Sam Smith looks RIDICULOUS at Brit Awards!!!

Bowie wept.

Now with sound.

I just saw a video about this!

He said he’s sorry. It’s human nature.

HE’S NOT YOUR BITCH DON’T HANG YOUR SHIT ON HIM

I wear that to the office on Tuesdays. You should see my Thursday outfit!

Stealing from Grace Jones now? Lame

He's just trying to pull attention away from Madonna's face.

He’ll be sweating up a storm in that thing.

He reminds me of Gaga. Eventually he's going to have to find a new schtick because the "wearing weird outfits for attention" thing gets worn out after a while.

That’s one way to make yourself look slim

R9 yes.

Not a very lover friendly outfit.

He must be a Gaga fan. Too bad he's not as interesting.

Still, at least he's clothed.

What a whacktune

He doesn't have the charisma for that get-up.

Poundland version of Klaus Nomi

A gimp mask and ball gag would complement this.

OMG!!! Yaaas kween slay!!! WERK!!!

Those are their actual hips.

Besides looking ridiculous how does one sit in this outfit without having to take it off.

They're trying way too hard to be the non-binary Lady Gaga.

At least he has clothes on... Thank you, Jesus 🙏

Still fat.

[quote] He reminds me of Gaga. Eventually he's going to have to find a new schtick because the "wearing weird outfits for attention" thing gets worn out after a while.

Gaga stole from Grace Jones constantly. Grace even told the media "I wish she would stop copying me!". SHe also said she met Gaga and was not impressed with her. I believe she implied Gaga had a negative energy about her.

The problem with this ever-more-"shocking," [italic]épater les bourgeois[italic] schtick is that, if you roll out your "shocking" crap this quickly, you end up with nowhere left to go.

What's shocking today, when we applaud healthy young gay men lopping off their cocks and going on estrogen to become "straight women"? Where else to go?

I predict it won't be long till Sam, or someone else, livestreams their "gender confirmation" surgery, narrating the whole thing as they watch the surgeon on a screen, numbed by a spinal block.

What else is left? Killing and eating puppies and kittens on stage? I mean, you're gonna have to top all the "shocking" acts that came before you, including G.G. Allin's shitting on stage and hurling it into the audience. Don't tell me "livestreamed suicide" -- it's been done too many times before.

I hope Sam has an imaginative creative team.

R25 Whats left is for him to put out an actual decent song for once. Now that would be shocking.

The inflatable outfit is slimming.

Thunder thighs.

clown

He looks ridiculous. He must have an addiction to attention, in the worst way. He's getting it too. I guess acting will be next and he'll win an Oscar.

Is they okay?

This is also like Leigh Bowery, who wore these kinds of ludicrous and startling outfits with so much panache (even though he was an extremely nasty man). Sam doesn't seem nearly as comfortable in this stuff, so he looks thirsty rather than insistent.

In the UK, Sam Smith is trending with Billy Connolley

[quote]I guess acting will be next and he'll win an Oscar.

Oh HELL no! That Oscar is mine and it's not going to be stolen by some tranny mess.

Wow. Actually that outfit is stunning

That’s more than he’s worn all year

In the past this would've been daring. These days it's cheap because everyone's seeking attention.

[quote] Wow. Actually that outfit is stunning

We are stunned, indeed.

He's only 30?! I thought he was in his 40s.

That really is super-slimming.

[Quote] Gaga stole from Grace Jones constantly. Grace even told the media "I wish she would stop copying me!". SHe also said she met Gaga and was not impressed with her. I believe she implied Gaga had a negative energy about her.

I love Grace Jones R24, but she’s always a stone cold bitch about EVERYONE so complaining about Gaga is par for the course.

Gaga herself said she was trying too hard to be edgy in her early years. Case in point, that tasteless R. Kelly collab.

Giant blubber. Suits him well

It's like the Oompa-Loompa version of Coco Chanel's little black dress.

R35- It actually is. Obviously, unpopular opinion, but it works with his height, his face and hair look great here, and it does what it's supposed to do in provoking attention as piece of wearable art). At worst, it's a bit dated, but it seems more refined in concept and execution than Gaga's early red carpet stunts.

That said, the Squidward edit is funny.

