waving something shiny [italic]whistles[/italic] “Hey Buddy, look over here!”

[quote]Nico Tortorella

Give him time. Would you be surprised if he opened "Nico's Pansexual Playhouse" on Onlyfans tomorrow?

I wouldn't.

Calvin Klein underwear model, TV Beastmaster, and soap opera actor, Daniel Goddard.

Back in the day, he used to remind me of porn star, Gabriel Clark, only Australian instead of French Canadian.

^^^ Maybe it was the medallion Gabriel wore.

Soap actor Brandon Beemer

Matt Lattanzi, absolutely Matt Lattanzi.

Damn. This thread wasn’t what I expected 😔

Matt LeBlanc

[quote] Matt Lattanzi, absolutely Matt Lattanzi.

But we got his brother Chris (allegedly)!

Over 200 posts and nobody mentions this former stripper, aging like Charles Dera, looking like he now does porn for Chi Chi LaRue as a "professor helping a new student".

“Starring Falcon exclusives, Todd McKee and John Allen Nelson.”

Aaron Hernandez, who still would have killed a few people and ended in true gay porn star fashion, dead by his own hand after an altercation with police.

At least we would have had a fantastic catalog of Raging Stallion, and then Raw Fuck Club scenes if he did porn. A sad, missed opportunity.

Agreed R222. Too bad there were no phones to record his prison romps.

Joey Lawrence

R224 Throw in little brother Matt too. I'm still hoping for a reboot of Brotherly Love with tons of shirtless scenes.

Claissc 90s Falcon - Jason Gedrick would have been a star

I don't understand HOW Matthew Lawrence makes money in 2023...Or Jace Norman...Or Logan Lerman..Don't give me the "good investments" fake story when they never made millions in their careers. I want to know---no---I take that back----this is Datalounge!!!...I have the RIGHT to know!!!

R227 Logan was in actual movies though, he looks like he comes from a rich family to me. Jace has Nickelodeon money and didn't end up hooked on drugs. Henry Danger was a huge show and ran super long like iCarly plus he can shill crap on Instagram and TikTok. He was promoting apps he was investing on talk shows. As for Matt, who knows?

Jack Falahee. After inching out of the closet this queen went right back in....Good Riddance. He isn't exactly getting hotter either.

R228 = Look, I appreciate the answer. But if you think Nickelodeon handed some generic replaceable blonde twink (Jace) millions of dollars or even residual rights on Henry Danger--you are just wrong. That's not how it works. Jace didn't create anything. He is a paid actor.

R230

[quote] But if you think Nickelodeon handed some generic replaceable blonde twink (Jace) millions of dollars or even residual rights on Henry Danger--you are just wrong. That's not how it works. Jace didn't create anything. He is a paid actor

OK when did I say that?

And why do you think he'd be broke and struggling? Is Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Josh Peck, Victoria Justice, Avan Jogia etc broke? Jace was on Nickelodeon sitcom for six years. He got a paid decently and more than likely had good parents who put that money away for him as a minor and let it grow over time. He is still working as an actor and he promotes products on his social media. His show didn't even end that long ago. So what are you talking about?

Honestly I can see why many of these guys couldn't be big movie stars. They're way too goodlooking to be relatable. They'd make the male audience insecure as their girlfriends/wives lust over them. The everyman look is more appealing where the face isn't that beautiful, could even be homely but the body is muscular. Straight men are obsessed with having big muscles, less so pretty face and hair.

[Quote] Is Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Josh Peck, Victoria Justice, Avan Jogia etc broke?

Shockingly out of that list Victoria is rumoured to be an escort.

R233 = I have a feeling if you scroll up from this thread you might find a few more..These C-List actors who haven't worked for years must be doing something to keep their lights turned on.

To pull a Hannah Baker, “Logan Lerman, you don’t belong on this list.” (Dylan Minnette doesn’t either as well)

[quote]“Logan Lerman, you don’t belong on this list.” (Dylan Minnette doesn’t either as well)

Ooh. Wouldn't they have made nice porn together!

