Urinal surprise

Yes. I was at a bar in a college town and saw a guy with the biggest chode I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t that long but it was almost as wide as a small wrist. So think of a flaccid penis about as wide as it is was long.

Yes, at LAX and the guy would proud....there was no effort to hide.

I was at a Christian college for a work event - not my usual client but we had to set up a new health care center on campus.

One of the physicians looked a lot like John Slattery - Roger Sterling of Mad Men. On the short side. I'm at the urinals and he walks in and asks how I'm enjoying campus, and damn if this shortish dude didn't have a long, thick dangler. No attempt to hide it.

I should have clutched my pearls and yelled "Merciful God in Heaven!"

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Am I the only gay dude who consciously makes every effort not to look? (At least in normal bathroom settings like at work etc, if I’m drunk in a gay bar bathroom that might be different lol). I honestly can’t remember the last time I looked because the whole time I’m thinking “what if he notices me looking”, and I’m already an overly anxious and self-conscious type

Slight deviation from the topic, OP. My father told me Mel Torme tried to pick him up at a urinal in a jazz club in the 1970s. My father had a fairly big one and was probably a little drunk and I wouldn’t be surprised if he had given Torme an eyeful. My father was straight but my brother and I always thought he was a little bit gay.

I catch guys looking a lot, especially at pro ball stadiums in the Midwest with trough urinals and dated straight bar bathrooms with the same.

I’m big, not [italic]that[/italic] big. But I hang heavy soft. Admittedly, I make average look small but I never had a size preoccupation with other dudes, I just like dick.

I like i when they look but I never look myself. I have an eyeful with my hefty soldier and I don’t want to get punched. That being said, look all you want. The least you could do is touch it, give us both something to enjoy.

OP is trying to get material for his Huffpost Personal article. No thank you.

What's hotter to me than just seeing a nice cock is seeing someone with a nice cock that you know wants other people see it. They will stand just a little further back from the urinal stand there casually holding it with one hand if any hands at all. When they finish peeing, they stand there making sure they get the last drops out.

OP is working on his Reddit Porn Fiction thread and needs Datalounge to help him write it.

Honestly, no. No nifty dot com story here, LOL.

But a friend of mine is an exhibitionist - mostly straight but enjoys showing off sometimes to guys to see their reaction. He told me he was at an airport around Christmastime (clearly not flying SWA) taking a piss and apparently some dude next to him looked over and said, "holy fuck, you're massive." That guy was so shocked he ended up taking a half step back from my friend and got a few drops of his own piss on the front of his pants.

I mean, I am an old whore that cruised back in HS and college days so looking at a huge cock at the urinal isn't all that novel to me. But I never gasped and said MARY!!!! out loud. Not unless the joint was empty, anyway.

So yeah, that little anecdote made me curious.

R9 Yes to everything you said, and the ones that will make me go from soft to BONE HARD in like 10 seconds are the confident, cockproud guys who step back AND have their hands on their hips while they piss, because they hang so heavy and thick they don't need a hand to hold it.

I'm on a college campus in buildings with hot athletic guys. You would think I could get an eye-full at the urinals, but unfortunately there are petitions between them and no one can sneak a peek. From every angle, your view is blocked (even drying your hands, or washing your hands - all blocked views). Only once, when I was standing at the sink, a beautiful blond jock came up and was still putting his dick back in his pants. 'Hey, what's up ?' he asks me. I almost fell into the sink looking at that blond cock.

Bea Arthur. She was fucking huge.

[quote]but unfortunately there are petitions between them

Maybe you could start a partition and get enough signatures to have them removed.

I love trough urinals.

Love them, miss them, have many fond memories of big dongs when I was at one.

There is this amazing video I have been searching for for this thread. There is this guy, early 30s maybe, football player build standing at a Urinal for the longest

I would absolutely hit someone if I caught them looking and I wouldn't think about it for a second. I think it would be the angriest I've ever been in my life.

Really? From the sound of it R17 there wouldn't be anything to see.

That angry that someone took a peek at your peepee?

You have issues.

R16 is it the freeballing hot guy with the beautiful cock that wipes the head on the inside of his shorts before putting it back in his shorts?

R16 R20 would one of you girls please find the video and quit batting it back and forth. This is like a tennis match with no balls.

