GRAMMY Awards: Official Thread

I think Adele, Harry Styles, and Latto will take top awards.

Nobody cares about the Grammys, OP.

End of thread.

Brandi Carlisle and Sheryl Crow are dating

I predict a Bad Bunny upset for album of the year.

Brandi and Sheryl are bumping holes

I think Bad Bunny, Beyoncé, and Wet Leg should win, but they won't. Also, Lizzo's time has finally done. Nothing for her.

R3 Brandi is one of those bulls who plays the schoolmarm goodie two shoes act but is a predatory lez

Lizzo is so gross. Who wants to see her fat flapping, even if she can play a flute?

Sheryl has a long history of eating pussy

r8 Yea, Lizzo is not so "Special" after all.

Who knows? Viola Davis already won an Emmy. Maybe Timothee Chalamet will win a Bafta.

Omar Apollo is very cute.

I think “Renaissance” by Beyoncé will win Album Of The Year; “As It Was” by Harry Styles will win Record of the Year, Song of the Year; and Best Pop Solo Performance, and Anitta will win for Best New Artist. Just sayin.

If Lizzo doesn't put on clothes, we don't want to see her.

#Grammyssoblack

Why are the Grammy's not at Radio City Music Hall?

Did Brandi Carlile break up with her wife or is she cheating or it that a bs rumor?

Will Lil Nas X be there? Bad Bunny? The Weekend?

R17, Brandi is Ellen’s side-piece.

R19 two bulls make not a lipstick

Sheryl Crow looks AMAZING for 60

I hope Adele wins. This is only her fourth album and she has had such problems. Perhaps, a win would give her confidence to so live performances again after her last fiasco.

R22, get a life.

The Grammys are so out of touch.

I hope Harry Styles wins.

I hope Taylor wins nothing

Can someone please fire this dude on the E Red Carpet Show already? EVERYONE is a legend or an icon. "What story are you telling with this dress?"

She’s a woman.

Smokey Robinson looks amazing

I really really can’t stand Bobby Bones.

WTF is Harry Styles wearing? Normally I love Egonlab, but that is not their esthetic at all.

King Latifo

What’s wrong with Machine Gun Kelly?

Where are you watching the red carpet? It's not on our tv

Sam Smith needs to be deported. Fat slob.

[quote] Where are you watching the red carpet? It's not on our tv

Good.

It’s on E R33

Does Laverne have areolas? I thought I saw her left one when she was talking to HER.

Thank you r36. Most appreciated.

Bad Bunny wearing MOM JEANS!!

When did the Grammys become such a fashion show with dresses you cannot sit in the chairs with? Do they take them off and put normal clothes on?

Why are the Latin Grammys on CBS?

This looks like a scene from Hadestown

No hablo español!!!

I thought Bad Bunny was the CashMeOusside girl??

Ricky Ricardo is spinning in his grave....

The only reason to sit through this shitfest is to watch Beyonce lose Album of the Year.

Oh, goodness !! Is it dinner theater?

Is that Harry's boyfriend?

Is Lizzo eating fried chicken at her table?

I liked that opening.

Where is Chris Martins Twink?

Berry Gordy at aisle-side table. That is some legendary history sitting right there.

Taylor Swift always looks good.

Trevor Noah seems hyper. Too much caffeine - or something.

I hate Trevor's face and voice.

So, Adele fucks the Rock, tonight. Not bad.

Lezzby....No thank you......NEXT......

I thought Trevor Noah went away?!

Who's the singing scissor sister on stage right now?

Adele looks good.

What do we think of this Golden Globes table set up in the front. I sort of like it.

I like both musical performances so far.

R58: We can hope it stays that way.

Who wants to bet worst host: Jarrod from last month’s Globes or Trevor?

Make the Lezzby STOP!! Please...My cats are howling in pain!!!

Whatever. I'd glad have Trevor's babies

I'd be ok for a overhead light to fall on Trevor Noah.

Who is this country-ish rocker chick? I like this performance.

Is Brandi Carlisle just Jack White in drag?

Love her.

I like Belinda—great performer, musician and voice.

Noah looks like Buckwheat with that hair.

Gonna check her out with my Amazon Prime music. She was great.

[quote]Who's the singing scissor sister on stage right now?

Brandi Carlile

Jlo is starting to look her age. Ben is age-ing Jen

I wonder what Dr. Jill is presenting.

Poor Adele. Bring her another bottle of bolly.

Jennifer is always so modestly dressed. That’s got to be the largest swath of toilet paper somebody ever got stuck and trailed onto the stage behind them from out of a rest room, though.

Only 20 minutes in, but I like the show - for once.

Many people say Melania was never asked to present a Grammy.

[quote]Jlo is starting to look her age

Where do you live that 53-year-old women look like that?

JLo always brings the glamour. You can't deny it.

The show is great, but aren’t all these artists pretty old? Where’s the young new talent?

Adele looked pissed she lost. Good. She didn’t deserve that award. Her album was underwhelming

The music industry always acknowledges older artists who paved the way over new talent.

Every awards show is starting to follow the Globes trend with the tables.

I preferred Adele fat. She's become insufferable since the weight loss.