I know DL likes to have conspiracy theories. But not every actor is fucked up and delusional and lives like a king. The actors who have some brains and a sense of realism understand they are living paycheck-to-paycheck and surround themselves with smart people to invest their money and let it grow. Some of these guys may come from upper middle-class or rich families too. The only reason to be whoring yourself is you choose to live a luxurious lifestyle beyond your affordability or you get hooked on drugs and need to afford that. LA is cheaper than NYC apparently too.

This might be cheating because he IS a good actor.

But Michael Biehn’s career didn’t take off the way it should have which is why I think he should count.

Like does this face not scream 80’s Falcon porn star?

like Michael Biehn should have been in a “locker room” getting nailed by Jeff Stryker

Milo Ventimiglia. Played Gay. Cannot act. Even 20 years later. Bonus Points Video = he tries to kiss a guy..

Milo going gay in another movie. Oh my.

[quote] Honestly I can see why many of these guys couldn't be big movie stars. They're way too goodlooking to be relatable. They'd make the male audience insecure as their girlfriends/wives lust over them. The everyman look is more appealing where the face isn't that beautiful, could even be homely but the body is muscular. Straight men are obsessed with having big muscles, less so pretty face and hair.

This doesn't make any sense, as most of Hollywood's big movie stars were never "relatable". That was never the point until maybe recently with these Gen Z kids and social media.

And I doubt the male, or female, audience would have any issue with it, as they love stars like Pitt and Cruise and McConaughey and more. Celebrity as always been about 2 things - those you want to aspire to/live vicariously through...or those you want to fuck. But you've got to have that 'it' factor. Most of the names listed here just don't have that.

Parker Young, George Stults and Chris Lowell for Active Duty

Nolan Gerard Funk for OnlyFans

These two in a Helix brother pron.

R102, Gregg Sulkin did at least pose for Flaunt a few years ago in which he showed the outline of his kosher cut cock:

[Quote] The actors who have some brains and a sense of realism understand they are living paycheck-to-paycheck and surround themselves with smart people to invest their money and let it grow.

And most of them attend as many conventions as possible.

God, I love this thread. Great examples with linked photos and a thread title that keeps the straights away.

How does a post like the one at R248 get 15 likes in 20 minutes?

R249, SC BB porn featuring Jarek in his prime, is my guess.

Damn, that was a hot scene. Shame about the prison time robbing us of his best years. All of that could've been avoided if he didn't switch over to using condoms again at Randy Blue. Instead, Jarek should've made a bb video with his brother at SC.

R249 I think it's because people were agreeing with the comment about the thread's title and keeping straights away.

R249 = I gave him a thumbs up because I assumed he was thanking ME for my contributions to this thread. (Milo). That is a lot of thumbs up in an hour tho.

R241 not to put brakes on the sexy talk, but ‘Must Be The Music’ (1996) is one of my favourite all-time gay short films. Whenever I see the short, I find myself wishing it has been a tv series (perhaps it was intended as a kind of test pilot?), and I believe the scope was there to expand the plot and the world to make that happen.

It’s fluffy and juvenile and nothing deep, but it’s a perfect little snapshot of 1990s teen life in L.A., and so charming and watchable besides. Director Nickolas Perry makes L.A. look like a glowing, warm, sweaty and hazy paradisial playground, but one that is shadowy and intensely claustrophobic at points too. It’s quite immersive. Even the sound design and soundtrack draw you in, with echoey, sharp and punchy house tracks that don’t let you forget that the story is about raw young lust & heartbreak.

The characters have mad chemistry, especially Milo & a young Justin Erich (WHET?) as frenemy besties. Even better, the characters aren’t highly-stereotyped glitter femme babygays, or uniformly beautiful twinks—in fact they’re mostly rather boyish and straight-passing average teens who are as interested in good electro cassettes and getting stoned and joyriding cars as they are in meeting cute boys. That’s quite a revolutionary and down-to-Earth take for the 90s.

Perry captured his time and place and people perfectly, as he went on to do a few years after for his first and sadly only full-length gay teen movie ‘Speedway Junky’ (didn’t think I’d forget to mention that, did ya?), though in a rather more serious and tragic fashion.