It must exist somewhere. Get to it or don’t come back.

Yes, CC Blooms in Edinburgh, 2008. It was like a beer can and he wanted people to see. Honestly, too big to do anything with!

For me, dicks are not hot with pee coming out of them. So, no urinal gazing for me. However, I'm happy to catch a peek or two at a guy who is showering or walking out of the shower.

[quote]have many fond memories of big dongs when I was at one.

At Big Dongs? Is that a bar?

R6, you’re dad was drunk and making it up.

R17 = MARY!

R17 has a tiny dick.

R23 I’m not into w/s at all but you sound like a little girl.

Hate coming across squeamish sexually sterile girls like you when hooking up with a guy…”ew, your foot touched my leg” “try not to make a mess when you shoot” “your breath smells clean, but would you gargle again before we kiss” “ok, let me just put down four towels and we can start” “you’re sweating too much, could you stop and wipe it off”

At the first sign, I politely say ‘sorry we wasted our time, I’m gonna go” Then I block him.

If R17 and R23 aren’t the same poster, you two definitely have to meet IRL You’re perfect for each other. Your governesses, emasculating mother or alcoholic father did a number on you.

You should both wear warning signs on your clothes so masc gay men comfortable with their sexuality would know to avoid you

R17 You're joking, right ? Then again, like you, I'd be sensitive if they looked at my penis and started laughing. Like you, I'd want to hit them - for laughing at how teeny it is.

Nellie prisspots be gone!

Only babies say "pee." A man PISSES from his COCK.

R28 ugh yes, hated guys like that.

The ones who tried to play butch but yet would leap out of bed the moment the last spurt dripped out of their cock to take a Silkwood shower. Give me a fucking break!

R21 Since I'm the OP I'll stick around.

Have a seat. Grown folks are talking.

"Am I the only gay dude who consciously makes every effort not to look?"

No. Because straight guys are just waiting for you to so much as clear your throat to accuse you of sexual harassment.

I pee in stalls.

Urinals are gross. I piss, zip up, wash my hands, and get out there. The smell of piss is not a turn-on.

Of course I look. I love looking at cocks pissing--or just hanging out--at public urinals.

Sports arenas and stadiums are the best. There is a nonstop parade of dicks, dicks, dicks. Airports too. Love seeing the pilots pissing.

Those goddamn urinal dividers are death of Western Civilization and men pissing together.

Bring back the piss trough. The best cock viewing in town.

I have very fond, hard and horny memories of the piss troughs at Fenway Park. Damn, Red Sox games were fun. Yeah, I suppose there was a game going on, but who cared!

queue up, boys

This is good too...no hiding.

Show me your dick...

whip it out

Lemon fresh

good for cock cruising

These are good since you tend to step back a bit when the bottom of the urinal is curved out.

I fucking hate urinal partitions. Hate 'em. They ruin everything.

The stadium at the University of Arizona in the athlete areas has ROUND urinals. So everyone looks at everyone else while taking a piss. Would love to be there when all the players are.

R47. Damn, round urinals sound nice and nasty. But they also may cause a case of severe pee shyness...or a raging hardon. You might cum without stroking.

Lincoln Center, NY State Theater, next to Jason Robards, Jr. Forty years ago so post-Bacall.

He smacked it with his hand and grinned before zipping up. Not sure he was sober. Could see he was huge.

R17 in my teens and 20s gay men, and even more likely, straight friends would whip out their cocks when they were being funny or drinking. They often would grab at mine, even the straights. They would grab at my towel in the locker room, comment about cocks, theirs, mine, anyone’s. I camp/hike/hunt…so peeing around, near, in front of men at all times. I golf with (mostly straight) guys who pee anywhere along the course without great caution. I’m a distance runner/ultra marathoner and in races I, and every male, pees anywhere along the course, often in plain sight… my God, you would be an amusing outlier in any/all of those activities. Or you’d be bloodying a LOT of people…

Are you one of those “let’s pretend we are Ken Dolls under our swimming suits” kinda guy? Don’t acknowledge I have a peepee, please? and whatever you do, LOOK AWAY!

R50 yeah, I remember HS and college days where guys did that all the time.