^Sorry for stupidly un-spellchecked Carlisle praise upthread of “Belinda” instead of “Brandi”! :(

Brandi Carlile’s three Grammy wins tonight: best Americana album for In These Silent Days as well as best rock song and best rock performance for “Broken Horses.”

Wow, I’m going to hate these fan interludes if they go on all night.

I don’t get all the hype with Beyonce

Get these boring bitches off my screen

Same R88. This is painful.

Those fans are embarrassing.

Beyoncé’s two wins so far: best dance/electronic recording for “Break My Soul” — marking her first win in the dance genre — and best traditional R&B performance for “Plastic Off the Sofa.”

EGOT Kween

This older Harry Styles stan. Lol.

Ms Viola looks drunk and in awe of herself.

King Latifah licking her lips while sizing up Viola

Queen got moves

Dumbass bitch Beyawnce aint even there.

R9 please share

Steevie Wonder? Oh, good God.

Viola does look good.

"Steevie Wonder"

Oh, dear, R101.

Mary J should have won that award.

R95 he has a lot of fans of all ages. “Watermelon Sugar” and “As It Was” were both global hits.

Nah. Everyone knew Bey had that award. “Cuff It” was a surprise hit from that album with Gen Z and Millenials on social media.

J Lo didn’t look happy when they brought in the fans

Shania Twain really needs to act her fucking age...

Of course Beyonce has to be late in order to make a grand entrance. What a fucking bitch.

Shania, oh no dear. This look aint it.

Willie Nelson, bless him. Isn't he like 103?

Was Shania drunk?

New Rule----->>If you don't show up, the runner up gets the fucking award...

Willie! The old fossil couldn’t be there. Is he sick?

......

^^^ Stoned

I don't know who Bebe Rexha is, but I wish Joan Rivers were alive so she could riff on this outfit for 10 minutes.

[quote]Willie! The old fossil couldn’t be there. Is he sick?

He may have thought there’s no way he’d win, so why show up?

Shanaia channeling Wednesday Adams.

Billy Crystal looking much better than at the Tony's.

LOL, R97!!!

Shania = mid-life crisis

Stevie Wonder looking very smooth.

He looks good, yeah.

Willie Nelson, Barry Gordon, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder. It’s Grammys AARP!

Is Stevie also…a ventriloquist?!

It's all working for me except the "fan roundtable" segment, which I assume we'll see again.

LOVE Smokin’ Smokey!

But dad, it's Smmmmoky!

Will Coldplay be performing with the Twink?

I never understood Smoky Robinson. Never..

What in the Smokey Robinson's Reanimated Corpse is THAT?

“Tears of a Clown” is one of my favorite songs. I would fangirl seeing Smokey sing that live

Why does Ben always look so miserable? I can't help but think his life will not be ending well. I'm starting to actually have sympathy for him. He seems deeply troubled.

R130 well I feel sorry for you. He’s always been very talented and charming.

Joe Camel in the house!

Ben looks MISERABLE and it's hilarious....He is a SOBER drunk....He thinks about it every day...You can see how miserable he is without Vodka..

Because Ben is a loser who keeps rushing to marriage. He needs to just be single and sleep around with strippers

Jennifer doesn’t allow him to drink. Ben needs the booze. J Lo doesn’t allow it. They won’t last. He will eventually pick his vodka over her.

Ben Affleck looks so uncomfortable. Like the white boy who cannot dance.

Can you imagine being married to JLo AND being sober?....This is the miserable life of Ben Affleck..

Smokey must get a face pull every day. Lol.

Stevie always has the most random singing partners on award shows; remember him and Boy George singing Part-Time Lover together? Or him and George Michael doing Love's In Need of Love Today.

They are tearing up "Higher Ground!" Bound to be the night's best performance! Sounding good, Stevie, et al.

Sam Smith disgusts me in every way Dan Levy disgusts me.

Lady in red wore her wedding dress to the awards.

DRINK BEN!!....I support your right to get boozed up..Vodka loves you...You love Vodka...Go to the Booze Light!! Go Ben...Think about the fun not giving a fuck...

Who's that weirdo in the the red veil?

TRANNY?......No thank you....NEXT.

I can’t.

Trevor Noah needs to be brutally fucked.

She thanks sounding like Cher eulogizing Sonny Bono.

I don't know Sam Smith's song. It sounds like all the other songs in the category.

Honestly, for someone not in good shape, the dramatic red caftan is a look that works.

How long until Madonna posts something on social media?

J Lo looks miserable too. Maybe they are fighting.

For a tranny, she was kind of cute. Obviously thrilled.

I actually HATE that Sam Smith song. Abba should have won or Camila

Mommy dressing her SON in little girls clothes says more about MOMMY than it does your "journey"...

It's a believable chick.

Kim Petras was actually not as ridiculous as I expected her to be. I think because she's not American.

I’m watching a live and the girl is hysterically crying because she’s so happy a Trans woman won.

Did you see that Timothée Chalamet commercial where he say "Oh Leonardo, call me !!"

Kim Petras was on a talk show recently and seemed very cool and normal. I found her likable. Unlike most trans women.

Lizzo is wearing a black mini-skirt !! Oh my!!