Why did this thread get crossed out? Did the PR teams of these guys find this thread?

R231/R233 Josh Peck is currently milking the daytime TV & podcast circuit to shill his tell-all book, as Jennette McCurdy also has (hers was better).

He’s also dining out on attention from the fallout of his nasty breakup with former partner Drake Bell. That gravy train won’t last forever, though, and one wonders if he’s severely damaged his likeability and watchability for general audiences by airing all this dirty laundry. People certainly enjoyed thinking that he loved and cared about Drake, whether that was all fantasy or truth up to a point, and now Josh has burst that illusion.

It’s also been pointed out that he still dodges allegation about his former boss and mentor at Nickelodeon, Dan S chneider, and that many feel he has a responsibility to uncover any abuses that he may have witnessed or come to know about, for the safety of kids.

Oh, well. Josh has a WASPy gentile wife from a wealthy family, and has locked her down with kids, so he should make out alright.

[Quote] It’s also been pointed out that he still dodges allegation about his former boss and mentor at Nickelodeon, Dan S chneider, and that many feel he has a responsibility to uncover any abuses that he may have witnessed or come to know about, for the safety of kids.

Don't they all? I feel like Jeanette's book is as close we'll ever get to Dan being called out. Unless someone bigger speaks out like Amanda or Ariana. But as far as i can tell Ariana is still friendly with Dan 🤢

R257 yeah, it’s a little stomach-turning how they all circle the wagons. Dan isn’t worth protecting, and by not speaking up against him he’s gotten away with it and been free to ‘work with’ two new generations of kids that he may or may not have fucked up the same.

That said, if these former lead actors really were abused and taken advantage of that badly, it’s going to be painful and traumatising to speak out and relive that. All that pressure shouldn’t rest on a few young adults, especially not mentally unwell women like Amanda & Jennette.

Someone has to put a stop to this, sometime, though, and until they do all these people are complicit—that goes for anonymous crew & extras as well as famous cast, btw, given that everyone seems to make the same exploitative low pay at Nick.

[Quote] Dan isn’t worth protecting, and by not speaking up against him he’s gotten away with it and been free to ‘work with’ two new generations of kids that he may or may not have fucked up the same.

Dan must have some friends in high places and/or dirt on other people.

Ted McGinley

The Ted “TV death knell” McGinley for the millennium, James Wolk

R261 nah, Jimmy Wolk reads as too wholesome for p0rn.

Billy Magnussen

Popular (and loud) blond bottom at Next Door Studios who occasionally tops.

Michael Biehn was gorgeous and had a lot of charisma, he was great in Aliens. Unfortunately he had terrible alcohol issues and that caused a lot of problems.

[quote] nah, Jimmy Wolk reads as too wholesome for p0rn.

Use it to your advantage.

Going waaaay back, Douglas Barr from The Fall Guy and Designing Women. I had such a crush on him back in the 80s when he played Charlene's dream husband but watching the reruns recently I wonder how many dicks he had to suck to get the minimal career he had. I could totally picture him in mid-80s Falcon or Catalina titles

To me James Wlcek is one of the most physically beautiful people who ever stepped onto a stage. Never Married. DL knows what that means.

More James. Beyond sexy.

Garrett Clayton wins....actor who played a porn star, who should've just been a porn star...

...on bigbootybottoms.com!

[quote] Never Married. DL knows what that means.

"Actor James Wlcek (R) and wife Susan (L) attend the World Premiere of "Don't Tell' at the ArcLight on October 10, 2005 in Hollywood, California."

JUICY!

Taylor Lautner - and it's not too late!

R268. Great tits!

He played the gay guy in Steel Magnolias. James!!

Chris Klein

He’s kind of sexless to me so I don’t know if he would have been a good porn performer but he definitely has the shitty actor part down

Steve Sandvoss for Randy Blue.

Nick Zano for Corbin Fisher.

Jesse Bradford. He looked really cute in his speedo in 2002’s “Swimfan.”

Shane West .. I actually thought he was a gay porn actor when I first saw him.

Whatever route Cliff Jensen took would have worked.

It's not too late for 46-year old Jason Shane Scott.