*as a piece

How does one clean a getup like that? Windex?

At least “they” are covered up. By “they”, I mean tits, gut and ass.

I stopped watching award shows when they became Halloween parties...

I find this rather reductive.

The nicest thing I can say about this outfit is that it leaves much to the imagination which as far as Sam Smith is concerned is always the best option. I should know.

How... desperate.

I mentioned on the Venice Biennale thread that Chalamet’s outfit was too attention-grabbing. Someone “duh”-ed me, saying that all award show outfits are attention-grabbing. Well, there’s Sharon Stone’s Gap shirt and Michelle Williams’ tangerine dream. And then there are outfits like … this. Pointless and outrageous but not fun like Billy Porter (whose clock is ticking).

Ham Smith performed Unholy with the german drag queen and the theme was ‘grubby mechanics’.

Cringed at Ham’s performance. Trying far too hard.

That’s one way to hide her fatness

[quote]the german drag queen

I think she's an actual transgender.

Ezra did it better.

A tiresome retread of an outfit Bowie wore literally 50 years ago during the "Aladdin Sane" tour in '73.

Only without Bowie's good looks, lean body, charisma, and creativity.

I actually don't mind it. The person inside the outfit however ....

He’s not doing that well given he had a #1 single recently. His follow up singles have performed poorly and his album debuted at #7 on the charts which isn’t bad but isn’t huge either.

Missy Elliott wants her trash bags back… second thought, no she doesn’t. We’ve seen and smelled Ham’s bondage photos.

His album flopped in the U.S.

So he dressed up as the Chinese spy balloon?

I thought Unholy was a # one?

hey he's covered up

let's be thankful for that

Thigh gap on point!

Them look like the balloon that got shot over the ocean recently.

It's too bad R42, because that song might be Gaga's best. To this day I love it and it was the song that made me a fan of hers. I was very meh on her until I heard that.

Had she sang it with anyone else in the entire world, it would have been a huge hit.

It was skin tight all over until he farted.

I assume 'they' is trying to be a Jeff Koons sculpture?

R64, was it? His career seems entirely propped up. He's a convenient diversity symbol for the industry.

Just for giggles, I need Billy Porter to come after him for appropriating something or someone and then complaining that his (Porter's) thunder is being stolen because "I was the first" - even though he wasn't anywhere close to the first.

The outfit reminds me of this balloon dog figurine.

Not in a good way.

Did sweaty get it's ego popped? POP!

Was he an extra in Alice in Wonderland along with Johnny Depp

The they in a Plastic Bubble.

Knock it on it's back.

Is he cosplaying a killer whale ?

14 minutes...tick...tick...tick...

Going from being slim and wearing suits to....this doesn't seem to be a natural progression.

How did people there just not burst out laughing!

Imagine what he’d look like sitting on a horse.

I am all in favor of this. As a society, we need to be much more flexible in our allowances of dress, hair and makeup for males and females.

I think he's trying to get attention a la Lil Nas X. But Montero is sexy as hell and has swag for days. Anything Sam was aiming for was lost the minute he started walking in that outfit. Looks dopey and NOT cool.

R74, see R70.

It's giving Rorschach test

Oh! I didn't see R70 before posting. Thanks R86. Mine is the supporting post with image to R70's artist name.

Well . . . at least he looks better covered up.

I think the pants were inspired by the 'Triadic Ballet', 1922, by Oskar Schlemmer.

This is entirely Billy Porter’s fault.

What I wouldn't give to see Billy and Sam meeting up on a red carpet in their ridiculous costumes.

You know the hair pulling would commence!

It’s awesome. What a unique look.

I’m a big Disclosure fan and remember when Sam was bullied online into losing weight by the time the video for “Omen” came around.

That said… he looked much better, and I’m sure he’d agree.

The only interesting thing Sam Smith has ever done is Brandon Flynn.

Horrible accident shortly after

Who is this ass?

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

I wonder how the five women are feeling tonight who were shut out of the Best Artist category when The Brit Awards decided to bow down to Sam Smith and Owen Jones and get rid of gendered categories?

A spokesperson for the Brit Awards stated that they are looking into reinstating gendered categories starting next year.