Timmy is Leo’s muse

Jenn does also look miserable. I can't imagine there's not something happening behind the curtain. I'm she rides his ass every hour of every day and both are worn out by it.

So Timmy's doing commercials now.

Ben should have stayed home. We don't need him to start drinking again.

All celebs do commercials

R153 = Yeah. The show has caught JLO scowling more than once...Jennifer is in a love triangle = Jlo/Ben/Bacardi

From that backstage intermission tease, is Lizzo coming out dressed…as the evening Manhattan skyline?

Jenn doesn’t allow him to drink. There have even been lives that she has someone check up on him daily when she’s working to make sure he’s sober and looking good before he goes outside.

Remember the Good Old Days when you were supposed to be humilated by being morbidly obese?

I think Lizzo has lost some weight. Or maybe it’s just the slimming effect of black.

I'm just glad she is not shaking her ass

Lizzo's song is an ode to her fat.

How many divorces will this be for JLo?

We've on from tans rights to body positivity and size rights and inclusivity.

moved/tans*

[quote]J Lo looks miserable too. Maybe they are fighting.

She always looks like that. I don't know why they keep trying to make her some kind of "sweetheart" rom-com lead; she's one of the most unlikable stars ever.

Fourth, R175.

R161 Agree. I'm smitten.

There's a reason why people break up and go their separate ways. When they get back together they'll remember why they split up the first time.

Ben doesn't want to be sober and he doesn't want to be monogamous. JLo's crazy and she's got terrible taste in men.

90% of those on stage probably have type II diabetes. Yay, let’s celebrate obesity!

All said, Lizzo is a great singer, performer and personality. Seems nice, too.

Scissor?

Why do all these black whores look like Trannies?

Nipple alert!

Lizzo was dressed appropriately for her size. She didn't look ridiculous like she usually does.

When rap crosses espanol....NO thank you..

Bad Bunny sounds SLOW...

And Gracia to YOU for getting off the stage...

I love Lizzo. She’s a great live performer

All this category’s nominations use the very same background beat. Bad Bunny Rabbit is cute.

I think Bugs Bunny is more interesting than Bad Bunny.

He doesn’t sound slow. He doesn’t speak good English. Asshole r189

Lizzo does have a fantastic voice

^^ So what did he say?

Bad Bunny got a spray tan to seem more Spanish.

This is actually a good show. I’m enjoying it.

So I guess Dr Jill is presenting the last category?

This Spectrum commercial guy needs to e repeatedly kicked in the balls.

Beyonce is morphing into Lizzo.

Mr. Olivia Wilde.

Beyonce looks like her tits were recently inflated.

"The queen is officially in the building!"

*barf*

Is Styles wearing Christmas tree tinsel?

That song sounds like "Take On Me."

Harry is beautiful from the neck up. The tattoos are just trashy. Thank you Harry for covering them up...

Why does Harry wear the crazy costumes? He’s a talented singer. He doesn’t need that.

I can see why Shania Twain is manless...

Isn’t Harry’s an old Diana Ross & The Supremes stage costume…?

Harry can’t hit the notes on his own song.

He looks good.

I think I saw Joey Heatherton wear that same outfit.

Is Shania Twain okay???

Is Harry about to go-go dance?

Disco yeti

Smile Harry!

R209 She has a rather hot husband

Love her or hate her or indifferent, Beyonce is a huge star, so she's going to be focused on. But, they keep on referencing her even when they don't have to. It's like they can't resist telegraphing her Album of the Year win.

Brandi and her husband looked like they really want to get with Harry at the after-party.

I think Shania is feeling wet downstairs.

A movie called 'Cocaine Bear' ? Oh, dear!!

Shania reminds me of the creepy chicks who cheer you on while you are topping their husband. Those women are out there. Trust me.

R197 he looks Hispanic. Look at his features. You’re so ignorant.

Harry Styles is what Shawn Mendes wishes he could be.

Harry Styles is what Shawn Mendes wishes she could be.

I hate fat slob Kalid.....HATE!!!

Cardi is wearing like 700 years of bad luck in that broken mirror dress.

Shawn literally copied Harry with his last album that flopped. He tried being earthy and deep and eccentric out of nowhere, after being nothing more than a hot teen heartthrob pop boy prior.

He tried changing after Styles last album was a smash

Cardi looks amazing

Why’s she wearing a dress made up of knives?

Loving the show, Harry and Lizzo. So far, so good.

they keep on referencing her even when they don't have to. It's like they can't resist telegraphing her Album of the Year win.

Which will make it even more delicious when she loses.

Where are the Black Eyed Peas?

[quote]Why’s she wearing a dress made up of knives?

She came ready to cut a bitch.

[quote]Why’s she wearing a dress made up of knives?

So no one gets near her WAP.

"MY table doesn't have wine. I fucking wish!!"------>>>Ben Affleck

r229 that's true, Shawn really changed up his look but it happened after his album was out, which pre-dates Style's current album. Shawn's tour was going to peddle his played out pre-COVID tunes. He has next to nothing new to offer. But you are right, he tried to copy Harry's "Watermelon Sugar High" song with his horrendous "Summer of Love" crap.

Cardi & Harry shopped at the same store.

