Madonna’s Deformed Body

Does she spend all day in the bathroom? Is she wearing a diaper? Maybe she has accidents and needs to keep close to the can.

Unfortunate looking creature.

R1 It Depends!

Jesus, is she wearing one of those diaper covers like they put over cloth diapers? What is with the extra padding/spillage/fluff around the hips?

That is the ass filler being pushed because she is leaning.

Also extra weird - the digital artifacts around her right eye (our left).

That's quite a sag in her boobs.

Angelyne aged better.

Can’t she go back to being a fake British aristocratic? That was peak Madonna with regards to her personal styling. That also occurred during her Confessions Era which was outstanding and the highlight of her 21st Century output.

Hair and body were on point. Where did that woman go?

[quote] That was peak Madonna with regards to her personal styling.

She looked like an aged out granny. WTF are you smoking? She wore tracksuits and trucker caps non-stop. Her hair was always unwashed and she looked emaciated. Dull, dull, dull.

She looks whorrible.

I agree with R8.

This was 2006. She looked great.

Thank you r11! The trucker hat stuff was from her Music and American Life (?) era. She ditched that around the time of Confessions and tried to clean up her act. It only last like 2 or 3 years but Guy Richie’s dick must have been keeping her satisfied because she tried hard to play the domestic goddess, author, equestrian, and pop mega-star with an accent at that time.

I loved her 1995-1998ish Tom Ford/Gucci years.

[quote] This was 2006. She looked great.

Yes, she did look great... seventeen years ago.

Yes, R14, she would look older now, but not deformed and utterly tragic, if she'd not gone bonkers with fillers and plastic surgery.

It's tragic what has happened to her and what she has done to her body. It makes me question everything I thought about her. She always seemed at least somewhat intelligent but to allow someone to do that to her body, I just don't understand. It's embarrassing.

At first I was disappointed I didn't get tickets for her upcoming tour but considering the state of her body, how is she going to dance and how is she going to maintain that schedule of shows? It's Michael Jackson This is It all over again.

She's obviously not going to get those ridiculous butt implants taken out before the tour.

It's ok these days for Vadge to strike a pose, because now we have really reliable adult diapers. Why would she choose to be photographed with a full load though? Gal is off the charts kinky.

Why in the world is she doing this to herself? Her perception of herself must be worlds apart from reality.

[quote] It's ok these days for Vadge to strike a pose, because now we have really reliable adult diapers.

We did forty years ago, too!

I'm sensing that Guy Oseary (or someone close to her) told her she needed to do this upcoming tour to restore her legacy. And so far, it seems to be working.

But I hope they ALSO told her she needs to stop with the plastic surgery and maybe get some reversal procedures (if possible). Because she will look ridiculous on stage with those ass implants.

Why did she get rid of her eyebrows?

I see they photoshopped the walker out of the photo!

There are only so many ways one can psychoanalyze Madonna. She's always been Cluster B-adjacent, and that fall from a few years ago probably cause some sort of TBI. I don't think her recent behavior negates anything she excelled at earlier in her career.

Madonna needs to go have all the boob, butt and filler taken out and get a smart, short textured haircut and age more like Edie Falco.

[quote] The trucker hat stuff was from her Music and American Life (?) era.

No. She wore them all through to 2011.

Madonna in 2007.

2007.

2006.

2006.

2006.

2008.

2008.

She seems frail and ill, whether physically, mentally or both. She was a force of nature until maybe a decade ago. It’s depressing seeing her like this.

I know it was all just as fake as her other phases were, but Madonna cosplaying as 'Lady of the Manor' was my favorite of her periods too.

Blah, r34. Such a pretentious cow.

Do you all think she's physically and mentally up to touring?

I don't. I can see her having to cancel shows.

My favorite period of Madonna was her first 2 years of success.

I can't beginning to really understand just how jarring all of this must be to long-time or even passive Madonna fans. I suppose for me, a gay black man in my early 30s, this would be like Beyonce cutting up her face and lose the entire narrative of her career. Like Madonna, Beyonce has had an ironclad grip on her career and image. To see such a fall from grace has got to be disappointing.

For the love that all that is go, if you are going to get work done, please only use Cher or Jane Fonda's doctors.

Weirdly, her daughter is going the same route. In the latest pics from New York fashion week, Lourdes looks just as skanky and and face-fucked.

We are clearly living through a phase where human brains are being infected by cordyceps and Madonna is its first famous case.

^And Britney Spears is the second one.

Like mother, like daughter.

Madonner.

I liked Sex era Madonna best

I like the "Dress You Up" era.

