Bob Crane XXX pics & vid collection

I have nothing against the guy, but I just cant connect his face to sex.

OP, all the subscribers were found brutally bludgeoned to death, in an incredible case of coincidence that defied the odds.

More pics please! Penis shots!

I would love to see the videos!

Didn’t he get a penis enlargement? That’s gross.

I know nothing! Absolutely nothing!

Oh GAWD I cannot even imagine Sgt Shultz in one of the orgies.

The only Hogans Heroes cast member I MIGHT enjoy seeing in sexual ecstasy is Werner Klemperer.

Ta-da...

Omg

and...

delish!

Such a sad case. Look at his face, a zombie by that point.

Stinky kinky at R11 but R9 is quite revealing.

Stinky linky at R11 I meant to type. Stupid auto incorrect.

Paul Schrader's Auto Focus (20020 is a very good film with Gregg Kinnear's career best performance as Crane

Christian Science Monitor David Sterritt On one level, it's an unsettling biopic and an acerbic look at a bygone media age. On another, it's a cautionary tale with uncommon relevance and bite.

Oh gross!

Bob has a surprisingly doughy body.

The fully dressed guy in the background. I've never been an orgy guy. But, isn't staying dressed kind of rude?

It was a different era, R18.

Is that Jack Nickolson?

The son is really committed to maintaining his father’s legacy.

What would compel a man to do this?

Oh the humanity!

Couldn't he find any flattering camera angles or a kinder light or at least suck in his gut?

Are these working gals?

R1 = Sucking Bob's rotting cock in Hell with a flaming "Oh, dear" tattooed on it, for not knowing how to post in the R1 position on such an important thread.

IIRC, he wasn't into drugs - and we're talking about 1970s orgies. Seems a little weird.

Every still I've seen of this collection seems oddly joyless. Weird. Maybe it's just me, knowing how Bob ended up.

R8’s comment is awesome.

You know—Werner Klemperer won Emmy for the series and could have delivered a convincing enough performance of what you described.

I guess his son figured he may as well make some money out of it.

Maybe Bob wasn’t on drugs, but he sure didn’t look sober.

I want to see Werner's monocle catapult across the room at climax. With Bob in the background, blank faced. So hot.

Wasn't Bob running a blackmail scam with the images and that's what go him killed?

Was he a cheap bastard that voted Republican? His sex photos scream cheap Repug.

R22, thanks for the laugh.

His son makes Christina Crawford look like an amateur.

Who are all these people? Do we know them?

The expression on Crane's face is like it's his job. Pathetic

{quote]Wasn't Bob running a blackmail scam with the images and that's what go him killed?

It was far from *hidden* photography, r33.

What you had to do for home made porn back then was mind boggling.

Crane was sleazy beyond belief. No wonder he got his head bashed in.

Filming porn deserves being murdered? Um OK.

Was he into quality or merely quantity?

He doesn't look like he's having a good time at that orgy.

R11 The site owner restricted the photo due to hotlinking.

Why are there no fat people? I thought this was "amateurs" and that amateurs was code?

Crane had two sons by different mothers. One son put the movies on a pay-per-view website. The other son brought a lawsuit because he didn’t want them disseminated to the public under any circumstances.

I wonder what does of merch Bob's son sells? Gotta have the merch.

Orgies are not all that great in practice. Porn is completely different from the reality. Really hot guys are selective, orgies attract all the fugos and fatsos who cant get dick any other way. I am sure it's the same in the straight world.

I can feel the sadness in these photos.

R48 That site was running for years, which is why it's baffling none of it's contents are available today.

[quote]The only Hogans Heroes cast member I MIGHT enjoy seeing in sexual ecstasy is Werner Klemperer

The only one I'd want to see is the one who played Lebeau.

Hogan's Herpes.

Now show us Ivan Dixon

This forum thread has some pics

Crane wasn't a bad-looking guy but he didn't seem happy. Many sex addicts aren't happy. It's a compulsive behavior often to distract from deeper mental problems.

The women in the photos look like strippers and hookers.

The kinkiest generation had to be the Silent Generation who were swapping partners, creating polyamorous communes, sex cults, taking LSD, creating pornography and a lot of other things. Boomers get the credit but they didn't even start the Sexual Revolution in the 1950s and 1960s as they were still kids and many ended up conservative because their Silent Gen parents.

Slag groupies.

[quote] Filming porn deserves being murdered? Um OK.

Filming porn can get you murdered, especially if you flim people without their consent. I think some of his female partners said he did just that.

[quote]I think some of his female partners said he did just that.

Link, r61?

The death scene photos can be seen here. Somewhat gory, so be warned.

Oh fuck no!

I don’t want to see this!

R55, he was hotter than Bob Crane!

