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Struggled to control myself at HS basketball game

I attended a HS Varsity basketball game with my husbear last week. My second adopted son, Packer, is a cheerleader and we are very supportive of his choice. As the game got underway, I was overwhelemd by the alpha, testosterone-laden atmosphere. I popped a rare spontaneous hardon and my puny cockle shifted in my Spanx. Shortly after the start of the third quarter I couldn't take it no more. I went down to the changing rooms, which were by then deserted. I immediately fished for used jocks, boxers and sox. I worshiped the rank, hormonal, teenage smells and the ripe vinegary foot odor. My mancunt was hopelessly wet. I was leaking ass mucus. I snarfed skid-marked boxers and used jocks and started jerking off. I badly wanted to check if one of these hot, masc, alpha, str8 jocks had left a log in the bowl. I wanted jock log so fucking bad. But I knew I couldn't stay long. So i pocketed a couple of used jocks and retreated upstairs. Man smells arouse me to no end. I grew up on a farm, so I am used to strong, animal, alpha smells.

My daddy was a violent, abusive drunk, but he was hyper-masc, and I always fantasized about consensual sex with him (I fantasized about most of my male relatives, but then again so do most gay men I know). He didn't think nothign about consent, though. He was a brutal homophobe: 6'4", 280 lbs, and built like a shit brickhouse on steroids. My brother and me was once in the attic sniffing a jock's jockstrap I'd stolen from the changing rooms at school. It was used and smelled heavenly: like piss, smegma, and a whiff of ass funk. We both hungered to taste rich white cock cheese. Our tiny inferior cocklets stood to attention and started jerking each other off. All of a sudden we heard a furious pounding on the attic door. We'd bolted it shut, but the pounding intensified. It was Daddy! He was absolutely hoppin mad! He pounded on the door so hard the house shook! He was shrieking vile homophobic and misogynistic slurs at the top of his lungs. My brother and we was cowering in the corner when the door finally gave way and shot off it's hinges. My daddy was erect in his filthy Levi's. He smelled of sweat, piss, and man! He started shrieking homophobic abuse and then turned his belt on us. We both got belted within an inch of our lives. He then mounted me, lubed his tiantic erectia with gun oil, and fucked my ass.

He roared, "I's gonna make ye pregnant, faggot!"

My brother, who was like me chubby, weak, unathletic, and fem, cowered shrieking in a corner. He sharted in terror when my daddy done pulled out his Colt .38. My daddy shoved the gun barrel in my mouth and said, "You behaves like a queer boy, I's gonna treat you like a queer." I immediately lost control of my bowels in the terror. I shat all over my daddy's dick! I moaned homosexually when I felt his huge, sweaty, musky, fertile balls slap up against my inferior ovaries!

My daddy was livid! He truly lost it! He beat me with the butt of his gun until I was unconscious. In my extreme shame, I actually came while he was beating me, and I woke up with my Ma tending to me with my chubby, flabby belly covered in congealed sperm! My daddy had ordered her not to clean me up so my shame would be exposed to the whole world!

by Anonymousreply 72April 9, 2024 2:32 AM

I laugh at your puny cockle.

by Anonymousreply 1February 12, 2023 7:37 AM

Aw, what a sweet story, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2February 12, 2023 7:37 AM

[quote] I worshiped the rank, hormonal, teenage smells and the ripe vinegary foot odor.

Tell me more!!!

by Anonymousreply 3February 12, 2023 7:39 AM

well, the fraus were waiting for JT Leroy's comeback. . .

by Anonymousreply 4February 12, 2023 7:39 AM

Op, is this a stream of consciousness EST? One minute you’re in the bleachers, then in a locker room, then back on the farm. Is there more than one narrator or am I missing something..

by Anonymousreply 5February 12, 2023 7:44 AM

How are Colton and Mackenzie doing?

by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2023 7:52 AM

R6 Colton is enjoying his time at Reed. He's been there since September and his load tally is looking pretty good! Mackenzie is trying to get on the cheerleading team - he lusts for jocks almost as much as I do!

by Anonymousreply 7February 12, 2023 7:55 AM

R5 I had a Proustian moment at the game.

by Anonymousreply 8February 13, 2023 12:34 PM

OP: Were you wearing your "cum and fuck my man pussy" uniform: daisy dukes, fishnet tank top and turquoise thong? You know, the same outfit you wore when you were gang raped in the parking lot of Whole Foods?

by Anonymousreply 9February 13, 2023 12:43 PM

Did he laugh at your puny cocklet?

by Anonymousreply 10February 13, 2023 1:12 PM

RiRi's halftime show was more entertaining than this story.

by Anonymousreply 11February 13, 2023 1:20 PM

I think the OP has that strange brain injury in which those afflicted wake up with a foreign accent. I thought the events were supposed to happen in America but the narrative kept veering into Scouse.

by Anonymousreply 12February 13, 2023 1:34 PM

Save it for your memoir, Senator Hawley.

by Anonymousreply 13February 13, 2023 1:45 PM

Well isn't that special?

by Anonymousreply 14February 13, 2023 2:03 PM

Why is everyone so callous about this brutal abuse?

by Anonymousreply 15February 13, 2023 2:18 PM

[quote] built like a shit brickhouse

We've heard.

by Anonymousreply 16February 13, 2023 9:28 PM

[quote] Why is everyone so callous about this brutal abuse?