[quote] Beyonce has had an ironclad grip on her career and image.

No she hasn’t! Da fuck?! She’s a total creation of her father and husband. GTFO.

Hold me Sean Penn, I'm scared.

R40, cordyceps? The mushroom extract? What is wrong with cordyceps?

r48 apparently it’s in the global food supply and will infect most of us

I think the whole "no publicity is bad publicity" trope doesnt exist anymore and shes just clueless about it . If she read comments on her many hideous pics she'd quickly see most are very negative,and she doesnt have enough years left to live it down.

Laughing my ass off at M in a pussy-bow blouse when promoting her kids' book at r11. She reminds me of Jolie getting out all the old-lady clothes when 1. She met ERII and 2. She attended a church service ERII was scheduled to attend but missed.

Cosplay for rich and famous t*rds.

Who could have foretold that she would completely lose her mind, her ass, her face AND her dignity, all in a few short years? Watching the interview at r37 makes it even more unbelievable what's happened to her.

She looks like Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen of Hearts in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Every time I see a new Madonna thread with a photo I squirm with revulsion. I never would have seen this coming back in 1984 watching her on MTV but I guess it just goes to show you never know what fame will do to people’s heads. She’s basically just Michael Jackson at this point.

Her body and face changes are depressing. Those initial cheek implants (around 2006 ?) were done poorly. Too bulky. I think it was a matter of her surgeon saying they'd settle. They didn't. So addicted to attention is/was she that she couldn't lay low for a while and have them revised. For me, that's when she lost the plot aesthetically.

As other have said, post Guy Ritchie, her confidence died. She sought the veneer of an intellectual European, and couldn't carry it off when she had no reason to be living on the continent.

Reinvention musically is fine. People can suspend past impressions and make room for the new approach. It fell apart when she began to believe, at her core, she was anything other than your average midwestern Podunk girl. Maybe she did realize it, and has decided to stop trying to aspire to anything but the LCD.

I always loved Madonna's eyes and cheekbones and she ruined both with the cheek implants. And then she had more shit done to her face. Her lips look distorted.

I guess she's always had body image issues. Remember when she did the Sticky and Sweet tour and she looked like Skeletor with no body fat and the skeletal face and arms that looked like gristle? I thought it was just depression after the end of her marriage but I think she is obsessed with taking her body to extremes.

Her tour is selling fast, though. They’ve doubled dates in just a few weeks. Demand is sky high. She won’t be insured if she isn’t in top shape when this happens. Live Nation and Warners are not going to let her fuck this up. She’ll get her shit together by the tour. Just watch. She’ll add Asia, Latin America, Australia, then double back to EU and US again. She’s going to change the set list for the 2nd go around in EU and US.

I can't believe she's leaning towards Pete Burns territory - but she really is starting to resemble him.

If I told you it was Madonna unfiltered in the right of this photo, most people would believe it.

She was on Fallon about 6 months ago. She didn’t look too bad in the face. Her filters are exaggerating certain features on purpose.

She had perfect boobs. IDK what she did to them but they are way too big now. I’m not sure why she did that to her ass and tits. Both were fine before.

The filters at the OP make her look like M3GAN .

She was skin and bones in Stick and Sweet. Not a good look.

I get a lot of Amanda Lepore too. Not just Pete Burns.

R61 Not on the 2nd leg. She gained weight in 2009.

Ok thanks for the detail.

Saw clips of her from 2015 on Twitter tonight and realized that even then, even being a little less graceful after the accident with the cape, that she still looked and moved normally.

The first time I noticed something was really wrong was that heavily filtered bathtub video of hers early in the pandemic where she's obviously panicking and also not making much sense, and there were a ton of prescription pills on a counter behind her. It didn't stay up long once people noticed the pills.

What accident with the cape, r65?

Many many former trained dancers (she was) and people who danced in heels on stage for years have a LOT of joint pain and other issues later in life.

Prince got addicted to drugs because of the pain he had from wearing those 6 inch heels and doing the splits.

It’s sad to lose it over a loser like guy Ritchie. She’s had better

Well I, for one, thinks she's aging quite gracefully!

Not all those pills were something bad. She’s likely prescribed a lot of vitamins, and other supplements especially since she had knee, not hip, replacement. Her right knee was causing her a lot of pain on the Madame X tour. She openly cried many nights due to her knee. She had surgery early in the pandemic so likely some of those pills were narcotics, but she’s never had an addictive personality so I don’t believe her erratic behavior is drug related. We’d definitely hear solid rumors. Hers is mental. I think perhaps she might have some TBI from the fall. All her bizarre behavior happens after the fall. It makes sense.