Now that President Oaks has seemingly vanished, he could probably get a regular gig at Missionary Boys.

If we’re casting Daddies for Missionary Boys and other related series I give you the ultimate daddy (formerly of Dawson) John Wesley Shipp.

Not at all a shitty or even a failed actor, per se, but a sadly undeveloped one who quit the business very early and never had any ambition—Jordan Brower, of 1990s teen TV movie and TGIF notoriety.

Idk which p0rn company he’d have fit best working for once he was legal, you all know more about that than me. But he had a pervasively sweet, dreamy air of beautiful innocence about him, even juxtaposed with a grimy seedy setting.

Grant Gustin. Off Script. MORE feminine than Ross Matthews. Witness his girly high pitch bottom energy for yourself.

R283 there is nothing high pitched sounding or nothing feminine about him. This thread wasn't about listing male actors that you think are "girly" homophobe. There are heaps of masculine gay men who bottom. Bottom energy has nothing to do with femininity or weakness. You don't know anything about gay male sexuality or even male anatomy.

R284 = Are you kidding me? He is HIGH PITCHED even saying his name!!....And this thread is about SHITTY ACTORS and he certainly qualifies. Can you name ANY CW actor with an Oscar? I know plenty about "male sexuality" because I have sucked MANY dicks!!

R285 you might have sucked many dicks frau, but you just called bottom energy something girly. So you are either a frau or a self loathing gay or bi man who is a "total top"and thinks bottoms are feminine or lesser.

Yes. I am a "total top" who thinks bottoms are fem. You solved it. VIDEO = Lisping heterosexual. Such masculinity.

R287 he doesn't sound feminine. What drugs are you on. He sounds like a regular guy. Just because a guy doesn't sound like Barry White, it doesn't mean his voice is feminine.

And yeah you literally said bottoms are feminine and give off feminine energy because they are bottoms. So you have zero knowledge or experience with masculine male bottoms or masculine versatile men. You sound like a self-loathing total top who does view bottoms or versatile men as feminine. Or a frau. But I bet you view straight men who have anal sex as alpha Gods. It's actually obvious.

R288 gets off ruining threads. Sad.

R289 the homophobe at R287 ruined the thread. Wake up.

Mike Rowe in “Joe Gage Sex Files #37 - Dirty Jobs”

R288 is the arbiter of approved videos on this thread. How dare anyone show Grant Gustin acting like a girl without your approval?

Mitch Hewer. His career peaked at 20 and even then he was generic.

At least Austin Butler will have a career after the Oscars when he finds that gay porn is his only option.

Thank God for gay porn.

Everyone thought Gale Howard (Brian Kinney) on QAF was going to be the next big thing. I never did. I always knew he would fade to obscurity. I am surprised Randy Harrison didn't get bigger.

Jesse McCartney for Helix

1980 Lorenzo Lamas

Classic star who floated around and did work at Catalina, Laguna Pacific, HIS Nova, etc before helping put Falcon on the map.

R280, the closest Jason Shane Scott has come to gay porn is the "Wolves of Wall Street" (2002). It's directed by David DeCoteau and JSS appears in a homoerotic scene in which he & a group of 'wolves' strip down to their black boxer briefs and crawl across the floor:

Don't forget Jason's early roles in "Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss" and "Latter Days".

Jesse Williams 🍆

Justin Chambers. He was lousy on Another World. Not great on Greys Anatomy.

[Quote] Can you name ANY CW actor with an Oscar?

I think Michelle Williams is as close as it gets. And she was good on DC.

[Quote] the closest Jason Shane Scott has come to gay porn is the "Wolves of Wall Street" (2002). It's directed by David DeCoteau

I had no idea this movie existed until i saw someone doing a review of it. They kept pointing out how gay the movie was. And of course it stars one of the leads from Dante's Cove 🤣 The only David DeCoteau "film" i have seen is Grizzly Rage and it was boring as fuck.

That guy who played Griffin(?) on PARTY OF FIVE. I don’t remember his name. He had DSL and beautiful big watery eyes, though.

