Visibly uncomfortable Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon at movie premiere

Yes, it looks like Reese got pranked on Kutcher’s show ‘Punk’d’ and is threatening to sue.

Ashton is lucky he's got a career, never bothering to even flash his cock or arse to make up for his lack of talent.

He didn’t bare his ass in that movie where he played a gigolo?

Probably because he doesn't bathe....

R2: I can't even believe he was a former model. I never thought he was that attractive. He did show his ass however in No Strings Attached and Spread. On the other hand, the arrogance of mediocre talents like Armie Hammer and Jon Hamm who think they're above doing nudity is astonishing.

Why can't you believe he was a model? He still looked like one when Demi latched on.

At least Ashton made an appearance. When she made that stupid Christmas film with Vince Vaughn they hated each other so much during filming that Vaughn didn't do any promotion for the film later. He didn't even appear at the premiere!

He has a squat face shape, never made it that big as a model, but he was undeniably fetching.

mignon

Amateurs.

^ and they were supposed to be fucking.

Why do men hate her?

You'd think she'd have a lot more clout considering Hello Sunshine is worth at least half a billion dollars if not more. Sad that the only way she gets work is if she produces and the only movies her Hello Sunshine produces are mediocre crap like this.

[R13} So very true. And let's not forget- she's an Oscar winner !

[quote]Why do men hate her?

Because she's a cunt.

I like her but the Oscar win was ridiculous. "Johnny, you still taking those pills?"

Maybe she’s disgusted by his personal hygiene habits and told him so.

They look like wax figures of themselves.

Men hate her but women love her.

I'm a man, gay though, and I don't hate her. She seems very clever and ambitious.

R16: All she did was play a banjo. At least she stays in her lane most of the time but god she is a very limited actress.

How bad could she be? On a scale of one to five Lucille Balls.

[quote] Why do men hate her?

Because she's an annoying squeaky-voiced midget who looks like a mushroom.

If they wanted to give her an Oscar it should have been for Wild.

Oscars = Trash.

It’s amusing that these douchey actor bros hate her.

It makes me like her- from a distance.

Is she Lez? Does she ever have chemistry with men in public?

R27: I'm leaning towards straight but she's a real enigma. She's rather cold around men but seemingly gets along with every female that comes into contact with her. That could be daddy issues. Her father remarried while he was still technically married to Reese's mother.

Look at that dress. It's trying very hard to give her some shape.

This is giving Jennifer Lawrence/Leo Dicaprio vibes when they attended a premiere, only this is even more awkward. I miss these type of romcoms, so I’ll watch it. Ashton was in a really good one years ago called ‘A Lot Like Love’ with Amanda Peet. I thought it was good and they had great chemistry.

Anjelica Huston on Penny Marshall:

Penny Marshall gave you an acting jobIn a 1983 guest appearance on Laverne & Shirley, Huston played the model Miss Paris, who appears in a fashion show wearing an Eiffel Tower hat. a few years after A Walk With Love and Death. Did you remain friends with her?

Not at the end, because her habits conflicted with mine.

What do you mean? She stayed up all night smoking cigarettes in subzero temperatures. What do you mean by “subzero temperatures”?

Her rooms were freezing. Like air-conditioned, way up. She stayed up all night, followed QVC for beanbag dolls and stuff. She had this collection of sports memorabilia. She had a sort of museum in her basement full of signed baseballs and Lakers shirts. I just couldn’t relate. And also, frankly, she took a lot of coke.

All the way to the end?

I don’t know about the end, because I didn’t see her the last couple years. But when I worked on Laverne & Shirley, I was so impressed by her. She was a great comedian, and she could do anything. She was so inventive.

It’s interesting, because it sounded like her friend Carrie Fisher had relapsed before she died.

From what I understand, Carrie was taking a lot of drugs. I don’t want to die from drugs, God! What a grim way to die. Unless you’re debilitated and need to get out of here. But to go accidentally on drugs, I’d hate that.

Have you lost your way?

Her upper arms are too big. No more sleeveless garments for you, Reese.

Do you know who I am? You’re about to find out who I am!

He is such an insufferable douche. As one poster said above, the fact that douche bros hate her makes me like her more.

She was good in that movie with Mark Ruffalo where she was dead. And Napoleon Dynamite played the psychic medium

He's charming and good looking in the movie mentioned above A Lot Like Love (2005)

He's a goodlooking guy - not drop-to-my-knees-in-public-in-front-of-my-family-and-anyone-whose-respect-I-value and blow him goodlooking, but handsome in a traditional mainstream sort of way.

If I met him on the street, I'd certainly be interested.

R38, whom would you blow in front of your family? Just curious.

Straight men (especially the southern straight men Reese grew up around) will tolerate a smart woman, but only if she does absolutely everything for them.

Fuck that.