She is the most beautiful semi-human being that ever walked God's green earth.

Without the filter.

She needs Christopher back

But what is it?

She looks incredible. I don't get the hate.

Her head is gargantuan. She’s giving Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen.

**MADONNA DEAD**

1958 - 2023

Does she live in her bathroom? She must sit in there all day doing whatever stash of drugs she has.

Guy Richie never took her down. She was planning all this during the Richie marriage. While he was hunting game, she was shopping at Laura Ashley and dreaming of the moment she could become a big slut again. She thought she had it figured out.

[quote] Many many former trained dancers (she was)

She couldn’t cut it as a dancer and dropped out.

Madonna is on my 'to visit' list. I've been so busy the last 3 years.

r80 Fucking lie. Just die cunt.

Her face

[quote] Fucking lie. Just die cunt.

That’s not a nice thing to say about Vadge.

Ugh.

No neck and potato head. She’s also got a second chin.

Her screaming, “Do you want some controversy” was just embarrassing.

She looks like a chola Snoop Dog.

Reanimated Pete Burns looks shorter these days. Also, that POTBELLY!

R87 It was even more embarrassing when she made a comment that she thought everyone would applaud and scream over, and when they didn't, she had to say, "This is the part where you make a lot of noise."

Meanwhile, in this pic Jane Fonda was one year older than Madonna is now....

At least she was covered up. I’m surprised she did show her fake ass again.

Why is she always dressing like a Nazi?

Lili Marlene in her mid sixties looked a MILLION times better than Stay Puft Nazi Ciccione at 64.

Not deformed- just a bit zoftig and packed into bustiers like some Hungarian dowager.

No Hungarian dowager ever looked like she was about to devour 55 Central Park West with her cheeks alone, r95

In 2018. Already using some fillers, already had the fake cheeks, but WHAT a difference. This must have been right before she went completely over the cliff into madness.

Who is she doing this for? Does she imagine she has legions of exacting fans?

The Grammy audience was so shocked by her appearance they were unable to respond on cue to her comments.

She is beginning to resemble a Lucasfilm creation.

Her reception at the Grammys was lukewarm at best. She trots out there with her stay puft face like she’s queen of the music universe, when practically everyone in the audience didn’t care, and just find her embarrassing.

She must be drinking. I realize she has tons of fillers but the face seems to have some alcohol bloat. That would account for the double chin as well.

So that’s what she looks like without image manipulation. I knew it would be bad but this is Depp level grossness.

What I find interesting is that she’s coming full circle with the brow — back to pencils! She’s slowly moving from the bleach toward each nineties razor thin brown brows again.

If I was her MUA, I would steer her toward non-bleached, naturally full brows. She needs that to balance out the fullness of her face. The bleach/skinny brows are accentuating her puffiness.

When I look at the pics of Madonna in her youth during the Virgin days she was really pretty. Not beautiful but sexy and a great body. Gorgeous eyes. Too sad and I've never been a rabid fan. More of a "some catchy tunes but a total cunt" types.

Vadge was so cute and appealing in the early days of her career. She had a naturally soft and curvy look, I have no clue why she decided to get all toned and try to be some couture model type, that wasn’t who she was. I also think she was prettiest with her natural dark hair, which she had in “Like a Prayer.”

Like most true narcissists, she has always had negative self esteem. No amount of adulation, attention, or success has ever been enough to rid her of her self doubt and body image issues, so this freak show is naturally where she ended up. It’d be sadder if she wasn’t such a cunt.

She could never accept her naturally soft petite body and has spent decades torturing it to look like something else, with sometimes grotesque results.

She's in the Marilyn Monroe camp, not Jane Fonda.

[quote] Like most true narcissists, she has always had negative self esteem. No amount of adulation, attention, or success has ever been enough to rid her of her self doubt and body image issues, so this freak show is naturally where she ended up. It’d be sadder if she wasn’t such a cunt.

I loved that she named her last hit compilation "Finally Enough Love" especially when she knew she could never get enough.

She's salvageable. She just needs to reverse every procedure she's had on her face, get a breast reduction and lift, and choose a wardrobe to cover up her chest and arms.

She will rise again...

What is she going to look like in 5 years time when she's 70? She'll really have to be shelling out the $ for her caramel skinned 19 year old lovers to fuck her then as she will be beyond repulsive.

[quote] Moon-assed (and faced) Madonna needs to phone Mrs. Affleck's surgeon STAT!

No reputable plastic surgeon will come within a mile of her now.