I remember being at a fraternity party my freshman year - one of their rushes was a cute-ish short guy that kinda reminded me of a cross between Matthew Broderick and Steve from Blue's Clues.

No surprise, everyone's drunk and a few of the guys flash the rushes and make the rushes do the same. Average drunken blond with an average dick, and then the short guy steps up and pulls out......a wrist thick python. The room got real quiet and then the fraternity guy was like, "well, damn!"

But like, none of that was bow chicka wow gay sex foreplay. Dicks were out and then put away. My brain couldn't compute lol.

I went to see a movie back when I was living in China, and this Chinese guy came in and flashed me the biggest, thickest cock I have ever seen. I don’t think he was gay; I think he was just very proud of it. To this day I regret not going over and asking him it I could suck it.

r52 did you know how to ask that question in Chinese?

In front of God and everybody.

Why yes; so many. If any ask me to show them my lady poosie, I obliged if they are gentleman caller caliber.

R53 Yes. 我可以幫你吹一下嗎

I am fluent in Chinese. And also in cock sucking.

I'm into water sports. It's very hot.

Really? People tell me it's sort of lukewarm at best.

R54 I could see those at music festivals, Oktoberfest type events, etc.

Not sure if I'd want to have one at the stoplight, of course. And for voyeurs like me it doesn't lend itself to getting a side eye of dangling dongage.

R57 me too!

[quote] I'm on a college campus in buildings with hot athletic guys. You would think I could get an [bold]eye-full[/bold] at the urinals,

Since you're at a college, you clearly should be spending less time looking at guys at urinals and more time looking up words in the dictionary.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

Surprise anal at the urinal would be hot!

I’m jealous of smaller guys in that you get impressed more easily by a casual glimpse than if you’re packing and you’re lucky to be impressed by maybe a handful of them in your entire life.

When I was in high school, I was at an amusement park and went to use the restroom. I was at the urinal and a middle-aged man walked up to the urinal next to me, and the biggest dick I'd ever seen flopped out of his pants. It was totally soft, but it had to be 7" just hanging there. I couldn't take my eyes off it. To this day, I still think it's the biggest one I've ever seen.

I was a nude model for drawing classes in college. I had to quit as my cock had a habit of leaping when a hot stud walked in.

I've mentioned this in one of the soap threads before, but I was at an event for a show I liked (and was helping to cover as part of the camera crew) and was taking a piss when the male star I'd watched (and lusted after) since HS came in and unzipped. He was so big it was almost comical. Clearly at least 7 soft and thick.

I couldn't help but look - luckily his friend that he'd been talking to took a urinal to the left of him (I was to the right) and their conversation meant he didn't notice me staring.

I think I've run out of cum after several years of spanking it to that image.

[quote]—No, I'm not saying who

Booooooooo!

R67 gurl, these bitches would figure it out and have my name posted on Twitter before my soup gets cold!

^^😂😂

Have any of you ever caught a strapping young man glancing at your beautiful cock?

R66 I don't know why you don't just say who it is. This is DL, for God's sake, no the New York Times.

R66 If he was a soap star, most of us probably wouldn't know who he is, anyway, so just name him. We'd like to see the face attached to the monster cock.

I was a white boy from the NYC burbs. My first visit to the Grand Central Main Waiting Room downstairs pleasure pala... err Men's Room with the long row of porcelain urinals was a HUGE surprise. Subsequent visits delivered as expected - huge and often hard BBC.

R66, it’s not as if you’re outing the actor or saying his dick is tiny. He’d probably love to have folks know he’s well endowed (without having to publish his own image). I don’t get your discretion here.

R74 that reminds me of an Onion article: Ugly Man with a Large Penis Struggles to Find Ways to Get the Word Out.

King Daddy Pisser! what a hose; and note how he wipes his cock on his shorts like a napkin.

Bring back the trough.

Pickle Surprise!

"urinal dot net"!?

R76 I wonder if he knows he and his big ol' cock are all over the Internet.

He doesn't shake it enough after pissing. Wipes his cock on the inside of his pants.

As he leaves, he stops at the doorway to consider washing his hands--and then decides--ahh, the hell with it. No.

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I went to this gay bar in Paris where they literally had live cameras at the urinals.