I suspect Reese feels the same. Hence the hatred. See also: Clinton, Hillary.

I HATE her. Hate. HATE.

Hillary is from Chicago. She spent ten years in Gawd’s waiting room.

R38- I second R39. That story sounds way more interesting than Reese Witherspoon.

Maybe they actually hooked-up. They have that shamed and guilty demeanors.

R38 - I second and third R39 and R43 because I can’t imagine anyone I’d blow in front of my family, although, to keep it somewhat on topic, Ryan Phillippe, perhaps.

Vince Vaughn is a Trumpster. If he hated her then she's probably a decent person!

Reese is a Republican too, isn’t she?

I don’t think so.

Kind of channels this…

Reese is a messy drunk who fled her humble beginnings.

She should be the patron saint of DL.

Chloe needs some braces.

Is she really doing the Election sequel? We had a thread going about it in the early stages. Not sure it fit with her character in the first. She’s been in some great movies.

R50 Humble beginnings? She's southern but her parents were doctors.

Does he really have tiny dick?

Reese went to a posh private school in Nashville's Green Hills area. Not exactly humble beginnings. Some of you pull things out of your ass just because she's a Southerner who enjoys drinking whiskey from teacups.

[quote][R38] - I second and third [R39] and [R43] because I can’t imagine anyone I’d blow in front of my family, although, to keep it somewhat on topic, Ryan Phillippe, perhaps.

That's my point - he's NOT hot enough to be willing to debase and humiliate myself.

It's the line of being so hot that you'd be willing to do anything and how close anyone comes to that line.

Reese’s dad was an MD, Mom is a nurse. Her father and brother both led rather shady lives.

Apparently there was rarely enough money. Dad went to medical school in Louisiana in the 70s when you could get in rather easily if you were a white man with ok scores.

I remember some other family scandals but can’t remember the details.

R57, what do you mean “other” scandals? You haven’t provided one.

Is OP Miss Thing’s publicist? Trying so desperately to get the gheys to like this entitled narcy? No thanks, I’ve definitely had sufficient, and I know who the fuck she is.

[quote]Dad went to medical school in Louisiana in the 70s when you could get in rather easily if you were a white man with ok scores.

I knew guys those days who would love to have gone to Tulane Medical School. They had much better than OK scores.

Do you know how to read, r58?

[quote] Her father and brother both led rather shady lives.

This is common knowledge on DL, and I’ll guess you don’t know how to use Google.

Dad was a bigamist. Brother a sexual predator.

Right, Mr. R61? So sometimes a refreshment or two is in order.

Her brother is a registered sex offender

[quote] I knew guys those days who would love to have gone to Tulane Medical School. They had much better than OK scores.

Really? Tell us their grades, undergrad majors and Universities, and MCATs.

another one:

Joaquin Phoenix is the only one she's ever had real chemistry with. It make Walk the Line memorable despite the film being a santizied, generic biopic. I also enjoyed their brief, screwball dynamic in Inherent Vice.

More about sex offender brother

Those photos really horrible. So fake.

I have a theory about RW and Joaquin.

All Southerners are a bit crazy. But, they can’t afford to indulge that side of themselves if they want to get anywhere.

RW is attracted to Joaquin’s craziness.

Or maybe Joaquin is just good with ice princesses. He also had great chemistry with GOOP in”Two Lovers.”

She's related to John Witherspoon, one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.

[quote]Reese is a messy drunk who fled her humble beginnings.

Her family is quite well-off. She did Cotillion and all of that Southern debutante shit.

IMO, it's obvious that Kutcher did the movie just for the money. He probably feels he's now a more "serious actor" and would like to do something better than Reese's stupid romcom. So, he grudgingly shows up to do promotion and sticks his hands in his pockets like a cunt.

Kutcher had always been a cunt. I can’t believe he has a career.

He's not getting better offers, R72. When was the last time he had a hit movie?

Ashton Kutcher has had a huge career in venture capital. He's made a fortune. Acting is just a hobby for him.

[quote]Ashton Kutcher has had a huge career in venture capital.

Bitcoin?

I was surprised by this pairing especially because Reese is an Oscar winning actor and has produced a lot of big movies and series. She seems to hate dude bros like Ashton. I remember earlier in rom com phase she did a Christmas movie with Vince Vaughn and they hated each other. Their chemistry is similar to OP's photo.

R67, That article is from 2002.

Among its portfolio companies, A-Grade has invested in Spotify, Uber, Shazam, Couple, SoundCloud, Muse, and Airbnb.

In a 2011 interview with The New York Times, Kutcher said, “I look for companies that solve problems in intelligent and friction-free ways and break boundaries.”[7]

In a 2013 interview with The Daily Telegraph, Kutcher said, “If we can create efficiencies in that which is mundane, then we accelerate our paths to happiness. The companies that will ultimately do well are the companies that chase happiness. If you find a way to help people find love, or health or friendship, the dollar will chase that.”