Sam's ridiculous outfits are a diversion. The real story is about how gender ideology is trying to erase women.

This is what Owen Jones wrote after the massive backlash:

"My view is gender neutral awards should reserve 50% of nominations for women. Women represent a majority of the music industry workforce, so the Academy making the nominations should also be weighted to be at least 50% women, too"

No shit Owen! He's trying to walk back his original comment, while at the same time, appease Sam Smith and the delusional non-binary crowd.

Nailed it

At least it takes away from his face.

[quote] WTF is this?

When you look like Sam Smith, you have to do SOMETHING.

Why did the Brit Awards bow down to Sam Smith and get rid of gendered categories?

In this conversation, UK commentators talk about how Ham Smith has weaponized his "non-binary" identity to force others to bend to his will:

Frankly, it gives him a waist which he doesn't have.

Bitch better stay out of NYC.

Harry Styles won best British artist, said something or other about privilege and namechecked the 5 women who would have been shortlisted as best British female.

I don't know what's worse, looking at Sam Smith or having to listen to him sing.

He looks very unhappy and dead behind the eyes.

Tim Dillon started off a recent podcast talking about the reaction to Sam Smith at the Grammys.

Tim said that Hollywood doesn't work when people are ugly. He said the most offensive thing is that Sam is trying to do all this androgynous satanic stuff yet Sam looks like a plumber and has no charisma.

R108 I do get that, Sam is not handsome, sexy or charismatic. I do think that hurts his feelings, hence the gimmicks for attention and jumping on the non-binary horse. Shame when people can't let their talent talk and avoid being craven.

R98 And suddenly Owen knows what a woman is again .

It's hard to be unattractive when you're a gay man. Take it from one who knows.

An inauthentic trend-chaser

Sorry, Sam, nobody wore Hefty better than Missy.

Lizzo gave an amazing performance last night, surrounded by backing dancers who looked like her. She sang, she danced, she fluted.

I don’t remember seeing any plus size dancers as part of Sam Smith’s routine.

That's the kind of stupidity that instantly crosses over into awesome.

What a tool. Hilarious.

I’d hate to be in the seat next to him at that award show.

R114 that's something that struck me. Sam Smith's videos - all the dancers are conventionally attractive/ fit-bodied. Kind of makes a mockery of the 'body positivity' fig-leaf.

Leigh Bowery rip off, as someone above mentioned- he's also riffing on Klaus Nomi. As a typical Millennial, Smith will deny any knowledge of either act and claim this outfit was all HIS own idea.

Cockroach/ beetle chic

Sam's new album seems to be waay down the charts on Amazon. Samara Joy is at #1, which is lovely.

Poor thing has the thirst to match, but not the personality.

Probably cried himself to sleep under paid-for tops that night.

[quote] Cockroach/ beetle chic

Serving Tracy Turnblad realness!

The proportions of that outfit make Sam look less unabashed than usual

How many seats did that outfit occupy?

[quote]That really is super-slimming.

And it shows off theys muscles!

About the paid for tops R121, guaranteed HE has to pay for any sex. He might be flying the non-binary flag, but deep down he's like all fags, he wants his ass pounded by a barrel chested top.

He wants MEN inside him, not painted fingernails on a person with a string of adjectives and pronouns to describe themselves.

Samantha looks fierce!

At r2, those two guys are trying to save him from embarrassment. Too late!

Sam Smith at The Brits 2050

[quote]WTF is this?

Vacuum Slacks!

And doesn’t he look fetching?

Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about St. Olaf’s internationally renowned Scandinavian dance team of Step and Fetchik?

Get outta my brain R129!

It’s like a hybrid of Darth Vader and a blow up sex doll. Someone is really overcompensating to get some attention for his less than universally loved new album.

Wish I could hit the 'ww' button to add my 'like' to your post, R132 but I can never get that link to work for some reason. Yes. You are right.

He wears these crazy outfits yet still looks like he needs to wash his hair and shave. If he really wants to carry off looks like this he needs to whip that hair and paint that face .

R94 Miss that short period where Sam was actually cute.

Hopefully he wasn't seated next to someone wearing an outfit made of nails

Another thing . How sweaty does it get in there ?

Loosen up a little you bunch of hateful biddies.