[quote]Shitty Actors Who Should Have Just Done Gay Porn

The OP's gay scat porn thread has done well.

[quote]That guy who played Griffin(?) on PARTY OF FIVE.

Jeremy London or James Marsden

David Chokachi

R300 Jesse Williams is definitely for It’s Gonna Hurt!

The boy who was in the jennifer Aniston movie

Ryan Reynolds?

R309 A few more platinum blond tips in his hair and Chi Chi LaRue would have used him at Rascal Video.

R72 I agree with you about Chris Atkins. He owns this thread. With his pretty ass, vacant stare and complete inability to act, he should have been a blonde porn bottom superstar for Next Door Studios or Michael Lucas.

Jason-Shane Scott and David DeCoteau have a very prolific imdb list of working together on Lifetime movies. I guess it pays the bills.

not an actor either but German Millennial rock/pop guitarist Tom Kaulitz says for a minute he seriously considered doing p0rn in his 20s (his twin & bandmate Bill verifies this in the link at 4:44). and his band Tokio Hotel are ok for what they are, but they're not exactly groundbreaking, so maybe that qualifies as 'shitty' (ymmv, I don't think they suck but that could be my nostalgia).

twins are always a hot commodity in adult film plus Germans are all about k!nky videos, so they'd probably have cleaned up.

Catalina Studios. Directed by Josh Eliot.

Lorenzo Lamas

Jay Mohr doesn't have to go into porn. He's engaged to Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss. He's traded up with each successive wife.

R316 how does he do it, looking...like he does?

R317 Big dick and humor like Pete Davidson?

Beast Master.

Directed by Matt Sterling.

R155 & R156, at least we have Ryan Phillippe's jerk off video:

Jason Dohring for Studio 2000.

Lee Majors

DreamboyBondage.com for Lee Majors (and, based on that one episode, Jason Dohring, too)

Lee Majors could fucked me, steal my money and my car and I would say thank you.

You just described his relationship with Rock Hudson.

Austin Butler

[quote] Jace was on Nickelodeon sitcom for six years. He got a paid decently and more than likely had good parents who put that money away for him as a minor and let it grow over time. He is still working as an actor and he promotes products on his social media. His show didn't even end that long ago.

Plus, Cooper Barnes would look after Jace and take him in, if it came to that. That's what a Daddy is for.

The Hemsworth brothers.

Eric Balfour took the cake for this thread.

He’s smoking hot and reminds me of Tony Ward, who I will also add.

He did a softcore porn movie but he should have gone all the way.

We haven't seen Lucas Hedges since he mysteriously disappeared up Tommy Dorfman's pussy.

He’s not a shitty actor, far from it. But I keep imagining Brandon Flynn as a porn actor.

R329, yeah, it was great that Eric Balfour did that soft porn movie when he was at his physical peak. He showed it all:

Carl T. Evans. So adorable. The crush of many teens boys watching Guiding Light with Granny.

R330 = Lucas Hedges made the very big mistake of mouthing off about Julia Roberts. I reminds me of fledgling movie star Kevin Zegers mouthing off about Johnny Depp in 2006. It doesn't matter if what you said is true or just silly. Fragile egos can put the brakes on your career.

Paul Mescal

This thread turned into people mentioning names and posting pics of whatever guy they think is hot and would like to see do porn. I mean, were all these guys REALLY shitty actors?

R355 I could see Paul Mescal was a power bottom in the Tim Kruger production.

Rusty Joiner and Scott Gurney own this tread

John Terlesky for Falcon

Jon Hamm.

He should have been the new president at Mormon Boyz.

R340, I would love to see Jon Hamm as Don Draper in a suit and tie and sheer socks having sex with another equally hot, well-dressed man.

R341 That would be a green light for Men At Play and/or Gentlemen's Closet (for the sock fetish).

I would have rubbed my dick raw, r339

I'd actually want *Don Draper* to be the porn star. That buttoned up emotional bit would come out in fucking like a beast. And the Hammaconda, of course.....

R46 Anthony Eisley who is in one of my favorite films doesn't seem like he could be a porn actor. He resembles De Niro somewhat.

Steve Guttenberg

R339 Great call.