Who is the black Alexis Carrington?

And Trevor is very entertaining. Great host.

Grammy announcement spoiler alert: FLEETWOOD MAC IS DEAD TO ME!

This host is quite annoying.

Poor Loretta Lynn imitation.

So much for a SOMBER celebration of those who kicked the bucket...

R238 Wonder came out after Styles second album. Harry’s second album was a smash and he started the earthy retro thing. That didn’t start with Harry’s House

"Who is the black Alexis Carrington?"

Good catch. I saw her too, though my reaction she just looked like a Black church lady. But Alexis Carrington works too.

I actually love love that guitar rendition as we see those who left us. Better than the country song or rap song

WTF----->>Have the BLACK guy pay tribute to the rappers? Have the hillbilly chick celebrate the country folk....And so on, and so forth....Will NPH be coming out to sing for the gay dead?

This is very Black Church in Memphis..But not in the cool fun way..

…Ronnie Spector?

I certainly hope Crosby is getting paid for singing at his own Remembrance....

Mick Fleetwood is the only one in Fleetwood Mac who doesn't realize he was the weakest person on the team. Bongos? Are you kidding me with this?

Bonnie Rait is still hot

He was why the team existed.

Sheryl Crow? Haven’t seen her in Ages

The rest of Fleetwood Mac could have shownb up.

Sheryl Crow sort of looks like an aged Liz Phair.

I wish they would show their ages.

Bonnie also still has quite the voice.

Bonnie blowing Sheryl out of the water there.

"I think I will wear my bucket hat and play the bongos"----->>Mick......BTW that applause was canned in at the end.

Touching

What does that chain/necklace mean?

I think this show is working well because the performances are short and sweet

R259, that's because Raitt is a real singer, unlike Crow.

Love Bonnie Raif, but Cheryl Crow gave the song more of Chrissie McVie's voice and ornamentations, which was nice.

Raitt

Gurl these paid actor "fans"

Not just the performances - the whole thing is moving along pretty quick. Acceptance speeches, interludes, performances. Not perfect, but I like what they've done with it.

The one huge "NO" for me are these insufferable fan roundtables.

Do those country music rubes embrace the lez singer?

Adele Fan = Fuckable but UNdatable....His mother is probably his "best friend" and he wonders why he cannot find a man...

Could we please balance the Lezzbys with some HOT cute guys? Is that too much to ask?

Madonna!!....SLURRING??

This will be painful.

Is it just me, or are all these Album of the Year fans' picks very -- predictable?

The super dense BDF Adele fan. Lol.

Messy Madonna!!

She's drunk.

Is a cane part of her act now?

Doesn't sound like Madonna's usual voice.

Notice the show isn't zooming in on her face?....There is a reason for that...

It’s Bette Davis!!

It's going to be that fat ass

Madonna obviously ordered the cameramen to keep their distance.

Ugh. Taking a bathroom break.

Yes Madonna def said dim lighting and camera far away

Oh no, Madonna, gurl.

It is nice to see her in public again, but of course she's gonna try WAY too hard. The riding crop, Jesus. But not terrible overall.

Lots of these performances with dancers circling the singer.

My cats are HORRIFIED by this performance...

I feel like I need to shower after taking one look at Sam Smith. He's revolting.

Jesus Christ. DIVINE was prettier than Sam Smith.

I hardly know these people.

Sam is dancing like Mariah - in place.

Is this song satanic?

He's too fat to move.

Sam licking THE AIR is satanic.

[quote]Sam is dancing like Mariah - in place.

Mariah makes the dancers CARRY her.

Leave me out of this, r293

Michael Phelps is aging nicely

Madonna looks like Sasha Colby from Drag Race.

Ha, she does, r299!

Seeing Madonna here is kind of appropriately symbolic IMO, bc tonight’s a good show show that is hinting that we just might be finally entering a turn in the music industry world towards a new round of creativity, styles and performers maybe not seen overall really since the 1980s.

Bring back Harry Styles in Judy's pilfered jumpsuit from Valley of the Dolls and the Kids From FAME.

Sam Smith’s tight pant didn’t burst , miracle

*Jumpsuit*, r302???

oh dear

Sam? Sam who?

Great to see Madonna.

R292/R296, say what you will about Mariah, but in her prime she didn't need to be a good dancer.

What's the excuse for sad sacs Sam Smith and Kim Petras? They surely aren't wowing anyone with their looks or personalities either.

Ugh -- I thought James Cordon was over!

Mariah, R307

Madonna introducing Kim Petras because Kim idolizes her and thanks her for gay rights

Sam Smiths dick has been in Brandon Flynns mouth....So disgusting....LoL

Who's the cute black bald queen behind JLO and Ben.

Beyoncé is fat.

Just announce it.

Jesus

James Corden + Beyonce = a perfect storm of insufferable.

Uncle Johnny was a gay.

Will Beyonce thank Dubai for all they have done for her checkbook?

I'm so sick of this fat pompous asshole.

Beyonce being the all-time Grammy winner is just wrong (or indicative of how ridiculous the Grammys are).

BeYAWNce *VOM* 🤢

Are those new balloon tits or due to the noticeable weight gain.

I love that she made this album to honor her late great gay uncle.