I’m curious to how it was made.

he has a beautiful face, he is tall, he is famous, why does he dress like these, is he poor or is he too cheap to hire a stylish

R84 It’s always been like this and it’s always been divided.

This is a song from 1926 talking about it.

R140 He doesn’t have a beautiful face.

He looks like the old school cartoon version of Porky Pig.

R142 he has a beautiful face. U are blinded by ur hatred

[quote] he has a beautiful face. U are blinded by ur hatred

Hi, Sam’s mom!

R144, hi, mike pence

Beautiful face? Where? Certainly nowhere near his head.

I saw a tweet from a blue tick LGBTQWERTY+ media correspondent saying how hot Sam looked in his greasy mechanic gear followed by people tweeting "Daddy!" at him.

For the love of god, no.

The bloke looks like a lorry driver from Brighton, and no amount of genders and silly outfits will make up for that.

But with a proper diet, exercise and grooming, he could look all right wearing nice suits.

[quote]Hopefully he wasn't seated next to someone wearing an outfit made of nails

To be honest, he does need to explode!

How will Billy Porter top this?

Maybe I'm wrong but I think the outlandish outfits are a way to overcompensate for the fact he had lost a whole bunch of weight and looked pretty good but gained it back and then some. He doesn't look like someone having fun. More like he's trying to get everybody else to love his pudge because he hates it so much himself.

I was thinking the same thing, R151

Couple of years back: Somewhat cute in that fey, British way

Wow, Dutchie @ R153, he looks a million times better there. Still not exactly my thing but certainly making the most of himself, which is what someone with his means should be doing. And he looks so much happier than he does now.

R146 share ur picture or guys u like, i rly wanna know what exactly r u basing u criteria for one's beautifullness

R98 R110

[quote] My view is gender neutral awards should reserve 50% of nominations for women. Women represent a majority of the music industry workforce, so the Academy making the nominations should also be weighted to be at least 50% women, too

Women can have dicks now, so it means nothing. That ship has sailed.

Wtf is this guy? Never heard of him until all the threads started.

Sam: you is kind, you is smart, you is beautiful!

The twit at r2 has been deleted. I'll never laugh again!

[quote]How will Billy Porter top this?

Please, Billy isn't topping anyone.

I want to stick a pin into him.

Best comment I saw about this was that he should get shot down by an F-22.

Sam as a child.

He looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in "Scorpion King"

He looks like a giant Aneros.

R162, he looks he woukd be John Wayne Gacy's son.

Did he fart?

I wonder if I popped it, he would blow away in the air never to be seen again.

I love Kim Peters and her voice. The instrumental reminds me of a mechanical oriental store. Like the music in Shania Twain's ka-ching. You hear it too towards the end?

R2 I was trying to go to sleep last night and kept thinking of this thing and laughing like a kid over it.

Sam, you made the balloon pants too long (or wide, whatever).

[quote] I think the outlandish outfits are a way to overcompensate for the fact he had lost a whole bunch of weight and looked pretty good but gained it back and then some. He doesn't look like someone having fun. More like he's trying to get everybody else to love his pudge because he hates it so much himself.

Or he’s doing that “steering into the punch” thing that perpetually-bullied people do, deliberately making himself a spectacle and a punchline so no-one else can do it first.

He reminds me of my snooty, closeted-bi theatre-queen cousin, in that respect. My cousin is loud, mincing, judgemental/self deprecating in the same breath and slovenly on purpose, the type to dominate all conversations just so no-one can get their digs in at him like kids used to at school. He’s exhausting, and people find him rude and unpleasant but don’t say so to his face (I may, yet, am picking my day and my words).

P.T. Barnum once said, “There’s no such thing as bad publicity,” which is almost as good as Oscar Wilde’s version, who put it like this: “There’s only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

I saw him waiting for a cab/ Uber a few years ago right outside the Mandarin on the UWS. He was thin and nameless then. Very pretty and smiled genuinely. Super relaxed and sexy guy. What has happened? .. . What a mess this is now.