I think there were two bathrooms in the bar and each bathroom had a big screen, showing the live transmission from the urinal of the other bathroom.

I thought that was a bit much. (It's that same bar where they have a shower inside one of the walls and strippers get totally naked and shower for the crowd).

For me, in terms of urinals, it's the sneaking of the peek that makes it hot...although the slight exhibitionist in me enjoyed whipping it out on camera!

HALLELUJAH R76 found the video I asked about at R20

Hey R11/OP, R20 and R21 this is the video I was talking about. I was actaully finally able to find it after going deep in all the urinal videos on pornsites. I actually had to go to the bootleg myvidester to find it. They have offbrand stuff you don't see plastered continuously everywhere.

Anyway, this is the guy with the thickish build. He is just there it seems to show off his big cock, not even taking a piss. He knows the guy is watching but I don't think he knows he is recording as people are coming and going. His cock is huge and he knows it, gets off on other people's expression when they see it. I love how he subtly glances over from time to time. At one point it looks like he steps back just a little, or turns his hips slightly so the guy can get a better view. It looks like he bones up a bit. It's very subtle and slow, but very hot if you're into this kind of thing.

That is a nice fat cock, R9/R85!

R85, I usually hate pissing videos (only because I find them boring) but that one was hot. And I think that guy was cruising. He definitely got a semi for whatever reason. Compare when the videos ends abruptly and goes back to the beginning. The size difference is amazing.

OP? You’re really lowering the tone at Pinterest.

R62 Been there, done that. Mall near Disneyland.

r85, I'm pretty sure that was a restroom on the Garden State Parkway...possibly the Atlantic City exit. Sadly, they have been renovating the stops on that highway for a while and I think this one is one of them that has already been finished.

R85 There's nothing subtle about this. The guy's clearly cruising, eager to show off his huge cock, and yes, he obviously starts to get hard.

I refuse to piss in a trough, or even standing next to someone else. I'm not a farm animal. And the act of expelling your body waste should always be done in private.

R92 would have been the one 8,000 years ago eaten by an alligator mid dump-by the side of the river because he needed to get as far away as possible from everyone else to shit.

R92 has a microdick.

I’ve cruised my entire adult life. Sometimes in tearooms.

There’s no question in my mind that r85’s guy is cruising. I know the signs.

You're right r95. And even if he was not cruising, looking to hook up, he gets off showing off his gigantic cock, letting people see it. It literally gets him hard as you can see.

[quote] And the act of expelling your body waste should always be done in private.

Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!

whaaaaat?

dong!

Straight guys never stand that close together at an empty urinal. That's how I cruise.

[quote] For me, dicks are not hot with pee coming out of them.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

r101 I know, right? How vanilla.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down those urinal dividers!!

I went to a sleazy gay bar in Budapest that had a viewing room next to the men's room. You could watch anyone at the urinals. That was a bit of fun when you were bored by the strippers

[quote]As he leaves, he stops at the doorway to consider washing his hands--and then decides--ahh, the hell with it. No.

He knows where his dick has been.

"I refuse to piss in a trough... I'm not a farm animal. "

Have you ever been on a farm? Farm animals don't piss in troughs.

This thread is a year old but I am still shocked at how truly prissy some of the responses on this thread were!

"Urinal Surprise" sounds like a dessert from the 1970s using lemon jello.

[quote] Have you ever looked over at a guy and GASPED! because he was so big?

This is why they hate us.

OP = sexual predator. Sick fuck.

R110 Nelliest priss in human history. Dramatic MARY!

I was at a bathhouse a week ago Saturday and one guy called my penis delicious 🤤

And two other guys said IT was beautiful.

R112 photos?

Think this has to be a Home Depot somewhere

[quote] I refuse to piss in a trough, or even standing next to someone else. I'm not a farm animal. And the act of expelling your body waste should always be done in private.

r92 I bet you're also one of those who sits down to pee. Standing to pee is a male birth right. Peeing with your buddies is masculine camaraderie.

Keanu .

I was at the train station toilet and didn't know it was a cruising area. I saw a hard penis next to me but I had to pee.

[quote]I was at the train station toilet and didn't know it was a cruising area.

The two categories are to an extent synonymous.

let us all wish for a URINAL SURPRISE! on Valentine's day!