Beautiful husband?

Why is this award getting her all riled up?

She’s dressed like a baked potato.

I thought that was maya rudolph

Did anyone else notice Ben looked annoyed while Trevor Noah was sitting there? J Lo faked laughed but Ben couldn’t even smile

Beyoncé is gorgeous

I like that hat!

She wants us to look at her Vah-Jay-Jay....

The Grammys have like 150 categories a year. Winning a Grammy is really not a huge accomplishment. Especially when they have 10 albums nominated for Album of The Year and the major awards now.

R325 because this album actually meant something to her. It’s in honor of her late gay uncle who she adored

I love MJB, but this outfit - no.

And the Grammy for Biggest Hips goes to..

R332 tell that to the many artists who never win one. Most don’t ever even get nominated

Sing it Mary!

Mary J is seizing on stage.

Is Mary making this song up as she goes along (not that there's anything wrong with that -- rappers do it all the time)?

Yaaaass, Mary J.!

R339 singers do it all the time too. She’s a singer. Not a rapper. And it’s common when you forget the lyrics.

Beyonce dedicated her album to her gay uncle who died of aids complication. I don’t like her but I am a bit moved

What’s left?

This feels like Beyonce's swan song. She's moving into matron territory. Her fans are aging and she's not grabbing Gen Z. Renaissance was acclaimed but not a 'hit'. The industry is moving on.

Nana Mouskouri is the Queen of Music, not Beyonce.

I'm still waiting for Will Smith to punch someone or Kanye to grab the mic from the latest winner.

I think Ben thinks he’s inside the old Boston Gahhh-den this evening, and so didn’t expect to find an awards show of musicians all sitting around him.

Kanye is nowhere near that building.

R344 Gen Z is foaming at the mouth on TikTok waiting for her concert ticket sales.

She’s selling out in the UK

r312 that was Beyonce's long time bodyguard Julius. Its long been rumored that they have been romantic

Garbage Rap coming our way....

Foaming at the mouth was how all the In Memoriam winners left the stage this year.

[quote]Gen Z is foaming at the mouth on TikTok waiting for her concert ticket sales.

Nobody's "foaming" for this bitch's shit.

LL def had work done.

He wore every necklace from the store....

R349, age is the great equalizer, even for Beyonce. She's on the fade.

Thanks, R350.

{r265} um her name is CHRISTINE fucking Mcvie and don't you forget it!

Have they gotten to Most Insufferable?

Amazed that Dr Dre hasn't been cancelled for what he did to Michel'le.

Christine Mcvie tribute was nice but Mick, the bongo didn't fit, I know you wanted to be a apart of it. They should have had lindsey buckingham play guitar which he did sometimes live with that song. Who knows it might have been too emotional for the rest of the band to do anything. Hell it was only 2 months ago

[quote]what he did to Michel'le.

Who?

Both “Cuff It” and “Alien Superstar” were TikTok trends. She’s not dead with Gen Z 😂😂😂

Literally everything you say is the opposite of the truth.

I can't believe people still watch these things. They have no credibility anymore.

Dr Dre > Jay Z

R361 no. It was perfect. Lindsay isn’t an original member. And he’s not important. Mick is why the group even existed. Stevie is their biggest star. Linds is nothing

r356 if she's on a fade then she's going out on top. Her concert is going to sell out and people have started fighting like cats and dogs for a seat. Only Queen Taylor and Queen Styles have this much buzz around them. Truth be told, Beyonce is the only one left from her generation (late 90s act) still in the game at this level. I hoped Britney Spears would take Madonna's place but it didn't pan out. For the younger gals, Rihanna basically retired from music and Katy Perry pulled a Felicity, cutting off her hair and destroyed her momentum. Pink is around but was never at the top of the food chain. Beyonce is a lasting presence which is why she's been so succesful. And she doesn't copy her albums, each has been unique while so many artist copy themselves, cough Ed Shereen.

[quote]Nobody's "foaming" for this bitch's shit.

If anything, they're complaining about how crazy expensive her concert tickets are.

Beyoncé even acknowledged TikTok in her thank you post on Instagram. That’s what made Cuff It popular.

Are they rapping about Cops? Because the network censors might need to be on HIGH ALERT!!!

Old people rapping....Sad....

I could give a shit about rap.

50 years of hip hop? By my calculations, they're jumping the gun by about six years.

LL reminds me of our condo complex’s head maintenance guy. I gotta ask to get more maintenance work done.

En Vogue?....

Where's that still-fuckable white whore Eminem?

Great Grampa Rap!!

Why do people place Katy Perry alongside Beyoncé or Britney. Katy was the next generation of pop girls. Rihanna/Katy/GaGa/Kesha/Adele etc. all came years after Britney/Christina/Beyoncé/Pink/Jessica etc.

Britney is one of the best selling female artists ever. She didn’t take over for Madonna because of the conservatorship and personal issues. Not because of fame. She’s ridiculously famous.

Finally. Salt and Peppa Pig.

Salt n Pepa? No way...

Maybe it's because I'm white---but these people are seriously scaring me.

COOLIO!!

There was NO hip-hop in 1973 -- somebody's lying.