Because the op...

A) Enjoys it.

B) Gets off on it.

C) Plays with his puny cocklet while telling you this disgusting story.

To quote Mitt Romney, the op is a "sick puppy."

by Anonymousreply 17February 13, 2023 9:33 PM

Not funny. Just gross. Go away.

by Anonymousreply 18February 13, 2023 9:35 PM

This is triggering me...

by Anonymousreply 19February 13, 2023 9:38 PM

How old is Packer by now, 30? Why the hell is he cheering in high school?

by Anonymousreply 20February 13, 2023 9:42 PM

R20 Packer is 16. Colton is in college.

by Anonymousreply 21February 13, 2023 9:50 PM


by Anonymousreply 22February 13, 2023 10:07 PM

They're not funny when they're this disgusting, OP.


by Anonymousreply 23February 13, 2023 10:17 PM

I guffaw at your son named Packer. Is he a surrogate baby or a butt baby (one you've adopted but look at him as if he was born from your or your partner's mangina)?

by Anonymousreply 24February 13, 2023 10:21 PM

Even I'm take aback by this filth.

by Anonymousreply 25February 13, 2023 10:21 PM

OP - well you seem nice.

by Anonymousreply 26February 13, 2023 10:26 PM

Video footage of op giving birth.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 27February 13, 2023 10:27 PM

And OP has been pooping on his "dates" ever since.

by Anonymousreply 28February 13, 2023 11:30 PM

R24 my husbear is a massive Green Bay Packers fan. It is he who named the boy-child.

by Anonymousreply 29February 14, 2023 12:13 AM

So we're assuming then the "boy-child" was named after the football team and not the fudge, thanks for clearing that up.

by Anonymousreply 30February 14, 2023 1:15 AM

I always laugh at these, and it's hard to make me laugh. Especially enjoyed this class line, reminiscent of a young Hemingway.

He then mounted me, lubed his tiantic erectia with gun oil, and fucked my ass.

by Anonymousreply 31February 14, 2023 1:48 AM

This line could have been in War and Peace-

I moaned homosexually when I felt his huge, sweaty, musky, fertile balls slap up against my inferior ovaries!

by Anonymousreply 32February 14, 2023 2:14 AM

Op, is your brother a top or a bottom

by Anonymousreply 33February 16, 2023 3:59 AM

Were you wearing a gingham dress at any point in this tale, OP?

by Anonymousreply 34February 16, 2023 4:04 AM

Miss Warwick is still the grossest poster on DL. Shoo. SCAT!!

by Anonymousreply 35February 16, 2023 5:42 AM

If I'm reading this correctly, your dad was a child rapist. And clearly you haven't sought the therapy you desperately need for being the victim of such abuses. You should stay in mental facility until you can function rationally. You should never be around anyone under the age of consent.

by Anonymousreply 36February 16, 2023 6:03 PM

R33 my brother was chubby, fem, unathletic and unattractive like me. He was a bottom throughout his life. Pozzed in the late 80s but never shacked up. He’s A/S these days (I just turned 60, he’s 59) on account of him being indivisible to the gay community. He’s a strict bottom and we don’t age well. Luckily I’m married and I’m not picky (I have an open marriage). But I’m bald, overweight and have prominent moobs. I have to wear a bro. At our age strict bottoms have to settle for the old, the sick, the down and out and the mentally ill. I grew a thick skin. Guys in Grindr can be savage, buffeting me with extreme blame language and vile homophobic and bottomphobic slurs. Still get anonymous dick twice a week though.

by Anonymousreply 37February 16, 2023 11:00 PM

[quote]Still get anonymous dick twice a week though.

Can you believe what a pathetic loser my dad is...twice a week?

I get my pussy pounded by some of the finest dicks in the PNW, at least twice a day...and ususally more often.

by Anonymousreply 38February 18, 2023 6:19 PM

My dad steals dirty underwear, jocks, and athletic socks at nearly all of my high school events....

It's embarrassing...the coach had to put up a sign in the locker room to warn the other athletes...

No to mention how the entire gym can hear him moaning in the men's locker room while he sniffs dirty shorts and rubs on his puny cocklet...

by Anonymousreply 39February 18, 2023 6:23 PM

^ He also dresses like a WHORE....

at all my school events!

by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2023 6:25 PM

This thread is very icky.

by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2023 6:26 PM

[quote[Mackenzie is trying to get on the cheerleading team - he lusts for jocks almost as much as I do!