She was slurring last night at the Grammys. Think she's popping oxys or 🍻 all day. Would explain the bloat.

R110 those guys are for show only. From what I've learned from my mother, sister and various female friends once they hit menopause most of them cease being interested in sex. I'm sure there are exceptions but they all said they only do it now to make their men happy but most of their guys have erectile problems anyway at that age.

Roseanne Barr bar was hit by a car as a teenager and the hood ornament struck her in the head.

Do you think being thrown from a horse and that cape fall is giving her Roseanne levels of mental Insanity?

We had another thread recently on her (can't recall which, there are so many) in which the areas around her eyes (orbital area) was swollen. From my days of heavy drinking, that would to me, as well as generalized facial bloating. I've definitely been seeing that in her pics (facial swelling).

I mean for Christsake this was just 8 years ago. WTF happened?

She shouldn't have taken up equestrianship as a woman over 40. It can really be quite dangerous (started riding, dressage when I was a kid, and it's broken several friends bodies over time). That was what seemed to change her physical prowess in working out, something she was proud of was her body. Combined lack of movement, pain, unlimited source of money and meds led her discipline to entropy to dysmorphia. Unless she employs people who aren't going to blow smoke up her ass about her looks, and gets some 'botched' procedures redone, she's going to thoroughly self destruct.

Vanity, especially to her degree, combined with aging, and gravity are her cruelest enemies at this point.

Janbot is talking to itself in this thread. Granted, Madonna is not well right now, but she’ll get it together and is selling huge amounts of tickets to her upcoming concert. Not so for Janet Jacket.

Um, it's hardly just Janbot talking. I doubt Madge can get it together, she's been falling apart for 5 years now...she'd have to reverse all her surgery to get it back. I don't see that happening.

LOCK HER UP!

Jfc, what type of mental illness is this?

Hi janbot. Trolldar it. All Janbot

I wish Larry King was still with us to comment upon Madonna's passing.

Sure is R122.

I can't WAIT until Janet Jackson cancels her concert. Just like she did last time. It's going to be absolutely hilarious!

Wtf happened to JJ's nose?

Miss Ross is 79 next month...

Sometimes the body and the mind are separate and with a good mind a good person could still fall in love with you. But with Madonna all evidence points to her body and mind to be the same.

Madonna gets so much shit done to her face (and body in general) that it's hard to tell if it's bloat or a new procedure. She is a plastic surgery addict and it's sad to see. How can she think she looks good with that puffed-up face and hideous ass? It's so bizarre.

R128- The humiliatingly hideous ass implants. That was the beginning of the insanity. And here we are now. She should have been 5150'ed right then and forced to receive a mental health evaluation.

[quote] If I was her MUA

MUA, really? You’re just pulling acronyms out of your ass.

So if you get that many fillers, doesn't your skin stretch? If she stopped getting them would she deflate like a balloon? Also, does her head have stretch marks on in?

That's always been my theory R131. I don't think you can stretch facial skin like that or it leaves permanent marks. Maybe it leaves the skin more wrinkly.

So, in other words, she's stuck looking like the stay-puft man for the rest of her life, even if she ever gets mentally well again.

It takes more than a cold flannel and some Body Shop Oatmeal Scrub for me.

Have you tried bitch twigs R134?

Her ass implants are a cautionary tail.

r130. that is a correct acronym in the film/tv/print industry.

These people go way too far in pursuit of turning back the hands of time - OBVIOUSLY! The idea is to maximize facial appearance while doing the minimum to achieve that goal. Anything beyond that and they start looking way too unnatural. Self-awareness and self-acceptance goes a hell of a long way! Madonna had always been a very, very health conscious woman. She could have easily transitioned into old age while maintaining her true physical self and its natural attractiveness. Now, she doesn't even look human - she looks like a fucking cyborg!

I don't exactly know why I've taken the time to deliver this unnecessary post. I think I'm still glad that the extraordinarily long Prime time is over.

That will be all.

[quote] that is a correct acronym in the film/tv/print industry.

This is Datalounge, sir. We’re not a film/tv/print industry.

She was still okay in 2019 and I suspect she thinks she still looks like this, braids and all.

She must be pathologically afraid of death, dying.

That is the tiniest little image at r140, let me try again.

She'd overdone it on the fillers a little in 2019 but the brows were good and the size of the chin and cheek implants/fillers wasn't too outrageous.

I think it was 2020 when she started looking like a bloated 50-something Bette Davis, and it's been downhill ever since.

omg. Does she have no idea how bad she looks? Time to stay home, sweetheart, and count your money.