R381, I’m not white , they are scaring me too

R381 Bitch, please. This is a lunch time music activity in assisted living.

R381 you’re just racist and stupid.

And now he’s replying to himself. Jesus.

The Queen!

I just noticed my hubcaps are missing.

R383. Yes. There was. It wasn’t popular. It existed.

Fun fact about the late Coolio: "His ashes were then encased in jewelry for his family, with the rest of his ashes going into an urn."

Love the costumes & the energy even though I can’t understand a lot of the words.

Get to the fucking Cast Album awards, already!

I wish they’d identify all these performers on screen.

This segment has more collective crotch-grabbing than a routine evening of scrolling through posts here at DL.

Into the Woods won earlier R393

Is Sherman Hemsley making an appearance?

If watching this doesn't drive Ben Affleck to drink---nothing will.....

This celebration of hip-hop is great.

R394 Srsly. I would recognize the names of all the rappers.... it's just I don't always remember the songs and they are all so fucking old.

Queen Lezzby is ASHAMED of her sexuality.

R394, I agree.

Thos ain't the BET Awards!

These are all great artists but I am just not into hip hop.

It's all the same 4 people...

The audience is loving it.

Missy Elliott is the only hip-hopper who I thought was incredibly cool.

Are The Temptations there?

Hip hop/rap was great in the 80/90s/2000s. You can’t even compare it to the new stuff.

Should go back to 1967: The Four Tops’ “Standing In The Shadows Of Love.”

That actually was AMAZING.

How does John Legend somehow manage to get on every awards show? It's insane. When did he even last have a hit song?

Why didn't Justin Timberlake storm the stage with his hot moves and stylings?

Question----and hear me out---did they sound uppity to you or was it just me?...That Hip Hop show was a nightmare. I feel like I was transported to HELL for 8 minutes.

Vanilla Ice was snubbed.

wtf dude

*Literal* HELL,rr414?

R414 Define uppity. Dare you.

The nice thing about the Grammies is they honor different types of music. Rap definitely deserves a place.

Harry or Taylor wins.....ADELE loses.

Everyone attending, presenting, performing or accepting on this show tonight is drunk.

You’re quite the prognosticator, R420.

Wrong R420!

Except, sadly, for Ben, R421.

Adele wins of course

What happened to ben ? He looks miserable

Dare I say, Ben has looked really happy recently.

She wrote part of the song in the shower!

Because they provided alcohol this year. Usually they sit in a normal auditorium setting. This year they did the Globes setup, with everyone at tables being served alcohol.

Has anyone seen the movie about Dwayne Johnson’s (The Rock’s) childhood? He came a long long way to the life he is living now.

I have to say Dwayne Johnson is a solid piece of ass.

[quote]Dare I say, Ben has looked really happy recently.

Not in the last two hours and 50 minutes, he hasn’t.

I forgot if they do, or still do, but I wonder if they’ll make reference at all to the Lifetime Grammy Award winners from last evening, who (finally…!) included The Supremes.

r378 I said for the younger gals noting that Katy and Rihanna aren't Beyonce's peers but both reach dizzying heights in the late-200s to the 2010s, dominating the Billboard Top 100. Rihanna was the only black pop artist to even be slight competition for Beyonce. But she basically bowed out after her fashion & makeup line made her a billionaire. Katy Perry could/should have dominated but once she stopped playing the bombshell with long hair and nice tits, the public was largely through with her. Now Parry is in JLos status. Making loads of money but not dominated the music space.

Britney is popular but she let dick get in the way of her career. This was before the conservatorship. I really really wanted her to succeed but she didn't have it in her to be that girl again.

Throughout all these stories of other pop tarts, Beyonce continue to make moves and rarely had music missteps. Even Four, a disappointment during release, has grown on fans with "Love on Top" played at many many weddings. Beyonce has also been basically a no-drama work horse of an artist, almost like an old school artist.

My point, others could have come for Beyonce but none of them could sustain.

I thought the one farm guy was gonna blow the other one in that Levi's commercial.

They presenters look as if they are emerging from Gayle King’s puss as they enter the stage.

Luke who?

Why is there still a country category?

Country is the other thing I don't give a shit about.

When was the last time The Grammys were taken seriously?

I presume at least a couple of decades ago if not more.

lol, the audience is bored with this guy.

How long is this show?

Country music in 2023 is just pop music done with a southern accent.

Our modern world is thoroughly "sorted"... the boxes and tribes so airtight. It's almost disconcerting to see something with this breadth: after the Rap section we have this cornporne shit. I like it. Amurrica.

Is this Best Jan 6th Theme Song?

Is Harry gay or bi at least? If he's not he seems to try to blur the lines. He's a little cock tease.

Terrible and the singer is fat.

[quote]I thought the one farm guy was gonna blow the other one in that Levi's commercial.

I liked the shot of his tight ass in those 501s at the end.

The last country singer I liked was Garth Brooks.

A lot of the singers tonight are fat, R446.

Next Year's Grammy's.

Best Compiler on a very long awards list.

Scheduled to end East Coast at 11:30 pm, I believe.

That one is for rednecks

Love Luke Combs. He’s one of the few very liberal country artists, like Kacey Musgraves and Maren Morris

Did I miss Best Barbershop quartet?