In retrospect, I think Kutcher married Demi Moore to boost his career. She was still very attractive at the time. But then he leaves her and starts having babies with another, younger actress (Mila Kunis). He & Demi must have talked about having or not having children. Demi was already 40+.

I'm not a huge fan of Demi Moore, but I think Kutcher probably just used her for publicity and lifestyle.

Not to defend Reese but Vince Vaughn is an alcoholic cokehead douchebro. Most of us wouldn't be able to stand him after being around him for two minutes.

He was surprisingly good in The Butterfly Effect. She reached her peak in her first movie, The Man in the Moon.

[quote]In retrospect, I think Kutcher married Demi Moore to boost his career. She was still very attractive at the time. But then he leaves her and starts having babies with another, younger actress (Mila Kunis). He & Demi must have talked about having or not having children. Demi was already 40+.

Demi did get pregnant but had a miscarriage.

[quote] She was good in that movie with Mark Ruffalo where she was dead.

Reese's best roles are the ones where she dies!!

Ashton shows up on Shark Tank sometimes. I guess he knows business.

Loved Reese in Freeway but I can't tell if she's a real bitch or not.

R85, Seriously?

She sounds like one of those sovereign citizen nuts.

He's looking shabby

I think that AK is looking great as he ages. He’s getting this craggy look, kind of like John Kerry. I have admittedly strange tastes and one of my types has always been patrician-faced, older guys who look like they could be regional Fed chairmen, or trawler captains.

From looking at his statements over the years, he seems to be a thoughtful and earnest person. His twin brother’s congenital health problems probably have a lot to do with that. He admits to being a wild-child when younger but learned from his mistakes.

In terms of his investment prowess, it seems legit. He runs a portfolio backed by institutional investors… no small feat for an untrained person with the professional image of playing doofuses. In terms of the comments at R79:

[quote] In a 2013 interview with The Daily Telegraph, Kutcher said, “If we can create efficiencies in that which is mundane, then we accelerate our paths to happiness. The companies that will ultimately do well are the companies that chase happiness. If you find a way to help people find love, or health or friendship, the dollar will chase that.”

While the sentiment, which belies the earnestness I argue he has now, may sound overwrought it certainly has bourne out it terms of all the articles of the past five years talking about how the younger cohort is more interested in, and spending money on, experiences rather than possessions.

He seems unkind, to me. He's testifying at the trial involving a murdered woman he used to date. They were supposed to go out, the night she was murdered. He shows up, very late, to their date, looks in the window, sees red on the floor, supposedly assumes it's spilled wine, then leaves. She's inside, murdered.

[QUOTE]I remember some other family scandals but can’t remember the details.

Not r57, but her father got in trouble with the Tennessee board that licenses physicians. I'm sketchy on details, but he was practicing medicine while exhibiting symptoms of dementia. I believe he was actually still [italic]operating[/italic] on patients (he was an ENT specialist). Reese had to go back to TN to file for conservatorship, IIRC.

I think Reese is the type who doesn't suffer fools. She is not a frivolous little actress.

Well, she did get rid of Ryan Phillippe after shooting out 2 children. Lots of women would have held on longer to Ryan.

[quote] Lots of women would have held on longer to Ryan

Why? That would have been like parenting two toddlers and an unruly teenager. No thanks.

No dick is that good. Plus, do we really think pretty boy Ryan is good in bed? Those guys rarely are.

[quote] I think Reese is the type who doesn't suffer fools.

Just a nicer way of saying that she's a cunt.

R95 or that she doesn't suffer fools

[quote]Plus, do we really think pretty boy Ryan is good in bed? Those guys rarely are.

I would say yes, judging by what he's packing.

R97, that’s my daddy!

Deacon you've probably played with it, haven't you?

Google says Kutcher has an IQ of 160.

[quote] I think Reese is the type who doesn't suffer fools.

That’s her main audience.

I wish Reese would give me some of her chin.

R103, If there’s any left over . . .

They're fine! They send their love!

^ that’s such bullshit.

People think she's some Hollywood powerhouse and she's really not.

[Quote]People think she's some Hollywood powerhouse and she's really not.

This cop would agree. She's not!

Ryan cut up Reese's credit cards because of her shopping frenzies and she'd get new ones. Once he went to Fred Segal on Melrose personally to tell them to stop selling things to her.

Have her recent productions made tens of millions of dollars?

But anyway, if I could ride Ryans fat gorgeous cock everyday I wouldn't need to shop away my frustrations and neediness.

IMO Ashton looks better than ever in these pics with Reese. Proof the surgeon sometimes CAN make you look better. That's damn good, subtle work.

Good gossip r109