Fabian or Aldo Ray?

Aldo had a bigger cock.

Whichever one of them Sal Mineo fucked.

I would have stuck my dick in Fabian's mouth just to stop him from singing.

One of the most tone-deaf teen idols in modern pop history, before they could do much production-wise to hide it.

R3 To be fair, Fabian himself said he wasn't a singer. Back then, it wasn't unusual for TV studios to try and cash in on their most popular stars and have them record singles. They did it with Shelley Fabares with "Johnny Angel," trying to make some coin off her Donna Reed show popularity. They did it with Ed Byrnes from 77 Sunset Strip.

Hello, even Clint Eastwood recorded an album when he was on Rawhide.

R4 but Fabian was a complete unknown before beginning his recording career. He was literally plucked out of a crowd by a record producer because of his looks.

Fabares, Byrnes, and the rest were TV stars-turned-recording artists.

Fabian was the exact opposite...a quasi-singer who became an actor.

But good on him for recognizing the obvious: that he can't sing.

Hold That Tiger!

Indeed.

OP = Future Fentanyl Headline

I love the untrimmed bush.

Fabian had one of those hot 1970s bodies - not overly built and muscled up, but lean and sexy.

Fabian had a small cute ass, but Aldo's was big and round and hefty.

Aldo Ray admitted in an interview that he let director George Cukor suck his cock so he could get the lead in The Marrying Kind.

"George Cukor gave me my big break in this business. He thought I could be a star, and I knew somebody important like him could easily help me, so I let him take his pleasure and it didn't compromise me in the least."

[quote]Fabian or Aldo Ray?

Oh please, OP, how could I possibly care le— ALDO!

For the love of God, ALDO ALDO ALDO.

Alain Delon