[quote]P.T. Barnum once said, “There’s no such thing as bad publicity,” which is almost as good as Oscar Wilde’s version, who put it like this: “There’s only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

There is that but other artists had the swagger to back it up. Madonna, Prince, George Michael, Janet, Gaga etc. They were controversial but had the songs and the performances to back it up. Mariah and Taylor have a sense of humour and can laugh at themselves.

Most people aren't scandalised by Sam Smith, they think he's ridiculous.

If you haven’t seen this in motion, it’s hilarious. Even funnier, somebody added sound effects!

Just imagining the squeaking in that outfit as he moved would be like nails on a chalkboard. 😖

Is he the pi symbol?

P.T. Barnum also said [italic] "There's a sucker born every minute"

His little boy pic @ r162 looks like Newman from Siefeld as a young lad.

OP, what a horrible thing to post. Sam Smith looks horrible ANYWHERE.

Looks like he farted and the gas had nowhere to escape.

Their looks trendy here. Like in revolutionary times.

He always looks like he has B.O so imagine what it would have been like sitting next to him after he took that outfit off.

Whoever that was, they deserve an award.

His ass must stink.

Good lord hes got less bulge than a Ken doll !

[quote] Good lord hes got less bulge than a Ken doll !

But she's got some big old tittays!

He’s a fat fucking drama queen who is fugly and can’t stand how no one wants to fuck him. Imagine the rank taint cheese in that hideous outfit ?

[quote] He’s a fat fucking drama queen who is fugly and can’t stand how no one wants to fuck him

She's not fat!

She's just full-figured.

[quote] Imagine the rank taint cheese in that hideous outfit ?

Did someone ask for rank taint cheese?

Is that Lens Dunham at R181?

The visibly lumpy shapewear is hilarious.

Hey, bitch. Lookin' like a freak is my jam.

[quote]I’d hate to be in the seat next to him at that award show.

I'd hate to be in the seat next to him in any economy class on any plane any day. And if on top of that he starts hitting on me I'm turning into an insta-Karen and demand to speak to the Chief Flight Attendant and demand to be upgraded to business class for the trauma it's causing me. And as luck, or lack thereof, would have it, why oh why didn't I take my emotional support alligator with me?

Walk like an Egyptian!

R186 or the smegma

After erasing women from that category this fat fuck lost every other category. 😂

He skipped the afterparties, as the sore loser he is.

Just watched the “Dancing With a Stranger” video (great song), and he was almost ok looking. It’s a shame his talent isn’t enough, and he resorts to this absurd method of getting attention…

How delusional do you have to be to think that you're gonna get laid after making a cringe video whining about being friendzoned while getting pissed all over by hot guys as you wear a stupid dress ten sizes too small for your body?

His face is okay. If he got his body in order he wouldn't look too bad.

He’s got a tiny weiner.

Sam does not believe in wieners or cunts. They is beyond gender.

Here you can read about his transformation journey and how he became the way he is now apparently.

HIS? HE?

LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!! R201

R202 Sorry I thought when I speak of the past you talk of the person as how they identified originally in order to respect their past-pronouns.

It's also future-proofing. When this stupid pronouns fad is over.

[quote]He doesn't have the charisma for that get-up.

How do you mean?

Grace Jones could carry that off.

Leigh Bowery could have carried that off.

Sam Smith? No...

R205 I think this user means that like how they looks in theirs latest music video "I'm not here to make friends", when them has that black feather head on. Their just shakes with it from left to right as if them were on drugs. Totally not caring.

My sympathies to the people in the seats next to him.

r201, if that is muscle, then I must be Jesus fucking Christ himself.

He's actually talented.

Why is he doing this to himself?

[quote]Stealing from Grace Jones now? Lame

No, Sam, or his stylist, was actually stealing from the late great Bowie.

R211, sad. RIP Bowie.

R210 This smells like an attempt to rebrand his image but he can't pull it off because he's never been a "Lady Gaga" esque type of performer , he's a singer .

It's no accident that Sam Smith has had both massive weight gain and a declaration of non-binary identity in the past couple of years. Fat positivity and "non-binary" are two of the greatest frauds to have been perpetrated on the public in recent years, and Sam is an easy mark.

I'm not a fan of his music but I think we can still all agree that Sam should be heard and not seen.

I just wish there were more interesting things to talk about than this tedious man and his publicity stunts.