I'm not R61, but this is from an SF Weekly article about the son's website:

[quote]Crane also insists all of the women photographed and filmed by his father gave their consent, but according to Robert Graysmith, author of the 1993 book The Murder of Bob Crane, and a 1993 article in the Phoenix New Times, some of the women had no idea until informed by Scottsdale police after the murder in 1978.

It also contains this aside when mentioning that the son bristled at rumors his dad was into S&M and homosexuality:

[quote]On June 3, 1993, Werner "Colonel Klink" Klemperer went on Larry King Liveand proclaimed Bob Crane "the most heterosexual person in the history of show business."

Here's an Archive.org preservation of the article.

Bob Crane was way past his expiration data by the time he was killed , 2 weeks short of his 50th birthday.

Who is the gay equivalent of Bob Crane?

R68 That's a good question. But I feel no famous gay man back then would be stupid to make homemade sex tapes. A straight man during the height of the Sexual Revolution could probably get away with it.

He didn't really get away with it, r69. His career had peaked and he was doing dinner theater.

He is so fug i cant believe any of those "women" would let him have at it.

^ He was famous, which counts for a lot

He was famous, was funny, seemed nice and nonthreatening enough and they probably assumed he had a lot of money. Women don't seem as slavish to visuals as men.

I think he lucked out with Heroes.

[quote] Who is the gay equivalent of Bob Crane?

Rupert Everett, R68

He might have paid these women, as well. Maybe not a crazy amount, but it would make sense that he paid.

Does Rupert obsessively create sex tapes? Or is he just a general sleaze?

R77 - I was thinking more of his jealous hatred of Richard Dawson.

He looked better with clothes on than he did naked (like most of us). He had a good head of hair and a winning smile. He was not an implausible TV star, he looked like how a lot of middle aged men looked on TV at that time. He could have played a Darren on "Bewitched."

With all the equipment necessary to film porn back then, I find it VERY hard to believe these broads didn’t know they were being filmed. Come on.

He was cute. Not extraordinarily handsome or anything. But had charisma and a warm smile. I can see women being very attracted to him. Many straight men back then didn't work out unfortunately and all the smoking and processed crap didn't help.

I remember string pics of Bob at full-mast and thinking it was impressive…both length and girth, but that laptop died years ago, dammit.

I also remember reading that at the height of his porn “addiction” he and his porn-making buddy thought nothing about “helping a guy out” if either/both had trouble getting it up. Not sure if any of that was captured on film.

The Paul Schrader biopic about him was fantastic. Auto Focus. Starring Greg Kinnear and Willem Dafoe.

Castmate Robert Clary (Corporal LeBeau) said that the entire cast of Hogan's Heroes was "liberal Democrat" ... except Bob Crane - who was a Republican.

[quote]In the early-to-mid 2000s bobcrane.com was a paid membership website run by his son, that contained some of Bob's personal XXX pic & video collection.

Please don't give Deacon any more ideas, OP. He's already a handful, so to speak.

[quote] With all the equipment necessary to film porn back then, I find it VERY hard to believe these broads didn’t know they were being filmed. Come on.

Maybe the "broads" were so drunk and/or stoned that they didn't notice any film equipment that may have been around. I think it's highly likely that Crane got his sex partners really drunk and/or high before filming them.

All of them? Sure, Jan.

R50 Yeah any time I’ve ever seen documentaries on straight swingers couples and etc, they’re always gross. Same thing with nudist camps / beaches. All really gross people.

Hi, I'm a young person and I'm here to say it: I will never see "Hogan's Heroes" the same way again, whenever I'm watching eldergay TV. Who's next, Ernest Borgnine?

The men's tits are as big as the women's.

I'll always remember that line in the Paul Schrader movie that goes: " If there's more than one penis in the room them it's a homosexual act".

He does look like Jack Nicholson at OP.

He seemed to take a very joyless, workmanlike approach to sex.

R81, very few men, straight or gay, worked out back in the day.

Whenever I see a couple in bed after having sex on TV and the woman has a bra on, I think how stupid and unrealistic it is. Yet in OP’s pic, I see a woman getting spit roasted with not only a bra on but also her g-string/panties on as well.

The woman who’s getting spit-roasted looks like she’s eating pussy, not sucking dick. Also, there’s a man hovering over the 3rd person on the spit-roast. In this particular environment, I think the 3rd person is a woman.

Why would anyone want to see their own father's sex tapes let alone broadcast them to everyone.

At least they got to know their father REALLY well.

It was the gift that kept on giving.

I read somewhere that Crane got really angry when some guy touched him during sex. I didn’t get a homosexual vibe from him at all.

I thought one of the sons said that Bob either let him come to the orgies or had some of the women have sex with the son.

There was a different sensibility in the 1970s. There was a father and son that posed together for Playgirl. Also, the Hager twins from Hee Haw posed naked together.

Well, the son who had the website was only six or seven when his father was killed, so I hope that isn't true.