She had so many great “looks” that were both fashionable and appropriate for who she was at that time in her life. As a longtime fan, I thought by now she’d be aging well (not plastic and filtered), collecting art (or pursuing some other outlet for her creativity) and enjoying the legacy she’s created and would leave to the world. But this is not anything I would’ve expected from her, this clinging to relevance and youth so desperately. I don’t mean to sound judgmental, but I am surprised at this outcome.

Does her pussy stink?

Then you weren't really paying attention during her peak years, R144. Her vanity and inauthenticity were visible from space to many of us.

Didn't the continual total makeovers -not just of fashions or hair but of EVERYTHING - give you a clue? The obsessive working out and weird, trendy diets didn't clue you in that she's freakishly obsessed with her appearance and wasn't going to relax into a comfortable, graceful old age?

One thing I've noticed and never gotten an explanation for is that all of these extreme surgery victims have an odd pebbly texture to their skin eventually. Is it the foundation just settling into stretch marks? Wildenstein has it bad.

I was paying attention R146, but I interpreted her reincarnations as an extension of her creativity and what made her iconic. And I took her commitment to fitness and health at face value. I thought her pushing boundaries reflected confidence and empowerment, which is why I didn’t expect she’d act this way in her later years. I thought she’d have confidence to age gracefully, perhaps even change the face of aging. Obviously I was wrong. Please collect your cookie.

A lot of us assumed she'd go into old age with "Yeah, I'm old, deal with it motherfuckers, and stop being sexist about aging." She had that kind of "deal with it, motherfucker" attitude about so much, and even if it was just branding, there wasn't any real sign that she'd freak out and deform herself like this.

How many chins does she have now?

R150- She looks like a gargoyle in that photo. A wrinkled, old gargoyle.

I don't see a single wrinkle R151. That's what's so bizarre looking about her face. Pretenaturally smooth.

Seeing this makes me FEAR for the re-emergence of Siouxsie Sioux this summer in London. I hope and pray she hasn't deformed herself into some plastic surgery nightmare.

I can't bear to see another rock/music icon turn into a bizarro side show attraction.

I think R146 nailed it. There’s really nothing new about any of this-

R101

[Quote] Her reception at the Grammys was lukewarm at best.

I was floored by the audience's reaction / complete disinterest in her. She got no respect, and I think she was treated rudely. She was a trailblazer, regardless of how anyone sees her today. And in that moment it shouldn't have been about how she looked.

People are devolving.

This IS her being "deal with it motherfuckers!" Since she is now mid 60s, she's smart enough to know that cone-titty, sex book spreading, grill wearing material girl has been played out, and isn't "age appropriate'. So now she fucks with her face to cause controversy. My question: why so much filler? Their faces end up HUGE. Look at poor nicole K. The face just grows and grows till you're in wilderstein territory.

[quote]How many chins does she have now?

This demented fool has more chins than a Chinatown phonebook.

[quote] She was still okay in 2019

No she didn’t! Her face was pulled so tight she couldn’t blink.

2020.

[quote] Since she is now mid 60s, she's smart enough to know that cone-titty, sex book spreading, grill wearing material girl has been played out, and isn't "age appropriate'.

Huh? She’s wearing grillz and just re-released her Sex book. She even uploaded a video of her vagina.

lol.

Facelift.

Red headed stepchild.

Alien.

Screaming.

Phone home.

Filter vs reality.

Filter vs reality.

^ Wow, Dee Snider looks rough!

[quote]Huh? She’s wearing grillz and just re-released her Sex book. She even uploaded a video of her vagina.

Her vadge must look like a NYC subway tunnel.

How does that scarred and skinned old chipmunk lady get so many nuts in her mouth and did she drink something with poison ivy in it? Can't they help her?

She looks like a sad, old street hooker.

Holy ig filters Batman

Did she go to the same plastic surgeon as Priscilla Presley?

She looks ready to star on Botched.

Poker face? NO Joker face!

MY EYES!

Looking at this mental case gave me cataracts [bold]and [/bold] glaucoma!

Put this woman in a conservatorship.....STAT!

I agree a conservatorship is justified and she should not have access to her800 million dollars. If this is what she is doing with it to herself think of the harm she could cause with it to others.

She and Matthew Perry should date.

She needs to...

- lose 20 pounds - dye the eyebrows a darker shade or pencil them on - get the ass implants revised to about half their current size - get about 75% of the facial fillers dissolved - buy a really great wig or just get a really flattering cut & color and stop with the hideous braids - get the implants in her chest downsized - bum lift - tit lift - lose a rib

But what about her Sculpey face?