Many people say Melania should be presenting an award tonight.

Skankiest Cooch

These aren’t the AVAs.

Why did Taylor look sad when Jill Biden came out?

Trevor should've announced her as "Dr Jill Biden", to make the repugs' head explode again.

Actual cut glass gowns really seem in style this year (for the women).

Jill looks good for an old broad.

She wanted Melania, R458.

Oh their heads are exploding regardless.

The past couple of years the Grammys have been good. This year, not so much.

Jill looks good. I like her gown.

I just thought, wouldn't it be great if Bonnie Raitt won?

Even Bonnie was shocked by that one!

That’s a shocker.

SotY---Bonnie Raitt just won over Harry! Holy moly!

No one expected Bonnie. Lol. Even her. Happy for her; I've always loved her voice.

Bonnie's a class act, at least.

The Beyhive is having a meltdown.

Best award of the night!

Bonnie Raitt won over Beyonce, where is Kanye when you need him?

Joe Biden and his identity politics are why we ended up with the suitcase thief and Ribbon Cutting Cabinet Secretary.

Hard to compare such different songs and choose one as the best.

Will Jill ever dress her age?

She looked great, R477.

Complete upset. I wonder how these awards are selected? Can only songwriters vote or... ?

But good for her, and how nice to have a songwriter award winner connect the dots to John Prine...

With 10 nominees, votes were probably split all over the place among the pop acts—so Bonnie could slip in!

And the retarded troll 475 enters the conversation.

This is like the equivalent of Stacey Q. winning Best Song over Madonna.

I want Dr Jill at the Oscars too just to twist the knife a little more on the MAGAs. I get a sick satisfaction with their irrational hatred.

Yeah, really, R481. Who invited her?

The hat looks so stupid, Chris.

Thank God -- not Beyonce.

They spread the wealth this year.

It sure does, R485.

About damn time Lizzo won an award

Go, Lizzo! ❤️

Who said Lizzo is over? Album of the Year!

R490: Ugh she's so overrated.

R483, why would it matter? The U.S. doesn't have a national culture anymore. Most people don't watch this stuff.

Great choice! Glad for Lizzo's win. It's an excellent song.

Oops that's Record of the Year

What is the difference between record of the year and album of the year

Who said she was over to begin with? “About Damn Time” was a hit

Has Lizzo lost weight? She looks a TINY bit slimmer.

R496 are you serious?

R483: Watching Dr. Jill present I couldn't help but think about the time Michelle presented the Best Picture Oscar live from the White House in 2013.

George Santos was nominated for 23 Grammys and he hasn't one a single one.

I'm so fucking PISSED.

R500 I remember reading in the Oscar thread that year that somewhere Ann Romney was screaming when Michelle appeared on camera.

[quote]What is the difference between record of the year and album of the year

Record of the Year is for a single record (that is, a single song) and Album of the Year is for a whole album.

I now DL hates her, but grats to Lizzo

Okay, Harvey Mason Junior. Cute.

Lizzo’s excitement was cute. Nice that she recognized Beyoncé.

As a production (pace, variety, personalities) this show is better than the Oscars. Who knew?

Not this shit again

R496 The Record of the Year honors the performing artist. Song of the Year honors the songwriter. Record of the Year is given to the performing artist, the producers, the sound engineers, the master engineer, and the sound mixers.

[quote]This is like the equivalent of Stacey Q. winning Best Song over Madonna.

Are you KIDDING? I would have KILLED to see Stacey Q win Best Song over Madonna at her height, especially if they went in for closeup on Madonna.

Gurl I know they didn't put this damn PSA on and these damn paid actor "fans" when they have kept us up this long to find out if Beyonce will finally win the damn thing! Bitch we've been waiting since 1997!

OMG the flaming ABBA fan is a kaweeeeeeeen.

I think Lizzo is smart and funny but wish she would cover herself up more. And not just because she is heavy, I wish most of them would leave more to the imagination.

So cringe

Chris Martin became my therapist!

I guess that, least of anybody nominated or performing here tonight, ironically, personally I think Lizzo is definitely not the one who seems overrated. She’s herself, not a robotic clone, she’s non-commercially really soulful, and an artist who appears really to wear her hurts, insecurities, emotions, her feelings on her sleeves. That’s what a Grammy winner she be all about, in my opinion: a true talent who tries to bridge all those areas, and with their music wishes sincerely to have heart to affect and improve them all positively.

R512 Can Droids be kweens??

The Grammys has been good the past few years. This year, not so much.

Overall great show, but I hope they don't do this again next year with the fans.

R477, And how would you have dressed Jill, given the occasion?

Lizzo is fun. Beyonce is a wet blanket.

[quote] OMG the flaming ABBA fan is a kaweeeeeeeen.

His life is as good as an ABBA song. A true Dancing Queen.

These fans are all talking about how the music and artist make them feel, which is nice, but it has nothing to do with the quality of the recordings.

Lenny Prince Kravitz

This thing is never going to end.

Lizzo insists on pushing morbid obesity positively. And is constantly pushing/bullying/shaming people to call it beautiful. I don't think she's as "real" as she pretends to be.