R100, I read somewhere that Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr were either sharing a broad or fucking a pair of them and Sammy touched Sinatra's ass. Sinatra was enraged and never spoke to Sammy again.

Anyone else hear this story?

I'm far from prudish but I find the idea of looking at and then profiting from my dead parents' personal sex tapes and photos extremely disgusting and exploitative.

Not a bad cock though

If he hadn't died, do you think he'd be still making these videos as an elder?

R89 Ernest Borgnine complained that when he was married to Ethel Merman she insisted on playing There's No Business Like Show Business while they were makin' whoopee.

Count your lucky stars technology is still unable to replicate the Borg’s Dutch Oven.

I turned down better fucks than him when trussed and spread eagle in Club Leather's basement taking almost all comers.

Choices.

Standards.

Dignity.

You left out *poise*, r109.

Autofocus was really good

R15, try reading what you're typing before posting it and stop blaming auto-correct.

It's YOUR job not to insult us. It doesn't matter if your errors are from illiteracy or your laziness.

R110, poise?

It's taken for granted that guys could leave their beers on the upturned soles of my feet while they fucked me without the threat of my spilling them.

That's how I got dibs on the pool table sling.

But it's not something to brag about, especially with all the professionals on this thread.

R82 The scene in Autofocus where he and his buddy jerk off together got me mad turned on in my younger days.

[quote]Every still I've seen of this collection seems oddly joyless.

Don't most sex addicts admit the sex is joyless?

[quote] All of them? Sure, Jan.

Yeah, ALL of his sex partners were completely clean and sober and consenting when he filmed them sucking and fucking. You are one dumb fuck.

[quote]Why would anyone want to see their own father's sex tapes let alone broadcast them to everyone.

Probably to make some $$ MONEY $$

I'd only pay if it was a TV hottie like Michael Landon, Robert Conrad, Robert Reed, Clifton Davis, etc.

R95 Some men (straight) get turned on with a woman wearing lingerie or sexy underwear/bra. She's also wearing a garter belt, not a g string. An ex of mine would go crazy when I wore my garter belt and stockings and my Victoria Secret push up bra. Go figure!

Some women's breasts just look sexier in a bra, esp. women who have had babies.

R117s themesong:

[quote] What would compel a man to do this?

The same reason why people make sex videos. They get off on it.

In that initial photo he looks about as turned on as I would be if I was gutting a fish. But then he may have been doped up at the time. And that fully clothed mook standing in the background looking like he's waiting for someone to say "Davis, party of 2, your table is ready". Sex with no lust or passion displayed is just boring as hell. I'd rather see someone having their hemorrhoids surgically removed.

People who live that type of lifestyle are so foreign to me. Sex to me is like taking a shit. It should be done in private, not done as a performance sport for lowlife scum to stand around and watch like they're looking at zoo animals.

But then I was raised right. Bob Crane was not raised right.

At R9, his dick looks thick but maybe a little short. He was probably proud of it.

It was a power move to be fucking a woman, lackadaisically, plaid shirt guy looking on.

Bob Crane was the center of this little universe.

Tawdry and sordid and squalid.

Crane played a lecherous character named Harry in an episode of the Diick Van Dyke show called "Somebody Has To Play Cleopatra." He has a part in the neighborhood's annual vairety show as Marc Antony and Millie plays Cleopatra. There's a kissing scene; Jerry gets jealous at seeing "Hanglip Harry" kissing his wife. So Laura takes over as Cleopatra. Rob can't tolerate that. A kindergarden teacher with a body like a Playboy model takes over the role; Harry's wife shows up and goes ballistic and Harry has remove himself from the role. Jerry and Rob end up playing Cleopatra and Marc Anthony. The show was pretty funny. And I must say, Crane did lecherous VERY well.

Do you realize.... if Bob Crane were a DataLounger, we'd be high-fiving him and praising him every chance we had? We'd be calling him a WHORE as a badge of honor.

^ Nah, a lot of people here are really judgmental towards other gay men. Read some of the threads about bathroom cruising or the Atlantis Cruise thread

Gay men pretty much hate other gay men. Straight men especially hot ones get a pass for everything.

And Bob is not hot. Ergo, the criticism.

My favorite scene from Auto Focus (tied with the "fuck time watch" exchange) is where Crane gets angry at Carpenter after he finds out Carpenter fingered his ass during the orgy. I can't find of a clip of it on YouTube but it's priceless.

I find him attractive. Fug? No.

Considering they didn't have today's editing software and apps to make people appear more attractive in home video, I'd say he looks great.

I think he was cute not ugly. But he has zero sex appeal to me. He reminds me of a puppy.

R130 In Auto Focus he doesn't finger Crane's ass; he touches it, and Crane realizes it as he watches a video with Carpenter. They taped their encounters and would watch them.

“Fagala!” “I thought it was a group grope! “ Hahahahaha Auto Focus was a good movie.