I'm going to quit cheering - I'm tired of my puny cocklet dad using all my school events to try to catch dick for his insatiable pussy!

by Anonymousreply 42February 18, 2023 6:29 PM

[quote] He also dresses like a WHORE....

Sometimes he screams, "I'm a WHORE," while he's in the men's locker room sniffing dirty underwear.

by Anonymousreply 43February 18, 2023 6:31 PM

[quote]Shortly after the start of the third quarter I couldn't take it no more.

OP gave up on studying English grammar and syntax...

so he could devote all his time to being a WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 44February 18, 2023 6:33 PM

Is the neighbor boy named Joel?

by Anonymousreply 45February 18, 2023 6:37 PM

What were you wearing, OP?

by Anonymousreply 46February 18, 2023 7:09 PM

Do you have your slutty sons on birth controll, OP?

by Anonymousreply 47February 18, 2023 7:11 PM

R47 the idea of a top getting me ass pregnant is so fucking hot

by Anonymousreply 48February 19, 2023 5:59 AM

OP has watched thousands of hours of 80s porn. For example, did you know there was fog on the floor of the boys locker room? And after the game, OP wore his daisy dukes and spaghetti strap tank top, with his spiked collar and big red hanky to the bake sale! OP brought her homemade eclairs and took two more loads while raising money for the school! Some people are born givers.

by Anonymousreply 49February 19, 2023 6:16 AM

OP, does your hole get wet when you smell Manly smells?

by Anonymousreply 50February 20, 2023 11:38 PM

Do your nipples become erect through your see-thru spaghetti strap tank top?

by Anonymousreply 51February 20, 2023 11:39 PM

R51 I have fat eraser pig tit nipples. Man smells are hot. Any self respecting gay man knows that. Funky adolescent jock smells make my pussy wet with boisture.

by Anonymousreply 52February 21, 2023 2:05 AM

Does your husbear ever get jealous of your sexual escapades, OP?

by Anonymousreply 53February 22, 2023 8:47 PM

Which men would you like to impregnant you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 54February 22, 2023 8:48 PM

After three babies, my slutty wife's pussy isn't as tight as it used to be...

But she's still a freak about sex and has an insatiable desire to constantly have a dick in her pussy.

Sometimes, I make her come just by brushing against her sensitive nipples in public...

by Anonymousreply 55February 22, 2023 8:51 PM

R54 in a pinch a young Rock Hudson or Liam Neeson. Chris Meloni would be just fine too.

by Anonymousreply 56February 22, 2023 10:36 PM

R53 we have an open marriage. My husbear is a strict top, masc, built and str8 passing. He gets many more offers than me!

by Anonymousreply 57February 22, 2023 10:37 PM

Not enough people recognize the erotic potential of jock log

by Anonymousreply 58February 22, 2023 11:13 PM

R58 most gay men I knew jerked off in the boys’ washroom when they was at school while a jock was shitting in the next stall. I sure as hell used to do that all the time. I’d sit in the stall and wait for a hot jock to blast a dook and jerk off and finger my pussy hearing him moan and grunt and blast his fragrant log out of his filth trench.

by Anonymousreply 59February 22, 2023 11:18 PM

Have you tried Kiegels, OP?

Do you stretch and pump your nipples to make them more desirable?

by Anonymousreply 60February 23, 2023 12:59 AM

One fuck buddy was so aroused by my big puffy and sensitive nipples, he mentioned that good tatoo artists can tatoo larger aerolas around your nipples to make them sexier and enhance their appeal.

by Anonymousreply 61February 23, 2023 1:06 AM

[quote]Struggled to control myself at HS basketball game

Why do you insist on repressing your natural desires, OP?

You should meet with the school's Headmaster and other important men and explain your needs to them...

by Anonymousreply 62February 23, 2023 1:13 AM

OP, does your husbear mind that all of your sons appear to be submissive insatiable sluts as you are...

by Anonymousreply 63February 23, 2023 1:19 AM

OP, your husbear should consider caging your clit...

and taking a stronger role in controlling your sex life

by Anonymousreply 64February 23, 2023 1:21 AM

Again, when OP gets going he veers into Scouse.

by Anonymousreply 65February 23, 2023 2:02 AM


by Anonymousreply 66February 23, 2023 2:15 AM

op u r absolutely disgusting, tell me more

by Anonymousreply 67March 1, 2023 7:25 PM

OP, tell us more about the humiliating things you do...

by Anonymousreply 68March 11, 2023 9:45 AM

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 69March 26, 2023 2:02 PM

R69 = George Takei

by Anonymousreply 70March 27, 2023 9:36 AM

[Quote]I fantasized about most of my male relatives, but then again so do most gay men I know

And people upvote this pedophilic + homophobic shit. Vile forum of disgusting subhumans.

by Anonymousreply 71March 27, 2023 10:24 AM

Bravo darling. This is your filthiest piece.

by Anonymousreply 72April 9, 2024 2:32 AM
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