Taylor is embarrassing

Lizzo's album flopped hard, so she shouldn't be winning. Same with Beyonce.

Closing in on 4 hours: about damn time this show was over.

R513, maybe Lizzo will eventually lose weight like Adele. But either way she is fine. She has talent and staying power.

I think the last time I bothered to watch The Carpenters were in contention. I'm talking about since this broadcast started, not decades ago.

I’m going to assume this guy sounds a lot better on the recording.

The audiences were bored

Steve Lacy is bisexual excellence

I absolutely hate this song.

R528 this isn’t the Billboard awards….

Despite being everywhere, Bad Habit still is fresh and hot

Was Taylor standing up really necessary?

R532, he does. Steve Lacy’s SNL performance was much better.

I like Samara.

I would be yelling "sit down" to Taylor Swift and her standing up dancing all the time

Ok. This is a good win. I like that they didn’t go with who is popular and gave it to who deserved it, unlike last year

Samara is an Indian name.

She does that dancing shit every single year.

Did they just bolt a camera to the floor and point it at BeYAWNce? Christ on a crutch nobody needs to see every goddamn reaction.

Another surprise. Deserved, good for Samara.

R543 ok???

Samara Joy seems to have pure talent. Glad she won and not some other cookie=cutter pop flavor-of-the-month.

Just bought Samara's CD on Amazon. Delivery 2/13. She has such a smooth Sade sound.

It’s nice to see these enthusiastic and truly grateful winners.

You mean Anitta didn't win for her twerking and thong?

Rodrigo’s outfit looked so classically, elegantly understated. Then they panned to Adele’s clitoris-informing collared gown.

NO MORE FANS FOR GOD'S SAKE. WE DON'T CARE.

The older fan had a good stylist. Will the two queens fuck?

Was there any acknowledgment of Olivia Newton John in memoriam?

Count me in as a Lizzo fan. She's a very talented flautist, her songs are fun and catchy, and she's clearly expressing herself through her clothes — unlike Sam Smith, who's just a stunt attention queen. Plus she seems nice.

Harry over Kendrick Lamar?!

Aw, the grandma's gonna present the award to Harry!

Aw, Harry hugged Grandma.

Coldplay lost!!....Cursed by the Twink!!

LOL Adele didn’t stand up. She looks PISSED

Yes, R555

Silly stunt with the fans.

But Harry was way cool with his Frau-Fan!

The fans announcing the opened-card winners is like the awards being announced and presents by customers at Walmart.

Good for you, Harry. Now go get those tatts removed.

Someone was screaming BEYONCÉ WAS ROBBED

Seems like the Academy was like "Let's get Bey to the Grammy win record (which they did early), then we can chill with her."

R566, it's the truth

Jay-Z?

I literally jumped up clapping and screaming when Harry was announced. Been rooting for him all night. He should have won Song and Record also. What a massive album

BEYONCE WAS ROBBED

Beyonce has had sufficient.

Happy for you, r570! I would have done the same for one of my faves, too, but it lost 😕 (Soundtrack).

Was obvious Beyonce wasn't getting the big awards. They gave her enough to beat the record, but weren't going to be that generous

Happy for Harry ! I wanna him inside me deeply

Yes, R555. Olivia's picture was shown I think during the part of the in memorium when the country singer was singing Coal Miner's Daughter.

Who is the God they're singing about, though?

I don't appreciate Harry's gay baiting and cock teasing.

Olivia was one of the first names shown. They showed some of the bigger stars first.

Oh dear, it’s annoying Rapper-a-Saurus DJ.

R578 he is bi

He isn’t bi. He’s “pan”

Jesus, this final performance is never ending.

When will the rapping end? Is there an off switch?

Sorry, I'm a Beyonce fan but I laugh my ass off every time she loses AOTY. People's insistence that she's some sort of deity is way too much.

I find this table offensive.

I agree with Harry. There is no such thing as “best “ with music. He deserved it as much as anyone else though.

That bitch isn't out as anything so why bother claiming him as part of the community?

Why is all that food on the piano?

I changed the channel right after the album of the year was announced

Beyoncé is a massive star. She’s won all the other big categories in the past but never Album. Lemonade should have won.

Gotta say these Grams seemed to me to be one of the best visually produced in a long time—good job.

Where was Best Drum Machine?

Finished by midnight!

At least you watched. I stopped watching after swift won her third of the year.

Very good show overall. Slightly too long but that's always the case. Cut out that fan roundtable bullshit and it would have come in at 3.5 hours.

This was a good year.

I like Bey but she didn’t deserve the win for this album. She did deserve it for Lemonade, however.

I’m crying. I’m so happy for Harry.

Ugh, the final performance was cringe. Was it meant to be dramatic? I'm glad I grew up listening to music that was ignored by the grammies.

R598, Mary!

What kind of album name is Lemonade ? Stupid idiot. She should come up with something like Lasagna and hope to win next time.

I agree the show looked pretty slick.

They should’ve eliminated those inane fan segments to keep the pacing up, though.

This is the equivalent of Stacey Q. winning Best Album over Madonna's album.

Didn't we hear that already, R604?

Sorry, R603.

What a long-ass show, but good award choices.