And yes, I'm aware of the irony of posting that here.

[quote] He's actually talented.

Pray tell. at what? Certainly not at singing or songwriting or dancing or making unembarrassing TikToks or anything else that comes to mind.

Desperate fatty femme grasping at straws trying to stay relevant. Unfortunately, all those straws are attached to chocolate milkshakes.

[quote]Pray tell. at what? Certainly not at singing or songwriting or dancing or making unembarrassing TikToks or anything else that comes to mind.

I actually used to enjoy him.

[quote][R202] Sorry I thought when I speak of the past you talk of the person as how they identified originally in order to respect their past-pronouns.

No, you TERF. They were ALWAYS a they, even in the past. You don’t deadpronoun people. You just don’t. Educate yourself so this doesn’t happen again.

Go dilate, R220.

He’s not wearing it with confidence.

He's not enough of an artistic genius for this to look like anything other than voracious attention whoring.

R222 They ain't no Sasha Fierce

Man, seeing Bowie in that 70s shock outfit at R211... almost 50 years later and it's STILL a really cool picture.

But then again, Bowie had the charisma, the figure, the hair (that's his real hair), the cheekbones to pull it all off without looking like a total fool. Also: Bowie did NOT parade down the carpet in that outfit. It was only for a photoshoot, where he could control exactly what was going to be shown to the world and what not.

Here's a picture of that outfit in motion, it makes it even better.

But whose music would you rather listen to, r225? Bowie or Sam Smith. I think most people would say the latter. Bowie's music is not very approachable, or pleasant for that matter.

Are you for real R226. I'd listen to Bowie any day over Smith

R226 Really? This is one of the most romantic songs I've ever heard. Beautiful.

R226 that, of course, is entirely a matter of personal taste. But I somehow suspect "Heroes" will still be played 20 years from now, wereas "Too Good at Goodbyes" may not turn out as memorable in the long run..

He needs to get some tailored clothes to cover up his fat body, and then he needs to drop the pronouns/nonbinary shit.

Sam Smith sounds too womanly to me. I really dislike the sound of his music.

sound of his *voice

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R233 I partly think he's trolling. I almost think he's trying to come across as ridiculous as possible to amuse himself.

I thought he was dressed as musical notes

R234 - it's also publicity for the new album. How else is a non-descript fat bloke going to draw attention to himself?

[quote]I partly think he's trolling. I almost think he's trying to come across as ridiculous as possible to amuse himself.

I don’t think he’s trolling. Many Millennials really are this insufferable.

I find the sound of his voice unpleasant. He’s obviously, for reasons known only to him, working with Lady Gaga’s stylist circa 2010. There’s only so long this pretentious stupidity can be sustained.

R238, I feel the same exact way. His voice is shrill and does nothing for me.

Attention whoring behavior. Don't give it to him. Yawn and look the other way.

Their voice sounds like elephant or balloon but their current album is great.

R241 - maybe that's why he dressed in a balloon for the Brits?

Imagine how many smells emanate from Ms Sam Smith. At least 50. All unpleasant.

This type of outrageous clothing was shocking when Bowie debuted it in the 70s, cheeky when Bjork went wild with it in the 90s-2000s, kinda played out by the time Gaga wore her meat dress, and by now it's incredibly tired, played-out, and pathetically thirsty.

And no one gives credit to the true pioneer of the look, Ms Violet Beauregarde.

As a non-binary, Sam channels both Violet Beauregard and Augustus Gloop.

How clever! He's dressed as Jack Nicholson's liver.

I hope he got a YEAST infection.

He looks like a penis.

^^^ Obvious paid publicity stunt. Paying people to "protest" and be "offended" has always been a way to get curious, but dull-witted suckers to part with their money.

He's dressed as Jack Nicholson's liver.

Maybe he thought he'd look like Popeye.

Well he's never, ever going to look like Olive Oyl

Weak calf game brev. Those are no Jacky Grillz, even with the inflatable.

^ love it.

R252 though he looks a bit like Shelley Duvall....these days

Man’s progression through the ages…

I prefer him even less so wearing form-fitting costume alternatives such as this getup.

Doesn't Sam look like an uglier Jude Law?

Classic ...